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...look no further than this article, not to mention the headline.

From the "why is everyone but me on crack?" department.

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Watermelon-eating dog prompts stabbing

BOSTON, Oct. 2 (UPI) -- A dog eating a watermelon helped cause a Boston man to repeatedly stab himself to prove to his brother he wasn't afraid of pain, police say.

A police report said the two unidentified brothers got into an argument this week after a dog belonging to one of the men consumed a watermelon owned by his brother, the Boston Herald said Thursday.

Tuesday's argument over the missing watermelon escalated into a shouting match between the siblings that allegedly caused one brother to repeatedly stab himself in order to show he didn't care if he got hurt, police say.

Police officer Jamie Kennealy said when police arrived at the scene to help take the injured brother to the hospital, the other brother allegedly tried to barricade himself in a room.

Kennealy told the Herald the brother used a saw and hammer to place numerous pieces of wood across the door to keep police out of the room.

"During his barricading construction project he stated that he wasn't going to get arrested for stabbing his brother," he told the Herald, adding that police were content to leave him alone after learning the other man's wounds were self-inflicted.
 
Whereever that dog cops a squat, there's gonna be a bumper crop of watermelons come springtime. :D
 
...look no further than this article, not to mention the headline.

From the "why is everyone but me on crack?" department.
Let this be a lesson to you, Liar. Don't feed your dog watermelons...and don't come to the U.S. Between Fox News, Sarah Palin and the Bailout were mere symptoms. Here's the hard core evidence: we Americans have finally gone totally bonkers.
 
Let this be a lesson to you, Liar. Don't feed your dog watermelons...and don't come to the U.S. Between Fox News, Sarah Palin and the Bailout were mere symptoms. Here's the hard core evidence: we Americans have finally gone totally bonkers.

No kidding. My daughter's in Europe and people are asking her what's up with America. I mean, aside from the zany election and bailout hubbub, how do you explain Jackass?
 
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I was in Boston once, the reason I was only there once is because I don't want to go back there, ever!

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