The SCOURIES reader – for both fans and serious scholars…

[sr71plt]

I'm about tired of the idiocy here, scouries. Simple LEGITIMATE questions go unanswered and the people asking them are placed on yet another of your pathetic lists. You call us mentally challgened. What would you call yourself?

Would this be a good time to bring Starrker's question up again? Shouldn't all of the author's (and the author's alts) comments on a story be stripped off before compiling an "all time most comments" listing score?

 

[Guest]

Dear lesbo mom , your friend Gabby here again. I read some of your last posts and well, at least you’re trying a little harder now my dear! I’m glad we] woke you guys up a bit.

My wonderful boss, james r scouries did read some of your poems and although the subject matter didn’t do much for him, and even though he said you haven’t mastered proper rhyming techniques yet, he did agree that at least you tried which is a good first step. A first step on a long, long journey.

And I would like to give you a little advice he mentioned after he’d perused some of your poems.

First, he said, and I quote, “She should drop the lesbian shtick. It’s so the nineties! Tell her to move on – we’re in the twenty-first century now. Penises are in! Tell her to write about them… eat them…savor them… Doesn’t she know that only the Chinese eat pussy? We Americans eat beef!”

Second, he though you should lighten up a bit lesbo mom. Rape, dead babies, swimming in the swamp, frogs… we don’t need this now. Give us something lighter in future.

Finally a suggestion from me (although the boss mentioned it too). We have on this site an extraordinary young poetess – one who very likely can help you and almost certainly would be prepared to.

Although not of the Sapphic persuasion she has always been prepared to take young girls under her wing and shepherded them to their full poetic possibilities. She wields a devastating strap-on. If I were you I go and sit at this authors feet and inhale poetic knowledge with every breath.

She’s the author of the Favoritest Poem in the long storied history of LITEROTICA. She’s truly wonderful. Here it is!

[size=+2]

Cock Tease by sarahhh

[/size]

Shall it simile be
To make a rose bud smile
Alliteration, assonance, caesura perhaps
Metaphor, meter, rhythm or rhyme.

Before the podium he stands contemplative
Worldly . . . wise . . . weathered . . .
In the front row, playing with her wild long tresses
Both sandal-clad feet up on her desk chair
Long, lovely stems, creamy thighs
Wicked . . . wicked . . . wicked . . .
Legs spread, lips poking out both sides of her shorts
Terrycloth
Pushed up to her cunt.

Couplets, tercets, quatrains
Spondaic, anapestic, trochaic
Woodsworth, Pope, Milton
Paradise
In concrete verse for visual effect.

…………………………...box……………………………
…...................slit……yoni……………….
…………………..vulva……..crack…………………….
…………………snatch……….vagina………………….
………………possum…………..puzzle………………..
……………..snapper…………….flapper………………
…………..pudding…..………...scootie………………
………………beaver…………….target………………..
……………….nookie…………..cooter………………...
………………..mound…………donut……………….....
……………………twat……….clam……………………
……………………..trim…….boff………………………
………………………bush….clit………………………..
……………………….……pie…………………………..


“Sorry, where might I have been?” he mutters
“The Woodstock Poetry Festival,” the pussy purrs
An innocent angel looks up, painted bottom lip quivering
She grins mischievously and sucks her thumb
Big eyes back down to her notebook
She scribbles something
Rips off the sheet with girly glee
Holds it up so only he can see.

Wicked . . . wicked . . . wicked . . .
Possibilities
Oh but to tease
Yet to please.​

Gabrielle L.

 

[Guest]

Bye!!!!

QUOTE miss hick FUCK YOU and your pathetic thread, scouries. FUCK the Author's Hangout too, I'm done with this shit...

I think we can live with that. You go your way honey and we'll go ours. Feel free to post on other threads ma'am... remember we don't follow people into places where we're not wanted.

Gabrielle L.

 

[Guest]

robyn...robyn...robyn...mr misrepresentation...

QUOTE robyn Shouldn't all of the author's (and the author's alts) comments on a story be stripped off before compiling an "all time most comments" listing score?

Oh my little robyn . You’re not trying to stir up some more shit are you?

I believe the boss answered that question a while ago didn’t he? He even suggested that you and miss starrkers (where’s your blue emu ma’am?) go over each of the twenty or so stories and report back on how many “author’s comments” are on each. Shouldn’t be too big a job for someone as able as you are.

