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[Xelebes]

You should get paid for faithfully posting your disclaimer, TxRad.

Hold on...
I think I might have some Lit currency around here.. gotta move these games here... I know I have some.. hmmm.. Apples to Apples, LIFE, Battleship, Risk...
damn. where's the monopoly?

Can someone spot me some royalties for TxRad?

How about Credit Default Swaps?

 

[michchick98]

Nah. He'll just call MichChick a lesbian and say that she forged the lists.

Yeah, and call me mentally challenged, too. Can't forget that one. I just don't get why he's so friggin' upset...okay, I do, but damn.

He acts like no one has ever said anything bad about his writing before. He acts like a bad review on an amateur site is the worst thing in the world. It's pathetic really.

I spent a good portion of my day reading some of his earlier posts on a lot of different forums. Dani's right, he used to be a decent guy. He'd ask questions and was generally polite to people.

But then, his ego became over inflated because two....a mere two of his stories became popular. He shits on everyone else about begging for votes during contests, but he's doing essentially the same thing.

He posts these bloated, over-inflated "sales" figures in hopes that people will overlook the fact that his writing is average. I'm not saying mine is perfect or wonderful by any stretch of the imagination, but I don't go around boasting and bragging about how many fans I have or how many people read my stories. No one would care.

My first e-book is doing fairly well as far as I can tell on fictionwise.com, but this is the first I've mentioned it here. Yes, I have put "announcements" up on my MySpace pages, but that's as far as I go. I don't tell any author they're crap or no good simply because my story seems to be doing well. That's not the way I roll.

I've said this before, as have others. People don't read stories on number of votes or number of comments. Most of the people who read me regularly tell me if they see a title that captures their interest in a category they like, they read it. Red H's don't even factor into it. I've read my fair share of stories that don't have that red H that were well written.

Jim won't grasp that concept. He claims it's the readers that matter, and I do agree with him there. But, if the readers truly mattered to him, he wouldn't post his self-serving lists.

And this will end up being yet another post listed on the mentally challenged list because he can't handle the truth. It's sad, really. If on the off chance he ever does apologize for his idiocy, it'd be too late for him to redeem himself. He's pissed off too many people.

 

[Daniellekitten]

He's burned way too many bridges with way too many people. Even if he tried now...I don't think anyone could see past the things he's done. As I said, I feel bad for him...

 

[sarahhh]

Daniellekitten had a bitch fight with the Lusty Library webmistress? Good for you, Danielle. I'm surprised you found her awake.

Hey, the webmistress of Lusty Library actually addresses legitimate issues raised by concerned authors and she does it publicly, for all to see.

You used to hang out over there, you missed that bitch fight? Daniellekitten used her usual tactics of intimidation, lies, alts, and a drama queen hissy fit, and I didn't think she "won" much but the scorn of everyone over there. Of course, I have the actual threads in question for reference. I must say though Daniellekitten did put on one of her most memorable performances. LMFAO! It was actually better than the one she did here when she did the drama queen hissy fit, pulled all her stories, and blamed it all on BFW.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Sarahhhhhhhhhh luvs DK

Oh Dk, I think somebody has a crush on you!!!!!

Remember how the little boys on the playground used to tease you, cuz they really liked you, but didn't know how to say it?

Yup! I think that "little boy" Sarahhhhhhhhhh has a crush on you...

Remember that song everyone used to sing when they found out the little boy liked you -
Dani and XXXXX sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G?
Well, I changed the words around a little to fit the situation but -

Sarahhhhhhhhhh and Dani sitting in the grass
Dani won’t kiss him cuz Sarahhhhhhhhhh's an ass

Sarahhhhhhhhhh and Dani sitting by the babbling brook
Sarahhhhhhhhhh’s all pissy cuz people love DK’s new book.

Sarahhhhhhhhhh and Dani listening to scouries shit
Dani holds her nose, but Sarahhhhhhhhhh eats it!

 

[michchick98]

Oh Dk, I think somebody has a crush on you!!!!!

Remember how the little boys on the playground used to tease you, cuz they really liked you, but didn't know how to say it?

Yup! I think that "little boy" Sarahhhhhhhhhh has a crush on you...

