Sir! Terry! Pratchett!!!

[starrkers]

happiness on what scale?

balls again.

by the same token we should have billy conelly and lee evans knighted.

Never mind knighting Connolly - Billy Connolly for King, I say!

 

[jomar]

Bwah!

Ha!

coward?

come on, give it your best.

You guys were working it smooth so I didn't want to get in your way.

Dammit, you edited just as I responded. Not fair!

Double ha! Usually I'm too late. The post that eluded you was probably about how I deserved to be knighted my ownself. I had a lot of backup documentation supporting it, but when I edited my post it erased the hard rive as well. You'll have to trust me. Can I count on your support?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Never mind knighting Connolly - Billy Connolly for King, I say!

oh god...

i think a knighthood would be best.

or we could give mr connolly the seat in the commons?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Ha!



You guys were working it smooth so I didn't want to get in your way.



Double ha! Usually I'm too late. The post that eluded you was probably about how I deserved to be knighted my ownself. I had a lot of backup documentation supporting it, but when I edited my post it erased the hard rive as well. You'll have to trust me. Can I count on your support?

pissed again, eh?

have you thought about contacting MI6?

 

[jomar]

pissed again, eh?

have you thought about contacting MI6?

That damn Connolly blocked me.

 

[damppanties]

Ha!

You guys were working it smooth so I didn't want to get in your way.

Double ha! Usually I'm too late. The post that eluded you was probably about how I deserved to be knighted my ownself. I had a lot of backup documentation supporting it, but when I edited my post it erased the hard rive as well. You'll have to trust me. Can I count on your support?

Hmph. I'm so going to shout from the rooftops that you have it going on with Pratchett. Hot and heavy.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

niters. it's been a few weeks since i had a good kip.

 

[jomar]

Hmph. I'm so going to shout from the rooftops that you have it going on with Pratchett. Hot and heavy.

You can't prove I pulled strings and got him the sword. Not anymore!

 

[jomar]

niters. it's been a few weeks since i had a good kip.

Nite GA. Happy New Year. I don't know Pratchett. Remember that.

 

[damppanties]

Well then, to Sir Terry Pratchett! May he knight me when my time comes! Um, wait...that makes me vaguely anxious...let me rephrase that...

There.

 

[jomar]

There.

Magic and sorcery! Witch, witch!!!

The Queen Mum will be o so mad!

 

[damppanties]

Magic and sorcery!

Merely digging through the subscribed thread alerts in my email.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Nite GA. Happy New Year. I don't know Pratchett. Remember that.

eh? remember what?

you'll be lucky if i can remember my own name by morning.

oh bugger. it is morning. i suppose my carriage is now a pumpkin strapped to a brace of mice?

i hate it when that happens.

taxi!

 

[jomar]

Merely digging through the subscribed thread alerts in my email.

We have to talk. Terry's knighthood could be at risk. Meet me in the car park, third level. By the big black panel van.

 

[jomar]

eh? remember what?

you'll be lucky if i can remember my own name by morning.

oh bugger. it is morning. i suppose my carriage is now a pumpkin strapped to a brace of mice?

i hate it when that happens.

taxi!

Me too...I 'm on my way myself...sleep well...

 

[damppanties]

We have to talk. Terry's knighthood could be at risk. Meet me in the car park, third level. By the big black panel van.

Is that a proposition?

 

[jomar]

Is that a proposition?

Well, I'm already lost in your eyes...

 

[damppanties]

Well, I'm already lost in your eyes...

 

[jomar]

Hey! Snap out of it! Pratchett's knighthood is at stake! Somehow!

 

[damppanties]

Hey! Snap out of it! Pratchett's knighthood is at stake! Somehow!

Somehow? Now you're saying it's not your fault? You can't get out of it that easily.

 

[jomar]

Somehow? Now you're saying it's not your fault? You can't get out of it that easily.

What's not my fault?

 

[damppanties]

What's not my fault?

This:

Well then, to Sir Terry Pratchett! May he knight me when my time comes! Um, wait...that makes me vaguely anxious...let me rephrase that...

Resulting in this:

Terry's knighthood could be at risk.

 

[jomar]

This:

Resulting in this:

Hmm, what is your conclusion? A few more steps and you'll be at the door of the van where we can quietly talk this over.

 

[damppanties]

Hmm, what is your conclusion? A few more steps and you'll be at the door of the van where we can quietly talk this over.

*takes a few more steps*

 

[jomar]

*takes a few more steps*

*watches her approach, thinking she has a femme fatale thing going on...her eyes...very nice*