Do you remember when he suggested that sir?

And I also think you know the boss is the #1 Champion of exposing every ALT and publicly reporting who they belong to.

You must remember when he suggested that! You’re not senile yet – you’re our boy wonder.

Of all the suggestions he’s made to the QUEEN that one is closest to his heart. In one second the whole world of LITEROTICA forums would be thrown upside down. Why don’t you echo the boss’s idea by seconding his idea – send a note to Laurel .

Let’s everyone put their ALTS on the table – even our odd LESBIAN moms.

Gabrielle L.

 

[sr71plt]

QUOTE robyn Shouldn't all of the author's (and the author's alts) comments on a story be stripped off before compiling an "all time most comments" listing score?

Oh my little robyn . You’re not trying to stir up some more shit are you?

I believe the boss answered that question a while ago didn’t he? He even suggested that you and miss starrkers (where’s your blue emu ma’am?) go over each of the twenty or so stories and report back on how many “author’s comments” are on each. Shouldn’t be too big a job for someone as able as you are.

Do you remember when he suggested that sir?

And I also think you know the boss is the #1 Champion of exposing every ALT and publicly reporting who they belong to.

You must remember when he suggested that! You’re not senile yet – you’re our boy wonder.

Of all the suggestions he’s made to the QUEEN that one is closest to his heart. In one second the whole world of LITEROTICA forums would be thrown upside down. Why don’t you echo the boss’s idea by seconding his idea – send a note to Laurel .

Let’s everyone put their ALTS on the table – even our odd LESBIAN moms.

Gabrielle L.

Ah, no, I didn't see him answer the question. Of course, I don't actually read all of that crap he spews, so I may have missed it. But you haven't answered the question either, or pointed to Scouries having answered the question.

Straight question (since you are Scouries): Do you subtract all of your own comments from the statistics you give on that list? If not, why not? Because it makes a half useless list totally useless, doesn't it?

I'm sure we all know why you won't give straight answers to straight questions.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Because it would fuck up his amazingly huge ego. I don't know how he manages to get through doors with as big as his head (the one on his shoulders, we all know the other one suffers in comparison).

 

[Safe_Bet]

[...] Finally a suggestion from me (although the boss mentioned it too). We have on this site an extraordinary young poetess – one who very likely can help you and almost certainly would be prepared to.

Although not of the Sapphic persuasion she has always been prepared to take young girls under her wing and shepherded them to their full poetic possibilities. She wields a devastating strap-on. If I were you I go and sit at this authors feet and inhale poetic knowledge with every breath.
[...]Gabrielle L.

Wow! Thanks Gabby for hooking me up with Sarah. I guess all of those nationally and globally published poets in the other forum must not be as good, huh? Do me a favor will you. Can you pass this limerick along to Sarah and see what she thinks?


There once was alt name of Gabby
when she leaks she gets all limp and flabby
in fact she deflates to flat
but Jim can't stand that
cuz not doing her makes him real crabby!


Kinda cute don't you think?

BTW, sweetie - about Sarah... seeing as how she's not of the "Sapphic Persuasion" who does she use that strap-op with? Certainly not you - you'd pop... So it must be that sweet lil Closet Lesbian Jane-Bo Scouries isn't it! Oh got she is SO HOT! Do you think you could set us up?

 

[starrkers]

I told you he wouldn't like the post, Sir Scouries. See what you did? You've set yourself in BFW's sights and he's out to get you now.

Oh, and as to counting comments, that list is so far back I can't even find it. Which comments should I be counting?

 

[Guest]

QUOTE danikat Because it would fuck up his amazingly huge ego. I don't know how he manages to get through doors with as big as his head (the one on his shoulders, we all know the other one suffers in comparison).

Are you referring to Mr Scouries cockhead ma’am? You little slut! You claimed you’d never seen it. Was that when you were down here in Miami writing that story with him a couple of years ago? Or was it when you went to the nude beach with him? Bitch!

QUOTE miss starrkers I told you he wouldn't like the post, [size=+2]Sir Scouries - guru.[/size] See what you did? You've set yourself in BFW's sights and he's out to get you now. Oh, and as to counting comments, that list is so far back I can't even find it. Which comments should I be counting?

He is? After the boss? Since when? Freddie is our dear friend.

