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[starrkers]

The management of Lit could care less about scouries or scouriesworld. He is only here because they believe in free speech, even for idiots.

Any and all lists made up by scouries and scouriesworld or Gabby the Blow up Doll have nothing to do with Lit or it's owners.

I've read your stories. I've voted on your stories.

I'm even coming to Australia soon.

Watch out.

*Goes into hiding under rock*

Get close enough, I might even buy you a beer.

 

[sr71plt]

*Goes into hiding under rock*

Get close enough, I might even buy you a beer.

Melbourne (for the Tennis Open) and Sydney, then a two week cruise around New Zealand. We could have gone there any time for a six year period when we lived in Bangkok and I turned down a dream (?nightmare) assignment in Alice Springs. But we always vacationed elsewhere. Doing another round of collecting countries now.

 

[Elianna]

Melbourne (for the Tennis Open) and Sydney, then a two week cruise around New Zealand. We could have gone there any time for a six year period when we lived in Bangkok and I turned down a dream (?nightmare) assignment in Alice Springs. But we always vacationed elsewhere. Doing another round of collecting countries now.

*seethes with jealousy*

SO NO FAIR!

If you go drinking with Starr I'll turn green.

 

[sr71plt]

*seethes with jealousy*

SO NO FAIR!

If you go drinking with Starr I'll turn green.

No problem. I won't be.

 

[Elianna]

No problem. I won't be.

Then I'll remain a nice shade of cream.

 

[starrkers]

Melbourne (for the Tennis Open) and Sydney, then a two week cruise around New Zealand. We could have gone there any time for a six year period when we lived in Bangkok and I turned down a dream (?nightmare) assignment in Alice Springs. But we always vacationed elsewhere. Doing another round of collecting countries now.

Ah, closest you'll be is about three hours drive away.

Next time.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Ah, closest you'll be is about three hours drive away.

Next time.

I dunno if Sr could actually meet anyone from Lit. I would blow his super-secret cover.

 

[scouries]

fat coach... sissy team...

QUOTE robyn In fact, a half hour into the game, the Redskins are still even. At this point last night, U.Conn. already had scored twice.

[size=+2]U.V.A.???[/SIZE]

No Wonder you’re such a sissy…

I don’t like the Redskins but when their victory is led by ex-Canes Clinton and Santana I can’t feel too bad…

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Miami Hurricanes

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National Champions 1983, 1987, 1989, 1991, 2001​

As to this abortion of a football game:

QUOTE lesbo mom Hmmm. So he did her eight times? Now I understand why she wanted to have sex with Scouries… gawd she’s lucky… if only I wasn't a ... I wonder if I can be cured?

[size=+3]Cardinals 31 - Dolphins 10[/size]

The only good thing you can say after losing to the worst franchise in the league, the team with the worst owners, the perennial doormat, is that we can’t go any lower. It’s all up from here.

And to help lift the spirits of our wonderful cheerleaders I’m planning on taking Ashley and Claudia out to dinner tonight…I’ll try to inch them along towards happiness… And ya, now that you mention it I probably can do it eight times in a row… on a good day anyway…

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins cheerleaders rock!!![/size]

 

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[Safe_Bet]

[...]And ya, now that you mention it I probably can do it eight times in a row… on a good day anyway…

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins cheerleaders rock!!![/size]

Eight times? Doesn't you wrist get sore? (Geeze, you must have matching calluses on you hand and your teenie, tiny, little winkie)


P.S. Yup. The Dolphins cheerleaders do rock!!! They were rocking their asses off at the Creme Lounge right after the game. Mmm, Mmm, Mmm the things those naughty girls do with each other! Even your Mom can't muff dive as good as those chickies! (course you wouldn't have seen them. You were too busy downstairs at Scores playing "Gag the Passer" with the Dolphin players.)

 

[scouries]

C’MON my little [size=+2]blue emu[/size] please not here.

You could be such a wonderful person if you wanted to. Forgive and forget!

As my saintly mother used to say: “If you don’t have anything nice to say about someone then don’t say anything at all!”

The [size=+2]Fredster’s[/size] latest is up – c’mon, just once, give it a big [size=+2]5[/size]. Take that first step away from the evil side…

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Boston Halloween Massacre Ch. 17

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Do it for your old pal [size=+2]scouries[/size]…. Or the crocodile hunter…even those weird lesbos from California read it and gave it a 5. Once they got a taste of it they started looking everywhere for some more!

Mind you my pal [size=+2]Fredster’s[/size] usually doesn't fuck for votes... but when I convinced him it might help in the poor, deluded girls eventual cure he hopped aboard. So to speak...

