The SCOURIES reader – for both fans and serious scholars…

[Safe_Bet]

Yes, you've given that story before. And you are full of crap.

That's the interesting issue with you and Scouries. You jump the shark so high that's it obvious that you have no idea what success is in the areas in which you are making your claims. You could both get away with so much if you cut your crap a lot closer to the edge of plausibility. Those are the folks that can really wreak havoc with their lies. Some of those folks get close enough to success to understand what it's about and how it can be shoved just up to the limit of believability You and Scouries are obvious, rank amateurs at it--because (A) you have no idea what $5,000 even looks like (nor do you know enough about publishing to weave a half-way plausible story, and (B) Scouries has no idea what it would really be like to have a followship of readers.

sr71plt, can I make a suggestion, please?

I just picked up from the pound a whiny little bitch that I have named BFW. I am taking BFW to obedience school and they say that I should never argue with BFW. That whiny little bitch is just too stupid to understand things like common sense, logic or in some cases the truth.

What I do, especially if the whiny little bitch tried to hump my leg or pees all over the floor, is smack her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and say, "Bad, stupid, ugly BFW!" just saying. Hope this helps.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Thanks for the invite. I'll be certain to tell my husband. But with the cost of everything going up, it might be a while before we can save up the money. I'm putting all my royalty checks away in the bank right now and should have enough within the next few months to get the new car I'm looking at. After that, it'll be time for vacation.

What's California like in the Spring?

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

What's California like in the Spring?

Not to interrupt, but I was in San Fran in the spring a few years ago for a real estate convention. It was lovely!

 

[Daniellekitten]

Michigan in the spring can be anywhere from freezing cold and snowy to sunshine and beautiful temperatures. You take what you get and deal with it here.

 

[Guest]

QUOTE lesbo moms :caning: I guess all of those nationally and globally published poets in the other forum must not be as good, huh?

It’s not so much a matter of good or bad ladies. What’s important is that you, as a growing duo of poets, hear the opinions of independent and knowledgeable people.

Yes it’s important to have a support group that pats you on the back every time you put pen to paper no matter how bad the output. But it’s equally important to have an honest, informed response to your poetic attempts. sarahhh will be able to provide this girls. In her case the reading public has reported back – she’s #1! How couldn’t she help you?

And look, you’re in luck, she just posted. Get on bended knee girls and pray you’re accepted as an acolyte of this extraordinary human being.

QUOTE lesbo moms :caning: Kinda cute don't you think?

No ma’am, this definitely wasn’t your best work. In fact a young girl in elementary school would be expected to do better than this. I’m not even going to send this one on! I sent her instead some of your better tries.

You can do better girls! How about, “Ode To Jim Scouries , the man whose ‘Rod’ cures us”

Gabrielle L.

 

[Guest]

starrk...starrker...starrkest...

QUOTE MISS STARRKERS I still maintain it should be down to the compiler of the list to ensure the integrity of that list by checking each set of comments and discounting those made by the author as well as any duplicated comments. Otherwise it is open to unscrupulous wannabees to flood their stories with fake comments, just to knock down the rightful head of the list.

I’m guessing from the above comment and robyn’s in the post above (#4360) that both of you, after all your grumbling and insinuations, aren’t ready to step up to the plate and back up the bullshit with facts. robyn doesn’t surprise me, he’s always been more trouble maker than man. A guy who'll poke you in the back and then run away.

As for you starrkers – you maintain it should be down to me to remove “author comments” and “duplicated comments” (a new demand btw).

Here’s some questions for you ma’am –

1 - Should LITEROTICA remove any votes made by an author on his own story before calculating it’s TOP LISTS?

2 - Should they remove the “VIEWS” made by an author when he clicks open his own story before reporting views on its TOP LISTS?

3 – Should they remove an author’s own vote for him/herself before calculating the FAVORITES LIST?