As to the list here it is ma’am. I believe your and robyn’s point was that the number of comments posted against each story should be adjusted downward by removing all comments made by the author involved himself. The boss invited you to both read through the comments and advise me of how many signed author comments you found. I could then include this number in future issues of the list.

Personally I don’t believe your work will significantly change the list ma’am but robyn seems intent on misrepresenting Mr. Scouries so let’s all see if the little trouble maker robyn can back up his words for once.

As to robyn’s questions: 1 - Do you subtract all of your own comments from the statistics you give on that list? 2 - If not, why not? 3 - Because it makes a half useless list totally useless, doesn't it?

1 - No robyn I didn’t subtract Mr Scouries comments from the list.

2 – Because I didn’t go through the comments individually - I just reported published LITEROTICA numbers. Its normal LITEROTICA practice I believe robyn . I’m pretty sure Manu and his minions don’t remove an author’s own vote from his stories vote total before he puts it on one of his TOP LISTS.

3 – No robyn , you’re wrong again, and you don’t have to put your little snide, “half useless”, in the question either. I believe when you’ve reported back to us that you’ll tell us that over 99% of the comments on Mr. Scouries stories were not made by him. That would make it over 99% useful wouldn’t it?

But let’s wait for your report shall we robyn ?

And please royn no editorializing when you get back to us. Simply report to us how many comments on Mr. Scouries, Miss Sarahhh’s, Misters Furrybert, rgjohn, DGHeat, TryAnything, ohio, youbadboy and Charlybear’s, and Mrs.’s Serena and M-Y-Erotica’s wonderful stories you find.

So robyn time put up or shut up! The ball’s in your court. You’re going to have to this without Batman I’m afraid. Scary isn’t it? But you’ve got the blue emu and maybe serena will help you out (but don’t let her check her own story).

Do you think you could get back to me by Friday.

Gabrielle L. misrepresentation

LITEROTICA’S TOP STORIES ALL-TIME
MOST COMMENTS RECEIVED LIST

​

21 STORIES
100+ COMMENTS

5 CATEGORIES
FIRST TIME
HUMOR
INCEST
LOVING WIVES
NON CONSENT

11 AUTHORS​

BY YEAR
2000 –
2001 –
2002 – 1
2003 – 1
2004 – 1
2005 – 8
2006 – 6
2007 – 2
2008 - 2​

21 STORIES
100+ COMMENTS​

409 ”Daddy", I Whispered scouries
217 ”Mommy”, I Groaned scouries
186 Nothing Between Us M-Y-Erotica
155 Breastfeeding My Brother sarahhh
150 Zoea DG Hear
149 A Boo-boo for Daddy sarahhh
143 Service TryAnything
142 Daddy, I’m Naked sarahhh
142 Hunted furrybert
124 Pound Yon Virgin sarahhh
124 A Mother and Her Son rgjohn
121 All These Years selenakitten
113 My Husband Sucks sarahhh
106 Romancing The Ravishing Redhead*** sarahhh
106 Stuffing or Muffing sarahhh
105 A Bitch in Heat sarahhh
104 The Worst Week of My Life ohio
104 Sara’s Panties youbadboy
103 Unfaithful Wife Charleybear
102 Commando Caper sarahhh
101 I Love Dick sarahhh​

*Updated Sept 4th to include miss sarahhh’s latest
*** new to our list – a story inspired by j. r. scouries


Gabrielle L.

 

[sr71plt]

It's a delight to see you sweat, Scouries (and obfuscate without fooling anyone).

Some of your new playmates here (and the slipping away of your buddy) certainly have you rattled.

 

[starrkers]

I still maintain it should be down to the compiler of the list to ensure the integrity of that list by checking each set of comments and discounting those made by the author as well as any duplicated comments. Otherwise it is open to unscrupulous wannabees to flood their stories with fake comments, just to knock down the rightful head of the list.

Surely, Sir Scouries, with all your staff, you must have a minion or two left upon whom you could bestow this task? If all else fails, give it to Gaby, she seems to be spending a lot of time on the forums of late, she obviously doesn't have enough to do.

BTW why is she using the sign-in of your co-author all the time?

 

[sr71plt]

I still maintain it should be down to the compiler of the list to ensure the integrity of that list by checking each set of comments and discounting those made by the author as well as any duplicated comments. Otherwise it is open to unscrupulous wannabees to flood their stories with fake comments, just to knock down the rightful head of the list.

