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[Safe_Bet]

Ah, you mistaken the Butch Dyke Bitch that I used as a purely affectionate term as a derrogatory remark. Thank you for researching everything that I write. I didn't know that I was so important in your small life. It must suck to be you.

As far as what you think of my writing, it's all arbitrary isn't it?

Some think you are a scum bag and others think you are a cum slut while others think you just are a cunt. What does it matter? I'd rather hold my judgment until I read more of the shit you write about people.

Now, the light dawns on me. So...who are you really?

With more than 600 posts in just a few weeks, either you live here or, gads zooks, say it isn't so, you are the multiple identity of just another asshole on this board.

I shall add you to my list of those who I don't respond to anymore.

Bye bye.

*yawn*

 

[sr71plt]

[size=+2]U.V.A.???[/B][/SIZE]

No Wonder you’re such a sissy…

Yep, great school, isn't it? So sorry that your application wasn't accepted. But you know how selective UVa is. You'll just try to get over it someday--there are some good high schools in Florida, I've heard. Now, the colleges there . . .

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

*yawn*

That's okay. I know who you are. I didn't like you before and certainly don't like you now.

Don't worry. I won't out you...yet.

Fuck with me, though, and I will.

I have the money to pay for information. Ergo, I have lots of friends on this site. You forget how really public your posts are on the Internet.

Go have your fun, but without me.

 

[Safe_Bet]

That's okay. I know who you are. I didn't like you before and certainly don't like you now.

Don't worry. I won't out you...yet.

Fuck with me, though, and I will.

I have the money to pay for information. Ergo, I have lots of friends on this site. You forget how really public your posts are on the Internet.

Go have your fun, but without me.

Oh NO! Please don't out me Freddie! What would my lesbian husband say if she found out I was queer! Oh, my! Anything but that!


P.S. That was the longest "not respond" I think I've ever seen. Thanks, sweetie!

 

[Anna_Malia75]

Ah, you mistaken the Butch Dyke Bitch that I used as a purely affectionate term as a derrogatory remark. Thank you for researching everything that I write. I didn't know that I was so important in your small life. It must suck to be you.

As far as what you think of my writing, it's all arbitrary isn't it?

Some think you are a scum bag and others think you are a cum slut while others think you just are a cunt. What does it matter? I'd rather hold my judgment until I read more of the shit you write about people.

Now, the light dawns on me. So...who are you really?

With more than 600 posts in just a few weeks, either you live here or, gads zooks, say it isn't so, you are the multiple identity of just another asshole on this board.

I shall add you to my list of those who I don't respond to anymore.

Bye bye.

Dear Freddie,

I thought you had turned over a new leaf. You know, so if someone pokes a little fun at us, or says they don't like our writing, we just laugh it off. What happened?

Signed,

Concerned

 

[Selena_Kitt]

There's the nub, right. (And you well know what I'm willing to sacrifice to keep it that way.)

Hey, it's the Internet, we could all be anyone. Scouries could be Ann Coulter for all we know. BFW could be Stephen King. Or Isaac Asimov. Or Nora Roberts!

(p.s. Hey, I miss your "what you don't want on your cover" comments! )

 

[sr71plt]

Hey, it's the Internet, we could all be anyone. Scouries could be Ann Coulter for all we know. BFW could be Stephen King. Or Isaac Asimov. Or Nora Roberts!

(p.s. Hey, I miss your "what you don't want on your cover" comments! )

But didn't you already cut down on the speculation of what I was by about 50 percent by declaring I couldn't be a woman? (Take another look at who has the #1 rated slot at your publishing house--and #4 of erotica overall at Fictionwise. I believe it's a woman's Romance. And, oh my, see who's the author of that? )

(Oh, yeah, I forgot the "I don't want" on the last cover, didn't I? Soon to be fixed. Although this one, at about 145,000 words is a bit of a slog in the review and edit process.)

