What the fuck is wrong with humanity?

[kromen]

Went to work for an employee meeting early this morning. Meeting went over quick and I stayed behind to help the kitchen get ready for the day. One of the managers asked me for a favor. No problem, until I went into the bathroom.

Remember the scene in Desperado when Quentin Tarantino goes into the backroom of the cantina to make the drug deal. Remember the out of order bathroom? Covered with shit and got knows what else? Yeah, someone howler monkey decided to recreate that scene in the men's bathroom last night and guess who pulled the short straw.

I fucking lost my breakfast within three minutes. Now, I can smell things from a mile away and I have stoner eyes thanks to the three gallons of bleach I threw all over the walls.

I would clean fourty bathrooms everyday if I could just get my hands on the bastards that did it for just five minutes.

 

[Happily_Variant]

And I thought my day was crappy!

 

[kromen]

Somebody is cooking haggis, i think.

 

[trysail]

I am sorry that you had to clean up after some low-life, cretinous jerks who were probably intoxicated or drugged— and who, obviously, behaved with no regard for others.

I have zero tolerance for inconsiderate bastards who do not clean up after themselves. Every adolescent should be required to clean bathrooms; it's the only way people learn what it's like.

For that reason, whenever I use public facilities or hotel rooms, I am always mindful of those whose job it is to clean them.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

KROMEN

After I retired I took a job at a local QUICKIE MART and did the same as you.

Mexicans came in, shit in the restroom sinks, stuffed towels in the commodes, shit in them, then flushed 2-3 times so the mess spilled onto the floor. I discovered it was Mexicans after I started monitoring who used the men's restroom (You can replay the webcams to see who used the toilet before someone complains).

My job was to fish out the turds, unplug the blockage, and clean it up. The stench made the women sick.

 

[gauchecritic]

Somebody's gotta do it.

you know how when you have a baby to look after and you have to change your shirt in the middle of the day from puke, or you hold your breath because you have to change their nappy (because they're crying with discomfort), well that's the kind of thing you accept when you're a parent.

Very old people do it too. I have to wipe the arses of people that could be my parents, hell, some of them could be my siblings.

It's a job, someone's gotta do it.

Strangling the perpetrator won't stop someone else making a mess. Suck it up. Do the job you're paid for.

 

[kromen]

This isn't about somone having an accident. This degenerate fuck took the time to wipe his shit all over the wall. The most worse case of explosive diarrea couldn't reach that high.

 

[gauchecritic]

This isn't about somone having an accident. This degenerate fuck took the time to wipe his shit all over the wall. The most worse case of explosive diarrea couldn't reach that high.

Who mentioned accidents? Try working a dementia home or any nursery. Sooner or later you're cleaning shit off the walls.

Poo is fascinating when you're in that frame of mind.

 

[Liar]

Poo is fascinating when you're in that frame of mind.

I've yet to enter a 'poo is fascinating' frame of mind. If it happens I'll let you know.

 

[Munachi]

i worked in a hostel for a while. cleaning the bathrooms was always an interesting experience... and of course some of the tourists thought the plants in the hallways were there so they could puke into the pots.

one interesting fact is that the boy's toilets were blocked a lot more often than the girls toilets. no idea if that was a coincidence or not...

 

[Munachi]

you know how when you have a baby to look after and you have to change your shirt in the middle of the day from puke, or you hold your breath because you have to change their nappy (because they're crying with discomfort), well that's the kind of thing you accept when you're a parent.

personally i find baby poo a lot less gross than grown up poo though... sometimes it smells quite bad, but i don't really think of it as very gross... same for vomit - though it is annoying when you think a kid is just going to spit out what they are eating because they don't like it, so you just hold your hand under their mouth - and then suddenly they end up throwing up all over you, and you have no change of clothing with you...

 

[jomar]

Sucks.

Since alcohol impairs coordination maybe a solution is to have some sort of, I don't know, indestructible fingerpad trail people had to trace without error before the stall would unlock. That way, these guys would shit their pants 'cause they'd fool with it for too long and then rush and mess their clothes when they tried to poop in a sink or on the floor. And while poop would still be on the walls, you'd have the satisfaction of knowing the guys wouldn't be getting laid and probably have to walk home because their friends wouldn't let them in their car.

Or, you could post a college student in the bathroom to monitor and call a manager of the shit-sit becomes critical.

Or, you could go back to grad school.

