Halloween Movies

[kromen]

I know we all have our favorites, but what about the ones that were so bad that you wanted to claw your eyes out. Worst horror movies of all time.

1. Halloween 3 - Season of the witch. I actually got a refund from Blockbuster for that crap.
2. Quarantine. I kept hoping that everyone would hurry and die so I could too. Total waste of time.

 

[togitc]

House of the Dead~ Seriously, do not watch this movie. Not even bad enough to be funny.

Zombies Gone Wild~ Stay away. It's filmed on a camcorder by a couple of friends and should have never been released for anyone more than the people involved. I didn't even finish it.

Thinner~ A fat guy gets cursed to get too thin and then gets revenge once it goes too far. One of the worst Stephen King movies I have ever seen.

 

[slyc_willie]

House of the Dead~ Seriously, do not watch this movie. Not even bad enough to be funny.

Have to agree there. The video game tie-in footage were the most ridiculous scenes I've ever witnessed. Worse, even, than the entirety of Bloodrayne.

Watched a couple of Sci-Fi Channel's worst offerings recently. One was entitled Frankenstein Reborn. The gratuitous naked women were only upstaged by the over-the-top dismemberment of their bodies. The Beast of Bray Road was equally too graphic as to be comical. Watching that movie, you would think every skull could be ripped in half like it was papier mache.

 

[michchick98]

When I was in Columbia House DVD club a few years back, I got a movie for 49 cents that wasn't even worth that much.

It was called Mr. Hell and it was about this serial killer who collected eyeballs of his victims, and that's all I can remember, it was that bad. Oh, there was a hot sex scene in it, and that might make the movie worth the 49 cents....LOL.

There's actually a 'blurb' about it on Yahoo! Movies: http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809262103/details

The plot was good and if the acting (and budget) had been better, I'm sure it would've been a good movie.

 

[kromen]

I held a cheesy Halloween party and went to find the stupidest movie i could for background noise. I played "Sleepaway Camp" that night. LMAO. Freaked people out that the killer was really a teen boy posing as a girl. The worst is when the pulled back the camera and the killer was standing there, naked breasts covered in blood, holding a severed head of another boy, and packing about a foot of dick that he/she couldn't possibly have hid in those 1982 campers shorts.

 

[JustLikeEwe]

I know we all have our favorites, but what about the ones that were so bad that you wanted to claw your eyes out. Worst horror movies of all time.

1. Halloween 3 - Season of the witch. I actually got a refund from Blockbuster for that crap.
2. Quarantine. I kept hoping that everyone would hurry and die so I could too. Total waste of time.

I think that Halloween 3 must be one of those movies that inspires extreme reactions both ways. I've also found that people that like the rest of the series don't like this one, and vice-versa. I can understand why, because it had nothing to do with Halloween, and many people took offensive at being conned into thinking they were seeing a real sequel. Fair enough there.

Having had to sit through just about the entire Halloween series with my teenage dudes, I thought that Season of the Witch was easily the best of the lot. It made valid points about consumerism and mass merchandising, and there was no way you could avoid humming that annoying jingle for days afterward. The original Halloween was alright but the rest of them were mindless slasher crap.

The entire Friday the 13th series was lame, but my personal least favorite is Phantasm.

 

[Shwenn]

The worst horror movie I have ever seen, and I actually reccommend it becasue of how exquisitely bad it is, was: Beyond The Wall Of Sleep.

 

[kromen]

Super Bump.

 

[wonderingwhy]

I held a cheesy Halloween party and went to find the stupidest movie i could for background noise. I played "Sleepaway Camp" that night. LMAO. Freaked people out that the killer was really a teen boy posing as a girl. The worst is when the pulled back the camera and the killer was standing there, naked breasts covered in blood, holding a severed head of another boy, and packing about a foot of dick that he/she couldn't possibly have hid in those 1982 campers shorts.

Oh. My. God. I remember this movie! I watched this one and The Slumber Party Massacre (another winner ) during, well, a slumber party back when I was maybe twelve. I completely forgot about them until now. Wow. Soooooooo many memories flooding back.

 

[Saucyminx]

Apparently a cult classic, who knew?

Puppet Master--about this puppeteer who uses his evil marionettes to kill people. Watching them scuttle about was ridiculous.

I saw Halloween 3:Season of the Witch in the theater. It was the first time I was ever allowed to go to a movie with a boy. lol. Both the date and the movie sucked equally.