If a tree falls in the forest........

[Wildcard Ky]

And no one is around, should we even give a shit?

I mean seriously, if the tree fell, it obviously wasn't in very good shape anyway.


Carry on...........

 

[TE999]

More to the point...if a tree fell in the forest and a woman didn't hear it, would a man still be wrong?

 

[Stella_Omega]

More to the point...if a tree fell in the forest and a woman didn't hear it, would a man still be wrong?

I always wondered about all of the birdies, and bunnies, and cute little squirrels... Would they get out of the way in time?

 

[slyc_willie]

More to the point...if a tree fell in the forest and a woman didn't hear it, would a man still be wrong?

He would, especially if he thought the tree was attractive.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

More to the point...if a tree fell in the forest and a woman didn't hear it, would a man still be wrong?

I can't believe that you even have the audacity to ask that question in public.

 

[slyc_willie]

Also . . . .

Why do you sign a signature? Shouldn't you sig a signature?

And why does the word monosyllabic have five syllables?

Just wondering.

 

[TE999]

I always wondered about all of the birdies, and bunnies, and cute little squirrels... Would they get out of the way in time?

I think so...maybe a turtle would get squished...or a particularly slow porcupine...but they aren't cute...so fuck 'em.

He would, especially if he thought the tree was attractive.

Knowin' that.

Wow! Lookit' the limbs on that aspen!

What? What?

I can't believe that you even have the audacity to ask that question in public.

I can be rather audacious when the opportunity presents itself. Which is often around here.

 

[Guest]

Also . . . .

Why do you sign a signature? Shouldn't you sig a signature?

And why does the word monosyllabic have five syllables?

Just wondering.

And autograph has nothing to do with cars or algebra.

Just sayin'...

 

[Liar]

And autograph has nothing to do with cars or algebra.

Just sayin'...

And "Herbie" is not an autobiography.

 

[slyc_willie]

And "Herbie" is not an autobiography.

Nor is "avoidable" something a matador does.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

And autograph has nothing to do with cars or algebra.

Just sayin'...

Yeah, well a phonograph had nothing to do with phones or algebra either.

 

[Guest]

Yeah, well a phonograph had nothing to do with phones or algebra either.

The other day I got some pornography in the mail.

Pissed me off, 'cause I don't even own a pornograph.

 

[TE999]

The other day I got some pornography in the mail.

Pissed me off, 'cause I don't even own a pornograph.

They like to needle you I guess.

 

[pleaz_me]

Does a deaf person talk to him/herself?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Why aren't billboards written in American Sign Language?

 

[DeeZire]

Why aren't billboards written in American Sign Language?

And who is this guy Bill, anyway?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

And who is this guy Bill, anyway?

and why does he keep sending me letters saying I owe him money?

 

[DeeZire]

and why does he keep sending me letters saying I owe him money?

We can only hope he takes a walk in the forest and a tree falls on his head.

 

[incubus666]

More to the point...if a tree fell in the forest and a woman didn't hear it, would a man still be wrong?

Of course it would even were it proven he was 300 miles away at the time.

Just saying.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Of course it would even were it proven he was 300 miles away at the time.

Just saying.

If the tree falls, he's wrong and there is no way it can be proven that he was 300 miles away. Don't believe it? Just ask her.

 

[Guest]

We can only hope he takes a walk in the forest and a tree falls on his head.

Indeed.

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

And what I want to know is why stores say something is "ON SALE" when technically, things are available to be sold every day. What's the difference between on sale and for sale? Shit, I don't get it.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

And what I want to know is why stores say something is "ON SALE" when technically, things are available to be sold every day. What's the difference between on sale and for sale? Shit, I don't get it.

And how can Flammable and Inflammable both mean that something catches fire? The prefix 'in' is supposed to mean 'not'.