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[michchick98]

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[Guest]

where's the boss??????

Actually tex the boss is trying to set an example.

A thread originally designed for only ten to twenty wonderful, well crafted scourian posts per month quickly grew into a monster that averaged some 250 posts per month.

For some reason, perhaps the hurricanes that have been bombarding us, or perhaps just the angst caused to our AH women by the back to school season, September has been a horrible month for this thread.

Already some 650 odd posts have been made! Hence the boss has cut back. Yes it deprives readers of his wonderful words but the hope is some of our ladies will take the hint and disappear for a while.

In fact we’re hoping to limit total October posts on this thread to 50! These 50 posts are going to be allotted to AHers on the basis of how often they’ve posted here in the past. Inversely! (unfortunately this won’t leave many for you or miss hick ).

Of course there’s a second reason for the paucity of scourian posts. He made an agreement with his good friend [size=+2]Freddie [/size] that he’d allow him to reach the 1000 POST club first. In deference to this wonderful author he believes that the man from Boston should be the first of them to reap the accolades…

He’s given his buddy til the end of the month to achieve this goal first… after that all bets are off...

Gabrielle L.

 

[Smarmy_and_Sappe]

Jim, this is at least the third time you've been asked this question. Why do you pretend to be a woman, and why did you change from Gabriella to Gabrielle?

 

[sr71plt]

Of course there’s a second reason for the paucity of scourian posts. He made an agreement with his good friend [size=+2]Freddie [/size] that he’d allow him to reach the 1000 POST club first. In deference to this wonderful author he believes that the man from Boston should be the first of them to reap the accolades…

That should work out well for everyone. Freddie recently left the forum forever (again).

 

[Smarmy_and_Sappe]

That should work out well for everyone. Freddie recently left the forum forever (again).

Freddie leaves forever as often as Cloudy does, and for about the same length of forever. Hmm, maybe Freddie and Cloudy are one and the same.

 

[sr71plt]

Freddie leaves forever as often as Cloudy does, and for about the same length of forever. Hmm, maybe Freddie and Cloudy are one and the same.

Naw. Freddie actually regularly contributes stories to the Web site.

 

[michchick98]

Actually tex the boss is trying to set an example.

How? By hiding behind your blow-up doll? I don't think anyone wants to follow your example, Scouries.

In fact we’re hoping to limit total October posts on this thread to 50! These 50 posts are going to be allotted to AHers on the basis of how often they’ve posted here in the past. Inversely! (unfortunately this won’t leave many for you or michchick).

Yeah, well in an unmoderated forum, how do you expect to accomplish that? You can't stop anyone from posting on a PUBLIC forum.

And as long as you keep spewing your garbage, Scouries, I'll keep posting. So maybe we can surpass September.

You continue to insult me, I'll continue to defend myself. Get over it, girly.

Gabrielle L., blow-up doll, fuck-toy, flotation device

The truth shall set you free.

 

[michchick98]

Jim, this is at least the third time you've been asked this question. Why do you pretend to be a woman, and why did you change from Gabriella to Gabrielle?

Watch it smarmy, you're getting too close to the truth. You'll be next on the mentally challenged posters list. I was second!

 

[sr71plt]

Watch it smarmy, you're getting too close to the truth. You'll be next on the mentally challenged posters list. I was second!

But you made a list. So what's your kick? Isn't the whole point just making some list?

 

[Safe_Bet]

Jim, this is at least the third time you've been asked this question. Why do you pretend to be a woman, and why did you change from Gabriella to Gabrielle?

Dear S & S,

It can be pretty confusing around here can't it? Men pretending to be women, women pretending to be men, blow up dolls pretending to be human, Walmart Greeters pretending to get paid royalties from Literotica, assholes pretending to be from Boston, etc.....Whew!

