Drunk 'n' horny thread...

[NoJo]

Vodka and porn -- a perfect end to an awful day. Ladies, I feel like sucking big purple love-bites all down your neck, and feeling your warm thighs under mine. I want to chew your hair, fuck your your cunt with my fingers and your ass with my cock.

Or we could just talk about stuff.

 

[Guest]

umm damn

 

[NoJo]

umm damn

Yes, dayumm

 

[Guest]

No talking necessary.

*fanning self*

 

[NoJo]

Don't fan yourself. Sweat.

 

[Guest]

Don't fan yourself. Sweat.

Make me.

 

[NoJo]

I could make you cold-sweat, if I turned up unexpectedly to audit your tax returns.

 

[Guest]

I could make you cold-sweat, if I turned up unexpectedly to audit your tax returns.

Nahhh.

We've got a good accountant.

He's got a nice ass, too.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

And me short on blood flow! Crap. But I fully agree with the proposal, just have to wait a bit while I rebuild the iron levels and such like.

 

[NoJo]

Nahhh.

We've got a good accountant.

He's got a nice ass, too.

Are you trying to set me up with him or something? Is he Jewish?

 

[Guest]

Are you trying to set me up with him or something? Is he Jewish?

No, but he said that he might convert.

If you put out, that is.

 

[NoJo]

No, but he said that he might convert.

If you put out, that is.

Believe me, I put out.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

I'm not drunk but I am horny and it doesn't take much to get me to put out. Does that qualify me for this thread?

 

[NoJo]

This thread is all about the fucking. Which, sadly is really, really, hard to do online, no matter how quick you type

 

[voluptuary_manque]

This thread is all about the fucking. Which, sadly is really, really, hard to do online, no matter how quick you type

And there's no place for 'input' either.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Well, I'm all for talking about it, but in about 30 minutes, I'm gonna go do it for real.

 

[TE999]

Vodka and porn -- a perfect end to an awful day. Ladies, I feel like sucking big purple love-bites all down your neck, and feeling your warm thighs under mine. I want to chew your hair, fuck your your cunt with my fingers and your ass with my cock.

Or we could just talk about stuff.

Talk about a lousy alternative. Sheesh.

 

[Guest]

hell its the best pick up line I have seen in awhile

then again... thre is something truly sexy about a hickey....or multiple ones

I know.... weird... but sooooo yummy... there is something incredibly sexy and hot about them.... makes everything throb

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Well, I'm all for talking about it, but in about 30 minutes, I'm gonna go do it for real.

I'm not healthy enough . . . yet!

 

[NoJo]

Well, I'm all for talking about it, but in about 30 minutes, I'm gonna go do it for real.

Have one for me.
My "squeeze" is away for three weeks, and quite frankly, my hand and I are already fed up with each other not on speaking terms right now.

 

[Guest]

Have one for me.
My "squeeze" is away for three weeks, and quite frankly, my hand and I are already fed up with each other not on speaking terms right now.

*lays on the couch giggling*

 

[NoJo]

No hangover! to Stolichnaya

 

[vella_ms]

No hangover! to Stolichnaya

[aside]
i poke you in the eye with a lemon rind.
i meese you.
[\aside]


the worse thing about being horny in my new home is having to wait until the house is empty because my damn toys are so FUCKING LOUD!

 

[NoJo]

[aside]
i poke you in the eye with a lemon rind.
i meese you.
[\aside]


the worse thing about being horny in my new home is having to wait until the house is empty because my damn toys are so FUCKING LOUD!

Sounds like your exhaust muffler may be shot

Miss you too, sweaty pie

 

[Guest]

I am still getting a good giggle over this thread