Important Liberal Agenda meeting next week.

[cloudy]

We were counting on you for maize.

Gotcha covered.

 

[CharleyH]

Shall I bring tobacco?

I personally hope it's wacky.

 

[cloudy]

I personally hope it's wacky.

That could probably be managed.

 

[epiphany65]

Shall I bring tobacco?

Yes, please! The more, the better.

 

[freshface]

I don't think they would be caught dead anywhere near, yet alone, in the UN. So you can probably move right on up there now.

John Bolton left them behind with a mission to infiltrate the UN and report back. They attempted inroads up from the basement, but always retreated from the flower children and people singing KumByYah in the halls. They would have gone to the sub-basement long ago, but found us to be even worse. Having lost any hope of Federal support in the campaign against the UN, I believe they will soon make a strategic retreat to Wall Street.

 

[DesertPirate]

I'll send a honey wagon so you'll feel at home.

 

[Guest]

I'll send a honey wagon so you'll feel at home.

If you have any to spare.

Last I heard they were still having trouble removing everything from the Biltmore.

 

[cloudy]

I'll send a honey wagon so you'll feel at home.

Sour grapes. Ooh, they're so sour!

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[Corylea]

The man-hating feminists will form the usual circle. We're using the token principle again this time; everyone gets three tokens, and every time you speak, you have to give up a token. We want everyone to get an equal chance to talk. Somebody broke the timer at the last meeting, so I'll be bringing a new one; each speaking turn is still limited to two minutes.

I retrieved the dartboard with Hugh Heffner's face on it after the last meeting -- who picked up the darts?

 

[Stella_Omega]

The man-hating feminists will form the usual circle. We're using the token principle again this time; everyone gets three tokens, and every time you speak, you have to give up a token. We want everyone to get an equal chance to talk. Somebody broke the timer at the last meeting, so I'll be bringing a new one; each speaking turn is still limited to two minutes.

I retrieved the dartboard with Hugh Heffner's face on it after the last meeting -- who picked up the darts?

Me,of course, and I repaired the broken fletches. C'mon people, learn which way to point the damn things!

 

[Guest]

The Ignorance and Apathy subcommittee doesn't know where to meet.

Nor do we care.

 

[rgraham666]

The Ignorance and Apathy subcommittee doesn't know where to meet.

Nor do we care.

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[Guest]

The Ignorance and Apathy subcommittee doesn't know where to meet.

Nor do we care.

But you serve really good beer.

 

[Guest]

But you serve really good beer.

That's part of the problem. Our servers all quit to begin new careers as federal regulators.

We can't be bothered to get our own beer.

 

[Corylea]

That's part of the problem. Our servers all quit to begin new careers as federal regulators.

Oooh, good one!

 

[Guest]

Oooh, good one!

Um. Yeah. Whatever.

 

[Katyusha]

Memo to the Socialist Committee:

You may keep any garb you find, as it is undoubtedly been left behind because it has gone out of style and so is now good only as a hand-me-down to working class unfortunates such as yourselves and plumbers. Our largess, however, will end if you keep drinking all our gourmet coffee. We understand how you think, but it is hardly equitable for you to suck down the superior brew and leave us with your cheap powdered Maxwell House. You know very well that we can't possibly tolerate inferior products like that.

Yours,
The H.E.C.

Response to the H.E.C.:

We will gladly stop drinking all the gourmet coffee and leave it to you so long as you promise to give everyone that meets in this room an equal share of it. As you cannot tolerate inferior products, we cannot tolerate different groups not having an equal share of everything.

Thanks for understanding,
The Socialist Committee

 

[Kev H]

Question posed to the Pinko Subcommittee for Obama Impeachment Protection: How do you plan to possibly insulate Obama from the dreaded preemptive impeachment tactics when there's already at least three "Impeach Obama" groups formed on Facebook alone? Your enemy works fast--will you guys be overwhelmed enough to beg for help from the HEC?

Documentation to be found here: http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=081105214913.k5rna1c2&show_article=1

 

[shereads]

Marxists: don't bother bringing a covered dish. Most of us don't like beets.

 

[DeeZire]

RE: the Hot Tub Committee. Two meetings ago, they had collected over ten grand in donations for five inflatable hot tubs. No one has seen them since. Do we start over, or hunt them down?

In lieu of requisitioning our inflatable hot tubs, Moonbeam has volunteered her hot tub for after-meeting get togethers. (Clothing optional - duh!)

 

[3113]

Question posed to the Pinko Subcommittee for Obama Impeachment Protection: How do you plan to possibly insulate Obama from the dreaded preemptive impeachment tactics when there's already at least three "Impeach Obama" groups formed on Facebook alone? Your enemy works fast--will you guys be overwhelmed enough to beg for help from the HEC?

As a member of the HEC I can already offer one protection against preemptive impeachment: He has to be president before being impeached, meaning he's safe till he's sworn in. If the impeachers haven't considered this, then they are hardly equal to the HEC and we've nothing to worry about.

We'll get to work on other tactics for when he actually is president...once we brew up some real coffee to help us research through the night.

 

[Handprints]

And a brief reminder from the "Europe: Role Models Once Again" subcommittee:

Cigars: Cubanos only, please. Do your bit.
Beer: German purity laws still apply.
Banks: We're still working out a metric classification scheme for degree of nationalisation. Bear with us.

 

[DesertPirate]

"Important Liberal Agenda meeting"

and that's different from random meetings between any three college professors how?

 

[DeeZire]

"Important Liberal Agenda meeting"

and that's different from random meetings between any three college professors how?

DP - you're in the wrong thread. Why is it so obvious? Because if you belonged in this thread, you would already know that the agenda of any random meeting between three college professors would be discussing which coeds were hairless 'down there'.

 

[glynndah]

To whom it may concern;

Just because I miss one meeting doesn't mean I deserve this. Don't I have to be present to be chosen?

Sincerely,

glynndah
(Refreshment Committee Leader)