Isolated Blurt Thread

[trysail]

I am really very surprised that SOMEBODY didn't start a winter solstice thread in the AH.

Well, knock me down with a feather!

 

[TxRad]

If this bacon was any thicker, it would be ham...

I wonder who forgot to reset the meat slicer for this run?

 

[damppanties]

"A sushi fatwa".

LMAO!!

 

[wafflemtl]

If this bacon was any thicker, it would be ham...

Or french bacon perhaps.


huuuuuum

 

[tickledkitty]

The wind chill here is -23.

 

[DesertPirate]

If this bacon was any thicker, it would be ham...

I wonder who forgot to reset the meat slicer for this run?

This is a problem how?

 

[The_Fool]

Sometimes I forget and need reminding.

 

[playwithlezli]

The wind chill here is -23.

the temperature here has just risen to minus 23 with a windchill of -32, decidedly better than a couple of hours ago

 

[westerntiger]

1.2 Million!

I just wanted to BLURT or more like SHOUT OUT that my stories combined have passed the 1.2 million readers mark.

Not as much as some, and more then some other. Hell, there are stories on here that have more readers then my entire catalog, but still - that is pretty cool!

1.2 million!

Thanks to everyone who has read them - it is greatly appreciated!!!

 

[TheeGoatPig]

the temperature here has just risen to minus 23 with a windchill of -32, decidedly better than a couple of hours ago

And all of a sudden, 7.9 degrees here doesn't sound so bad

 

[impressive]

http://www.throwashoeatbush.com

 

[TheeGoatPig]

http://www.throwashoeatbush.com

My screen at work is too small

 

[tickledkitty]

Feliz navidad bu-buh buh buh
Feliz navidad bu-buh buh buh

Feliz navidad prospero ano y felicidad


Who is on trial in "To Kill a Mockingbird?" That is a trivia question on Webkinz.com. WTF? Is that something the average 7-year-old would know?

I have to go to the grocery store today, and then I am not stepping foot into another store until next week some time.

Oh, wait. I still need to buy a gift card. Bah.

 

[tickledkitty]

Can you get high on Vicodin?

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

I want a fag, i want a fag i want a fucking fag!!!!!!

 

[Safe_Bet]

I want a fag, i want a fag i want a fucking fag!!!!!!

BEG YOUR PARDON???

 

[vella_ms]

well, fuck me.


no, really!

after evading electrical shock twice today, i feel like living dangerously.

 

[TxRad]

well, fuck me.


no, really!

after evading electrical shock twice today, i feel like living dangerously.

You always did want curly hair.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

BEG YOUR PARDON???

A cigerette!

 

[vella_ms]

You always did want curly hair.

:caning:

hello my friend!

 

[TxRad]

:caning:

hello my friend!

Hey, what did I do?

Ya

 

[tickledkitty]

Oh, fine. Ignore me then. Bastards.

 

[Edward Teach]

Oh, fine. Ignore me then. Bastards.

You can get high on water if you drink enough of it, wankee. What are you doing with Vicodin anyway? Doesn't your Dr know that Vicodin doesn't mix with Thorazine?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

My cat likes to scratch my mother's chair. this morning I woke up to a piece of luggage sitting in the middle of the path past my mother's chair. I stood it up next to it where I thought it would be out of the way, and let the cat out into the cold, and took a shower. after my shower I let the cat back in, and prepared breakfast. While I was eating breakfast I found out why the luggage was laying on the floor. the cat reaches up to scratch at it in front of my mother's chair, and pulls it right down, almost landing right on the cat, which nimbly jumps out of the way and down the hall until I left for work.

Silly cat

 

[The_Fool]

well, fuck me.


no, really!

after evading electrical shock twice today, i feel like living dangerously.

You lesbo slut you.....

I keese you darlink....