Surely, Sir Scouries, with all your staff, you must have a minion or two left upon whom you could bestow this task? If all else fails, give it to Gaby, she seems to be spending a lot of time on the forums of late, she obviously doesn't have enough to do.

Bingo. Thus, the sweaty obfuscation.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

QUOTE danikat Because it would fuck up his amazingly huge ego. I don't know how he manages to get through doors with as big as his head (the one on his shoulders, we all know the other one suffers in comparison).

Are you referring to Mr Scouries cockhead ma’am? You little slut! You claimed you’d never seen it. Was that when you were down here in Miami writing that story with him a couple of years ago? Or was it when you went to the nude beach with him? Bitch!

QUOTE miss starrkers I told you he wouldn't like the post, [size=+2]Sir Scouries - guru.[/size] See what you did? You've set yourself in BFW's sights and he's out to get you now. Oh, and as to counting comments, that list is so far back I can't even find it. Which comments should I be counting?

He is? After the boss? Since when? Freddie is our dear friend.

As to the list here it is ma’am. I believe your and robyn’s point was that the number of comments posted against each story should be adjusted downward by removing all comments made by the author involved himself. The boss invited you to both read through the comments and advise me of how many signed author comments you found. I could then include this number in future issues of the list.

Personally I don’t believe your work will significantly change the list ma’am but robyn seems intent on misrepresenting Mr. Scouries so let’s all see if the little trouble maker robyn can back up his words for once.

As to robyn’s questions: 1 - Do you subtract all of your own comments from the statistics you give on that list? 2 - If not, why not? 3 - Because it makes a half useless list totally useless, doesn't it?

1 - No robyn I didn’t subtract Mr Scouries comments from the list.

2 – Because I didn’t go through the comments individually - I just reported published LITEROTICA numbers. Its normal LITEROTICA practice I believe robyn . I’m pretty sure Manu and his minions don’t remove an author’s own vote from his stories vote total before he puts it on one of his TOP LISTS.

3 – No robyn , you’re wrong again, and you don’t have to put your little snide, “half useless”, in the question either. I believe when you’ve reported back to us that you’ll tell us that over 99% of the comments on Mr. Scouries stories were not made by him. That would make it over 99% useful wouldn’t it?

But let’s wait for your report shall we robyn ?

And please royn no editorializing when you get back to us. Simply report to us how many comments on Mr. Scouries, Miss Sarahhh’s, Misters Furrybert, rgjohn, DGHeat, TryAnything, ohio, youbadboy and Charlybear’s, and Mrs.’s Serena and M-Y-Erotica’s wonderful stories you find.

So robyn time put up or shut up! The ball’s in your court. You’re going to have to this without Batman I’m afraid. Scary isn’t it? But you’ve got the blue emu and maybe serena will help you out (but don’t let her check her own story).

Do you think you could get back to me by Friday.

Gabrielle L. misrepresentation

LITEROTICA’S TOP STORIES ALL-TIME
MOST COMMENTS RECEIVED LIST

​

21 STORIES
100+ COMMENTS

5 CATEGORIES
FIRST TIME
HUMOR
INCEST
LOVING WIVES
NON CONSENT

11 AUTHORS​

BY YEAR
2000 –
2001 –
2002 – 1
2003 – 1
2004 – 1
2005 – 8
2006 – 6
2007 – 2
2008 - 2​

21 STORIES
100+ COMMENTS​

409 ”Daddy", I Whispered scouries
217 ”Mommy”, I Groaned scouries
186 Nothing Between Us M-Y-Erotica
155 Breastfeeding My Brother sarahhh
150 Zoea DG Hear
149 A Boo-boo for Daddy sarahhh
143 Service TryAnything
142 Daddy, I’m Naked sarahhh
142 Hunted furrybert
124 Pound Yon Virgin sarahhh
124 A Mother and Her Son rgjohn
121 All These Years selenakitten
113 My Husband Sucks sarahhh
106 Romancing The Ravishing Redhead*** sarahhh
106 Stuffing or Muffing sarahhh
105 A Bitch in Heat sarahhh
104 The Worst Week of My Life ohio
104 Sara’s Panties youbadboy
103 Unfaithful Wife Charleybear
102 Commando Caper sarahhh
101 I Love Dick sarahhh​

*Updated Sept 4th to include miss sarahhh’s latest
*** new to our list – a story inspired by j. r. scouries


Gabrielle L.

