One toke over the line, sweet jesus ... one toke over the line ...

[lovemonster]

Hey Tommy! Sorry I haven't been about much, sure you missed me, didn't ya?

I see I missed your birthday too, hope you had a great day!

 

[Galene]

That weren't no gelding, ya doofus girl!



I know a damned horse when I see one, ya know!

Well then I guess I need to explain a little about a b/j.
It goes Suck, suck, suck, suck, swallow, slurp!
Not Suck, suck, suck, chomp, chew, swallow, burp!
Get it now?
Try and practice some more!








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[Dumpling]

Just got time for a quick (ie)
http://www.forbiddenaxis.com/graphics/sex/albums/days/52-3-wed-47_101_fba-75.gif

 

[TomOne]

Hey Tommy! Sorry I haven't been about much, sure you missed me, didn't ya?

I see I missed your birthday too, hope you had a great day!

Hey there Monsy babes!!! How ya been girl! I did miss you.

This thread needs more warped brains around!

Well then I guess I need to explain a little about a b/j.
It goes Suck, suck, suck, suck, swallow, slurp!
Not Suck, suck, suck, chomp, chew, swallow, burp!
Get it now?

Try and practice some more!

Ya know ... it's considered impolite to burp here in the cultured world.

...

We do it, mind you ... but we don't flaunt it!

Just got time for a quick (ie)

Always love a quickie, lingy girl!

OK ... so I've seen a lot of these pics before, but this was kind of a cute way of putting them all together.

Friends come in all sizes

They will support you....

And respect your creativity for thinking outside the box....

They're there when you need a shoulder to lean on...

Or a great big hug....

​

 

[TomOne]

A true friend takes interest in understanding what you're all about...

They see beyond the black and white
to discover your true colors....

And accept you just the way you are ... even when you just wake up in the morning

So make your own kind of music....

Follow your heart wherever it takes you....

​

 

[TomOne]

And when someone reaches out to you, don't be afraid to love them back....

They may just be a friend for life....

Practice patience and tolerance... ...

​

 

[TomOne]

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave....
And impossible to forget !

So thank you everybody for being my unforgettable friends today ... and every day!!!!​

 

[emmy_christina]

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave....
And impossible to forget !

So thank you everybody for being my unforgettable friends today ... and every day!!!!​

All I can say is ohhhhhhh, now can we cuddle
and euhhhhh yes would love to do more than hump, just afraid that I will do things to you that you are to old for, i do have respect for the older ones
But than you so would go out with a smile

Hope your having a great Hump day my sweet Tom
:

 

[elron77]

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave....
And impossible to forget !

So thank you everybody for being my unforgettable friends today ... and every day!!!!​

I knew I shouldn't have stayed away this long......Dude, I think you reaching the critical meltdown stage....

Is this what happens when Floridians go a season without a hurricane?

Did somone put exctasy in your drafting ink?

Are those little gray cells getting Bell's palsy?

Take a break, visit the zoo, daydream about 470 virgin asses

Buy a few ewes to keep your lawn short........

you are beginning to sound like a beauty pagent answer

Hope you are doing well Mr. Tom

 

[TomOne]

All I can say is ohhhhhhh, now can we cuddle
and euhhhhh yes would love to do more than hump, just afraid that I will do things to you that you are to old for, i do have respect for the older ones
But than you so would go out with a smile:

Hope your having a great Hump day my sweet Tom

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q320/lazywoman/Maxine/Maxinesex13A.jpg​

Fortunately for me, I kinda like the way older people look naked.

Welllllll ... except for elby that is. But then that dude was born kinda ugly!

I knew I shouldn't have stayed away this long......Dude, I think you reaching the critical meltdown stage....

Is this what happens when Floridians go a season without a hurricane?

Did somone put exctasy in your drafting ink?

Are those little gray cells getting Bell's palsy?

Take a break, visit the zoo, daydream about 470 virgin asses

Buy a few ewes to keep your lawn short........

you are beginning to sound like a beauty pagent answer

Hope you are doing well Mr. Tom

Ya kinda lost me at the 470 virgin asses point. Does that mean their asses are virgin ... or the people themselves are virgin and also have asses. If it's the latter, I've only known about 5 virgins ... and 4 of those were my daughters who I had the good fortune of knowing young enough to where I'm pretty sure they were virgins ... and they may still be anal virgins for all I know. I'd offer to ask, but then I'd have to tell them who was interested ... and when I told them elby from lit was asking their anal virginess ... welllllllll ... it's hard enough to like you as it is sometimes, my friend. You don't need this propensity of wondering about anal virginess following you around too.



Oh ...

... and I was the fifth one!

Happy Happy

Friday Everybody!!!

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii161/danisnider/Old_Lady_thumb.jpg​

 

[Dumpling]

Good Morning {{{{Tommy}}}
its still warm enough to do this
http://www.forbiddenaxis.com/graphics/sex/albums/days/7a-5-fri-1_123_fba-111.jpg

 

[Galene]

So thank you everybody for being my unforgettable friends today ... and every day!!!!​

You are very welcome!

I'd much rather be your unforgettable fuck-buddy of course

Today ... and every day!!!




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[emmy_christina]

You are very welcome!

I'd much rather be your unforgettable fuck-buddy of course

Today ... and every day!!!




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MMMMMM I so agree, but where the hell are you.