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Dear Freddie,

I thought you had turned over a new leaf. You know, so if someone pokes a little fun at us, or says they don't like our writing, we just laugh it off. What happened?

Signed,

Concerned

What is your definitiion of poking fun?

Receiving a dozen 1 bombs as soon as your story hits is not fun. Receiving bad comments from regular authors on this board who don't even read your story is not fun. Receiving mean and nasty PM's from regular authors is not my idea of a good time.

Moreover, I needn't turn over a new leaf. There's nothing wrong with the old one. I just write stories. The bashers, such as yourself, take care of the rest.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Oh NO! Please don't out me Freddie! What would my lesbian husband say if she found out I was queer! Oh, my! Anything but that!


P.S. That was the longest "not respond" I think I've ever seen. Thanks, sweetie!

Ah, you thought I meant personally that I was going to out you.

No, I'd out you only here. I'd tell all your other identity and we both know that you don't want that.

It's a safe bet that you aren't so safe with me.

Be careful of those around you who you think are your friends because they aren't. They are my friends. I have an army of underground supporters here. Best you be careful who you PM and take care to know who you are sending e-mails, smart ass.

 

[sr71plt]

What is your definitiion of poking fun?

Receiving a dozen 1 bombs as soon as your story hits is not fun. Receiving bad comments from regular authors on this board who don't even read your story is not fun. Receiving mean and nasty PM's from regular authors is not my idea of a good time.

Moreover, I needn't turn over a new leaf. There's nothing wrong with the old one. I just write stories. The bashers, such as yourself, take care of the rest.

Conversely, you are at number 33 on the "Favorite Authors" list on this Web site now (right behind the truly gifted writer, Dr. M.). And before all of this "woe is me" hullabalu started, you were somewhere down around 230, as I recall. So this is pretty much a case of any publicity is good publicity. It also quite likely is a case of thoughtful marketing.

 

[michchick98]

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Aww, how sweet.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Um Freddie, that's just plain scary talk.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

But didn't you already cut down on the speculation of what I was by about 50 percent by declaring I couldn't be a woman? (Take another look at who has the #1 rated slot at your publishing house--and #4 of erotica overall at Fictionwise. I believe it's a woman's Romance. And, oh my, see who's the author of that? )

(Oh, yeah, I forgot the "I don't want" on the last cover, didn't I? Soon to be fixed. Although this one, at about 145,000 words is a bit of a slog in the review and edit process.)

Oh that reminds me, I have to update eXcessica's bestseller list!

And I know you're not a woman. Scouries, maybe... but you? Nope.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Conversely, you are at number 33 on the "Favorite Authors" list on this Web site now (right behind the truly gifted writer, Dr. M.). And before all of this "woe is me" hullabalu started, you were somewhere down around 230, as I recall. So this is pretty much a case of any publicity is good publicity. It also quite likely is a case of thoughtful marketing.

Thoughtful marketing, Ace? Really. I wouldn't waste my time. I'm not flim flam man. I'm just an amateur writing hoping to learn the craft.

Listen, I just want to write stories. Moreover, the reason why I jumped from 230 to 24th at one point was because of my 250th Favorite Author story. If you read it, you must admit, it was pretty funny. I laughed my ass off writing it.

Yes, it could be because I am so gifted as a writer, creative, talented, and modest, not to mention really good looking is the reason that I am so hugely popular, but I am but a mere public servant. My desire is to hope to entertain those poor perverted men who hold their pricks in their sweaty hands while jerking off to my stories, which by the way, are usually non-erotic more than they are erotic.

Hullabalu? Where do you get these words, Ace. Do they give you a special vocabulary in flight school to use once you leave active service?

By the way, for your information, I told my army of supporters not to raise me too high in the favorite author list. I didn't want to be noticed, just yet. They were all set to vote for me, which by my count would have given me a score of somewhere around 11,293. I begged them to hold off their votes for next year.