As you well know they don’t do any of these things now. Is this allowing ”unscrupulous wannabees” to dominate these lists?

I’ll start doing as you suggested when Manu and LITEROTICA start doing it.

We do want consistency don’t we?

As to your question of why I’m using the GHP login name – some months ago the boss gave it to me – I use it exclusively now. If the boss and the two girls write another masterpiece they’ll make up another name – they’re thinking maybe scouriesstraponkitten might be fun.

Personally I like the GHP moniker – I not sure if you know the story behind it. At the time the three writers wanted a 3 part name to represent the 3 giants who wrote the story. And then when that sour woman (the slut was stalking him at the time) referred to the boss as a Grand High Poobah the bosses two co-authors loved it. The boss of course is grand, our steeler girl was high all the time, and everyone agreed that poobah perfectly fit the unmentionable one.



Gabrielle L.

 

[Guest]

Oh gawd! Miss Freakenstein! I thought you had left us... we were hoping that we were going to be able to turn off the MENTALLY CHALLENGED “SCOURIES THREAD” POSTERS LIST.

And back up you pop.

Here we have some of the most famous people on LITEROTICA visiting rose: sarahhh , BFW ) and you want to talk about your real estate trip to SF 10 years ago? Hoosiers poets out on the wild side as they tramped from one lesbian bar to the next?

You're on LITEROTICA ma'am. On the "Scouries Thread" for cryying out loud!

And then people ask me why the boss made the list in the first place...

Gabrielle L.

 

[Safe_Bet]

[...]You can do better girls! How about, “Ode To Jim Scouries , the man whose ‘Rod’ cures us”

Gabrielle L.

Wow Gabby, thanks. You motivated me to write a whole new set of poems. Whatcha think?


I wrote a Haiku about Jane-bo:

Scouries Rod cures us –
Lesbian strap-on fantasy
Jane-bo our biotch


I wrote another limerick about Jane-Bo:

Jim Scouries, the boi whose ‘Rod’ cures us
really is a lesbian whose strapon can skewer us
we all know that it’s true
and you believe it is to
cuz she writes like there’s a fist in her puss.


and I even wrote some free verse about Jane-bo:

Like it or not we know
Every one of Scouries stories is
Sapphic motivated prose
By a closet dyke
It will eventually be clear
After she finally declares
Now I am what this poem spells

 

[Guest]

QUOTE I'll be certain to tell my husband…

[SIZE=+3]HA HA HA…HA HA HA……. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA………….[/SIZE]


QUOTE sarahhh Hey Gabby, please wake Jim the fuck up and tell him I need more musement for my Halloween story. The title is "The Candidates are Cumming, the . . ."

Hi sarahhh , sorry we’re so slow but the boss is hard at work writing his next best seller. But when I delivered his lunch (the poor man never gets a break) I explained your problem and he wrote a few ideas for you.

From JRS Dies on Halloween? From what I understand McCain died three months ago from old age. They got a dummy standing in for him right now. Guess who’s the one pulling the strings. (hint – who is Georgie Porgie’s VP?)

But the DEMS haven’t been asleep at the switch – as soon as McCain sleeps his way to victory he’ll be exposed as a Dead Man Walking and sarahhh will ascend to our highest office. She’ll divorce the fisherman and marry..ta da… Obama! Who will prove that he never married that black babe who’s been following him around for years. His children are bastards! He’s free to marry the snomobile from Alaska.

They’ll have a Moslem ceremony. Yes, he is one of those people after all… then he’ll adopt Bristol and kick Levi’s ass all the way from Washington to Nome. The bloody golddigger! Still, Levi will be allowed to keep the million dollar bribe McCains wife provided.

Menage-a-trois’s in the Blue Room? Pregnant Palins?

And the two of them will end the war... bring our boys home... deliver healthcare and decent living conditions to every American... promote racial and religious harmony ... bring peace to the world... empty our jails of the millions of black men who languish there unfairly... jail the Wall Street robber barons... and finally (and perhaps most importantly) burn all the works of the devious kitten sisters +in a giant bonfire on the White House lawn..

