Talking During Movies?

[Boota]

Your comments were utterly preposterous. Even if I wasn't a lot bigger than you, and I probably am, I'd still laugh in your face. What would you do, you childish maladjusted nitwit, try to get physical with me? I'm a grown man. I'm not rolling around in the street with anyone. Moreover, I have a permit to carry concealed, tough guy. The laws of this great state dictate that were you to attempt to assault me, and I feared for my safety (and for the purposes of what I'd say to the police, I'd be terrified), that I'd be well within my legal rights to put a hole, dead center mass, in your fat ass. And trust me, you'd be immediately aware that a .40 s&w caliber, 135 grain, jacketed hollow-point bullet slammed into your chest at 1325 feet per second (that's 526 foot-pounds for those at keeping score at home.) Then again, perhaps you wouldn't be aware of much of anything.

Thank you for making my point for me. You run your mouth and when called on it you go to the gun. A true pussy move. And that is what I've seen in my experience in dealing with people with guns. They start shit and back it up with a gun. It reiterates my point about a gun being a cowards weapon.

I have friends who carry for personal protection, due to their jobs and for one due to the neighborhood he lives in. Nothing wrong with that. But they don't start name-calling and then go to the gun. Hell, you're probably just like the guy who shot the man in the movie theater. He had the audacity to be a man and stand up for his family, even though they were in the wrong. That would, of course, give you the right to shoot him, right?

Now I'm not going to fight with you over the damn internet. You're the one who brought up the word childish. I'll leave that there. I'm just saying that there are repercussions for things done in real life as opposed to typing on a message board. If we ever meet face to face, and you somehow find the balls to do it without a gun, I'd be happy to settle things physically with you. Until then, go stroke the gun barrell that serves as your manhood, and I'll leave you to your own devices.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Does anybody know if you need to pretreat for testosterone stains? It's all over this thread and I don't know if it will wash out with regular detergent.

 

[Saucy_Sage]

Does anybody know if you need to pretreat for testosterone stains? It's all over this thread and I don't know if it will wash out with regular detergent.

you try soaking it out, you try spraying it out . . .

 

[tickledkitty]

Does anybody know if you need to pretreat for testosterone stains? It's all over this thread and I don't know if it will wash out with regular detergent.

Mmmmm...I like it.

It'll never come out anyway once it's set.

 

[jeninflorida]

people chatting on cell phones while at the movies....shoot them!

It could get you shot!

I know I shouldn't sympathize with the guy with the gun but sometimes....

 

[glynndah]

Did we ever find out what the D-word was? I'm always up for building a better vocabulary.

 

[Belegon]

...get you unceremoniously shot in the face.

Did you miss my first sentence? or are you just deliberately being a dumbass?

I agree with Boota. There is something distinctly unappealing about a gun to me. And anything that lets you kill from a safe distance would once have been called a coward's weapon.

of course, I'm talking about dueling here, not protecting my kids. I'll gladly shoot you in your sleep to protect them.

oh, and the part about you being a dumbass? You're threatening Boota. Question answered. That is him in his av.

He is a nice guy and funny as hell... but I wouldn't want to fight him.

 

[glynndah]

Did you miss my first sentence? or are you just deliberately being a dumbass?

I agree with Boota. There is something distinctly unappealing about a gun to me. And anything that lets you kill from a safe distance would once have been called a coward's weapon.

of course, I'm talking about dueling here, not protecting my kids. I'll gladly shoot you in your sleep to protect them.

oh, and the part about you being a dumbass? You're threatening Boota. Question answered. That is him in his av.

He is a nice guy and funny as hell... but I wouldn't want to fight him.

So dumbass is the D-word? Rats! I already know that one.

 

[3113]

Does anybody know if you need to pretreat for testosterone stains? It's all over this thread and I don't know if it will wash out with regular detergent.

You toss in some estrogen. Enough of that and the testosterone shrinks away in terror

 

[Safe_Bet]

You toss in some estrogen. Enough of that and the testosterone shrinks away in terror

Okay, let me make sure that I've got this straight...

Every time there is a big splash of chest beating and testosterone on my screen I should dilute it with several posting discussing my menstrual cycle, why men don't ever "understand" and about which brand of feminine hygiene products works best?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

SAFE BET

With all the whooping you do about your sexual orientation, I'm starting to think maybe its all about convincing yourself its THAT great.

 

[Hooper_X]

Thank you for making my point for me. You run your mouth and when called on it you go to the gun. A true pussy move. And that is what I've seen in my experience in dealing with people with guns. They start shit and back it up with a gun. It reiterates my point about a gun being a cowards weapon.

Like I said before, you're a childish fat douche bag. I'm under no compulsion to indulge you in your arrested development schoolyard antics. I'm guessing that you peaked sometime around grade 3 and that it's been all downhill since. That would certain go a long way toward explaining why a silly fat man of your advanced years would think it appropriate to attempt felonious assault because someone said something that he doesn't like. "Grrrrrrr! Bulk angry! Bulk SMASHHHHHHHH!"

I have friends who carry for personal protection, due to their jobs and...

Let me stop you right there. I don't give a rat's ass about your uneducated, marginally employed, blue collar, beer swilling bowling buddies. You're regurgitating the same indefensibly childish bullshit from the previous paragraph, and it's boring me terribly.

I'm just saying that there are repercussions for things done in real life as opposed to typing on a message board. If we ever meet face to face, and you somehow find the balls to do it without a gun, I'd be happy to settle things physically with you.

