Important Liberal Agenda meeting next week.

[shereads]

We'll meet in the usual conference room in the sub-basement of the UN building. Don't forget to bring a covered dish.

Homeosexual Agenda committee, please don't forget to straighten the chairs when you leave. If we're going to continue sharing this room, we all have to cooperate.

 

[Liar]

Note to the Liberal Agenda.

If you're going to burn incense, or whatever the hell it is you do, can you please open the window afterwards? Place smells like a dorm.

Thanks,
The Harvard Elitist Conspiracy

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

The UN doesnt accept Visa or Mastercard, better bring along a Wall Street banker to pay the tab.

 

[tickledkitty]

We'll meet in the usual conference room in the sub-basement of the UN building. Don't forget to bring a covered dish.

I'll bring dessert.

 

[Just-Legal]

The UN doesnt accept Visa or Mastercard, better bring along a Wall Street banker to pay the tab.

Your kidding, they have less money than I do these days.

 

[Katyusha]

Note to the Liberal Agenda.

If you're going to burn incense, or whatever the hell it is you do, can you please open the window afterwards? Place smells like a dorm.

Thanks,
The Harvard Elitist Conspiracy

Note to the Harvard Elitist Conspiracy:

Next time any one of you leaves your $200,000 leather jacket in the room, we're taking it and dividing it up equally among us. We're sick of you leaving the room cluttered with your expensive garb.

Sincerely,
The Socialist Committee

 

[rgraham666]

Can't make it. I've a play party that night. http://bestsmileys.com/whipping/4.gif

 

[off2bed]

"Barach"?

 

[neonlyte]

We'll meet in the usual conference room in the sub-basement of the UN building. Don't forget to bring a covered dish.

Homeosexual Agenda committee, please don't forget to straighten the chairs when you leave. If we're going to continue sharing this room, we all have to cooperate.

The chairs were left exactly where we found them! We do apologise for the vasaline on the up-turned legs

 

[3113]

We'll meet in the usual conference room in the sub-basement of the UN building. Don't forget to bring a covered dish.

I thought we agreed that if Obama won we'd move up to the regular basement

 

[epiphany65]

"Barach"?

I think it's a transliteration of the Hebrew word Baruch, which means "blessed. "Barack", on the other hand, is a Hebrew word that means "lightning flash".

 

[freshface]

I thought we agreed that if Obama won we'd move up to the regular basement

Yes, but not until after the inauguration. The basement belongs to the Reactionary Right until then.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Barack is Ebonics for "WHATS IN YOUR WALLET?"

 

[Stella_Omega]

Yes, but not until after the inauguration. The basement belongs to the Reactionary Right until then.

At which time we change places!

 

[shereads]

I think it's a transliteration of the Hebrew word Baruch, which means "blessed. "Barack", on the other hand, is a Hebrew word that means "lightning flash".

In his speech at the Al Smith dinner, he said Barach was Swahili for "That One."

 

[john-the-author]

I think it's a transliteration of the Hebrew word Baruch, which means "blessed. "Barack", on the other hand, is a Hebrew word that means "lightning flash".

Is it really? I'd have thought that having potentially more Arabic roots, "Barrack" would be from the same root as "Baruch" (my g'g'grandfather's name), as in the blessing "Slaama sidhi barrakhas."

 

[epiphany65]

Is it really? I'd have thought that having potentially more Arabic roots, "Barrack" would be from the same root as "Baruch" (my g'g'grandfather's name), as in the blessing "Slaama sidhi barrakhas."

Since Jews and Muslins are both "People of The Book" they have many names in common (with variations) and this is one of them, albeit more common (at least) amongst Muslims.

 

[CharleyH]

We'll meet in the usual conference room in the sub-basement of the UN building. Don't forget to bring a covered dish.

Homeosexual Agenda committee, please don't forget to straighten the chairs when you leave. If we're going to continue sharing this room, we all have to cooperate.

HOMOSEXUALS? Who said anything about homos? Lets discuss it better in four years.

 

[3113]

Note to the Harvard Elitist Conspiracy:

Next time any one of you leaves your $200,000 leather jacket in the room, we're taking it and dividing it up equally among us. We're sick of you leaving the room cluttered with your expensive garb.

Sincerely,
The Socialist Committee

Memo to the Socialist Committee:

You may keep any garb you find, as it is undoubtedly been left behind because it has gone out of style and so is now good only as a hand-me-down to working class unfortunates such as yourselves and plumbers. Our largess, however, will end if you keep drinking all our gourmet coffee. We understand how you think, but it is hardly equitable for you to suck down the superior brew and leave us with your cheap powdered Maxwell House. You know very well that we can't possibly tolerate inferior products like that.

Yours,
The H.E.C.

 

[3113]

ATTENTION: Liberal Media Conspiracy!

We will be holding our annual, post-election conference in the second floor meeting rooms. Our topics this year will include:

*Post-Palin Depression: She was the perfect Republican to kick around. What will we do without her?

*Surviving in a Democratic World: We won! Will there still be any conservatives left to pick on?

*The Subtitles of Slanting: Taking your liberal slant to a higher level.

We will also be holding our annual banquet and awards ceremony at 7pm this year rather than 6pm in the ballroom. Get your tickets before they run out! Choice of food is: Salmon, Chicken or Steak. Tofu-Turkey available for those from PBS.

See you there!

 

[epiphany65]

Memo to the Socialist Committee:

I was planning on bringing hot-cross buns to the meeting but reconsidered -- I don't want anyone thinking that we're Christians or support or condone them in any way. Should I bring cinnamon rolls instead? As far as the incense goes -- is nag champa okay?

Yours in fidelity,

E65

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Yes, but not until after the inauguration. The basement belongs to the Reactionary Right until then.

I don't think they would be caught dead anywhere near, yet alone, in the UN. So you can probably move right on up there now.

 

[cloudy]

Shall I bring tobacco?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Memo to the Socialist Committee:

I was planning on bringing hot-cross buns to the meeting but reconsidered -- I don't want anyone thinking that we're Christians or support or condone them in any way. Should I bring cinnamon rolls instead? As far as the incense goes -- is nag champa okay?

Yours in fidelity,

E65

Cinnamon is pan-cultural, good choice!

Unfortunately, one of our members has developed an allergic reaction to Nag Champa. She says her acupuncturist is working on the problem, though.

 

[shereads]

Shall I bring tobacco?

We were counting on you for maize.