Talking During Movies?

[Hooper_X]

Captain Douchebag? Nice.
You are one tough bastard on the other side of the internet, aren't you?

Your comments were utterly preposterous. Even if I wasn't a lot bigger than you, and I probably am, I'd still laugh in your face. What would you do, you childish maladjusted nitwit, try to get physical with me? I'm a grown man. I'm not rolling around in the street with anyone. Moreover, I have a permit to carry concealed, tough guy. The laws of this great state dictate that were you to attempt to assault me, and I feared for my safety (and for the purposes of what I'd say to the police, I'd be terrified), that I'd be well within my legal rights to put a hole, dead center mass, in your fat ass. And trust me, you'd be immediately aware that a .40 s&w caliber, 135 grain, jacketed hollow-point bullet slammed into your chest at 1325 feet per second (that's 526 foot-pounds for those at keeping score at home.) Then again, perhaps you wouldn't be aware of much of anything.

 

[glynndah]

Well, I was going to contribute to the subject originally at hand, but now I think I'll just back slowly out of this thread.

 

[slyc_willie]

Well, I was going to contribute to the subject originally at hand, but now I think I'll just back slowly out of this thread.

Yeah, it looks like it's gone down the GB way . . . .

 

[glynndah]

Yeah, it looks like it's gone down the GB way . . . .

Maybe I'll come back when the testosterone and gunsmoke clear out.


Oh, not you, sweetie. Your particular brand of testosterone is always welcome.

 

[slyc_willie]

Maybe I'll come back when the testosterone and gunsmoke clear out.


Oh, not you, sweetie. Your particular brand of testosterone is always welcome.

And I've washed the gunpowder residue off, too.

 

[Guest]

Oh, I don't know.

I've been enjoying Hooper's brand of intelligence and wit.

 

[slyc_willie]

Oh, I don't know.

I've been enjoying Hooper's brand of intelligence and wit.

More rum?

 

[Guest]

More rum?

Always.

But I'm serious.

The man enjoys Groucho Marx, for pete's sake!

 

[slyc_willie]

Always.

But I'm serious.

The man enjoys Groucho Marx, for pete's sake!

Hey, I never question anyone about their choice of friends.

I used to like bantering with Amicus, when he was around, ferchristssake.

 

[Guest]

Hey, I never question anyone about their choice of friends.

I used to like bantering with Amicus, when he was around, ferchristssake.

I know.

And did we ask you to get your head examined?

No.

 

[slyc_willie]

I know.

And did we ask you to get your head examined?

No.

Could probably use it, though.

Hey, I never suggested anybody get their head examined. Dance with the Devil in the pale moon light for all I care.

We's always be friends.

 

[Guest]

Could probably use it, though.

Hey, I never suggested anybody get their head examined. Dance with the Devil in the pale moon light for all I care.

We's always be friends.

Well, as long as you wear that towel.

Or don't wear it, as the case may be.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

But what about those of us who look terrible in a towel, or lack thereof?

 

[slyc_willie]

Well, as long as you wear that towel.

Or don't wear it, as the case may be.

Washcloth held up by a leather thong?

 

[slyc_willie]

But what about those of us who look terrible in a towel, or lack thereof?

Let them be the judge. Bears are supposed to be proud, damn it!

 

[Guest]

Washcloth held up by a leather thong?

Is that going to be your costume for the costume party?

 

[slyc_willie]

Is that going to be your costume for the costume party?

Hmm . . . Slyc Tarzan?

Nahhhhhh . . . .

 

[Guest]

Hmm . . . Slyc Tarzan?

Nahhhhhh . . . .

Well, that's okay.

I'm still working on my costume, too.

 

[slyc_willie]

Well, that's okay.

I'm still working on my costume, too.

Actually, I'd already posted early in the costume party thread. We're going as the Mad Hatter and Alice. Naughty, of course.

At least, she will be.

 

[Guest]

Actually, I'd already posted early in the costume party thread. We're going as the Mad Hatter and Alice. Naughty, of course.

At least, she will be.

Oh- I love it!

(And sorry I missed it earlier.)

Excellent!

 

[Hooper_X]

More rum?

Nah, she's in the market for a flintlock blunderbuss.
Perhaps when you (a man in his late 30s) are done playing with your sword you can set her up with one from your archaic gun collection.

Need I even mention the D-word here?

 

[glynndah]

Actually, I'd already posted early in the costume party thread. We're going as the Mad Hatter and Alice. Naughty, of course.

At least, she will be.

Oh, you'll be a very Happy Hatter. Well, if that hat's where I'm picturing it.

 

[Guest]

Nah, she's in the market for a flintlock blunderbuss.
Perhaps when you (a man in his late 30s) are done playing with your sword you can set her up with one from your archaic gun collection.

Need I even mention the D-word here?

Pardon the rum.

D word?

 

[slyc_willie]

Oh, you'll be a very Happy Hatter. Well, if that hat's where I'm picturing it.

I figure it'll be on my head to start, of course.

Where it ends up . . .

 

[slyc_willie]

Oh, I don't know.

I've been enjoying Hooper's brand of intelligence and wit.

Nah, she's in the market for a flintlock blunderbuss.
Perhaps when you (a man in his late 30s) are done playing with your sword you can set her up with one from your archaic gun collection.

Need I even mention the D-word here?

Ah, intelligence and wit. Right.