And what about the Bushes? Well, you’ve heard that a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush haven’t you?

What about if we had two Bush’s in Hillary’s hands. Poppa and Smirky. Or you could also invite our ex Governor Jeb and we’d have three Bushes to fill. Bill, and Hillary and Chelsea (both females strap-on-ed for the occasion) could show the Bush family just what it’s like to take it up the ass. They’ve been giving it to we Americans for twenty-five years. Lets see what twenty-five democratic inches will do to those stupid Bush grins….

But remember we still need a V.P. Is Gerald Ford still alive? Still stumbling from place to place? He, surprise, surprise, is from Michigan.

Gabrielle L.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Gabby...and I really can't believe I'm speaking to you as if you're real...shut the fuck up. I think your leak has gotten worse and all kinds of shit is coming out of your mouth. Get a break and find reality. You should be in a closet during the day when your boss is working his job as a Walmart greeter.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Oh gawd! Miss Freakenstein! I thought you had left us...

nope.

Here we have some of the most famous people on LITEROTICA visiting rose: sarahhh , BFW ) and you want to talk about your real estate trip to SF 10 years ago? Hoosiers poets out on the wild side as they tramped from one lesbian bar to the next?

Gabrielle L.

um, it was 3 years ago. Why would go to a lesbian bar???
I did go to a very nice Irish pub near my hotel.

 

[sarahhh]

QUOTE I'll be certain to tell my husband…

[SIZE=+3]HA HA HA…HA HA HA……. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA………….[/SIZE]


QUOTE sarahhh Hey Gabby, please wake Jim the fuck up and tell him I need more musement for my Halloween story. The title is "The Candidates are Cumming, the . . ."

Hi sarahhh , sorry we’re so slow but the boss is hard at work writing his next best seller. But when I delivered his lunch (the poor man never gets a break) I explained your problem and he wrote a few ideas for you.

From JRS Dies on Halloween? From what I understand McCain died three months ago from old age. They got a dummy standing in for him right now. Guess who’s the one pulling the strings. (hint – who is Georgie Porgie’s VP?)

But the DEMS haven’t been asleep at the switch – as soon as McCain sleeps his way to victory he’ll be exposed as a Dead Man Walking and sarahhh will ascend to our highest office. She’ll divorce the fisherman and marry..ta da… Obama! Who will prove that he never married that black babe who’s been following him around for years. His children are bastards! He’s free to marry the snomobile from Alaska.

They’ll have a Moslem ceremony. Yes, he is one of those people after all… then he’ll adopt Bristol and kick Levi’s ass all the way from Washington to Nome. The bloody golddigger! Still, Levi will be allowed to keep the million dollar bribe McCains wife provided.

Menage-a-trois’s in the Blue Room? Pregnant Palins?

And the two of them will end the war... bring our boys home... deliver healthcare and decent living conditions to every American... promote racial and religious harmony ... bring peace to the world... empty our jails of the millions of black men who languish there unfairly... jail the Wall Street robber barons... and finally (and perhaps most importantly) burn all the works of the devious kitten sisters +in a giant bonfire on the White House lawn..

And what about the Bushes? Well, you’ve heard that a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush haven’t you?

What about if we had two Bush’s in Hillary’s hands. Poppa and Smirky. Or you could also invite our ex Governor Jeb and we’d have three Bushes to fill. Bill, and Hillary and Chelsea (both females strap-on-ed for the occasion) could show the Bush family just what it’s like to take it up the ass. They’ve been giving it to we Americans for twenty-five years. Lets see what twenty-five democratic inches will do to those stupid Bush grins….

But remember we still need a V.P. Is Gerald Ford still alive? Still stumbling from place to place? He, surprise, surprise, is from Michigan.

Gabrielle L.

