next human sex system design project?

[Shankara20]

So, I ask, to whom should God subcontract the next human sex system design project?

I started this in my thread, moved it over here to see what others might ad..

My Lady said the other day that the next time humans are designed God should let the Japanese design the sex parts - that way sex would be considerably easier, cheaper, less problematic and not nearly as messy...


in response this was posted by Safra

Not nearly as messy????

Of all the folks of the world the Japanese?
With all those yucky enema-, diarrhea-, self-pissing-, fish- and fish bowels-, bugs-, spider- and tentacles-fetishes???
*shudder*

I responded...

well, yes - aside from all those fun fetishes you mentioned, sex designed by the Japanese.

I expect you might favor a human sex design team from the folks that bring us BMW's, Audi's and Mercedes-Benz's


hmmm, I rather did like that Saab I owned years ago, I wonder - sex designed by the Swedes

she responded...

You are right, those kinds of fetishes aren't really my cuppa tea... But asian car-design is sweet...

Hm, but - naaaa, I think I wouldn't like my sex parts look like "Hello Kitty"-Design...

And Germans designing sex parts? Holy cow! They would get numbers and an operating manual... "Take item #1, make sure it is in operating modus (if soft and tender, it's not ready. Go to chapter 3 to find advice) and insert in #2, grip #3 and 4 tightly and turn left and right......."

*squeaks from giggling*

Sweden? They have the safest cars with the best bumpers, isn't it? Are bumpers good?

any guess who chimed in... (satindesire)

Oh oh oh! Me Me Me! *waves hand in air frantically*

I posted

I so could have used an operating manual when I turned about 14 years old...


Are bumpers good?
bumpers?
sex?

bumpers!
sex!

yes - bumpers are good in a design for sex.


and I really really like the seat warmer idea


windshield wipers would be a must for the Japanese design, no?

 

[cromsgirl]

The question is "would it be as much fun?"

 

[Shankara20]

The question is "would it be as much fun?"

who could design it so it is more fun?

with less problems?

 

[graceanne]

I have a bumper and if I could lose it, I would.

 

[Shankara20]

I have a bumper and if I could lose it, I would.

see - left to God the design is flawed

if the Japanese designed sex all the parts would be useful and would fit together just right...

 

[graceanne]

see - left to God the design is flawed

if the Japanese designed sex all the parts would be useful and would fit together just right...

Yeah, but what about tit guys? If left to the Japanese there would be a LOT of guys with unfulfilled tit fetishes.

 

[Shankara20]

Yeah, but what about tit guys? If left to the Japanese there would be a LOT of guys with unfulfilled tit fetishes.

The Japanese would eliminate the need for tits!!!

But thinking about this for a moment - aside from feeding systems, how benefit/cost practical are tits to everyone involved in having sex anyway.

And could the fun of sex be moved to some function different then replicating - fucking for fun without breeding?
all the fun of fucking without problems of lubrication, ejaculation, menstruation, lactation, the wet spot in bed...

 

[graceanne]

The Japanese would eliminate the need for tits!!!

But thinking about this for a moment - aside from feeding systems, how benefit/cost practical are tits to everyone involved in having sex anyway.

And could the fun of sex be moved to some function different then replicating - fucking for fun without breeding?
all the fun of fucking without problems of lubrication, ejaculation, menstruation, lactation, the wet spot in bed...

What if you want to breed? Would there be a 'breeding' switch? And quite frankly, I don't want to have sex without lubrication. It hurts.

Of course I'm all for eliminating menstruation and the wet spot in bed.

 

[Shankara20]

What if you want to breed?

well, the design team would workout something

And quite frankly, I don't want to have sex without lubrication. It hurts.

my point exactly - bad design on god's part...

Of course I'm all for eliminating menstruation and the wet spot in bed.

see - it could have been a better design...

 

[midwestyankee]

who could design it so it is more fun?

with less problems?

More fun: the French or the Italians (see the Deux Chevaux and the Ferrari)

Fewer problems: In what sense, Charlie?

 

[graceanne]

my point exactly - bad design on god's part...

But women lubricate.

 

[Shankara20]

Fewer problems: In what sense, Charlie?

can't get it up
can't get it off - M and F issues
get it off way fast
partner can't lube
it won't fit - way large
it won't fit - way small
hair in strange places
good eating places very close to bad smelling places
etc..

all these things can be handled - but a better design surly was possible

 

[Shankara20]

But women lubricate.

some don't - and it takes time to get it all started
then there is the issue of no lube for anal

what about a design that incorporates zirks for when lube is needed?

 

[intothewoods]

The Japanese would eliminate the need for tits!!!

But thinking about this for a moment - aside from feeding systems, how benefit/cost practical are tits to everyone involved in having sex anyway.

I don't know where I would be today without the girls! Seriously, I've always relied on the kindness of strangers...(why do you think they're so kind? )

 

[midwestyankee]

can't get it up
can't get it off - M and F issues
get it off way fast
partner can't lube
it won't fit - way large
it won't fit - way small
hair in strange places
good eating places very close to bad smelling places
etc..

all these things can be handled - but a better design surly was possible

Maybe the Russians? Did you know that you can see Russia while jerking off on Sarah Palin's front porch?

 

[graceanne]

some don't - and it takes time to get it all started
then there is the issue of no lube for anal

what about a design that incorporates zirks for when lube is needed?

What's a zirk? Do I want to know?

 

[Shankara20]

Maybe the Russians? Did you know that you can see Russia while jerking off on Sarah Palin's front porch?

If that kid had just jerked off on her front porch Sarah would not be a grandmother today - but that is for another thread...


and who the hell things jerking off would be so messy if the Germans were the human sex design team?

(I not so sure how the Japaneses would handle this part of the new design)

 

[Shankara20]

I don't know where I would be today without the girls! Seriously, I've always relied on the kindness of strangers...(why do you think they're so kind? )

if the sex design were different just think how much more $$$$ would get collected from more traffic tickets being issued - speaking of the girls and the kindness of strangers...

 

[Shankara20]

What's a zirk? Do I want to know?

a zirk is a fitting installed on something that needs to be lubricated - it is what a grease gun attaches to so the lube can be squirted in...

a new sex noise "Zirk me up, Baby!"

 

[graceanne]

a zirk is a fitting installed on something that needs to be lubricated - it is what a grease gun attaches to so the lube can be squirted in...

*swirlly eyes*

a new sex noise "Zirk me up, Baby!"

*giggles*

I'll have to use that one, just for 'what the fuck' value.

 

[midwestyankee]

Yeah, but what about tit guys? If left to the Japanese there would be a LOT of guys with unfulfilled tit fetishes.

I'm not so sure about this. I was at an automotive trade show once and got the chance to watch a pair of Japanese businessmen getting their picture taken with a former Playboy Playmate. She was in the middle and both men's eyes were right at tit-level. I've never seen two guys grin harder while looking completely cross-eyed!

 

[graceanne]

I'm not so sure about this. I was at an automotive trade show once and got the chance to watch a pair of Japanese businessmen getting their picture taken with a former Playboy Playmate. She was in the middle and both men's eyes were right at tit-level. I've never seen two guys grin harder while looking completely cross-eyed!

Yeah, but the Japanese, themselves, are small breasted.

Not that there's anything wrong with being small breasted. I, personally, would love to be small breasted. But K would miss my boobs.