Winter Fashions...Hm. Not bad.

Yeah! Imagine her opening that coat to reveal -- nothing on under it!

*clutches chest, begins to pant, sinks to the floor . . . *

A classy lady like that? I'm sure she's wearing a garter belt and black silk stockings. Perhaps an almost there half cup bra.
 
A classy lady like that? I'm sure she's wearing a garter belt and black silk stockings. Perhaps an almost there half cup bra.

And . . . gasp . . . that's . . . gasp, wheeze . . . supposed to clutch chest . . . gasp . . . make . . . hack, cough . . . it easier? THUD!
 
And . . . gasp . . . that's . . . gasp, wheeze . . . supposed to clutch chest . . . gasp . . . make . . . hack, cough . . . it easier? THUD!

How odd. I tried to find a picture of a woman wearing lingerie and an overcoat, or a trench coat, and I'm having a difficult time. I thought there would be tons of them
 
Well, it's nice to know what coat I should get to win over you guys. Only problem is I'm not so "winsome." Safe Bet and I would put on that coat and be tripping over the front of it as the back dragged behind. Not even those high-heeled boots would help by much.... :rolleyes:

Oh come on, now. Surely the model comes in Petite. Of course, when you would wear it beggers the imagination. You'll have to come to Chicago . . .
 
Oh come on, now. Surely the model comes in Petite. Of course, when you would wear it beggers the imagination. You'll have to come to Chicago . . .

Are you kidding me! I could make a coat, skirt, vest, boots AND recover my car seats with one of those!

The problem is that the REALLY nice clothes DON'T come in smaller sizes. I've got a really good seamstress and she redoes a lot of my clothes, but even then she can't make a long coat like that look good on a small bod!

It's just not fair I tell ya!
 
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