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[TxRad]

In the end, his real goal is to try to drag Laurel into the mud with him. The ultimate goal of any internet slimeball is to drag the leadership/ownership into a knock-down drag-out so they can scream indignantly about the cruel treatment of "the little guy" with something to link in their signatures and post in a thousand other places.

Seeing him fail miserably at that brings a smile to me face *laugh*

It's even better that everyone is pretty much warned about him as a matter of course upon stepping foot in the forums, so he doesn't even get much sustenance that way.

Scouries World is getting to be a lonely little circle-jerk for him, his blow-up doll, and the other puppets in the Land of Make Believe

I couldn't help but notice that he dropped one place in the top 250 today and it looks like he will drop another tomorrow. He might also listen for the heavy breathing behind because there are three more headed up at a fast clip. One I know from another site and he's good. Another has a solid following.

Poor Gabby is going to take a pounding as a punching bag

 

[Guest]

*** Another Best Seller ***

Hi, it’s Gabby again,

The boss got an early Xmas gift yesterday. And at the perfect time seeing as how the story came out three years ago and was his first LITEROTICA contest entry.

Another best seller! This wonderful story sold its one hundred thousandth copy yesterday and so joins the twenty-five other scourian tales to have achieved this lofty accomlishment.

Congrats boss! No one deserves it more.

And I’d like to thank the readers who’ve taken the time to let the boss know how much they enjoyed his story. To the commentators and e-mailers, to the 600+ who took the time to vote. Thanks guys.

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Milky Maine Christmas

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And for those of you who haven’t read this charming seasonal tale may I suggest that now, as we approach another Christmas, is the perfect time to snuggle up in front of the fire and read it.

It’s a tale of romance, a love story that follows two sisters as their lives are torn asunder. One, the eldest, a new mother, grief stricken by the loss of her brave husband, a boy torn from her grip by an Islamic fanatics bullet on the killing fields of Iraq.

The naive younger, left broken on a country lane, thrown there after two vicious rapists have shattered her innocence and her body.

Can their farmer father, a rugged, simple widower, somehow put the girl’s lives back together? Can the milk that flows from these All-American girls breasts somehow nourish the whole family?

Read this heart warming tale today….

Gabrielle L.

 

[TxRad]

Grand_High_Poobah is an alternate identity used by James R Scouries, who is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site.

 

[scouries]

[size=+3]Dolphins Rule[/size]​

Miami wins coldest game in franchise history

KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- The coldest conditions any Miami team has played in couldn't stop these history-making Dolphins.

Thriving in mind-numbing frigidity, Chad Pennington threw three touchdown passes Sunday in a 38-31 victory over Kansas City that continued one of the most remarkable comeback seasons in NFL history.


I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

 

[sr71plt]

oh . . . good . . . you're back.

 

[Guest]

oh . . . good . . . you're back.

BWAH!

 

[scouries]

a visit from a 1000+ club member...

...and speaking of members...

WELCOME MISS SARAHH!!!

It’s always an honor to be visited by an official 1000+ VOTE CLUB member. Yes my AH friends, miss sweetsubsarah is a member of the 1000+ VOTE CLUB for her wonderful HOW TO category story:

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Anal Sex (Gasp!): A How To Manuel

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She of course is also related to that other wonderful sarahhh (who’s also a member of the 1000+ VOTE club).

We at ScouriesWorld have always tried to discourage lesser lights (such as mr. tex, misshick or jomar for example) and post freaks (such as cloudy, poorbet, sourwitch or some of those other old babes) from posting on this thread but we have always welcomed the greats.

And nothing signifies an author’s greatness on LITEROTICA more than membership in the 1000+ VOTE club. So we’re happy to have you ma’am, Even if it’s only a short visit.

We know you're pretty busy with your 15 or so Chicago get together threads...

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…


[size=+2]Dolphins love 1000+ VOTE club members …[/size]

 

[TxRad]

The LITEROTICA’S TOP STORIES ALL-TIME MOST VOTES RECEIVED LIST is NOT an official Literotica list. It is made up to boost James R. Scouries ego and has no other reason to exist.

SweetSubSarahh Is not in any way, shape, or form related to Scouries Alter Ego Sarahhhhhhhhh. In fact, if I'm not mistaken and I'm not, SSS asked not to be put on Scouries fake list in the first place.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

scouries, darling........I missed your congrats on winning the holiday contest.

My other co-winners are sad too.

 

[scouries]

Who are you trying to fool banana boy?

…SSS almost pee-ed her pants when she heard she’d made the club… just about the happiest day in her life…

Dear obtuse, YOU WON? Are you shitting me?

