Elvis Is Alive!!!

[Rowdy_Y]

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The Pelvis is still pelvising!

http://www.myfoxcleveland.com/myfox...n=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=1.1.1

 

[Rowdy_Y]

Is Elvis Alive, Part II

Six years after a doctor claimed he was treating Elvis Presley in 2002, could new DNA evidence finally prove it's true? Fox 8 News Suzanne Stratford spoke exclusively to the woman who claims she is Elvis's half sister after she says DNA we received from the man claiming he is Elvis matched her own DNA, and DNA from Elvis's family.

 

[Rowdy_Y]

http://www.elvis2k.co.uk/elvis-impersonator-martin-fox-01.gif

 

[Rowdy_Y]

Totally unrelated link:

http://www.last.fm/music/Mahavishnu+Orchestra/_/Pacific+Express

 

[Rowdy_Y]

The king lives on...

 

[The Mutt]

It's true! I seen him!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX1qFbi3kuo&feature=related

 

[Rowdy_Y]

It's true! I seen him!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX1qFbi3kuo&feature=related

hahaha great vid...

For realz u saw him tho??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CO7FPU7a2g

 

[Ladybird]

Not only is Elvis alive, but he's on Facebook!

 

[Rowdy_Y]

Not only is Elvis alive, but he's on Facebook!

Go figure...he always was a bit of an attention whore.

 

[Rowdy_Y]

That is wonderful now we can see him in concert!

I actually own some Elvis 8-tracks.

 

[Batch]

Jesus/Elvis is so going to smite you.

 

[Rowdy_Y]

Jesus/Elvis is so going to smite you.

Or his alleged half-sister with the Elvis "DNA".

 

[Batch]

Or his alleged half-sister with the Elvis "DNA".

Blasphemer.

You're only hope for salvation is to hit the ground, (don't soil the knees of your jumpsuit) and beg for forgiveness, and then sing some Psalms from the Elvis Book of Merciful Guidance.

 

[Rowdy_Y]

Blasphemer.

You're only hope for salvation is to hit the ground, (don't soil the knees of your jumpsuit) and beg for forgiveness, and then sing some Psalms from the Elvis Book of Merciful Guidance.

*wipes away sweat, throws towel*

Thank you very much...

 

[Batch]

*wipes away sweat, throws towel*

Thank you very much...

Praise Be to Elvis!!

 

[Rowdy_Y]

Praise Be to Elvis!!

I always had a hunch the King was still alive, eating his bacon, peanut butter, and banana sandwiches. mmmmm

 

[MakersandIce]

I always had a hunch the King was still alive, eating his bacon, peanut butter, and banana sandwiches. mmmmm

As well as sucking on shag carpet fibers.

 

[Batch]

I always had a hunch the King was still alive, eating his bacon, peanut butter, and banana sandwiches. mmmmm

Dude.

Elvis is God.

 

[Rowdy_Y]

Elvis HAS NOT left the building!

 

[Batch]

Elvis HAS NOT left the building!

Right.

Unless of course the limo is waiting in the back and he is going out to dinner.

 

[Bollocks_Bitch]

Elvis HAS NOT left the building!

Yes he has Turd. Quit being a big fibber.

 

[Rowdy_Y]

Hasn't everyone wanted to shoot their TV from time to time?

 

[MakersandIce]

Elvis HAS NOT left the building!

True, he's on the bathroom floor.

 

[Rowdy_Y]

True, he's on the bathroom floor.

Actually that was Felvis, his secret twin brother.

 

[Rowdy_Y]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/elvis