I Got It!

R. Richard

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I got it!

Some time back Dr Pepper offered a free Dr Pepper on their web site. I trustingly applied and I got it! A 16, 20 or 21 ounce Dr Pepper for FREE! Om a world of false advertising, Dr Pepper delivers the goods.
 
That seems like an awful lot of effort for a soda. I mean, if I want it, I can spend a buck and buy it myself, yannow?
 
Principle, schminciple, it's the joy of the chase. As a junior high student I once won a box of imported French cheese for an essay I wrote. One of the early triumphs of my suburban, vanilla life-style.
 
Actually, it's up to [drum roll please] $1.59!

There's a very old joke. A man asks a woman if she will fuck him for one million dollars. She replies, "For a million, hell yes." The man then asks the woman if she will fuck him for two dollars. The woman is insulted and asks, "What kind of woman do you think I am?" The man says, "We already settled that. We're haggling over price now."
 
Actually, it's up to [drum roll please] $1.59!

There's a very old joke. A man asks a woman if she will fuck him for one million dollars. She replies, "For a million, hell yes." The man then asks the woman if she will fuck him for two dollars. The woman is insulted and asks, "What kind of woman do you think I am?" The man says, "We already settled that. We're haggling over price now."

That's been ascribed to Winston Churchill but who knows?
 
Principle, schminciple, it's the joy of the chase. As a junior high student I once won a box of imported French cheese for an essay I wrote.

Did the family gather 'round when you cut the cheese?

(Ba-bum-bum.)
 
Principle, schminciple, it's the joy of the chase. As a junior high student I once won a box of imported French cheese for an essay I wrote. One of the early triumphs of my suburban, vanilla life-style.

Some years back, I rescued a software project that some idiot had run into the ground. I managed to get a substantial number of $10 bills from the company. I then announced that each time a specific kind of step in the software development process was completed, the one who did the work would 'win' $10, as long as the money held out. The first guy completed a step and I handed him his 'winnings.' No one would have worked hard for a pay increase of $10, per module, but this was WINNINGS! The developers worked very hard to WIN $10. When I then scolded them for leaving the data entry ladies out in the cold and awarded each of the ladies $30 in WINNINGS, the whole group applauded and I had the software development back on track.

Earning $10 is no big deal. However, WINNING $10 is a big deal!
 
:mad: did you share?


I got it!

Some time back Dr Pepper offered a free Dr Pepper on their web site. I trustingly applied and I got it! A 16, 20 or 21 ounce Dr Pepper for FREE! Om a world of false advertising, Dr Pepper delivers the goods.
 
:mad: I'm jealous

I got it!

Some time back Dr Pepper offered a free Dr Pepper on their web site. I trustingly applied and I got it! A 16, 20 or 21 ounce Dr Pepper for FREE! Om a world of false advertising, Dr Pepper delivers the goods.
 
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I got it!

Some time back Dr Pepper offered a free Dr Pepper on their web site. I trustingly applied and I got it! A 16, 20 or 21 ounce Dr Pepper for FREE! Om a world of false advertising, Dr Pepper delivers the goods.

How long has it been coming in a 21 oz. size?:confused:
 
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