One toke over the line, sweet jesus ... one toke over the line ...

[TomOne]

Good Morning {{{Tommy}}}
have a scrumptious Day & a wonderful & fun Week
geez do you have to shout like that

Ummmmmm ... yes! It's what I do best sometimes!

Hey sweet Tom,

Someone called you Tammy, the nerve of some people

Yep girls will be girls and loving it

Hey you, we European are proud of our voetbal,

Don't forget the flowers for Spazy

Have a wonderful day :

Welllllll ... I guess you can just keep your voetbal!

No?? Geeze, I got confused for a minute there.... thought you guys had a momentary glimpse of the civilised world
But that's ok, you keep on punting the melon thingy wearing heavy armour in the process. Boys need their toys I guess

This is total HORSESHIT!!! ​

There ain't a waking hour you're not confused and confusing ... so the concept that it was only for a minute is just ludicrous, my dear!



And ... btw ... a football is not a toy!

Happy Happy Lets All Fuck Day

Everybody!!!​

 

[Dumpling]

Ummmmmm ... yes! It's what I do best sometimes!

Well suck on those, that should keep you quiet for a while ~
Oh & have a Happy Hump Day
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[comeout2play]

Greetings, Thomas. And how are you this fine day?

 

[TomOne]

Well suck on those, that should keep you quiet for a while
Oh & have a Happy Hump Day

Actually, I was more in the mood for some playful massage action ...

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm122/apriltimchen/squirrel.gif​

... but if you'd prefer sucking, I s'pose I can accomodate that too.

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z26/x_evil_x_chick_x/icons%20and%20emo%20buddies/513uh2.jpg​

Greetings, Thomas. And how are you this fine day?

You know what?!? I always get super suspicious when somebody starts a post to me with "Greetings, Thomas."



Guess it reminds me of my mother or sumtin'!

Happy Happy Thursday

Everybody!!!​

Now ... where are all those titties we're s'posed to be suckin' on around here?!?

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg184/CIRE64/THURSDAY/thursday-8.jpg​

 

[Galene]

Your mother woke you up in the morning to get you ready for school saying "Greetings, Thomas"??

I have been wondering for years about certain peculiarities of yours.... now I know, it is the genes




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[Galene]

BTW, the photo "i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg184/CIRE64/THURSDAY/thursday-8.jpg" does not show up.

There's a little icon saying "Bandwidth exceeded, you moron! Upgrade now or kiss my ass. Love, photobucket" or sumptin'.





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[TomOne]

Your mother woke you up in the morning to get you ready for school saying "Greetings, Thomas"??

I have been wondering for years about certain peculiarities of yours.... now I know, it is the genes

No ... I think it's more like it's in the jeans ...

... like my jeans ...

... like right here right now!!!

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/chuckth/Miscellaneous/randyzarkin1.jpg​

But it's only peculiar from the perspective of length, girth, feel, taste, and ability to provide immense pleasure ...



... in my most humblest of opinions that is!


And it was usually either Greetings, Thomas or a simple Get the Fuck Up, You Lazy Ass No Good Worthless Piece of Horse Shit Meat ...

... with a most peculiar wee-wee!!!



No ... honestly ... I've never heard my mom say fuck before!

 

[Galene]

No ... I think it's more like it's in the jeans ...

... like my jeans ...

... like right here right now!!!

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/chuckth/Miscellaneous/randyzarkin1.jpg​

But it's only peculiar from the perspective of length, girth, feel, taste, and ability to provide immense pleasure ...



... in my most humblest of opinions that is!


And it was usually either Greetings, Thomas or a simple Get the Fuck Up, You Lazy Ass No Good Worthless Piece of Horse Shit Meat ...

... with a most peculiar wee-wee!!!



No ... honestly ... I've never heard my mom say fuck before!

Actually sweetie I don't give a fuck how your Mom used to wake you up in the morning when you were a little boy.

I much prefer you now, in your golden years.... especially in peculiar jeans, or out of them




.

 

[Galene]

Uh oh.... were you aware that somebody has been plastering photos of you in jeans all over the Web?


http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a118/toshyoung/IMG_9069.jpg





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[Dumpling]

Actually, I was more in the mood for some playful massage action ...

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm122/apriltimchen/squirrel.gif​

... but if you'd prefer sucking, I s'pose I can accomodate that too.

Geez Tommy couldnt I have both
Hugs~Licks & oodles of juicy sssss ~have an exciting Thrust Day Hun

 

[emmy_christina]

Ons Tommeke is morgen jarig, hiper de piep hoera

Have a wonderful Birthday sweet Tom


For you some Birthday quotes


About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.


Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.


Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.


Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.


Looking fifty is great - if you’re sixty.


Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.


Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.

If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself

 

[Galene]

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[supahspaz]

Happy Birthday Tommy

 

[elron77]

.

HEY DUDE!!!​

I don't show up online and walk through all this muck (as the British ladies say) for just anybody!

I thought about writing you a poem to celebrate... for about 32 micro-seconds...but all that shit about the last one gave me a complex....and I'm basically a simple guy

Sooooo.... if you not getting blown away by some tropical floozy, I hope you are at least getting blown.