In reality here is who’s who:

Scouries = Hemorrhoid/Closet Lesbian but won’t admit it/Putz/ Maker-uper of Bullshit Lists that piss off people who have done something REAL to get on a legitimate Favorites and/or Most Read List (Useless pain in the ass)
BOSTONFICTIONWRITER = Wanna Be hemorrhoid/Scouries sycophant/Paranoid individual that believes everyone is out to get him and that they honestly give a big enough shit to 1 bomb all of his stories (based on Lits 1 – 5 score story scoring system) / very sensitive about the size of his teeny weenie (has an anal fetish)
Gabby = Blow-up hemorrhoid/one of Scouries alternate log-in names, thereby giving him an artificial sense of deniability (aka inflatable cum bucket)
Sarahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh = Now this is the guy who is masquerading as a woman/has a crush on DanielleKitten, but doesn’t handle rejection well/wishes he had hemorrhoids/ Scouries sycophant/Gabby’s favorite John

DanielleKitten, TxRad,MichChick,SR71plt,LadynSTFreknBed,Starrkers,Selena_Kitt,PrincessErin & Everyone Else = Preparation H/gifted writers who had enough of Scouries bullshit and have decided to refute his crap wherever they find it/Good people – I highly suggest you read their stories = good stuff/the people who have actually EARNED places on the Favorite & Most Read Lists.

Safe_Bet = Preparation H Applicator/Lesbian chick that can’t resist poking pointy sticks at pompous assholes (Yeah, I know – I REALLY need to find a more wholesome hobby than wading through Scouries, BFW & Sarahhhhhhhh’s bullshit)

 

[Guest]

Duh!!!!!!!

Jim, this is at least the third time you've been asked this question. Why do you pretend to be a woman, and why did you change from Gabriella to Gabrielle?

Post # 4420 old man. Try to pay a little better attention in future mr tex . I know, I know, your memory is fading but still....

BTW this is one of your silliest ALTs ever...

Gabrielle/Gabriella

 

[sr71plt]

Post # 4420 old man. Try to pay a little better attention in future mr tex . I know, I know, your memory is fading but still....

BTW this is one of your silliest ALTs ever...

Gabrielle/Gabriella

S&S as Tex? hardly, I think. Would not have posted that last one in a million years.

 

[TxRad]

Post # 4420 old man. Try to pay a little better attention in future mr tex . I know, I know, your memory is fading but still....

BTW this is one of your silliest ALTs ever...

Gabrielle/Gabriella

Maybe you need to pay closer attention yourself. I don't use alts. What i say to you, I say under my own name. I don't need an alt and have never had one.

Oh wait, yes I do but I share it with my co-writer so I guess that doesn't count since it's never been on any of your threads.

Dumb ass.

 

[Smarmy_and_Sappe]

Post # 4420 old man. Try to pay a little better attention in future mr tex . I know, I know, your memory is fading but still....

BTW this is one of your silliest ALTs ever...

Gabrielle/Gabriella

You continue to dodge the first half of the question, why do you continue to pretend to be a female?

Alt? You're so wrong.

 

[cloudy]

Freddie leaves forever as often as Cloudy does, and for about the same length of forever. Hmm, maybe Freddie and Cloudy are one and the same.

um, no.

and...you can kiss my red ass. Unlike you, I don't have to hide behind some chickenshit alt to say what I want to say.

Can you say "coward," boys and girls? I knew you could.

 

[Daniellekitten]

um, no.

and...you can kiss my red ass. Unlike you, I don't have to hide behind some chickenshit alt to say what I want to say.

Can you say "coward," boys and girls? I knew you could.

I don't think he's an alt.

 

[Guest]

Posted on the “Daddy” I Whispered thread today…

Good Sunday morning LITEROTICANS! It’s your friend Gabby again.

I’d just like to take this post to announce a couple of things that the boss has decided and to make a few comments of my own.

First off, the boss, james r scouries, has decided not to post on this thread again. It is also his hope that no other member of the ScouriesWorld team will have to either in the future. This does not mean that the boss won’t read and respond to miss muffins review. He will in good time – just not here.

The question to be decided is whether we respond on the “scouries” thread or whether it’s time to start a scouries thread dedicated to the #1 LITEROTICA story.

For my part I’d just like to take this opportunity to apologize to miss slick tony. When I responded to her post I assumed she was a male. In fact I believed her to be an ALT of the person we once knew as oily (slickwillie).

Actually all of us here all relieved she’s a she. The thought of some male Texan running around examining Muslim cocks was disquieting to say the least.

So I’m sincerely sorry ma’am. Mind you that doesn’t invalidate my argument.

***

I also received the following from the boss asking me to post it on this thread: memo from jim scouries

Dear AHers,

This thread has been interesting to follow in the past few days. While I haven’t read the full review miss muffin posted (I will soon I promise) I appreciate the trouble and effort she put into it. It’s a delight to see any post where the poster has spent some time trying to craft something intelligent and witty. Even if it’s to make fun of me and my brilliant best seller!