Brilliant, frigging brilliant! That’s way too much for chapter 1, though. I’ll just use the part about “as soon as McCain sleeps his way to victory he’ll be exposed as a Dead Man Walking and sarahhh will ascend to our highest office.” The rest will be in chapters 2 through 47 as the readers scream “More, more, more!!!” just like on D(I’m not O)K and her alt’s multi-chapter epics.

 

[Guest]

Girls you clearly haven’t yet discovered a poetic form to suit your talents.

Limerick? Haikus? Free Verse? Of course it’s free, who would pay for it?

Seriously though girls. Think of the Scourian heights before you set pen to paper… think of Mount Scouries thrusting up through the clouds of mediocre AH writing… a beacon of hope and light to the LITEROTICAN readers spread on the endless plains far below … think of the spurting outpourings of his creamy lava as it blasts upward and then descends soft as a Spring rain on their now smiling and radiant faces. Bringing to these literature starved readers the nourishment of his enlightening words. Each word-seed capable of nourishing their starving brains, while in each planting the Scourian philosophy that with time and nurturing will grow and flower and allow them to reach their personal nirvanas.

Now why don’t you start with that and write an epic poem ladies. A Homeric Scourian Odyssey… or a Hindu saga starring Lord Hare Krishna Scouries… or…

I’m mean how tough can it be? Its just a poem. Kick it up a bit ladies. Get out of each others crotch and smell the flowers. The scourian inspired ones of course…

Gabrielle L.

p.s. miss kitten , sorry, but that was such a lame line of yours that I lost it for a second and had a near scourian moment of my own…the boss was peeing his pants when he saw it...

p.s.s. gosh, no wonder you’re challenged… a drunk irish lesbian? You know miss, maybe instead of posting here you could design new cover art for our favorite kitten. You seem to have some talent in that direction … it'd be a win-win situation...

 

[Safe_Bet]

[...]think of the spurting outpourings of his creamy lava as it blasts upward and then descends soft as a Spring rain on their now smiling and radiant faces.[...]Gabrielle L.

Oh shit Gabby, please don't be kidding about this! You mean Jane "Call me Jim" Scouries is a "squirter"?

That little lesbian biotch made me hot before, now my panties are melting! Please, please set me up with her! Damn, I just can't wait to bury my fist in Scouiries the Squirter!

To top it off, my hubby Amy is a squirter too! I can't WAIT to see her put the strapon to Scouries! It will be like Niagra Falls!


P.S. There are some rumors going around that the "L." in you signature stands for Latex - that's not true is it?

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

You know miss, maybe instead of posting here you could design new cover art for our favorite kitten. You seem to have some talent in that direction

thank you


I have to say that I am surprised you took the time to look at my blog. I do sincerely appreciate that.

I am Irish. I'm not a drunk. That's thanks to my grandfather who broke the hold that alcoholism had on his family. If you've ever read my villanelle, "A Dream from Grandpa," you know how important he is to me.

Oh, and my bf can attest to the fact that I am not a lesbian. I'm very confused how that transfered from BFW's insult to your distorted reality.

 

[Safe_Bet]

thank you


I have to say that I am surprised you took the time to look at my blog. I do sincerely appreciate that.

I am Irish. I'm not a drunk. That's thanks to my grandfather who broke the hold that alcoholism had on his family. If you've ever read my villanelle, "A Dream from Grandpa," you know how important he is to me.

Oh, and my bf can attest to the fact that I am not a lesbian. I'm very confused how that transfered from BFW's insult to your distorted reality.

I just want to say that you art is truly beautiful. I would suggest to everyone that they go to your blog and look at "The Rose" - fantastic. My only confusion is whether you are a better poet, writer, or artist! You are SO good at all of them! Do you have any more Solo Art Shows coming in the near future? (Wow, that's quite an honor itself, having an entire art show dedicated to your work!)