Actually I knew you’d won and had been waiting to hear your thank you.

LAUREL invariably rewards one of her toady minions whenever one of them ventures into ScouriesWorld and tries to mix it up with yours truly. As they retire bloodied from the field of combat the QUEEN pats them on the back and whispers in their ear that they might be pleasantly surprised if they just happen to enter the next contest coming up.

One only has to peruse the list of winners over the past couple of years to see how valuable posting insults on the great Scouries thread is. The correlation between posting on my thread and then subsequently winning a contest now stands at 98.32%!

Its common knowledge now among LITEROTICANS that dear LAUREL will pin a big [size=+2]W[/size] on any chest that has spewed out its bile onto LITEROTICA’S greatest living author.

The brilliant mind that’s penned such classics as:

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”Daddy”, I Whispered

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and​

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Allison’s Ankle

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and​

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”Ohhh Mommy”, I Groaned

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and​

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Nude Dancing

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sits back amused as pitiable attempts at stories, stories shunned by our reading public, are honored as “READERS CHOICE AWARD” winners.

That’s not to say your recent winning effort was the worst entry in the contest ma’am, in fact I have no way of knowing since I didn’t read it. And unfortunately the QUEEN didn’t see fit to publish the numbers of VIEWS, VOTES or RATING of any contest entry.

Of course it’s easier for her this way to payoff her friends if she doesn’t have to prove they actually won.

Have a Merry Christmas my dear … and I also wish you a Happy New Year, a new year in which you’ll continue to dazzle us with thousands upon thousands upon thousands upon thousands of new posts…

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins swim …[/size]

 

[ABSTRUSE]

…SSS almost pee-ed her pants when she heard she’d made the club… just about the happiest day in her life…

Dear obtuse, YOU WON? Are you shitting me?

Actually I knew you’d won and had been waiting to hear your thank you.

LAUREL invariably rewards one of her toady minions whenever one of them ventures into ScouriesWorld and tries to mix it up with yours truly. As they retire bloodied from the field of combat the QUEEN pats them on the back and whispers in their ear that they might be pleasantly surprised if they just happen to enter the next contest coming up.

One only has to peruse the list of winners over the past couple of years to see how valuable posting insults on the great Scouries thread is. The correlation between posting on my thread and then subsequently winning a contest now stands at 98.32%!

Its common knowledge now among LITEROTICANS that dear LAUREL will pin a big [size=+2]W[/size] on any chest that has spewed out its bile onto LITEROTICA’S greatest living author.

The brilliant mind that’s penned such classics as:

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”Daddy”, I Whispered

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and​

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Allison’s Ankle

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and​

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”Ohhh Mommy”, I Groaned

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and​

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Nude Dancing

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sits back amused as pitiable attempts at stories, stories shunned by our reading public, are honored as “READERS CHOICE AWARD” winners.

That’s not to say your recent winning effort was the worst entry in the contest ma’am, in fact I have no way of knowing since I didn’t read it. And unfortunately the QUEEN didn’t see fit to publish the numbers of VIEWS, VOTES or RATING of any contest entry.

Of course it’s easier for her this way to payoff her friends if she doesn’t have to prove they actually won.

Have a Merry Christmas my dear … and I also wish you a Happy New Year, a new year in which you’ll continue to dazzle us with thousands upon thousands upon thousands upon thousands of new posts…

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins swim …[/size]

A very Merry Christmas you dear scouries




ps....I going for the Million count post award.

 

[TxRad]

Sorry Jumbo, uh, Jimbo

Wrong on two counts.

SSS said she was pissed that you even had the nerve to start such a piece of trash.

As for Laurel reward anything to do with your thread, guess again. All she gets out of it is the same thing everyone else gets. Laughs.

Have a happy holiday and watch those icy winds, they can be such a bitch this time of year.

 

[Daniellekitten]

To Jimmy boy and all of his alts.

Since it's that time of year, I just wanted to wish you and all of yours a Merry Christmas. I hope Santa brings you everything on your wish list.

 

[sarahhh]

scouries, darling........I missed your congrats on winning the holiday contest.

My other co-winners are sad too.

Congratulations! You deserve it, Danielle. LMFAO.

 

[cloudy]

Congratulations! You deserve it, Danielle. LMFAO.

God, you are so fucking sad.

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[TxRad]

Congratulations! You deserve it, Danielle. LMFAO.

Talk about obsession

 

[sarahhh]

Talk about obsession

Wow, it took 2 minutes for you and your twin sister to jump the dolphin. LMFAO.