I am but a humble knight loyal to the Crown of Scouries World and to King Scouries.

"Long live the King!"

 

[sr71plt]

I am but a humble knight loyal to the Crown of Scouries World and to King Scouries.

"Long live the King!"

Still swayed by the promise of being told the secret of getting royalties from this site--someday, eh, BFW?

 

[starrkers]

Still swayed by the promise of being told the secret of getting royalties from this site--someday, eh, BFW?

It's the limegreen used for his name that does it.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Still swayed by the promise of being told the secret of getting royalties from this site--someday, eh, BFW?

Ah, you're just still jealous that I received a check for $5,000 last year from my secret admirer. I still have no idea who sent the money. I figure it was a celebrity, as I was writing my Paparazzi stories at the time.

It may have been Cher, Madonna or John Travolta. I'm hoping I receive another one this year. Maybe, I should write a few more Paparazzi stories.

 

[Safe_Bet]

I am but a humble knight loyal to the Crown of Scouries World and to King Scouries.

"Long live the King!"

Jesus Freddie! Are you going to hump his leg next?


P.S. Do you sniff Scouries butt when you get together? I bet you get so excited that you pee all over the floor!

 

[sr71plt]

Ah, you're just still jealous that I received a check for $5,000 last year from my secret admirer. I still have no idea who sent the money. I figure it was a celebrity, as I was writing my Paparazzi stories at the time.

It may have been Cher, Madonna or John Travolta. I'm hoping I receive another one this year. Maybe, I should write a few more Paparazzi stories.

Well, Freddie, we all know you didn't recieve a $5,000 check last year that related in any way to this Web site. We all know you are full of crap on that one.

And you are such a clown for playing that particular game.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Well, Freddie, we all know you didn't recieve a $5,000 check last year that related in any way to this Web site. We all know you are full of crap on that one.

And you are such a clown for playing that particular game.

Actually, I did receive a check for $5,000 and I donated the money to the shelter. The person got my address from my publisher. I was surprised he gave it out, but he said that the person was very persuasive.

It came overnight express delivery with a note that read, "You should have won the Survivor Contest."

The check originated from a bank in Colorado. I really don't care if you don't believe me. I don't lie. Besides, why would I lie about something such as this. I only mentioned it last year because I was flabbergasted. I was new to the site and wondered if anyone had experienced any thing such as that.

Some people like some of the stuff that I write. Hey, I've sent money to people anonymously that I've read about in the newspaper where they had a fire and lost everything. There are some really good people out there.

Maybe, you would never part with a dollar, Ace, but I do all the time. I'll never donate to a charity, though. I'd rather pick and chose those who I give my money.

Besides, it generates good karma. You should try it.

I drop a C note once in a hat of a guy who was playing the saxaphone on a street corner in Boston. As I passed by him I asked him to play Misty. Once he saw the money, he must have played that song 3 times because I heard it as I walked away and still heard it a mile away.

I like giving. I'd rather give than receive. I've been blessed, so why not share the wealth. I can't take it with me. I have everything that I want and need.

 

[sr71plt]

Actually, I did receive a check for $5,000 and I donated the money to the shelter. The person got my address from my publisher. I was surprised he gave it out, but he said that the person was very persuasive.

It came overnight express delivery with a note that read, "You should have won the Survivor Contest."

The check originated from a bank in Colorado. I really don't care if you don't believe me. I don't lie. Besides, why would I lie about something such as this. I only mentioned it last year because I was flabbergasted. I was new to the site and wondered if anyone had experienced any thing such as that.

Some people like some of the stuff that I write. Hey, I've sent money to people anonymously that I've read about in the newspaper where they had a fire and lost everything. There are some really good people out there.

Maybe, you would never part with a dollar, Ace, but I do all the time. I'll never donate to a charity, though. I'd rather pick and chose those who I give my money.

Besides, it generates good karma. You should try it.

I drop a C note once in a hat of a guy who was playing the saxaphone on a street corner in Boston. As I passed by him I asked him to play Misty. Once he saw the money, he must have played that song 3 times because I heard it as I walked away and still heard it a mile away.

I like giving. I'd rather give than receive. I've been blessed, so why not share the wealth. I can't take it with me. I have everything that I want and need.

Yes, you've given that story before. And you are full of crap.

