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[scouries]

you guys watch the food network? jeeeeeeze...

My man [size=+2]Manu [/size], voting reform is possible!

Listen, if our Zimbabwean friends (who had the second most corrupt voting system in the world) can reform their system can LITEROTICA be far behind?

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U__H__U__R__U

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Imagine the ROYALS and scouries up on stage shaking hands after signing a historic agreement.

Wouldn’t it be wonderful…

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins want voting reform now….[/size]

 

[Daniellekitten]

This should clue you in:

http://www.rachaelray.com/

Sorry Dani

Oh God, with Jessica Simpson, the only other person in this world besides Jimbo that I consider a waste of air. Damn, that hurt my eyes.

 

[Safe_Bet]

FUCK!!! 69,000 VIEWS! SIR fucking Scouries for sure…

Still my little blue emu it’s the thought that counts. THANK YOU! Didn’t it make you feel good?

QUOTE serena Man Scouries. Sounds like BFW is calling you a punk ass piece of shit! Wow! I can't imagine any REAL MAN being willing to take that! From a damn Yankee to boot! Of course, if you are afraid of BFW...

serena…serena…serena… you can do so much better my dear! Where’d you publish that story anyway? I’ve been looking all day for the Emperor…
QUOTE [SIZE=+2]Freddie [/size] Oh, and LIT management said that I'm getting a blue satin Literotica jacket with my whole name on the back of it [size=+2] BOSTONFICTIONWRITER …[/size] Thanks for everything. Take care. Enjoy your retirement in Miami. We're going to miss you...

I saw it! Last week – at the Palace. But its not “blue satin” its leather – white body with lime green arms and your name in the same color. It rocks. You could go to a NASCAR race in this and you’d stand out. Companies will want to buy logo space on this thing.

And guess what?

The QUEEN LAUREL herself sewed on the letters! ALL BY HERSELF! By the way, she was naked when she did it. Starkers (no, not her)! Do not wash the left cuff – you shoulda seen where it was hanging as she sewed. Anchored it right in there.

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins prefer leather to silk….[/size] criticize

Come on Scouries! No matter how much you kiss BFW's ass he isn't going to "do you" again! Face it dude, he used you for a couple of lousy 5s and then kicked your ass to the curb. If you were a MAN with a real pair you wouldn't put up with shit like that. But, I guess we all know the truth now... (you pussy, you)

But hey, no sweat! I know some serious "leathermen" right there in Miami that I can hook you up with! They also are REAL tight with the Dolphin players, if you catch my drift! wink. wink.

(But you already must know that, based on the pretty pastel statement that you left above this one!)

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Where’d you publish that story anyway? I’ve been looking all day for the Emperor…

You'll have to buy it if you want it. *shrug*

 

[Daniellekitten]

You'll have to buy it if you want it. *shrug*

Just make sure he doesn't try to use his monopoly money "royalties" to do it.

 

[starrkers]

This should clue you in:

http://www.rachaelray.com/

Sorry Dani

Ah, I see.

 

[Safe_Bet]

You'll have to buy it if you want it. *shrug*

Selena, please allow me to apologize for giving Scouries a chance to besmirch you reputation by saying that I am your alt. If you'd like I will ignore the dipstick and leave him alone. It just is so unfair, because I don't write anywhere close to you level.

(Of course, neither does Scouries, but everyone already knows that!)


P.S. wonder how is he going to explain two sets of baby pictures? (I'm due around the 1st week of June)

 

[michchick98]

Hey, michchick98 - what did starrkers do to deserve that? That was cruel!

That was the quickest way to explain who Rachel Ray was, but you and Dani didn't have to click on it

 

[Selena_Kitt]

P.S. wonder how is he going to explain two sets of baby pictures? (I'm due around the 1st week of June)[/COLOR]

Are you!?!??! CONGRATS!!!!!

(and don't worry about his comments... quack. Okay, that was too obtuse... lol Like water off a duck's back! )

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Okay, how about this:

THE MOODIEST AUTHOR(S) ON LIT OFFICIAL LIST:
BOSTONFICTIONWRITER​

"Wow! It brings tears to my eyes."

I'd like to thank my mother. I couldn't have done this without her. Thanks Mom. I will cherish being on this list for as long as I live.

I'd like to thank Literotica. Thanks Literotica.

And my one fan and my thousands of bashers. Thanks...I think.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

[size=+2]6:41 p.m., Monday, September 15, 2008
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***ATTENTION***ATTENTION***ATTENTION***​

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WE HAVE EXAMINED YOUR POST (#4255) [size=+2]AnnaMaria75 [/size] AND REGRET WE MUST INFORM YOU THAT IT HAS BEEN DEEMED SADLY LACKING IN THE NECESSARY ELEMENTS OF A LEGITIMATE ScouriesWorld POST. WE’VE ALSO IDENTIFIED YOU AS AN ALT OF THE OTHER AnnaMaria AND THIS FACT WILL ALSO BE INCLUDED IN OUR REPORT TO THE ROYALS.

WE ALSO MUST INFORM YOU THAT YOU’VE NOW BEEN PLACED ON OUR MENTALLY CHALLENGED POSTERS LIST AND ANY FUTURE POST BY YOU ON THIS THREAD WILL BE SIMILARILY IDENTIFIED.

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Please be assured [size=+2]AnnaMaria75[/size] that there is nothing personal involved here. It is our belief that each poster should go out and find his or her intellectual comfort level. It’s a belief that studies have repeatedly shown to be in the best interest of all manner of man or beast. PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS MUCH HAPPIER WHEN THEY ARE KEPT SEPERATED FROM THEIR INTELLECTUALLY SUPERIOR NEIGHBORS. We simply have computer identified you as a person who’d do much better spending your time with less intelligent people.