I'll attest to the fact that you aren't a lesbian too - darn it! I can easily tell a lesbian from their writing. You are very much a talented straight woman!

Don't worry about Scouries saying you're a lesbian. It's just something called transference. You see, Janebo "Call me Jimbo" Scouries really IS a lesbian (god, she makes me so hot) and I just found out that she is a squirter too!

P.S. BTW LadyS, do you know JRS very well? Do you think you could set me up with her?

 

[_scouries_]

p.s.s. gosh, no wonder you’re challenged… a drunk irish lesbian? You know miss, maybe instead of posting here you could design new cover art for our favorite kitten. You seem to have some talent in that direction … it'd be a win-win situation...

Dear, sweet Gabrielle. It's time to get off the computer, love. You're low on air again.

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…


dolphins love flotation devices

 

[_scouries_]

P.S. BTW LadyS, do you know JRS very well? Do you think you could set me up with her?[/COLOR]

I'm here for you, lover. Just don't tell Gabby.

I'm jane r scouries, and I approve this message....


dolphins love double fists

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

I just want to say that you art is truly beautiful. I would suggest to everyone that they go to your blog and look at "The Rose" - fantastic. My only confusion is whether you are a better poet, writer, or artist! You are SO good at all of them! Do you have any more Solo Art Shows coming in the near future? (Wow, that's quite an honor itself, having an entire art show dedicated to your work!)

I'll attest to the fact that you aren't a lesbian too - darn it! I can easily tell a lesbian from their writing. You are very much a talented straight woman!

Don't worry about Scouries saying you're a lesbian. It's just something called transference. You see, Janebo "Call me Jimbo" Scouries really IS a lesbian (god, she makes me so hot) and I just found out that she is a squirter too!

P.S. BTW LadyS, do you know JRS very well? Do you think you could set me up with her?

Thank you, SB. You are very kind. I do not have another solo art show scheduled at present. My current solo show doesn't end until the 27th. My next art show is October 3rd, but that is a juried show (with other artisits). I think that about wraps up the art shows for the year, though I may participate in one in December. I'll be set up with an online gallery through art.com soon. I'll keep you posted.

 

[starrkers]

QUOTE MISS STARRKERS I still maintain it should be down to the compiler of the list to ensure the integrity of that list by checking each set of comments and discounting those made by the author as well as any duplicated comments. Otherwise it is open to unscrupulous wannabees to flood their stories with fake comments, just to knock down the rightful head of the list.

I’m guessing from the above comment and robyn’s in the post above (#4360) that both of you, after all your grumbling and insinuations, aren’t ready to step up to the plate and back up the bullshit with facts. robyn doesn’t surprise me, he’s always been more trouble maker than man. A guy who'll poke you in the back and then run away.

As for you starrkers – you maintain it should be down to me to remove “author comments” and “duplicated comments” (a new demand btw).

Here’s some questions for you ma’am –

1 - Should LITEROTICA remove any votes made by an author on his own story before calculating it’s TOP LISTS?

2 - Should they remove the “VIEWS” made by an author when he clicks open his own story before reporting views on its TOP LISTS?

3 – Should they remove an author’s own vote for him/herself before calculating the FAVORITES LIST?

As you well know they don’t do any of these things now. Is this allowing ”unscrupulous wannabees” to dominate these lists?

I’ll start doing as you suggested when Manu and LITEROTICA start doing it.

We do want consistency don’t we?

As to your question of why I’m using the GHP login name – some months ago the boss gave it to me – I use it exclusively now. If the boss and the two girls write another masterpiece they’ll make up another name – they’re thinking maybe scouriesstraponkitten might be fun.

Personally I like the GHP moniker – I not sure if you know the story behind it. At the time the three writers wanted a 3 part name to represent the 3 giants who wrote the story. And then when that sour woman (the slut was stalking him at the time) referred to the boss as a Grand High Poobah the bosses two co-authors loved it. The boss of course is grand, our steeler girl was high all the time, and everyone agreed that poobah perfectly fit the unmentionable one.