Have something to tell you, going on a little trip, guess where

Miss you my sweet Tom, hope all is ok with you

 

[VickyBee]

Thanks for making me smile again.....

 

[emmy_christina]

Hope all is well there in Florida.
MMMMM a week without Tom
No fun

But wishing you a wonderful week-end

 

[Galene]

Hiya TommyOneHugeDick

Take a short break from watching kinky porn and pay some attention to your thread, willya?

Anyway... just wanted to inform you that I have pulled my photos and I am having my threads deleted as well.
I am not leaving Lit, I will still be around breathing down your neck and sniffing up your succulent juicy cock




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[comeout2play]

Hiya TommyOneHugeDick

Take a short break from watching kinky porn and pay some attention to your thread, willya?

NO KIDDING!!!!

(Ranny, Imma PM you about the second half of your post, sweets.)

 

[TomOne]

You are very welcome!

I'd much rather be your unforgettable fuck-buddy of course

Today ... and every day!!!

I KNEW you just wanted me for my body!

ok ... so if you insist, I guess we can be fuck-buddys!

MMMMMM I so agree, but where the hell are you.

Have something to tell you, going on a little trip, guess where:

Miss you my sweet Tom, hope all is ok with you
:

I'm bettin' it's some place out west!!! Hope you had fun!!!

Thanks for making me smile again....:

Hey there veebs! Glad you're smiling again.

Hope all is well there in Florida.
MMMMM a week without Tom:
No fun

But wishing you a wonderful week-end

Busy busy week!

I need a vacation ... .... .....

...... or maybe just a blowjob!

Happy Happy Monday

Everybody!!!

http://i531.photobucket.com/albums/dd360/SandieDrew-11982/funny%20stuff/monday.gif​

 

[comeout2play]

I KNEW you just wanted me for my body!

NICE.

Well, at least you know where you stand with your ladyfriends!!!

 

[TomOne]

Hiya TommyOneHugeDick

Take a short break from watching kinky porn and pay some attention to your thread, willya?

Anyway... just wanted to inform you that I have pulled my photos and I am having my threads deleted as well.
I am not leaving Lit, I will still be around breathing down your neck and sniffing up your succulent juicy cock

What the hell you talkin' about!!!

​

I'm not into the kinky stuff! No sirree ... only top notch grade A sirloin type porn for me!

And what the hell you pullin' your pics for!

NO KIDDING!!!!

(Ranny, Imma PM you about the second half of your post, sweets.)

Alright alright ... I'm back! Just had to get caught up with work. How ya doin' CO2P?!?

 

[TomOne]

NICE.

Well, at least you know where you stand with your ladyfriends!!!

Wellllllll ... it is indeed a heavy burden to bear ... but I feel like somebody has to do it!

 

[comeout2play]

I'm not into the kinky stuff! No sirree ... only top notch grade A sirloin type porn for me!

Alright alright ... I'm back! Just had to get caught up with work. How ya doin' CO2P?!?

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight ... you're not into the kinky stuff. *Everyone* has quotes about chicken sex in their siggies, right??? LOL!!!

I'm fantastic, how are you Tommy???
Forget work. Jeezey, you need to get your priorities straightened out, man!!!

 

[TomOne]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight ... you're not into the kinky stuff. *Everyone* has quotes about chicken sex in their siggies, right??? LOL!!!

I'm fantastic, how are you Tommy???
Forget work. Jeezey, you need to get your priorities straightened out, man!!!

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa93/ak_fithelement22/cartoon%20sex%20pics/6025.jpg​

I guess most people suffer from a lack of enlightenment!

 

[Galene]

What the hell you talkin' about!!!

​

I'm not into the kinky stuff! No sirree ... only top notch grade A sirloin type porn for me!

And what the hell you pullin' your pics for!

Alright alright ... I'm back! Just had to get caught up with work. How ya doin' CO2P?!?

LOL... well, I hope co2p will not mind that I am posting my reply to her PM here, for both of you to read. Saves time typing over and over

I am doing fine, really.
To tell you the truth, ever since I ended "Reclining Au Naturel" I have been unable to recapture the fun of those early years in Lit.
It has never been the same.... it has gradually turned into a task rather than fun.
I have been toying with the idea of throwing the towel in for some time now but I could not bring myself to doing it.
Until yesterday, when my path crossed with a well known GB troll, Lancecastor. He has been a total dick with pink_ in this thread http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=619369, I finally had to say something and we exchanged a few sharp posts in pages 10 and 11.

Next thing he made a thread called "Rania", where he spewed all kinds of crap against me and speculated over my true identity. I immediately PMed Laurel and she deleted this thread in minutes.
Next he made two more threads http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=619630
and http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=619633.

He also posted in two of my threads http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=84500&page=43
and http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=242443&page=9

He doesn't seem to have a clue of course. My husband has been a Lit member even earlier than I joined and of course he is fully aware of my activity here.
But what Lancecastor made me realise was that, through the years, I have plastered much too much personal info on the boards. And that's what finally decided me to do something about it.
I deeply despise him for being the nasty troll that he is but I also owe him one for paying me a huge service and giving me just the little nudge that I needed to make up my mind. Funny, isn't it? I bet he will be doing a happy dance for years for 'manipulating' me ... little does he know




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[supahspaz]

Hiya TOMMY