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[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Aww, how sweet.

I think my name should appear on a list somewhere, a good list, and not a shitty list.

C'mon, I was only kidding about you retiring.

Hey, I know, I could be one of the funniest posters. We could have a list of funny posters and a list of the worst bashers. And a list of the grumpiest posters. I like lists.

Can you make my name in blue, purple and red? I'd like that, royal colors.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Awww. A lover's spat. I think that is SO cute!
(Sorry, Scouries, you must just not have been that good! )


P.S. Hey, Scouries, when you two were doing it, was it doggie style?

Surely, someone as smart as you appear to be can come up with something better than this. I'm disappointed. This is so 7th grade. How old are you? Did you know that you must be at least 18-years-old to post here?

"Security!"

 

[Daniellekitten]

Freddie, I'm sorry, I've just been busy getting a front row seat. I love a good fight...

By the way, Polo looks much better though he still iisn't as cute as my Riley. I'm letting him grow out for winter and he looks like a fuzzy peach right now.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

What happened to POLO? Did he get into the sauce again?

So...you know that Polo does all my writing? Who ratted me out?

Fuck!

 

[Daniellekitten]

So...you know that Polo does all my writing? Who ratted me out?

Fuck!

Your rat terrier did...lol.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Freddie, I'm sorry, I've just been busy getting a front row seat. I love a good fight...


Fight? Discussion is more the word. We are all brothers and sisters here. Amen.

"Does anyone have $50.00 until Friday? I promise I'll pay you back."

By the way, Polo looks much better though he still iisn't as cute as my Riley. I'm letting him grow out for winter and he looks like a fuzzy peach right now.

Yeah, but Polo is a real dog. He was attacked by 3 Pit Bulls and fended them off, until I could reach him and pull the dogs out by their collars. Even the owners wouldn't get their own dogs.

Moreover, Polo is the fastest dog at the dog park. He has three different speeds. He beat a Greyhound because he's able to zig and zag. Only, I don't allow him to play with Greyhounds anymore. The Greyhound thought he was prey. Not good.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Riley goes after anything on two or four legs. I swear, he hears it, he goes after it. I have to watch him every minute were out going for walks. Him and Rico, my Yorky, fight all the time. I give them time outs. And Riley is still cuter...lol

 

[PrincessErin]

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[Safe_Bet]

I heard my name? Hello? Yes?

Safe Bet - not sure who you are but I like you. I like watching BFW get slammed. It's quite fun.
I do need to point out of course that I do not leave nasty comments. I leave appropriate comments based on the story that I have read. Then again you don't really understand English very well so I will accept the fact that you will misinterpret this comment.
As for the private messages you should post the one that I just sent you. The one that suggests you stop deleting your comments.
Erin

Why thank you, PrincessErin. You are one of my favorite writers (along with LadyS and DK!)

I don't mean to be slamming Freddie. Actually I really like him (wish I could say that about his writing ) There is nothing wrong with him that a few wacks on the nose with a rolled up newspaper wouldn't cure.

Matter of fact, I think he is really, really cute.

Just to prove it I am going to go right to the pound and buy a puppy. Yup. I'm going to have them line up all the dogs and I'm going to pick the bitch that whines the loudest and name her BFW!

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I heard my name? Hello? Yes?

Safe Bet - not sure who you are but I like you. I like watching BFW get slammed. It's quite fun.
I do need to point out of course that I do not leave nasty comments. I leave appropriate comments based on the story that I have read. Then again you don't really understand English very well so I will accept the fact that you will misinterpret this comment.
As for the private messages you should post the one that I just sent you. The one that suggests you stop deleting your comments.
Erin

What you do, Erin, is give me a 1 bomb. Then, you give me a 3 with your comment. Now, if you are sincere with your comments, then I won't delete them. Until you stop giving my stories 1 bombs, I shall continue deleting your nonsensical comments.

Just like this morning when my story posted, you were the first vote. I had therefore had 1 vote with a score of 1.0. Then, you left a comment with a 3.0 that didn't register because you already voted me a 1.0.

I asked you nicely before to leave me the fuck alone, you sick bitch. Stop sending me PM's, like the one you just sent me. There is seriously something wrong with you. Seek help. For your own good, don't use any sharp objects.

Now, go away.

 

[Safe_Bet]

What you do, Erin, is give me a 1 bomb. Then, you give me a 3 with your comment. Now, if you are sincere with your comments, then I won't delete them. Until you stop giving my stories 1 bombs, I shall continue deleting your nonsensical comments.

Just like this morning when my story posted, you were the first vote. I had therefore had 1 vote with a score of 1.0. Then, you left a comment with a 3.0 that didn't register because you already voted me a 1.0.

I asked you nicely before to leave me the fuck alone, you sick bitch. Stop sending me PM's, like the one you just sent me. There is seriously something wrong with you. Seek help. For your own good, don't use any sharp objects.

Now, go away.

See! didn't I say he was cute! He's even compared you to his beloved, ailing mother!

 

[Daniellekitten]

Does anyone else find Rachael Ray a real waste of air?

 

[michchick98]

I think my name should appear on a list somewhere, a good list, and not a shitty list.

C'mon, I was only kidding about you retiring.

Hey, I know, I could be one of the funniest posters. We could have a list of funny posters and a list of the worst bashers. And a list of the grumpiest posters. I like lists.

Can you make my name in blue, purple and red? I'd like that, royal colors.

Okay, how about this:

THE MOODIEST AUTHOR(S) ON LIT OFFICIAL LIST:
BOSTONFICTIONWRITER​

 

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THIS IS AN AUTOMATED RESPONSE GENERATED FROM [size=+3]ScouriesWorld[/size] - PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND.