That's the interesting issue with you and Scouries. You jump the shark so high that's it obvious that you have no idea what success is in the areas in which you are making your claims. You could both get away with so much if you cut your crap a lot closer to the edge of plausibility. Those are the folks that can really wreak havoc with their lies. Some of those folks get close enough to success to understand what it's about and how it can be shoved just up to the limit of believability You and Scouries are obvious, rank amateurs at it--because (A) you have no idea what $5,000 even looks like (nor do you know enough about publishing to weave a half-way plausible story, and (B) Scouries has no idea what it would really be like to have a followship of readers.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Yes, you've given that story before. And you are full of crap.

That's the interesting issue with you and Scouries. You jump the shark so high that's it obvious that you have no idea what success is in the areas in which you are making your claims. You could both get away with so much if you cut your crap a lot closer to the edge of plausibility. Those are the folks that can really wreak havoc with their lies. Some of those folks get close enough to success to understand what it's about and how it can be shoved just up to the limit of believability You and Scouries are obvious, rank amateurs at it--because (A) you have no idea what $5,000 even looks like (nor do you know enough about publishing to weave a half-way plausible story, and (B) Scouries has no idea what it would really be like to have a followship of readers.

Okay, whatever you say. You're right. I'm poor. I've never seen $5,000 at once. Wow, you caught me in a lie. Gees, you're fucking amazing. Unless...I don't lie and am telling the truth.

I mean, really, what are the chances that I could be rich, bored, and love to write. Go figure.

You're right, celebrities are all normal people. They would never send a stranger money for something that bothered them about their favorite writer being screwed out of a contest.

Publishing? What does that have to do with anything we were writing about?

And how does any of this relate to Scouries having a fellowship of readers?

I think the high altitude has robbed your brain of oxygen Ace. You need to get some air to clear your head.

Beleive whatever you want about me. I don't have to lie to write the truth.

 

[sarahhh]

Dear lesbo mom , your friend Gabby here again. I read some of your last posts and well, at least you’re trying a little harder now my dear! I’m glad we] woke you guys up a bit.

My wonderful boss, james r scouries did read some of your poems and although the subject matter didn’t do much for him, and even though he said you haven’t mastered proper rhyming techniques yet, he did agree that at least you tried which is a good first step. A first step on a long, long journey.

And I would like to give you a little advice he mentioned after he’d perused some of your poems.

First, he said, and I quote, “She should drop the lesbian shtick. It’s so the nineties! Tell her to move on – we’re in the twenty-first century now. Penises are in! Tell her to write about them… eat them…savor them… Doesn’t she know that only the Chinese eat pussy? We Americans eat beef!”

Second, he though you should lighten up a bit lesbo mom. Rape, dead babies, swimming in the swamp, frogs… we don’t need this now. Give us something lighter in future.

Finally a suggestion from me (although the boss mentioned it too). We have on this site an extraordinary young poetess – one who very likely can help you and almost certainly would be prepared to.

Although not of the Sapphic persuasion she has always been prepared to take young girls under her wing and shepherded them to their full poetic possibilities. She wields a devastating strap-on. If I were you I go and sit at this authors feet and inhale poetic knowledge with every breath.

She’s the author of the Favoritest Poem in the long storied history of LITEROTICA. She’s truly wonderful. Here it is!

[size=+2]

Cock Tease by sarahhh

[/size]

Shall it simile be
To make a rose bud smile
Alliteration, assonance, caesura perhaps
Metaphor, meter, rhythm or rhyme.

Before the podium he stands contemplative
Worldly . . . wise . . . weathered . . .
In the front row, playing with her wild long tresses
Both sandal-clad feet up on her desk chair
Long, lovely stems, creamy thighs
Wicked . . . wicked . . . wicked . . .
Legs spread, lips poking out both sides of her shorts
Terrycloth
Pushed up to her cunt.

Couplets, tercets, quatrains
Spondaic, anapestic, trochaic
Woodsworth, Pope, Milton
Paradise
In concrete verse for visual effect.

…………………………...box……………………………
…...................slit……yoni……………….
…………………..vulva……..crack…………………….
…………………snatch……….vagina………………….
………………possum…………..puzzle………………..
……………..snapper…………….flapper………………
…………..pudding…..………...scootie………………
………………beaver…………….target………………..
……………….nookie…………..cooter………………...
………………..mound…………donut……………….....
……………………twat……….clam……………………
……………………..trim…….boff………………………
………………………bush….clit………………………..
……………………….……pie…………………………..