I figure next year, after I post my 1,000th story, then it would be acceptable for them to fill the board with their high votes and warranted praise.

Then, I plan on overtaking a certain someone's top spots in sales. I've already been talking to management and we are planning a change of talent around here. Someone, I won't mention any names, is getting a bit stale.

"(Achoo) Scouries."

Don't be surprise come January 2009 to see a new BOSTONFICTIONWRITER thread that will have some really funny material.

Okay, it won't have all the colorful graphics because I don't know how to do all that shit, but it will definitely be funny, much funnier than the thread of someone we all know and love to hate.

For those who would like to see a change in venue, Scouries to Bostonfictionwriter, please show your support for me now by going to my Boston Halloween Masacre stories, voting 5 and adding me to your favorite list. As soon as I see my name in the number one spot ahead of the kitten women, then I will open a Bostonfictionwriter thread, even before the January 2009 opening.

Okay, go, run, vote. Hurry! Go now!

Sorry Scouries. There's a new guy in town and this place is not big enough for the both of us. Best you leave your red button here. I'm going to need it. I have plenty of stories that will hit the 1,000,000 sales.

Oh, and management said that, along with paying me a penny more for each sale, that I'm getting a blue satin Literotica jacket with my whole name on the back BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, A Literotica t-shirt, a Literotica baseball cap, a Literotica keychain, and a Literotica pen with red ink. Moreover, if I reach my 10,000,000, they'll buy me a car, a green Mini Cooper JCW to signify the real Green E.

Thanks for everything. Take care. Enjoy your retirement in Miami. We're going to miss you...kind of...not really...not at all.

Don't forget to leave the red button. You can have the dancing girls. I plan on getting new ones.

Please post your name if you want to be considered as one of my dancing girls. Women only please. Sorry, Ace.

Bye

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Um Freddie, that's just plain scary talk.

Sorry, I meant to write that you identity here is not so safe with me (lol).

God damn typos or is it typoes. Potato or is it potatoe. Where the Hell is Dan Quail when you really need him.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Thoughtful marketing, Ace? Really. I wouldn't waste my time. I'm not flim flam man. I'm just an amateur writing hoping to learn the craft.

Listen, I just want to write stories. Moreover, the reason why I jumped from 230 to 24th at one point was because of my 250th Favorite Author story. If you read it, you must admit, it was pretty funny. I laughed my ass off writing it.

Yes, it could be because I am so gifted as a writer, creative, talented, and modest, not to mention really good looking is the reason that I am so hugely popular, but I am but a mere public servant. My desire is to hope to entertain those poor perverted men who hold their pricks in their sweaty hands while jerking off to my stories, which by the way, are usually non-erotic more than they are erotic.

Hullabalu? Where do you get these words, Ace. Do they give you a special vocabulary in flight school to use once you leave active service?

By the way, for your information, I told my army of supporters not to raise me too high in the favorite author list. I didn't want to be noticed, just yet. They were all set to vote for me, which by my count would have given me a score of somewhere around 11,293. I begged them to hold off their votes for next year.

I figure next year, after I post my 1,000th story, then it would be acceptable for them to fill the board with their high votes and warranted praise.

Then, I plan on overtaking a certain someone's top spots in sales. I've already been talking to management and we are planning a change of talent around here. Someone, I won't mention any names, is getting a bit stale.

"(Achoo) Scouries."

Don't be surprise come January 2009 to see a new BOSTONFICTIONWRITER thread that will have some really funny material.

Okay, it won't have all the colorful graphics because I don't know how to do all that shit, but it will definitely be funny, much funnier than the thread of someone we all know and love to hate.

For those who would like to see a change in venue, Scouries to Bostonfictionwriter, please show your support for me now by going to my Boston Halloween Masacre stories, voting 5 and adding me to your favorite list. As soon as I see my name in the number one spot ahead of the kitten women, then I will open a Bostonfictionwriter thread, even before the January 2009 opening.