The response it evoked surprised me though. Oh not the unintelligent ‘kick me when I’m down ones’ (those I expected) but certain others. I’ll mention three posters who surprised me. From people who don’t like me and who I don’t particularly like.

They were people however with whom I’d thought I’d reached a wary entente. miss stella, canada666 and miss witch.

I’ve never liked canada666, its not so much based on anything we’ve said to each other, its more just the fact that any time I come across one of his threads I cringe. He is one of only two people I’ve ever put on ignore (I have no one on ignore presently). But in the last 6 months or so he hasn’t bothered me and I haven’t bothered him. I assume he has me on ignore. So we don’t bother each other any more.

…and yet he chose to throw in his 5 cents worth here. I’m not sure why.

miss witch and I had (have) true animosity towards each other. She said things which will make it impossible for her to ever recover in my estimation. She is my least Favorite LITEROTICAN! By far! I believe the feeling is mutual. And yet, after our public spat so many months ago we’ve generally ignored each other. She’s worked to stop anyone posting on my thread but since that was always my original intention I had no problem with her. She doesn’t post on my thread and I don’t post where she is. Again, like 666, we seemed to have had accepted coexistence.

…and yet for some reason, after all this time, she decided to roil the pot. Why?

miss stella: By a huge margin I prefer stella to the two others. Much of the time her posts (from my limited exposure to them) make some sense and are a good cut above the “roses” or ten word posts of many of her peers. Unfortunately their are certain subjects where she becomes belligerent and strident and seems to lose her way (and no I'm not talking about the 'scouries' subject here).

She doesn’t like me, but showing a maturity rare on these boards, she decided to simply stop posting on the “Scouries” thread, put me on ignore and move on.

…or so I thought.

My greatest disappointment these three highlight by their posts on this thread is that no one, not even the seemingly most rational towards the “scouries” presence, those who’ve successfully ignored me for months, somehow can’t get over my existence on this forum.

[size=+2]Freddie[/size] has often argued on the thread that you have a very easy choice – just ignore me!

I’ve asked “PLEASE DO NOT POST REPLIES ON THIS THREAD”. To no avail…

Looking today I see there are some 31,000+ threads in AHland. Many of you start a new thread every day of your lives. I have one! 99 % of the posts I make are on my own threads. I don’t post on your threads and basically have no interest in doing so.

For the first year of my thread I didn’t reply in kind to your repeated personal insults. Then I decided “FUCK YOU”!

Similarly I’ve put up with this recent nonsense and now these new threats. Not much longer!

The choice is yours… scouries on his AH “scouries” thread (where I can be ignored quite easily) and very few other places or the scouries thread shut down and yours truly (and my lists, my numbers, my proposals, my ideas etc.) unleashed to what ever thread catches my fancy that day.

james scouries esq.

well said boss!

Gabrielle L.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

The choice is yours… scouries on his AH “scouries” thread (where I can be ignored quite easily) and very few other places or the scouries thread shut down and yours truly (and my lists, my numbers, my proposals, my ideas etc.) unleashed to what ever thread catches my fancy that day.

james scouries esq.

Like I said, bring it on, Monopoly Man! I'd love to see this thread expunged and you posting on real threads in the AH. Go for it. Let's see what happens.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Like I said, bring it on, Monopoly Man! I'd love to see this thread expunged and you posting on real threads in the AH. Go for it. Let's see what happens.

Speak for yourself, selena. What the fuck are you thinking? YOU might love it-- but you're wishing a turdfest on forum members who have successfully ignored his existence and don't want to have him in their faces. Most of us aren't here to do battle with trolls, we're here to talk with the people we respect.

AH has, precariously, managed to not become GB. I'm here because it's somewhat possible to avoid GB-style ugliness in this forum. That's unusual on an unmoderated board. This thread is one of the unfortunate exceptions.

How about you let him have this thread, just as he asks?

All you have to do is remind putative other readers, once in a while, that the gentleman is delusional and really doesn't know what he's talking about.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

It's amazing.

I can understand some of the long time members being angry at Scouries for some of the things he has written about them in the past. Yet, I don't understand the hate.

This is cyber shit. It's not real. Let it go and get a life. Turn off your monitor and go outside. Do something else. Go for a walk. Live your life. There is more to life than Literotica. Put down the cheese doodles.

Yet, I don't understand some of the newer members jumping on the band wagon and starting shit with Scouries. They don't even have a beef with him. They are the ones who are ruining this site with their junior high immaturity and emotionally disturbed nonsense. They are the ones that all of us regulars should shun.

