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BURGLAR ARRESTED FOR ATTEMPTING ORGY WITH MANNEQUINS

Posted: Friday 31 Oct 2008

DEPARTMENT store staff were left shocked after discovering a burglar tucked up in bed with some of their plastic female dummies.

Staff who opened the store in the morning found Metin Erzurum wrapped up in a window display bed with three mannequins.

The 37-year-old kinky burglar is being charged with burglary and criminal damage after admitting he attempted an orgy with the dummies.

But this isn't the first time a thief has decided to get up close and personal with plastic models while robbing a store.

One German thief donned female clothing in a department store and stood in the window display to avoid being spotted and captured by police.

Unfortunately, a passer-by spotted the unshaven, life-like mannequin and reported him.

 

[shereads]

Enough about poor Sarah Palin.

 

[Corylea]

*blink* Is there someone who thinks that department store dummies are anatomically correct?

 

[rgraham666]

*blink* Is there someone who thinks that department store dummies are anatomically correct?

Apparently.

 

[kromen]

LOL. Just the diversion I needed.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

ROB does that sort of thing all the time.

 

[jomar]

The average person just doesn't get performance art.

 

[bluebell]

The average person just doesn't get performance art.

Can a penis really be a found art object?

 

[jomar]

Can a penis really be a found art object?

Is that a rhetorical question?

 

[Guest]

Is that a rhetorical question?

Oh, I didn't study rhetoricals.

 

[jomar]

Oh, I didn't study rhetoricals.

So did you study art or the other thing?

 

[Guest]

So did you study art or the other thing?

The penis thing? Or the other thing?

 

[jomar]

The penis thing? Or the other thing?

What other thing?

 

[Guest]

What other thing?

The thing! You know!

 

[jomar]

The thing! You know!

You mean the O thing?

 

[Guest]

You mean the O thing?

It's always about the O, baby.

 

[john-the-author]

The average person just doesn't get performance art.

Okay, and there's a really good reason, Jomar!

I always liked Fran Leibowitz's comment in an essay in Metropolitan Life:

"A frightening number of conceptual artists (two)...."

 

[jomar]

It's always about the O, baby.

Now your talking!

 

[bluebell]

It's always about the O, baby.

And Gayle knows it.


http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/7824511322__oPt.jpg
Oprah: "You O me, biatch."
Gayle: "I live to slurp."