WE HAVE EXAMINED YOUR POST (#4255) [size=+2]AnnaMaria75 [/size] AND REGRET WE MUST INFORM YOU THAT IT HAS BEEN DEEMED SADLY LACKING IN THE NECESSARY ELEMENTS OF A LEGITIMATE ScouriesWorld POST. WE’VE ALSO IDENTIFIED YOU AS AN ALT OF THE OTHER AnnaMaria AND THIS FACT WILL ALSO BE INCLUDED IN OUR REPORT TO THE ROYALS.

WE ALSO MUST INFORM YOU THAT YOU’VE NOW BEEN PLACED ON OUR MENTALLY CHALLENGED POSTERS LIST AND ANY FUTURE POST BY YOU ON THIS THREAD WILL BE SIMILARILY IDENTIFIED.

IF AT SOME TIME IN THE FUTURE YOU FEEL YOU’VE BECOME CLEVER ENOUGH TO AGAIN BECOME A PRODUCTIVE CONTRIBUTOR PLEASE CONTACT Miss Gabrielle L at ScouriesWorld AND SHE WILL BE DELIGHTED TO ADMINISTER AN INTELLIGENCE TEST*.

WE’D ALSO LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT A COPY OF THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN AUTOMATICALLY SENT TO:

“HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III and HER CONSORT, MANU the MAGNIFICENT”

Please be assured [size=+2]AnnaMaria75[/size] that there is nothing personal involved here. It is our belief that each poster should go out and find his or her intellectual comfort level. It’s a belief that studies have repeatedly shown to be in the best interest of all manner of man or beast. PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS MUCH HAPPIER WHEN THEY ARE KEPT SEPERATED FROM THEIR INTELLECTUALLY SUPERIOR NEIGHBORS. We simply have computer identified you as a person who’d do much better spending your time with less intelligent people.

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[Daniellekitten]

How does a blow job administer an intelligence test? What does she test how hard you can blow?

 

[michchick98]

How does a blow job administer an intelligence test? What does she test how hard you can blow?

Mabye it's like a breathalyzer? Whoever can inflate the blow-up doll the quickest wins!

 

[starrkers]

I heard my name? Hello? Yes?

Safe Bet - not sure who you are but I like you. I like watching BFW get slammed. It's quite fun.
I do need to point out of course that I do not leave nasty comments. I leave appropriate comments based on the story that I have read. Then again you don't really understand English very well so I will accept the fact that you will misinterpret this comment.
As for the private messages you should post the one that I just sent you. The one that suggests you stop deleting your comments.
Erin

This thread has been entertaining this morning, hasn't it?

Did you know, I left a very nice comment on one of BFW's older stories yesterday. It truly is a lovely piece of writing. In non-erotic, called "Aileen".

Comment's gone now of course. He can't very well go around screaming about how I bash his stories and down vote him if I leave a glowing comment on a story that has voting turned off, can he?

Can't see the point of seeking comments if you don't keep 'em.

 

[Daniellekitten]

This thread has been entertaining this morning, hasn't it?

Did you know, I left a very nice comment on one of BFW's older stories yesterday. It truly is a lovely peice of writing. In non-erotic, called "Aileen".

Comment's gone now of course. He can't very well go around screaming about how I bash his stories and down vote him if I leave a glowing comment on a story that has voting turned off, can he?

Can't see the point of seeking comments if you don't keep 'em.

I saw that comment. I even went to the story and started to read it just because of your comment. He should have left it there.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Does anyone else find Rachael Ray a real waste of air?

Depending on the day, she fluctuates between mental ignore (with irritation static) and wanting to bitch slap that smile off her face.

(You think Scouries might be her alt?)

 

[scouries]

thank you my dear....

FUCK!!! 69,000 VIEWS! SIR fucking Scouries for sure…

Still my little blue emu it’s the thought that counts. THANK YOU! Didn’t it make you feel good?

QUOTE serena Man Scouries. Sounds like BFW is calling you a punk ass piece of shit! Wow! I can't imagine any REAL MAN being willing to take that! From a damn Yankee to boot! Of course, if you are afraid of BFW...

serena…serena…serena… you can do so much better my dear! Where’d you publish that story anyway? I’ve been looking all day for the Emperor…
QUOTE [SIZE=+2]Freddie [/size] Oh, and LIT management said that I'm getting a blue satin Literotica jacket with my whole name on the back of it [size=+2] BOSTONFICTIONWRITER …[/size] Thanks for everything. Take care. Enjoy your retirement in Miami. We're going to miss you...

I saw it! Last week – at the Palace. But its not “blue satin” its leather – white body with lime green arms and your name in the same color. It rocks. You could go to a NASCAR race in this and you’d stand out. Companies will want to buy logo space on this thing.

And guess what?

The QUEEN LAUREL herself sewed on the letters! ALL BY HERSELF! By the way, she was naked when she did it. Starkers (no, not her)! Do not wash the left cuff – you shoulda seen where it was hanging as she sewed. Anchored it right in there.

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins prefer leather to silk….[/size] criticize

 

[starrkers]

Who or what is Rachael Ray?

 

[Daniellekitten]

She's this really annoying woman who is like the top money maker on food network. Her voice is as irritating as Jimbo's posts.

 

[michchick98]

Who or what is Rachael Ray?

This should clue you in:

http://www.rachaelray.com/

Sorry Dani

 

[Safe_Bet]

Who or what is Rachael Ray?

It's better you don't know. If they import her to Australia it will be worse than the rabbits.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Hey, michchick98 - what did starrkers do to deserve that? That was cruel!