Drunk 'n' horny thread...

[XsNrg]

I am still getting a good giggle over this thread

I'm getting a good smile from envisioning you laying on the couch giggling.

 

[NoJo]

Drunk me is back.

I'm on the Absinth

I need to smell a woman's perfume tonight

 

[Lady_Guenivere]

Best sex I ever had in my life was a night that also included absinth...come to think of it...the smell of a woman's perfume as well. Yum.

I am tipsy right now...and suddenly very horny.

 

[NoJo]

Best sex I ever had in my life was a night that also included absinth...come to think of it...the smell of a woman's perfume as well. Yum.

I am tipsy right now...and suddenly very horny.

Well, hold it in till it's unbearable

 

[Lady_Guenivere]

Well, hold it in till it's unbearable

Hold what in where?

 

[NoJo]

Hold what in where?

I don't know.. I guess you just grabbed whatever was within easy reach -- maybe a little porcelain dog, or a salt cellar

 

[Guest]

wooohooo its friday night again

 

[Techomancer]

Think I'll get hammered and drop in here tonight. Anybody else? Say about 3 hours from now?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Nah, too early for me. Besides, I don't need the drunk to be horny.

 

[jomar]

Nah, too early for me. Besides, I don't need the drunk to be horny.

Who does?

 

[Guest]

Hey could yall just take note now... if I ever post on the boards again about being all moon eyed about a guy.... you have my permission to hunt me down and strangle me.... that includes if the phrase or any variation of the phrase "I'm horny" comes out of my mouth also

 

[Techomancer]

Well that sucked. I was planning on getting oiled and frisky and what I got was a cold bug.
<Sniff> Dammit!

I can't drink enough hot buttered rum to make up for the lack of hot buttered buns either. (Remember kids - alcohol is not a treatment option for life's problems)

 

[wafflemtl]

Well that sucked. I was planning on getting oiled and frisky and what I got was a cold bug.
<Sniff> Dammit!

I can't drink enough hot buttered rum to make up for the lack of hot buttered buns either. (Remember kids - alcohol is not a treatment option for life's problems)

Alcool doesn't help us resolve our problems.
No ...
But neither does water or milk.

 

[shewantsmore]

Vodka sounds right to me just about now