Gabrielle L.

1. I didn't think author's votes counted anyway, thought they got swept. So, yes.

2. The views toplist is totally meaningless anyway as there is no way to tell if the view was more than a brief scan and a backclick, or multiple views by one reader, so it doesn't matter.

3. Yes.

And yes, this does leave the site open to manipulation, particularly on the Views counter, as you well know and exploit.

I asked a simple straightforward question. That is all. I have seen authors that post multiple PCs and it doesn't seem fair they should be included. No, it wasn't your stuff, or sarahhhhhhh's. I have read only one each of your stories.

It would really be nice to have the questions I address to Sir Scouries answered by him, rather than his toy. But I guess it's the same thing in the end.

 

[Safe_Bet]

I'm here for you, lover. Just don't tell Gabby.

I'm jane r scouries, and I approve this message....


dolphins love double fists

Oh Jane! You finally came out! I'm so proud!

Don't worry my little "Love Dolphin," Mama's got both of her fists ready for her little squirter!!


P.S. Don't get too used to that "Virgin" under your name! Wink Wink!

 

[scouries]

freddieeeee....

[size=+2]Freddieeeeee! [/size] Shee-it man, I work all day on my next best seller, slaving away, but knowing when I’ve finally put the pen down I’ll be able to turn to your latest magnum opus.

I’d planned to read it aloud so that as my nubile Gabby fed me grapes she too would be able to savor your sweet words.

So where the fuck is it? Chapter 19. Gabby had got naked and brought the grapes and everything. Yours truly clicked open the NEW STORY page. WTF BFW? Instead of Boston Halloween Massacre I’m greeted by “Alien Snakes” and Michael Moore’s “Roger and Me”. Shit man, I’ve seen the film.

I just hope I don’t have to wait six months for chapter 19 after reading the first 18. And don’t tell me Polo ate chapter 19 by mistake. We want:

[size=+2]

Boston Halloween Massacre Ch. 19

​

[/size]

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins want chapter 19…[/size]

 

[Safe_Bet]

[size=+2]Freddieeeeee! [/size] Shee-it man, I work all day on my next best seller, slaving away, but knowing when I’ve finally put the pen down I’ll be able to turn to your latest magnum opus.

I’d planned to read it aloud so that as my nubile Gabby fed me grapes she too would be able to savor your sweet words.

So where the fuck is it? Chapter 19. Gabby had got naked and brought the grapes and everything. Yours truly clicked open the NEW STORY page. WTF BFW? Instead of Boston Halloween Massacre I’m greeted by “Alien Snakes” and Michael Moore’s “Roger and Me”. Shit man, I’ve seen the film.

I just hope I don’t have to wait six months for chapter 19 after reading the first 18. And don’t tell me Polo ate chapter 19 by mistake. We want:

[size=+2]

Boston Halloween Massacre Ch. 19

​

[/size]

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins want chapter 19…[/size]

Oh, Jaannee! Where's Mama's little Love Dolphin hiding? Mama's got a couple of nice warm fists waiting for you!!!!!

 

[TxRad]

The management of Lit could care less about scouries or scouriesworld. He is only here because they believe in free speech, even for idiots.

Any and all lists made up by scouries and scouriesworld or Gabby the Blow up Doll have nothing to do with Lit or it's owners.

After the Scouries size BlowJob of Ike, I'm Back!!!!!!

 

[TxRad]

The management of Lit could care less about scouries or scouriesworld. He is only here because they believe in free speech, even for idiots.

Any and all lists made up by scouries and scouriesworld or Gabby the Blow up Doll have nothing to do with Lit or it's owners.

After the Scouries size BlowJob of Ike, I'm Back!!!!!!

So have no fear scouries, I haven't deserted you. I'll be here to make sure everyone know what an ass you are.

Can't leave out the Lime Green Freaks.