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I knew she was a stooge. I just knew it.

Good job, Jim. Keep up the good work.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

This thread has been entertaining this morning, hasn't it?

Did you know, I left a very nice comment on one of BFW's older stories yesterday. It truly is a lovely piece of writing. In non-erotic, called "Aileen".

Comment's gone now of course. He can't very well go around screaming about how I bash his stories and down vote him if I leave a glowing comment on a story that has voting turned off, can he?

Can't see the point of seeking comments if you don't keep 'em.

I just don't like you. The fact that you left a comment on my story made my skin crawl. Is that clear enough?

Please stop sending me your panties. Never have I seen panties so frigging big in my life. I used them to line my 30 gallon garbage can.

Now, go away.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Okay, how about this:

THE MOODIEST AUTHOR(S) ON LIT OFFICIAL LIST:
BOSTONFICTIONWRITER​

Uhm...thank you...I think.

You may be going on a list that I've been keeping (lol).

"PMS! PMS! PMS!"

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

FUCK!!! 69,000 VIEWS! SIR fucking Scouries for sure…

Still my little blue emu it’s the thought that counts. THANK YOU! Didn’t it make you feel good?

QUOTE serena Man Scouries. Sounds like BFW is calling you a punk ass piece of shit! Wow! I can't imagine any REAL MAN being willing to take that! From a damn Yankee to boot! Of course, if you are afraid of BFW...

serena…serena…serena… you can do so much better my dear! Where’d you publish that story anyway? I’ve been looking all day for the Emperor…
QUOTE [SIZE=+2]Freddie [/size] Oh, and LIT management said that I'm getting a blue satin Literotica jacket with my whole name on the back of it [size=+2] BOSTONFICTIONWRITER …[/size] Thanks for everything. Take care. Enjoy your retirement in Miami. We're going to miss you...

I saw it! Last week – at the Palace. But its not “blue satin” its leather – white body with lime green arms and your name in the same color. It rocks. You could go to a NASCAR race in this and you’d stand out. Companies will want to buy logo space on this thing.

And guess what?

The QUEEN LAUREL herself sewed on the letters! ALL BY HERSELF! By the way, she was naked when she did it. Starkers (no, not her)! Do not wash the left cuff – you shoulda seen where it was hanging as she sewed. Anchored it right in there.

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins prefer leather to silk….[/size] criticize

Wow! I only hope it's a 2XL.

 

[PrincessErin]

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[PrincessErin]

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[michchick98]

Uhm...thank you...I think.

You may be going on a list that I've been keeping (lol).

"PMS! PMS! PMS!"

Just remember what PMS really stands for, Freddie.

Putting up with Men's Shit.

I figured since Scouries wasn't replying about you being on a list, I'd make one up for you. After all, what's this thread for if we can't make up lists?

But, don't take it personally, okay. I'm just pokin' fun.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Wow! I only hope it's a 2XL.

2XL? Can you say "fat ass"? I knew you could! Good boy!

(BTW Freddie, your Mom wants you to do something about your weight. At least that's what I think she said. That naughty girl is SO hard to understand when she tries to talk while her tongue buried in me!)

 

[Daniellekitten]

Just remember what PMS really stands for, Freddie.

Putting up with Men's Shit.

I figured since Scouries wasn't replying about you being on a list, I'd make one up for you. After all, what's this thread for if we can't make up lists?

But, don't take it personally, okay. I'm just pokin' fun.

Did you see my new slide show on my myspace? I worked hard on it today.

 

[starrkers]

I just don't like you. The fact that you left a comment on my story made my skin crawl. Is that clear enough?

Please stop sending me your panties. Never have I seen panties so frigging big in my life. I used them to line my 30 gallon garbage can.

Now, go away.

So which address is it I'm sending them to, Freddie? Medford or Springfield?

As I said before, I'm not going anywhere. You put stories on a public site and seek public comments. If I read, I tend to leave a comment as well. *shrug*

I was happy to not read, not vote and not comment until you 1-bombed all my stuff. At least I'm leaving honest votes (not a 1 amongst them,. Aileen would've gotten a 5, if you'd been brave enough to leave the voting open.

As long as you bash my scores and keep trash-talking on the forums, I'll keep reading and voting. But I promise, I vote each story (if it's votable) on its merits.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Did you see my new slide show on my myspace? I worked hard on it today.

Wow DK, you MySpace page is awesome! I was surprised to se that we are almost the same age. Your Av looks like you are in your twenties! Be proud, girl!

 

[Safe_Bet]

So which address is it I'm sending them to, Freddie? Medford or Springfield?

As I said before, I'm not going anywhere. You put stories on a public site and seek public comments. If I read, I tend to leave a comment as well. *shrug*

I was happy to not read, not vote and not comment until you 1-bombed all my stuff. At least I'm leaving honest votes (not a 1 amongst them,. Aileen would've gotten a 5, if you'd been brave enough to leave the voting open.

As long as you bash my scores and keep trash-talking on the forums, I'll keep reading and voting. But I promise, I vote each story (if it's votable) on its merits.

Whoooooo! Starrkers - WAY hot Av!

 

[michchick98]

Did you see my new slide show on my myspace? I worked hard on it today.

Pretty cool! Maybe one day I'll have enough book covers to make a slideshow. For now, I gotta settle for the banner I made. Think it'll annoy scouries? Should I make it bigger?

 

[Daniellekitten]

Thanks so much. I've been working on it.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Pretty cool! Maybe one day I'll have enough book covers to make a slideshow. For now, I gotta settle for the banner I made. Think it'll annoy scouries? Should I make it bigger?

You really should join the nano...it'll be fun.