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins like most Aussies….[/size]

p.s. cream lounge? sure it was when you got through boring the holes in the wall of Scores and were presented by some Dolphin dicks...first good meal most of you had slurped in years...

 

[Daniellekitten]

You know, with you ladies on him, I almost feel superfluous. Go girls go....

 

[Safe_Bet]

[...] Mind you my pal [size=+2]Fredster’s[/size] usually doesn't fuck for votes... but when I convinced him [...]

[SIZE=+2]Freddie!!!!!! [/size][...]hey man, I gave you a [size=+2]5[/size] both yesterday and today.

Damn it Scouries I am SO proud of you finally coming out and admiting you're gay. (Even if you did need to give undeserved 5s to get BFW to fuck you)

p.s. cream lounge? sure it was when you got through boring the holes in the wall of Scores and were presented by some Dolphin dicks...first good meal most of you had slurped in years...

Note to other readers: For those that are not familiar with it, Scores is one of the best know gay bars in Miami. I think it is wonderful that Scouries is finally admiting that he is familiar with it AND the holes in the walls to which he obviously is a frequent visitor.

 

[Safe_Bet]

You know, with you ladies on him, I almost feel superfluous. Go girls go....

You just keep writing and selling you wonderful stories. Let us deal with the riff raff.

 

[scouries]

famous author sighting - finally someone young and a little with it

all of us at [size=+2]ScouriesWorld[/size]​

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E l i a n n a

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to

"the SCOURIES reader… for both fans and serious scholars…” Thread​

Now this is more like it! Snagging the type of person who can bring a little class to the thread. The type we’re looking for. Stylish yet hip. Female but young female. Intelligent. Brilliant. Whose wit and quirky outlook on life can help us all forget the freaks and hicks and texans and pussies who’ve conspired to try to bring this wonderful thread down to their intellectual level.

An author rocketing up the LITEROTICA ranks. A real cumer! She’s a breath of fresh air. She’s one of those rookies already threatening to join the Fab Five. In fact this beauty (yes, our non-human spies report she is good looking and likes penis) already has written 10 of the top 13 NH stories of all time. And she’s not doing this 10 votes at a time like most NHers, this little naked angel is on her way to the 1000+ VOTE CLUB!

There have been rumors swirling around this phenom – rumors that tie her to some of the biggest kittens on the site. Are they true? Probably! But don’t worry – pussy or not this young lady delivers better bites to the neck than any other LITEROTICAN.

It’ll be a pleasure to teach and mentor this raw talent and bring her along so she too can experience the [size=+2]scourian[/size] heights.

Praise the Lord!

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins like Vampires….[/size]

p.s. in our first scourian- elianna lesson I instructed our young wonder on how one should name characters – for example using the names Keiran, Darian, Elianna, Kaira, Cael, Moiree, Elise, Kaiden and LeGaulle all in the same scene is not recommended.

She apparently got some of these weird names from another famous LITEROTICAN (no I’m not saying who). She knows better now - in her next story she’s promised more American sounding names and to totally forget about using any name the starts with “K”.

“Jim” just might be the name of her next leading man! Or so she hinted….

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

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Damn it Scouries I am SO proud of you finally coming out and admiting you're gay. (Even if you did need to give undeserved 5s to get BFW to fuck you)


Note to other readers: For those that are not familiar with it, Scores is one of the best know gay bars in Miami. I think it is wonderful that Scouries is finally admiting that he is familiar with it AND the holes in the walls to which he obviously is a frequent visitor.

I don't know if I'm more offended by you writing that the 5 vote given me is undeserved or you calling me a gay man (lol).

Yet, this is how it starts, Safe_Bet. I don't know you. I've never written anything about you. Yet, you feel comfortable in your self-righteousness to bash me.

Why? You don't even know me.

"Hi, I'm Freddie. Bostonfictionwriter. Pleased to make your acquaintance."

Now, if you met me on the street, you'd never be so bold or stupid for that matter to make such a remark to my face. My girlfriend would knock you on your ass, if you did.

Moreover, you are quick to fly the lesbian flag whenever you feel someone has bashed your sexual orientation, but why are so quick to make a derrogatory comment that bashes gay men.

Please refrain from including me in your convoluted logic and ignorance.

I thank you in advance for your cooperation. Have a pleasant afternoon.

Now, as far as the blue emu, I just want her to leave me alone. I'm done with her and that lunatic, PiE.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Elianna is too smart to fall for the likes of you, Jimbo.

 

[Daniellekitten]

You just keep writing and selling you wonderful stories. Let us deal with the riff raff.