Okay, go, run, vote. Hurry! Go now!

Sorry Scouries. There's a new guy in town and this place is not big enough for the both of us. Best you leave your red button here. I'm going to need it. I have plenty of stories that will hit the 1,000,000 sales.

Oh, and management said that, along with paying me a penny more for each sale, that I'm getting a blue satin Literotica jacket with my whole name on the back BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, A Literotica t-shirt, a Literotica baseball cap, a Literotica keychain, and a Literotica pen with red ink. Moreover, if I reach my 10,000,000, they'll buy me a car, a green Mini Cooper JCW to signify the real Green E.

Thanks for everything. Take care. Enjoy your retirement in Miami. We're going to miss you...kind of...not really...not at all.

Don't forget to leave the red button. You can have the dancing girls. I plan on getting new ones.

Please post your name if you want to be considered as one of my dancing girls. Women only please. Sorry, Ace.

Bye

Awww. A lover's spat. I think that is SO cute!
(Sorry, Scouries, you must just not have been that good! )


P.S. Hey, Scouries, when you two were doing it, was it doggie style?

 

[Daniellekitten]

Sorry, I meant to write that you identity here is not so safe with me (lol).

God damn typos or is it typoes. Potato or is it potatoe. Where the Hell is Dan Quail when you really need him.

What happened to POLO? Did he get into the sauce again?

 

[sr71plt]

Thoughtful marketing, Ace? Really. I wouldn't waste my time. I'm not flim flam man. I'm just an amateur writing hoping to learn the craft.

Listen, I just want to write stories. Moreover, the reason why I jumped from 230 to 24th at one point was because of my 250th Favorite Author story. If you read it, you must admit, it was pretty funny. I laughed my ass off writing it.

Yes, it could be because I am so gifted as a writer, creative, talented, and modest, not to mention really good looking is the reason that I am so hugely popular, but I am but a mere public servant. My desire is to hope to entertain those poor perverted men who hold their pricks in their sweaty hands while jerking off to my stories, which by the way, are usually non-erotic more than they are erotic.

Hullabalu? Where do you get these words, Ace. Do they give you a special vocabulary in flight school to use once you leave active service?

By the way, for your information, I told my army of supporters not to raise me too high in the favorite author list. I didn't want to be noticed, just yet. They were all set to vote for me, which by my count would have given me a score of somewhere around 11,293. I begged them to hold off their votes for next year.

I figure next year, after I post my 1,000th story, then it would be acceptable for them to fill the board with their high votes and warranted praise.

Then, I plan on overtaking a certain someone's top spots in sales. I've already been talking to management and we are planning a change of talent around here. Someone, I won't mention any names, is getting a bit stale.

"(Achoo) Scouries."

Don't be surprise come January 2009 to see a new BOSTONFICTIONWRITER thread that will have some really funny material.

Okay, it won't have all the colorful graphics because I don't know how to do all that shit, but it will definitely be funny, much funnier than the thread of someone we all know and love to hate.

For those who would like to see a change in venue, Scouries to Bostonfictionwriter, please show your support for me now by going to my Boston Halloween Masacre stories, voting 5 and adding me to your favorite list. As soon as I see my name in the number one spot ahead of the kitten women, then I will open a Bostonfictionwriter thread, even before the January 2009 opening.

Okay, go, run, vote. Hurry! Go now!

Sorry Scouries. There's a new guy in town and this place is not big enough for the both of us. Best you leave your red button here. I'm going to need it. I have plenty of stories that will hit the 1,000,000 sales.

Oh, and management said that, along with paying me a penny more for each sale, that I'm getting a blue satin Literotica jacket with my whole name on the back BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, A Literotica t-shirt, a Literotica baseball cap, a Literotica keychain, and a Literotica pen with red ink. Moreover, if I reach my 10,000,000, they'll buy me a car, a green Mini Cooper JCW to signify the real Green E.

