A Desert Rose
Simply Charming Elsewhere
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I'm into ritual and disappointment, which explains two things: why I'm a submissive and why I make New Year's resolutions.
Last year, I made a resolution to clean my garage as soon as it was warm enough to work out there. But then it got too hot. And then too cold again.
Today, the garage looks worse than last New Year's eve.
On the other hand, I made a resolution to spend my money traveling and that is one thing I did do.
I also like to make predictions about the coming year. I predict that it will be too cold to clean my garage until April, but in April I'll be too busy with my dog and cat care and writing letters to Spam (the meat folks) regarding multi uses of the unusual cannned meat-food, to get out there which will mean a postponement until September because summer is too hot to be out there, unless I'm naked. But in September I'll be way too tied up (in my dreams) with fall and winter television shows and a stack of Spam recipes to try out, to trudge trash out of the car house and make space to actually house a car.
And anyway, it's scary out in my garage.
So, now it's time to do this routine all over again. I'm thinking on what resolutions I'm going to make for '09. And preparing to toast the disappointing failured resolutions of '08. When I come up with some good resolutions that don't include unusual meat-food (unless it's attached to a man in the shape and form of a penis), I'll come back with a list that I can actually go back and read next year to disappoint myself.
How about you?
Last year, I made a resolution to clean my garage as soon as it was warm enough to work out there. But then it got too hot. And then too cold again.
Today, the garage looks worse than last New Year's eve.
On the other hand, I made a resolution to spend my money traveling and that is one thing I did do.
I also like to make predictions about the coming year. I predict that it will be too cold to clean my garage until April, but in April I'll be too busy with my dog and cat care and writing letters to Spam (the meat folks) regarding multi uses of the unusual cannned meat-food, to get out there which will mean a postponement until September because summer is too hot to be out there, unless I'm naked. But in September I'll be way too tied up (in my dreams) with fall and winter television shows and a stack of Spam recipes to try out, to trudge trash out of the car house and make space to actually house a car.
And anyway, it's scary out in my garage.
So, now it's time to do this routine all over again. I'm thinking on what resolutions I'm going to make for '09. And preparing to toast the disappointing failured resolutions of '08. When I come up with some good resolutions that don't include unusual meat-food (unless it's attached to a man in the shape and form of a penis), I'll come back with a list that I can actually go back and read next year to disappoint myself.
How about you?