“Sorry, where might I have been?” he mutters
“The Woodstock Poetry Festival,” the pussy purrs
An innocent angel looks up, painted bottom lip quivering
She grins mischievously and sucks her thumb
Big eyes back down to her notebook
She scribbles something
Rips off the sheet with girly glee
Holds it up so only he can see.

Wicked . . . wicked . . . wicked . . .
Possibilities
Oh but to tease
Yet to please.​

Gabrielle L.

Hey Gabby, please wake Jim the fuck up and tell him I need more musement for my Halloween story. He already gave me some wonderful insight into the world of politics and political sex, but I need more ( bet all the girls tell him that).

The title is "The Candidates are Cumming, the . . ." The Clintons host a Halloween party for the candidates, former presidents, and other political personalities. They bill it as a peacemaking olive branch by America's favorite family, the Clintons, to mitigate the effects of a bitter, mud-slinging campaign.

I could spend hours and hours researching this, but why when I'm sure Jim has a good answer. What would happen if John MCain died 3 days before the election (like on Halloween)? Who would be the Republican candidates then?

 

[Daniellekitten]

Are you referring to Mr Scouries cockhead ma’am? You little slut! You claimed you’d never seen it. Was that when you were down here in Miami writing that story with him a couple of years ago? Or was it when you went to the nude beach with him? Bitch!

Dear Miss Fuck Doll: I have never been to Florida and I don't have any desire to go. I was talking, of course, of Jimbo's huge fucking ego because he thinks he's so Godlike and the rest of us are simply here to ride his coattails to the top. His work sucks, his attitude sucks even worse. And his fuckdoll and the other stupid bitch who seems to think so much of him are both mind fucked. So take that quote and shove it where the sun don't shine, honey.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Hey Gabby, please wake Jim the fuck up and tell him I need more musement for my Halloween story. He already gave me some wonderful insight into the world of politics and political sex, but I need more ( bet all the girls tell him that).

The title is "The Candidates are Cumming, the . . ." The Clintons host a Halloween party for the candidates, former presidents, and other political personalities. They bill it as a peacemaking olive branch by America's favorite family, the Clintons, to mitigate the effects of a bitter, mud-slinging campaign.

I could spend hours and hours researching this, but why when I'm sure Jim has a good answer. What would happen if John MCain died 3 days before the election (like on Halloween)? Who would be the Republican candidates then?

COME ON Scouries! WTF is with the amateur troll move this morning!

One alt posting to another? Damn, you can do better than that for God sakes! That is really sad. Come on Jane-bo, we have much higher expectations than that!!

You might suck as a writer and be generally full of shit, but you are one of the ALL TIME GREAT TROLLS! Maintain your standards of Troll excellence! We expect more of you.

P.S. You still make me SO hot, you little lesbian biotch you!

 

[Safe_Bet]

Dear Miss Fuck Doll: I have never been to Florida and I don't have any desire to go. I was talking, of course, of Jimbo's huge fucking ego because he thinks he's so Godlike and the rest of us are simply here to ride his coattails to the top. His work sucks, his attitude sucks even worse. And his fuckdoll and the other stupid bitch who seems to think so much of him are both mind fucked. So take that quote and shove it where the sun don't shine, honey.

Dear DK,

I don't blame you for never having been to Florida, dear. It is hot, humid and smells like somebody is having sex with a piece of plastic (at least around Miami anyway). Lord only knows where that comes from.

Oh and the flies. Yuck, Miami is maggot city. They get so big they even have names. My friends told me about one that was really ugly and lived exclusively on shit that she would suck straight out of a certain person's ass. I think they named her Sarahhh.

You ARE invited anytime to visit us in Cali. We have a large house that is less than 5 minutes from the beach. Or if you'd perfer, you can lounge around our pool, while Juan and Maria serve you canapes and mimosas. Just know that you and your husband are always welcome. I can assure you that you will be treated like the royalty that you are!

I do have a HUGE favor to ask though. If you’re coming soon let me know so that I can BUY even more copies of your new book – and if you’d be so kind as to autograph them, I can’t think of a better Christmas gift for all of my friends and relatives. It does need to be you NEW book, because everyone with discriminating tastes has already read all of you prior ones!

One of your greatest fans,

Safe_Bet


P.S. You've know Scouries longer - she's REALLY a lesbian chick isn't she? God, she makes me SO hot!