Thanks for everything. Take care. Enjoy your retirement in Miami. We're going to miss you...kind of...not really...not at all.

Don't forget to leave the red button. You can have the dancing girls. I plan on getting new ones.

Please post your name if you want to be considered as one of my dancing girls. Women only please. Sorry, Ace.

Bye

Calling marketing a flim flam . . . and then launching into paragraphs and paragraphs of self-marketing.

You certainly are a trip, Freddie.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Thoughtful marketing, Ace? Really. I wouldn't waste my time. I'm not flim flam man. I'm just an amateur writing hoping to learn the craft.

Listen, I just want to write stories. Moreover, the reason why I jumped from 230 to 24th at one point was because of my 250th Favorite Author story. If you read it, you must admit, it was pretty funny. I laughed my ass off writing it.

Yes, it could be because I am so gifted as a writer, creative, talented, and modest, not to mention really good looking is the reason that I am so hugely popular, but I am but a mere public servant. My desire is to hope to entertain those poor perverted men who hold their pricks in their sweaty hands while jerking off to my stories, which by the way, are usually non-erotic more than they are erotic.

Hullabalu? Where do you get these words, Ace. Do they give you a special vocabulary in flight school to use once you leave active service?

By the way, for your information, I told my army of supporters not to raise me too high in the favorite author list. I didn't want to be noticed, just yet. They were all set to vote for me, which by my count would have given me a score of somewhere around 11,293. I begged them to hold off their votes for next year.

I figure next year, after I post my 1,000th story, then it would be acceptable for them to fill the board with their high votes and warranted praise.

Then, I plan on overtaking a certain someone's top spots in sales. I've already been talking to management and we are planning a change of talent around here. Someone, I won't mention any names, is getting a bit stale.

"(Achoo) Scouries."

Don't be surprise come January 2009 to see a new BOSTONFICTIONWRITER thread that will have some really funny material.

Okay, it won't have all the colorful graphics because I don't know how to do all that shit, but it will definitely be funny, much funnier than the thread of someone we all know and love to hate.

For those who would like to see a change in venue, Scouries to Bostonfictionwriter, please show your support for me now by going to my Boston Halloween Masacre stories, voting 5 and adding me to your favorite list. As soon as I see my name in the number one spot ahead of the kitten women, then I will open a Bostonfictionwriter thread, even before the January 2009 opening.

Okay, go, run, vote. Hurry! Go now!

Sorry Scouries. There's a new guy in town and this place is not big enough for the both of us. Best you leave your red button here. I'm going to need it. I have plenty of stories that will hit the 1,000,000 sales.

Oh, and management said that, along with paying me a penny more for each sale, that I'm getting a blue satin Literotica jacket with my whole name on the back BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, A Literotica t-shirt, a Literotica baseball cap, a Literotica keychain, and a Literotica pen with red ink. Moreover, if I reach my 10,000,000, they'll buy me a car, a green Mini Cooper JCW to signify the real Green E.

Thanks for everything. Take care. Enjoy your retirement in Miami. We're going to miss you...kind of...not really...not at all.

Don't forget to leave the red button. You can have the dancing girls. I plan on getting new ones.

Please post your name if you want to be considered as one of my dancing girls. Women only please. Sorry, Ace.

Bye

Those sound like fighting words, Freddie. I don't mean me, I mean Jimbo... This could be interesting.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Hey, it's the Internet, we could all be anyone. Scouries could be Ann Coulter for all we know. BFW could be Stephen King. Or Isaac Asimov. Or Nora Roberts!

(p.s. Hey, I miss your "what you don't want on your cover" comments! )

I personally don't like either one of them very much, but I think you owe Ann Coulter and Nora Roberts a BIG apology!

 

[Safe_Bet]

Those sound like fighting words, Freddie. I don't mean me, I mean Jimbo... This could be interesting.

All right! Cat Fight!!!!

 

[scouries]

uva = a florida high school? not in football...