One person in particular has only been here a few weeks and has amassed more than 1,100 posts. Just as there are those who can't imagine writing more than 550 stories in 20 months, I can't imagine someone posting non-sensical shit that many times. I've been here nearly two years and don't have as many posts on the forum boards.

Yet, all of her posts are mean spirited. There is nothing of importance that she writes. She is poison to this site. Certainly, she has some serious issues.

As far as I'm concerned, Scouries keeps his posts to his thread. As far as I'm concerned, the people who post to his thread, even when he clearly stated that he didn't want anyone posting to his thread are the trouble makers.

Leave the man alone, especially if you don't like him. Other than to fester your own emotional lunacy, why would you continue posting to his thread?

It's the same boring posts from the same emotionally disturbed people every day. I don't understand it. Apparently, they have nothing better to do in their little lives than to persecute others and to harass him.

As you can see from who will surely post after my post hits the board, the lunatics will identify themselves. They can't help it.

My offer still stands. I will pay for psychiatric therapy for anyone on this board who otherwise cannot afford it. Get help. You don't have to be so angry. You don't have to be so fucked up. There are professional people out there who can help you.

It seems to me that Scouries is the only intelligent, well adjusted one here with a sense of humor. He makes his one post and gets all the children riled up and leaves.

It's amazing that they don't see it. It's amazing that they continue to fall for the same trap over and again. It's amazing that some of these people can function in the world.

It's amazing.

 

[Elianna]

I can understand some of the long time members being angry at Scouries for some of the things he has written about them in the past. Yet, I don't understand the hate.

This is cyber shit. It's not real. Let it go and get a life. Turn off your monitor and go outside. Do something else. Go for a walk. Live your life. There is more to life than Literotica. Put down the cheese doodles.

Yet, I don't understand some of the newer members jumping on the band wagon and starting shit with Scouries. They don't even have a beef with him. They are the ones who are ruining this site with their junior high immaturity and emotionally disturbed nonsense. They are the ones that all of us regulars should shun.

One person in particular has only been here a few weeks and has amassed more than 1,100 posts. Just as there are those who can't imagine writing more than 550 stories in 20 months, I can't imagine someone posting non-sensical shit that many times. I've been here nearly two years and don't have as many posts on the forum boards.

Yet, all of her posts are mean spirited. There is nothing of importance that she writes. She is poison to this site. Certainly, she has some serious issues.

As far as I'm concerned, Scouries keeps his posts to his thread. As far as I'm concerned, the people who post to his thread, even when he clearly stated that he didn't want anyone posting to his thread are the trouble makers.

Leave the man alone, especially if you don't like him. Other than to fester your own emotional lunacy, why would you continue posting to his thread?

It's the same boring posts from the same emotionally disturbed people every day. I don't understand it. Apparently, they have nothing better to do in their little lives than to persecute others and to harass him.

As you can see from who will surely post after my post hits the board, the lunatics will identify themselves. They can't help it.

My offer still stands. I will pay for psychiatric therapy for anyone on this board who otherwise cannot afford it. Get help. You don't have to be so angry. You don't have to be so fucked up. There are professional people out there who can help you.

It seems to me that Scouries is the only intelligent, well adjusted one here with a sense of humor. He makes his one post and gets all the children riled up and leaves.

It's amazing that they don't see it. It's amazing that they continue to fall for the same trap over and again. It's amazing that some of these people can function in the world.

It's amazing.

If you shorten your posts or just break them up, BFW, you could get to your 1000 today. This could have at least made 3 or 4.

 

[PrincessErin]

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[Elianna]

Okay BFW, but have you ever thought that all this IS THE THERAPY?

People come here, fuss at each other, get out frustrations they can't get out in the real world. You're right. If you really get pissed about it, it's your problem. But... I'd much rather see people doing it here than screwing up their real lives.

For me. This place is therapy. I like the people here, and I usually just read this thread to find amusement. My mommy taught me a little rhyme...

"sticks and stone may hurt my bones, but words will never harm me..."

I suppose it's true if you simply just add "Only if I let them."

 

[Daniellekitten]

before you worry about the mentality of some of the others on this board, you should offer same to Scouries.

 

[Elianna]

before you worry about the mentality of some of the others on this board, you should offer same to Scouries.

We're probably all a little weird... writers usually are. (And look at what we write )

How are ya DK?