Sounding in the New Year -- 2009

[radepor]

Don't usually celebrate the new year but this year (about two hours ago) I decided to insert a 31 French (?about 10+ mm?) sound in my penis just as the new (2009) year came in.

Up to now, a 29 Fr was the largest object I'd successfully inserted in my dick; but as the new year approached, I lubed up my urethra and the 31 Fr sound and starting at 11-59-30 I celebrated each second with a deeper insertion until, at the stroke of midnight, the tip of my penis swallowed the shoulder of the sound (a combination 29 Fr/31 Fr) steel instrument.

I love fucking myself this way; and this time, with the largest sound yet, I overcame not only the pain of large insertion but the fear of pain of large insertion, which is worse.

I may indeed have a few hours, or days, of uncomfortable urination but maybe not. As long as I didn't screw up and get a bladder infection, I don't think I care.

Happy New Year!

 

[justjon]

What a way to see the new year in!
Just make sure you keep drinking plenty of water to keep your urine diluted, if you have accidently torn the delicate fibres of the urethra it will hurt like fuck if your pee is too strong!

P.S...Happy New Year!

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

I overcame not only the pain of large insertion but the fear of pain of large insertion, which is worse.

The fear *is* definitely worse... so how did you overcome it?

 

[daddiespet]

Wow...I didnt know guys did that...does it hurt terribly?

 

[justjon]

Wow...I didnt know guys did that...does it hurt terribly?

Not as terribly as you may think, unless you try and slide something huge in there straight away, it's just like anything really, start small and gradually increase in size untill you have had enough.

 

[radepor]

To: Daddispet

Yes, it hurts when I force larger sounds down my urethra than my urethra can handle. However, today, I wimped out.

I intended to give myself a meatotomy. For the uninitiated, a meatotomy is normally done surgically, by a doctor, although some people do it themselves. It involves slitting the urethra, starting at the piss slit, anywhere from, perhaps a 1/2' - 1 1/2", depending on the size of the person. Besides the aspect of self-torture, the usual reason is to accomodate much larger sounds.

I shut off the blood supply to my penis with a rubber band and thoroughly sterilized my penis and a very sharp "sound" (an X-Acto knife) and inserted the blade in my urethra, with the cutting edge up, at about a 45-deg angle. After insertion, I slowly pushed with more and more force until the extremely sharp tip of the X-Acto blade pierced the skin over my urethra about 3/4" below the tip of my penis. I pressed firmly until the blade tip protruded about 1/8-in. outside my urethra and was about to make the upward cutting motion of the incision when I decided I wanted to cum. I knew if I made the cut, an orgasm was probably not in cards so I wimped out. Cowardice may have also played a part

I think I still do it, but at a different time.

 

[radepor]

p.s.

Despite not going thru with the meatotomy, I just managed to stuff a 33 Fr sound down my urethra. It was all my poor penis could handle but a new record, nevertheless.