QUOTE [SIZE=+2]Robyn [/size] Miami, yep, great school, isn't it? But you know how selective it is. So I went to UVA, I probably should have gone to one of the good high schools in Florida instead, certainly they play better football than UVA I've heard….

Hey big guy, one of my stories features a guy from UVA Law. It’s an excellent spring break, incest, interracial story. You should read it:

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Becky's South Beach Spring Break

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QUOTE [SIZE=+2]Freddie [/size] Yes, it could be because I am so gifted as a writer, creative, talented, and modest, not to mention really good looking is the reason that I am so hugely popular

That’s the reason I’m popular, not the reason you’re popular. It’s Polo who got you your votes. These middle-aged chicks love dogs.


QUOTE [SIZE=+2]Freddie [/size] Don't be surprise come January 2009 to see a new BOSTONFICTIONWRITER thread that will have some really funny material…For those who would like to see a change in venue, Scouries to Bostonfictionwriter, please show your support for me now by going to my Boston Halloween Masacre stories, voting 5…

Finally, another real man in AHland! I just voted again [SIZE=+2]Freddie [/size], a big [SIZE=+2]5[/size], so did the Gabster and so did your little friend Jacqui (the CPA).

QUOTE [SIZE=+2]Freddie [/size] As soon as I see my name in the number one spot ahead of the kitten women, then I will…

Then you’ll be DEAD! Try to move up the list my good man but do not fool around with our kitteny sisters + . Stay behind them. The bodies of those that got in their way liter the roads of LITEROTICA… More splattered writers here than there are splattered armadillos on all the roads in texas…
[SIZE=+2]Freddie [/size] do you mean those west coast lesbians are really ALTS? Are they ALTS of someone who purrs? Fill me in man...

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins don’t use ALTS….[/size] criticize

 

[Daniellekitten]

QUOTE [SIZE=+2]Robyn [/size] Miami, yep, great school, isn't it? But you know how selective it is. So I went to UVA, I probably should have gone to one of the good high schools in Florida instead, certainly they play better football than UVA I've heard….

Hey big guy, one of my stories features a guy from UVA Law. It’s an excellent spring break, incest, interracial story. You should read it:

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Becky's South Beach Spring Break

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QUOTE [SIZE=+2]Freddie [/size] Yes, it could be because I am so gifted as a writer, creative, talented, and modest, not to mention really good looking is the reason that I am so hugely popular

That’s the reason I’m popular, not the reason you’re popular. It’s Polo who got you your votes. These middle-aged chicks love dogs.


QUOTE [SIZE=+2]Freddie [/size] Don't be surprise come January 2009 to see a new BOSTONFICTIONWRITER thread that will have some really funny material…For those who would like to see a change in venue, Scouries to Bostonfictionwriter, please show your support for me now by going to my Boston Halloween Masacre stories, voting 5…

Finally, another real man in AHland! I just voted again [SIZE=+2]Freddie [/size], a big [SIZE=+2]5[/size], so did the Gabster and so did your little friend Jacqui (the CPA).

QUOTE [SIZE=+2]Freddie [/size] As soon as I see my name in the number one spot ahead of the kitten women, then I will…

Then you’ll be DEAD! Try to move up the list my good man but do not fool around with our kitteny sisters + . Stay behind them. The bodies of those that got in their way liter the roads of LITEROTICA… More splattered writers here than there are splattered armadillos on all the roads in texas…
[SIZE=+2]Freddie [/size] do you mean those west coast lesbians are really ALTS? Are they ALTS of someone who purrs? Fill me in man...

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins don’t use ALTS….[/size] criticize

I don't think he's taking you seriously, Freddie.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Calling marketing a flim flam . . . and then launching into paragraphs and paragraphs of self-marketing.

You certainly are a trip, Freddie.

You take that back right now! I'm not kidding!

I don't like it when you give me credit for having more intelligence than what I have. How dare you (lol)?