Remember that song everyone used to sing when they found out the little boy liked you -
Dani and XXXXX sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G?
Well, I changed the words around a little to fit the situation but -

Sarahhhhhhhhhh and Dani sitting in the grass
Dani won’t kiss him cuz Sarahhhhhhhhhh an ass

Sarahhhhhhhhhh and Dani sitting by the babbling brook
Sarahhhhhhhhhh’s all pissy cuz people love DK’s new book.

Sarahhhhhhhhhh and Dani listening to scouries shit
Dani holds her nose, but Sarahhhhhhhhhh eats it!

Maybe scouries should start a new list....or we could. The Top Snerkiest Posts on the AH! That's a list I wouldn't mind being on.

 

[Guest]

another millionaire...

It’s not often this happens so all of us at ScouriesWorld would just like to take a sec and congratulate Mr. bilbo181 for this remarkable achievement. Only 37 times in its storied history has a LITEROTICA tale sold one million copies.

This story, published on the site way back in 2002 is a LOVING WIVES category tale.

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1,000,186 SALES “Katie's Massage” BY bilbo181

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I’d like to suggest that you too join the other million people who’ve already enjoyed this tale.

Gabrielle L.
freedom fighter… and
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
ALT killer…and
Handler of the “Mentally Challenged”… and
v.p. ScouriesWorld seminars…and
president, Scouries Fan Club…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
deputy art director reporting to miss (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member, Literotica royalty distribution committee…and
friend of GBers…and
director of scouriesworld translation services…and
vice-president marketing –Orgasming Centres Inc….and finally
secretary, 1000+ VOTE CLUB and 100+COMMENT CLUB
collins avenue
miami beach, florida

 

[sr71plt]

Hey, the webmistress of Lusty Library actually addresses legitimate issues raised by concerned authors and she does it publicly, for all to see.

Umm, no, not in my experience. Opened up a new Web site and duplicated all of my material over there and didn't even acknowledge the new site for months on the LL site--or respond to my questions on what was being done with my material. I'm not there anymore because I didn't find LL responsive or open at all (well, and because there aren't nearly the number of readers there that there are here).

 

[Guest]

lists for the masses

QUOTE mr tex We'll still be here when you're long gone and forgotten

You better hope that the boss is gone soon then mr tex, remember, the onset of senility is soon followed by the long sleep….

QUOTE mr tex I wonder if he ever read the demographics for this site. The average reader here is male and over fifty. Duh!

You’ve hit the nail right on the head this time mr tex! That’s why the ROYALS love the boss so much. Why they’re quite happy to share some of their great wealth with him. Why the ROYALTIES flow!

mr scouries single-handedly is changing the image of LITEROTICA from stodgy to hip. From old to young. From dull to sexy. He and people like Freddie and sarahhh are leading LITEROTICA into the future.

Authors that understand the aspirations and needs of the youth of today. Laurel clearly understands the need for change.

That’s why we’ve got to retire some of you old guys.

[size=+2]Killer Muffins Puppets Clique​

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Old geezers and old broads

Dixie Cunt Lee
heavylightstick
]Irezumikss
Belegon
Liar
Boota
glynndah
TE999
Sub Joe
Edward Teach
phantom goddess
neonlyte
maggott420
vermillion
impressive (surprise, surprise)
Slick Tony
rgraham666
roxanne
1313
Pure
rumplestiltskin
mr moronic tex
ozymaniask
past perfect
Cloudy​

Gabrielle L.

 

[TxRad]

Killer Muffins Puppets Clique

Old geezers and old broads

Dixie Cunt Lee
heavylightstick
]Irezumikss
Belegon
Liar
Boota
glynndah
TE999
Sub Joe
Edward Teach
phantom goddess
neonlyte
maggott420
vermillion
impressive
Slick Tony
rgraham666
roxanne
1313
Pure
rumplestiltskin
mr tex
ozymaniask
past perfect
Cloudy

Now here is a list that anyone would be proud to be on. Some of the best writers on the site. Not to mention some of the nicest folks around.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Snerk!

 

[sr71plt]

Snerk!