You just don't get it, do you? You're a grown man. Don't you have a job or a house or a family or some sort of savings? You don't seem to have even a tenuous grasp on how the adult world works. You see, Spanky, in the adult world if you assault someone--even in they don't act within their legal rights and leave you lying in a pool of your own blood and shit--you've opened yourself to a pretty open and shut civil action. And, that person is going to take all of the Larry The Cable Guy DVDs, WWE replica championship belts and even that double-wide trailer that you've dug so many ditches to make your own. Grow up, fat boy.

 

[3113]

Okay, let me make sure that I've got this straight...

Every time there is a big splash of chest beating and testosterone on my screen I should dilute it with several posting discussing my menstrual cycle, why men don't ever "understand" and about which brand of feminine hygiene products works best?

Clear the room of guys watching sports, smoking cigars and waving guns faster than you can say "Let's go shopping!"

 

[Hooper_X]

Did you miss my first sentence?

Nope. I just found your comments laughably absurd.

I agree with Boota.

Of course you do. You're both delusional backward hayseeds**.

I'm talking about dueling here...

** case in point.

oh, and the part about you being a dumbass? You're threatening Boota. Question answered. That is him in his av.

Ah, I see. So in this whole grade school playground milieu that you two fucktards are trying to create, you're the loud-mouthed toady to his laconic lumber oaf. I'm guessing that both of you (the invulnerable fat street bully and the knife wielding maniac) have done time. So allow me to float a theory here based on the obsequiousness of the above comment. You were Boota's pillow-biter in the joint, right?

 

[jeninflorida]

that is one nice guitar!

Your comments were utterly preposterous. Even if I wasn't a lot bigger than you, and I probably am, I'd still laugh in your face. What would you do, you childish maladjusted nitwit, try to get physical with me? I'm a grown man. I'm not rolling around in the street with anyone. Moreover, I have a permit to carry concealed, tough guy. The laws of this great state dictate that were you to attempt to assault me, and I feared for my safety (and for the purposes of what I'd say to the police, I'd be terrified), that I'd be well within my legal rights to put a hole, dead center mass, in your fat ass. And trust me, you'd be immediately aware that a .40 s&w caliber, 135 grain, jacketed hollow-point bullet slammed into your chest at 1325 feet per second (that's 526 foot-pounds for those at keeping score at home.) Then again, perhaps you wouldn't be aware of much of anything.

 

[Hooper_X]

that is one nice guitar!

And it's pre-war to boot, so you know that it has that really acoustically excellent albeit environmentally deleterious lacquer. (that movie was released in 1932)

 

[Boota]

Hooper X, you have already forgotten who started the name-calling and bullshit? Here it is: You started it, when called on it, you went to threatening gun violence. That makes you a complete and total pussy. You are the lowest of cowards and a waste of space scumbag. Your comments about me, and Bel, show that you know nothing about anything you speak of. But your words let me know everything I need to know about you. Loudmouth pussy with a gun. Dime a dozen. No matter what else you might be, that is the essence of who you are. If you had any respect for society you would turn your gun on yourself. If not, we can look forward to you shooting some innocent person who had the audacity to stand up to your insults and bullying. You have accused me of being some kind of bully, throwing my weight around. My "fat ass", as you say.

Just remember, you are the one who started the name-calling and the threats. I have never even fucking heard of you before and you came into this thread and called me out about something you have no clue about. Of course, I'm sure there is a lot in life you have no clue about. But you've got your gun, so what else do you need? I haven't made any insults about your physical appearance, because for one, I've never seen you. Just that little South Park character that I assume is supposed to represent you. And you can't see if my ass is fat or otherwise.

"Childish maladjusted nitwit". As in coming into a civil thread, calling insults, and making threats. You are too fucking dense to even see the irony in your statement.

Jesus Christ! Some people's fucking kids!

 

[Belegon]

I forgot rule one.

Don't feed trolls.


Especially GB invaders who steal their identities from Kevin Smith.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Good ol' Ignore Button.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Clear the room of guys watching sports, smoking cigars and waving guns faster than you can say "Let's go shopping!"

So, ummm, 3...

My flow is generally heavier right in the beginning. For the first couple of days I need to use both a tampax AND a pad. Otherwise I get my ucky discharge all over my panties and even, sometimes, my thighs. It also leaves those damn stains that I can never get out (yes, I admit it - I DO wear panties when I am having my period.) How about you?

BTW, I am SO glad that I'm married to another woman cuz she understands that a warm compress and some chocolate goes a long ways towards helping with the cramps... which I will discuss in detail in my next posting, if necessary!

(think that diluted enough of it?)

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Hooper, you're a fucking asshole.

 

[glynndah]

So, ummm, 3...

My flow is generally heavier right in the beginning. For the first couple of days I need to use both a tampax AND a pad. Otherwise I get my ucky discharge all over my panties and even, sometimes, my thighs. It also leaves those damn stains that I can never get out (yes, I admit it - I DO wear panties when I am having my period.) How about you?

BTW, I am SO glad that I'm married to another woman cuz she understands that a warm compress and some chocolate goes a long ways towards helping with the cramps... which I will discuss in detail in my next posting, if necessary!

(think that diluted enough of it?)

The pastel lettering was a nice touch, too. We really do need a more girlie font around here, too.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I agree. Something more florid, like copperplate longhand or one that's Arabic derived. Book Antigua is okay but not enough, yanno?

 

[glynndah]

I agree. Something more florid, like copperplate longhand or one that's Arabic derived. Book Antigua is okay but not enough, yanno?

This one isn't bad, but there aren't enough curlicues. Oh, yours is pretty good when italicized, though.

 

[jomar]

Now, now, we all know that even when you're having fun feeding and baiting and arguing with trolls, you should never ever take them seriously or let them get to you.