You're just pissed because I won't allow you to try out to be one of my dancing girls. Key word, girl. I don't know, maybe, at least if you shaved your legs. You do have shapely calves.

Listen, don't be so down on yourself. Maybe, next year I'll have a gay or bi-sexual month or something that you can participate more.

Actually, it is my plan to break out the gay section of Literotica. Really, it's too encompassing. We should have an entire section with different categories for gay and lesbian, just as we do for straight Literotica. Don't you agree? Certainly, it's not fair the way that it is now. Everything is stacked against those who are gay and lesbian.

All those gay and lesbian members, as an act of showing your support to have a more defined Gay and Lesbian categories, vote a five for my Boston Halloween Masacre stories. Truly, it is the only way that I can tell if I have enough support to bring this to the attention of management.

If I can show them that I received a thousand votes from gay and lesbian members, then I am sure they will allow us to open the thread and include more categories. This has nothing to do with my story. It's just a way for me to count the votes.

Also, under my new thread, they'll be no bashing. Teasing is good. Joking around is fine. Bashing and being mean is not allowed. Once you are deemed a basher, you'll be shunned by all who post to my thread.

We are truly a bunch of talented, creative, and funny people. Why must we resort to being so mean. C'mon, let's sing a song together.

Jim take Dani's hand and give it a squeeze. Ace, take Jim's other hand and stick it in your pocket. There, don't you feel more connected? I know that Ace does.

"Zippity doo dah, zippity day..."

C'mon, I'm the only one singing here.

Alright, let's take a break. Those of you who are gay and lesbian vote a 5 to my stories so that I can bring the number of votes to management. Those who are against it vote a 5 to my stories so that I can bring that to management, too. Those who are straight and don't have an opinion either way, vote a 5 to my stories so that I can show management that you don't have an opinion. Okay, go vote now. I'll wait to you come back before I start singing again.

"Hello? Where'd everyone go? It only takes a second to vote. Hello? Jim? Dani? Ace?"

 

[Safe_Bet]

[...]Then, I plan on overtaking a certain someone's top spots in sales. I've already been talking to management and we are planning a change of talent around here. Someone, I won't mention any names, is getting a bit stale.

"(Achoo) Scouries."

Don't be surprise come January 2009 to see a new BOSTONFICTIONWRITER thread that will have some really funny material.

Okay, it won't have all the colorful graphics because I don't know how to do all that shit, but it will definitely be funny, much funnier than the thread of someone we all know and love to hate.

For those who would like to see a change in venue, Scouries to Bostonfictionwriter, please show your support for me now by going to my Boston Halloween Masacre stories, voting 5 and adding me to your favorite list. As soon as I see my name in the number one spot ahead of the kitten women, then I will open a Bostonfictionwriter thread, even before the January 2009 opening.

Okay, go, run, vote. Hurry! Go now!

Sorry Scouries. There's a new guy in town and this place is not big enough for the both of us. Best you leave your red button here. I'm going to need it. I have plenty of stories that will hit the 1,000,000 sales.

Oh, and management said that, along with paying me a penny more for each sale, that I'm getting a blue satin Literotica jacket with my whole name on the back BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, A Literotica t-shirt, a Literotica baseball cap, a Literotica keychain, and a Literotica pen with red ink. Moreover, if I reach my 10,000,000, they'll buy me a car, a green Mini Cooper JCW to signify the real Green E.

Thanks for everything. Take care. Enjoy your retirement in Miami. We're going to miss you...kind of...not really...not at all.

Don't forget to leave the red button. You can have the dancing girls. I plan on getting new ones.

Please post your name if you want to be considered as one of my dancing girls. Women only please. Sorry, Ace.

Bye

Man Scouries. Sounds like BFW is calling you a punk ass piece of shit! Wow! I can't imagine any REAL MAN being willing to take that! From a damn Yankee to boot! Of course, if you are afraid of BFW...