Love your chocolate smiley--even though you haven't made anyone's list.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Umm, no, not in my experience. Opened up a new Web site and duplicated all of my material over there and didn't even acknowledge the new site for months on the LL site--or respond to my questions on what was being done with my material. I'm not there anymore because I didn't find LL responsive or open at all (well, and because there aren't nearly the number of readers there that there are here).

And they wanted to take work not theres and call it theres. Sarah can say what she wants, she's a top writer over there and she can have it. I'm much happier doing what I'm doing now. She can dig up whatever she wants, I think I'd rather be put on the geezers and old Broads list over here...

 

[Daniellekitten]

Love your chocolate smiley--even though you haven't made anyone's list.

Thanks!

 

[Safe_Bet]

Love your chocolate smiley--even though you haven't made anyone's list.

Whatda ya mean! She at the top of my list of People I'd Like to... awww, never mind...

 

[sr71plt]

Whatda ya mean! She at the top of my list of People I'd Like to... awww, never mind...

The chocolate smiley?

 

[starrkers]

I claim first use of that smiley here - at Easter.

 

[sr71plt]

I claim first use of that smiley here - at Easter.

Please keep that sig line for a while. Makes me laugh every time I see it.

 

[starrkers]

Please keep that sig line for a while. Makes me laugh every time I see it.

Oh, I intend to.

 

[sarahhh]

Umm, no, not in my experience. Opened up a new Web site and duplicated all of my material over there and didn't even acknowledge the new site for months on the LL site--or respond to my questions on what was being done with my material. I'm not there anymore because I didn't find LL responsive or open at all (well, and because there aren't nearly the number of readers there that there are here).

You got a link? I did some research and couldn’t find what you are talking about. Although I did find, and I asked you about this before, your contributions to eliminating the negative voting at LustyLibrary. You are way too modest! I’m just surprised you didn’t pass this on to BFW on that one thread. I did notice that you complained vociferously at LustyLibrary about the negative voting directed at you, like BFW does here. No matter, you helped considerably in solving the problem there where now there is little negative voting and no anonymous trolling. Why can’t you do it on this site?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

You got a link? I did some research and couldn’t find what you are talking about. Although I did find, and I asked you about this before, your contributions to eliminating the negative voting at LustyLibrary. You are way too modest! I’m just surprised you didn’t pass this on to BFW on that one thread. I did notice that you complained vociferously at LustyLibrary about the negative voting directed at you, like BFW does here. No matter, you helped considerably in solving the problem there where now there is little negative voting and no anonymous trolling. Why can’t you do it on this site?

Yeah, sr, what's the holdup? Don't you love us as much as you love them?

 

[Guest]

Hi guys, it’s your pal Gabby again,

Guess what? The boss has done it again. Or maybe I should amend that to read that the wonderful book buying public has done it again.

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Nude Dancing # 1:Sis

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This week this wonderful story became the 7th of his stories to sell [size=+2]200,000[/size] copies! Thank you very much everyone.

Everyone associated with [size=+2]ScouriesWorld[/size] would like to thank you the reader for your continued kindness and support. And the boss has no intention of resting on his laurels…

And please, continue to send him your feedback – it’s this feedback that you send him that nurtures and encourages him as he works late into the steamy Miami nights hunched over his keyboard…


Gabrielle L.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Why don't we ever see Jimbo anymore? Is he too busy working as a door greeter at Walmart that he doesn't have the time to post his own bs anymore?

 

[Safe_Bet]

Why don't we ever see Jimbo anymore? Is he too busy working as a door greeter at Walmart that he doesn't have the time to post his own bs anymore?

He's been working a lot of overtime.

Milton Brady raised the price of Monopoly and it hit Jimbo pretty hard in the ol pocketbook.

I hear tell that he's even pimping Gabby out to other guys like Sarahhhhhhhhh. It's really pretty sad.

 

[Daniellekitten]

He's been working a lot of overtime.

Milton Brady raised the price of Monopoly and it hit Jimbo pretty hard in the ol pocketbook.

I hear tell that he's even pimping Gabby out to other guys like Sarahhhhhhhhh. It's really pretty sad.

And I thought Mr. Sarahhh had the hots for me... Now that's a kick in the teeth. I guess I'll survive.