Oh...uh... and

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!​

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[Beam_of_lite]

Hey I made it before midnight

HAPPY BIRTHDAY...

You wearing your party pants????????

 

[hongluobo]

Hey ole man,

thought I would come out of retirement to wish you a Happy Birthday

nothing fancy here... just some good wishes to my one inch buddy in viagraland

hope your animals are all behaving

hong

 

[george55]

Happy Birthday

I hope the day finds you doing the things you love; with family, on water, with a cold one............

 

[TomOne]

Geez Tommy couldnt I have both
Hugs~Licks & oodles of juicy kisssssss ~have an exciting Thrust Day Hun

OK ... just for you ... I'll even go one better! You get a massage, suck, and a fuck to boot.

Wellll ... the boot parts just kinda an expression. I don't really boot my fucks!

Ons Tommeke is morgen jarig, hiper de piep hoera

Have a wonderful Birthday sweet Tom
For you some Birthday quotes

About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.

And an occassional boner or 2.

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.

Except for Limburger Cheese. It never any good from the get go.

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

I tend to get so wasted at intermission that I don't pay much attention after that anyway.

Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.

In my case, the older person keeps wondering when the hell I'm going to grow up.

Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age..

I hear some mens dicks turn to Limburger Cheese when they age!

Not me though. Mine is more like a petrified log!

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s4/karsmi123/bd/bd1804.gif​

Ya know ... this almost half way sorta kinda makes up for you posting me sucking a big ol' horse dick!

...

ALMOST!!!

Happy Birthday Tommy

Thanks dude!!! Much appreciated.

.

HEY DUDE!!!​

I don't show up online and walk through all this muck (as the British ladies say) for just anybody!

I thought about writing you a poem to celebrate... for about 32 micro-seconds...but all that shit about the last one gave me a complex....and I'm basically a simple guy

Sooooo.... if you not getting blown away by some tropical floozy, I hope you are at least getting blown.

Oh...uh... and

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!​

Wow .... a colorful visit from the long lost elby!!! Thanks for the wishes, my friend! Feel free to stop by and wallow in this muck more often!

Hey I made it before midnight

HAPPY BIRTHDAY...

You wearing your party pants????????

Beamer beamer beamer!!! Thanks girl!

...

Ohhhhh ... I always party pantiless!



I don't think that came out right!

Hey ole man,

thought I would come out of retirement to wish you a Happy Birthday

nothing fancy here... just some good wishes to my one inch buddy in viagraland

hope your animals are all behaving

hong

Hey there honger! Thanks for the wishes, my friend.

And I keep all my animals satisfied enough to where they behave pretty damned well most of the time.

I hope the day finds you doing the things you love; with family, on water, with a cold one............

Wellllllll ... kinda sorta maybe. One of my daughters actually got us tickets to the UF game ... which the tailgating was fun ... the company was fantastic ... more than my fair share of cold ones ... and the game absolutely SUCKED!!!

Fortunately, it wasn't a very good week for almost anybody in the top 10 ... and being out on the boat all day yesterday made up for it anyway!

Thank Sooooo Much

For The Kind Wishes

Everybody

...

And Happy Happy Moanersday!!!

​

 

[Dumpling]

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[emmy_christina]

Happy Hump Day sweet Tom.

Need anything to Hump, I m free

 

[comeout2play]

You know what?!? I always get super suspicious when somebody starts a post to me with "Greetings, Thomas."


Guess it reminds me of my mother or sumtin'!

*uses best "mom" voice*

You're being punished!!! Go to my room!!

 

[comeout2play]

Oooooooooooooooh ... Happy Belated Birthday!!!!!

 

[TomOne]

http://www.wondercliparts.com/birthday/belated_birthday/belated_birthday_graphics_01.gif

Thanks ling-a-ding! You made it in just under the wire! I was getting ready to cut off all birthday wishes posts.

Happy Hump Day sweet Tom.

Need anything to Hump, I m free

I actually had more in mind than just humping ... if you're still in the mood that is!

*uses best "mom" voice*

You're being punished!!! Go to my room!!

That sure doesn't sound like MY mom!

Oooooooooooooooh ... Happy Belated Birthday!!!!!

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope!!! Ya gotta put those badboy wishes back into the box and save them for next year!

...

OK ... so never mind. Thank you CO2P!!!

Happy Happy Humpers Day

Everybody!!!

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr4/dirty420girl/hump_day-1-1.jpg​

 

[Galene]

Ya know ... this almost half way sorta kinda makes up for you posting me sucking a big ol' horse dick!

...

ALMOST!!!

I did nothing of the kind!
The horse was there, you were there but something was missing.
Once you've made up your mind to suck a big ol' horse dick, try and pay some attention and don't pick a gelding

Happy October 1st, Sunshine



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[TomOne]

I did nothing of the kind!
The horse was there, you were there but something was missing.
Once you've made up your mind to suck a big ol' horse dick, try and pay some attention and don't pick a gelding

Happy October 1st, Sunshine

That weren't no gelding, ya doofus girl!



I know a damned horse when I see one, ya know!