Returning Christmas Gifts

[Guest]

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[TE999]

A zipper down the front? Hmmmm...if it wasn't so dorky I'd say it was an invitation to frock.

(Sorry...I couldn't resist. )

 

[Guest]

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[TE999]

For that comment you owe me a hug and a kiss.

You can collect in Chi...and we don't have to stop at one each either.

 

[Guest]

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[sr71plt]

It's a frock. Sort of like a muu muu except that it zippers all the way down the front.

It's a lovely pink with embroidery, and if it were a shirt, I'd wear it most happily.

Instead, it's like a haus frau kind of thing, the ones that you see grammas wearing all day long.

I told her it was lovely, and it is.

But it's not for me. I shuddered. And hubby agreed.

Anyone want it? If I can't return it tomorrow I'm giving it to Good Will.

What size? (just kidding)

 

[Guest]

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[slyc_willie]

It's size 14!

I'll ship it!

Better yet, bring it to Chicago.

 

[Guest]

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[slyc_willie]

I want to return it. For cash.

And then I'll buy some galoshes or something

You know.

Something useful.

Wool mittens

And one of those fuzzy hunters hats with the ear flaps.

You'd look soooooo sexy . . . .

 

[Guest]

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[voluptuary_manque]

In nothing but fuzzy mittens and a fur troopers' hat? Oh, yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! But I think she should add the bunny slippers, too, just' cause.

 

[slyc_willie]

In nothing but fuzzy mittens and a fur troopers' hat? Oh, yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! But I think she should add the bunny slippers, too, just' cause.

Gotta give it that womanly touch, yeah.

 

[Guest]

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[slyc_willie]

But I already have bunny slippers!

I wore them last year!

Yes, but you didn't wear only the bunny slippers.

Not that I saw, anyway . . . .

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Yes, but you didn't wear only the bunny slippers.

Not that I saw, anyway . . . .

And besides, I wasn't there.

 

[Guest]

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[slyc_willie]

I wore them to the Friday night gathering!

At least, I think I did.

My happy bunny slippers?

Oh, yes, I saw them.

(You were a bit deep into the rum at that point, bumming for a cigarette )

The point is, we didn't see the rest of you, if you catch my drift.

Now, come on, you're all about encouraging me to bare it all in Chicago. You know what they say about turnabout . . . .

 

[Guest]

Oh, yes, I saw them.

(You were a bit deep into the rum at that point, bumming for a cigarette )

The point is, we didn't see the rest of you, if you catch my drift.

Now, come on, you're all about encouraging me to bare it all in Chicago. You know what they say about turnabout . . . .

Laughing!

Well, shall I confess that some saw me more bare?

 

[slyc_willie]

Laughing!

Well, shall I confess that some saw me more bare?

"Some?"

You slut!

 

[Guest]

"Some?"

You slut!

Hey.

I don't offer the 9000 names of God to just anyone, you know?

Besides, you had your lady.

No towel removal this time.

 

[slyc_willie]

Hey.

I don't offer the 9000 names of God to just anyone, you know?

Besides, you had your lady.

No towel removal this time.

No, she took it off.

She won't object, trust me, if you, eh, wish to jerk it off this year . . . .

*ahem* I mean, the towel of course.

 

[Guest]

No, she took it off.

She won't object, trust me, if you, eh, wish to jerk it off this year . . . .

*ahem* I mean, the towel of course.

Ahem.

Of course.

Towels and things and 9000 names of God.

I can't wait until March.

 

[slyc_willie]

Ahem.

Of course.

Towels and things and 9000 names of God.

I can't wait until March.

It gets more and more fun each year.

 

[impressive]

What size? (just kidding)

*coffee snort*