 

[cloudy]

Wow, it took 2 minutes for you and your twin sister to jump the dolphin. LMFAO.

Just fucking pathetic.

Good god.

 

[TxRad]

Wow, it took 2 minutes for you and your twin sister to jump the dolphin. LMFAO.

Poor Scouries can't keep his characters straight. Sarahhhhh is the one from Pitsburger remember.

 

[sarahhh]

Poor Scouries can't keep his characters straight. Sarahhhhh is the one from Pitsburger remember.

Now listen hear TampaxRad, "jump the dolphin" is a play on the colloquialism "jump the shark."

If you ask the dolphinmaster (scouries) real nice, maybe he will explain it for the benefit of all your multiple personalties.

Go Dolphins! Gotta beat the Jets. I so want the Cheatriots to go on vacation sooner rather than later.

 

[scouries]

Obtuse ps....I going for the Million count post award

Well you’re well on your way! I’m planning on starting a 50,000+ post club next year so you should make it by early January

DK Since it's that time of year, I just wanted to wish you and all of yours a Merry Christmas. I hope Santa brings you everything on your wish list

And a merry Xmas to you and your loved ones my dear… and may 2009 bring you health and prosperity… and sexual fulfillment at last…

boy SSS said she was pissed that you even had the nerve to start such a piece of trash.

She may have told you that but that’s not what she told me… “Ohhhhhhh Scouries,” she gushed…

Cloudy God, you are so fucking sad.

Back to back – cloudy and banana boy – the two AHers who quit posting forever in 2008, well, for maybe two days anyway… Why not resolve for 2009 to never post here again…


sarahhh If you ask the dolphinmaster (scouries) …. Go Dolphins! Gotta beat the Jets. I so want the Cheatriots to go on vacation

As do all of us in Dolphin land!

And let me just take this opportunity to wish you sarahhh the happiest of holiday seasons. My hope, and the hope of the vast LITEROTICA reading public, is that you continue to write your wonderful stories. If you are as productive in 2009 as you were this year we will be blest.

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

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p.s. and a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you Freddie

 

[TxRad]

Now listen hear TampaxRad, "jump the dolphin" is a play on the colloquialism "jump the shark."

If you ask the dolphinmaster (scouries) real nice, maybe he will explain it for the benefit of all your multiple personalties.

Go Dolphins! Gotta beat the Jets. I so want the Cheatriots to go on vacation sooner rather than later.

Sorry the truth makes you throw insult to people you don't even know.

I think you need to go to the head of your own Idiots club. That's a number one, no one will argue with.

Have a nice Holiday, scouries. Oh and your female side Sarahhh also.

 

[sarahhh]

Sorry the truth makes you throw insult to people you don't even know.

I think you need to go to the head of your own Idiots club. That's a number one, no one will argue with.

Have a nice Holiday, scouries. Oh and your female side Sarahhh also.

Yinz go choke on a lump of coal, Three (thousand) Faces of Eve (aka Danielle).

Oh wow, my story "Pound Yon Virgin" is number one in public comments (by real people) in the last 24 hours. Geez, that one is 3 years old. I guess Xmas classics are good year after year after year.

Merry Xmas to Dolphinmaniacs everywhere!!! Especially ones in the vicinity of Miami named Jim and Gabby.

Look! Santa is wearing black and gold this year.

 

[TxRad]

Yinz go choke on a lump of coal, Three (thousand) Faces of Eve (aka Danielle).

Oh wow, my story "Pound Yon Virgin" is number one in public comments (by real people) in the last 24 hours. Geez, that one is 3 years old. I guess Xmas classics are good year after year after year.

Merry Xmas to Dolphinmaniacs everywhere!!! Especially ones in the vicinity of Miami named Jim and Gabby.

Look! Santa is wearing black and gold this year.

 

[Guest]

[size=+3]HAPPY HOL IDA Y​

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QUEEN LAUREL and MANU the MAGNIFICENT

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On behalf of myself, the boss and every employee of [SIZE=+2]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE], I’d like to wish the QUEEN and KING a happy holiday season and a prosperous and healthy 2009.

And hey, wouldn’t it be wonderful if these two made a NEW YEARS RESOLUTION that 2009 will be the year when they clean up the LITEROTICA contest system – that they decide to forego petty paybacks and instead institute a fair and transparent system that will allow open and fair competition.

That they’ll finally realize that their so called “READERS CHOICE AWARDS” should be just that… That there is a better way…

That [size=+2]Dolphins are wonderful…[/size]

Gabby