 

[gauchecritic]

I've yet to enter a 'poo is fascinating' frame of mind. If it happens I'll let you know.

If you've ever been below the age of one year then you've been there.

 

[DeeZire]

I've yet to enter a 'poo is fascinating' frame of mind. If it happens I'll let you know.

It happened to me last night when I was watching this clip.

http://www.spankwire.com/Goth-girl-panty-poop/video141466/

When you think about it, poop is just processed food, although, as I understand it, it's really not a good idea to ingest it. Urine, on the other hand, is supposed to be sterile (at least according to a House episode.) I mean, we can't be getting too picky, can we? I would hate to give up my favorite beverage, which is girl-cum.

I once had a dentist drop a crown down my throat. He encouraged me to try to find it. I was unsuccessful, but not from a lack of trying.

Continuing with the 'things you don't really need to know' portion of this thread, the second episode of the Season Two Sarah Silverman Show features her licking her dog's asshole - she's curious about what it tastes like, since her dog seems to be so enamored with it.

 

[Lady_Guenivere]

KROMEN

After I retired I took a job at a local QUICKIE MART and did the same as you.

Mexicans came in, shit in the restroom sinks, stuffed towels in the commodes, shit in them, then flushed 2-3 times so the mess spilled onto the floor. I discovered it was Mexicans after I started monitoring who used the men's restroom (You can replay the webcams to see who used the toilet before someone complains).

My job was to fish out the turds, unplug the blockage, and clean it up. The stench made the women sick.

Ah-ha...That explains a lot. Now I understand the bitterness and general lack of empathy that oozes from your pores.

 

[Katyusha]

When you think about it, poop is just processed food, although, as I understand it, it's really not a good idea to ingest it. Urine, on the other hand, is supposed to be sterile (at least according to a House episode.) I mean, we can't be getting too picky, can we? I would hate to give up my favorite beverage, which is girl-cum.

Actually it's more than processed food, it's rife with bacteria, and also the toxins that the body must discard. That's why it's not a good idea to ingest it. As for urine, yes it's sterile, which is how doctors can tell so quickly whether or not you have a UTI. If there's bacteria in your urine, they know that there's some type of infection is present even though they haven't cultured it to find out what type of bacteria it is.

ETA: And girl-cum isn't urine, it's just the lubricating fluids we produce during arousal getting pushed or squirted out by the pressure of the orgasm. (if that was what you were talking about, if not, apologies)

 

[Stella_Omega]

Ah-ha...That explains a lot. Now I understand the bitterness and general lack of empathy that oozes from your pores.

My dear, please don't quote the poo-thrower. Most of us have him on ignore, since he does the very same thing as those 'Mexicans,' all over this forum.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

LADY GODIVA

First, there is no such animal as EMPATHY because none of us have a clue what its like to be in another person's shoes. Empathy is a fiction. I cant begin to imagine the joy a cannibal experiences eating people. I dont get John Updike.

Second, STELLA-OMEGA-MU is obsessed with me and wants me for herself alone. The Omega Mu sorority was featured in REVENGE OF THE NERDS. Most of the girls had Prince style moustaches like STELLA, or WIDE LOAD butts like SARAH.

 

[xssve]

personally i find baby poo a lot less gross than grown up poo though... sometimes it smells quite bad, but i don't really think of it as very gross... same for vomit - though it is annoying when you think a kid is just going to spit out what they are eating because they don't like it, so you just hold your hand under their mouth - and then suddenly they end up throwing up all over you, and you have no change of clothing with you...

You don't know my kid.

 

[DeeZire]

ETA: And girl-cum isn't urine, it's just the lubricating fluids we produce during arousal getting pushed or squirted out by the pressure of the orgasm. (if that was what you were talking about, if not, apologies)

I had read somewhere that squirting orgasms had something in common with urine - perhaps that they'll both soak your panties?

The people eating poop on the internet totally baffle me. Aren't they going to get horribly sick the next day? Maybe that's part of the thrill of it all. Of course, it's possible they're whacked out of their minds on drugs, or maybe jonesing so bad they'll do anything for money.

The pee drinkers I can understand. We have illegals crossing the border down here in Arizona, and they've been known to drink each other's pee when they run out of water.

 

[Lady_Guenivere]

My dear, please don't quote the poo-thrower. Most of us have him on ignore, since he does the very same thing as those 'Mexicans,' all over this forum.

Then I will heed your good advice.