How in the ever-lovin' blue-eyed whirled?

[voluptuary_manque]

Did this happen?

I mean, that's one long swim . . .

 

[glynndah]

Did this happen?

I mean, that's one long swim . . .

Or a really, really long sewer.

 

[midwestyankee]

Maybe he escaped from the set of Alligator Al, which would explain how Crocodile Dundee got his film to market first and snared all the market for Australian actor-spokepeople.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Or a really, really long sewer.

Dammit glynndah, stop it already! First I can't take down my freak'in Christmas tree cuz of you and your damn snake and now I don't dare pee!

 

[glynndah]

Dammit glynndah, stop it already! First I can't take down my freak'in Christmas tree cuz of you and your damn snake and now I don't dare pee!

As long as you're not in Australia, you should be fine. They're swimming the other way. It's Starrkers we need to be worrying about. Perhaps someone should warn her.

 

[Safe_Bet]

As long as you're not in Australia, you should be fine. They're swimming the other way. It's Starrkers we need to be worrying about. Perhaps someone should warn her.

*Snerk* Sorry, I hadn't realized that the alligator was a female!
(starr vs. one little 'ol gator = not even close to fair! )



ETA So now, what about that damn snake I'm afraid is hiding in my tree?

 

[Xelebes]

Aye, that's why don't ship yer alligator pie's across that little pond over there. People dun know what in hell those are, there.

 

[slyc_willie]

*Snerk* Sorry, I hadn't realized that the alligator was a female!
(starr vs. one little 'ol gator = not even close to fair! )



ETA So now, what about that damn snake I'm afraid is hiding in my tree?

Wait 'till it eats all the big, hairy, smelly rats hiding in your walls, first. Then it'll hibernate and you can take it outside.

 

[3113]

He went on vacation. That's all. Sheesh. You all make it seem like some big mystery....

 

[starrkers]

I notice it settled on the NSW south coast. Good thing it didn't try to muscle in up north with our wildlife - it would've made a nice little snack for a croc!

 

[R. Richard]

He went on vacation. That's all. Sheesh. You all make it seem like some big mystery....

3113 has it correct. Let's reason it out. It's well known that alligators don't have much money. Thus, the alligator took the cheapest flight he could get. Cheap flight = little or no service. At the Aussie end of the flight, they just dumped him in the countryside. Then the trouble started. Simple.

 

[R. Richard]

I notice it settled on the NSW south coast. Good thing it didn't try to muscle in up north with our wildlife - it would've made a nice little snack for a croc!

Yes. For those who don't know, a crocodile is a really nasty beastie. An alligator might not attack. A crocodile will always attack.

 

[TE999]

Maybe he stowed away on a freighter.

That's how we got fire ants here in Florida...and Formosan Termites.

 

[3113]

3113 has it correct. Let's reason it out. It's well known that alligators don't have much money.

Too true. There are terrible tales of impoverished alligators selling their own tails to make alligator shoes so that they can have a little extra pocket money for the nice things in life.

 

[R. Richard]

Too true. There are terrible tales of impoverished alligators selling their own tails to make alligator shoes so that they can have a little extra pocket money for the nice things in life.

Hell, down in the South central, there are girls selling their own tails to make a little money for the nice things.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Hell, down in the South central, there are girls selling their own tails to make a little money for the nice things.

That's rent R. The dude don't get to keep it, jus' use it for a bit.

 

[R. Richard]

That's rent R. The dude don't get to keep it, jus' use it for a bit.

From the viewpoint of one transaction, it is indeed a rental. However, from the viewpoint of the 'ho' it's a sale. A sale of the rest of her miserable life. I lived in the South central and I saw the long term effects. The long term wasn't really all that long term.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

From the viewpoint of one transaction, it is indeed a rental. However, from the viewpoint of the 'ho' it's a sale. A sale of the rest of her miserable life. I lived in the South central and I saw the long term effects. The long term wasn't really all that long term.

Didn't live there but worked there for 8 years at the corner of 103rd and Central. Yeah, you nailed it. The real curse of the area is terminal ignorance. So sad.