Ya'll do it so well, I'm so proud....

 

[scouries]

QUOTE lesbo mom Let us deal with the beeeg bull…

Remember my dears – ya play with the beeeg bull you just might get the horn. Which reminds me of a night I spent in Billy Bob’s in Fort Worth one night years ago. Two lezzies from the coast, thought they Blues Singing Cowgirls, jumped up on the back of that big old mechanical bull bare assed naked. Shee-it, by the end of the night they were doing the Texas two step for half the cowboys in the bar. And loving it…

And you guys are experts on Miami all of a sudden? I hate to say it but you babes wouldn’t be able to tell whether you were in East L.A. or on the East Side in New York. You probably think South Beach is in Malibu.

Do you girls happen to know Killer Muffin by any chance?.

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins swim on the South side….[/size]

 

[sr71plt]

I dunno if Sr could actually meet anyone from Lit. I would blow his super-secret cover.

There's the nub, right. (And you well know what I'm willing to sacrifice to keep it that way.)

 

[sr71plt]

Moreover, you are quick to fly the lesbian flag whenever you feel someone has bashed your sexual orientation, but why are so quick to make a derrogatory comment that bashes gay men.

Sort of sounds insecure, doesn't it? You should have seen how "she" flipped out when I mentioned teenaged girls and soccer moms here on the forum. Wonder which one of those she really is.

 

[Safe_Bet]

I don't know if I'm more offended by you writing that the 5 vote given me is undeserved or you calling me a gay man (lol).

Yet, this is how it starts, Safe_Bet. I don't know you. I've never written anything about you. Yet, you feel comfortable in your self-righteousness to bash me.

Why? You don't even know me.

"Hi, I'm Freddie. Bostonfictionwriter. Pleased to make your acquaintance."

Now, if you met me on the street, you'd never be so bold or stupid for that matter to make such a remark to my face. My girlfriend would knock you on your ass, if you did.

Moreover, you are quick to fly the lesbian flag whenever you feel someone has bashed your sexual orientation, but why are so quick to make a derrogatory comment that bashes gay men.

Please refrain from including me in your convoluted logic and ignorance.

I thank you in advance for your cooperation. Have a pleasant afternoon.

Now, as far as the blue emu, I just want her to leave me alone. I'm done with her and that lunatic, PiE.

Well Freddie nice to meet you too.

I guess I do owe you an apology. Most of the Bi, gay and lesbians of my acquaintance are secure enough in their sexuality that they can easily laugh at themselves. If this isn’t true in your case then I’m sorry I included you. I just thought that you would be okay with it because of the easy way in which you call others lesbians. Just in case you don't recall, here's a Link... I'm sure you can see why I might have been mistaken when you made comments like "Now, this other dyke bitch makes a list of insults."

Regarding your scores – sorry dude, I read your last two chapters. They AIN’T 5s. Who knows, maybe those 5s Scouries gave you are kind of like a pork chop around his neck so that at least the dog will like him.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Well Freddie nice to meet you too.

I guess I do owe you an apology. Most of the Bi, gay and lesbians of my acquaintance are secure enough in their sexuality that they can easily laugh at themselves. If this isn’t true in your case then I’m sorry I included you. I just thought that you would be okay with it because of the easy way in which you call others lesbians. Just in case you don't recall, here's a Link... I'm sure you can see why I might have been mistaken when you made comments like "Now, this other dyke bitch makes a list of insults."

Regarding your scores – sorry dude, I read your last two chapters. They AIN’T 5s. Who knows, maybe those 5s Scouries gave you are kind of like a pork chop around his neck so that at least the dog will like him.

Ah, you mistaken the Butch Dyke Bitch that I used as a purely affectionate term as a derrogatory remark. Thank you for researching everything that I write. I didn't know that I was so important in your small life. It must suck to be you.

As far as what you think of my writing, it's all arbitrary isn't it?

Some think you are a scum bag and others think you are a cum slut while others think you just are a cunt. What does it matter? I'd rather hold my judgment until I read more of the shit you write about people.

Now, the light dawns on me. So...who are you really?

With more than 600 posts in just a few weeks, either you live here or, gads zooks, say it isn't so, you are the multiple identity of just another asshole on this board.

I shall add you to my list of those who I don't respond to anymore.

Bye bye.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

By the way, that link that you so kindly supplied is taken out of context, as usual.

You failed to post all the PM's that PiE sent me. You failed to post all the nasty comments she writes to my stories. You failed to comment on all the 1 bombs she gives my stories.

You failed to identify yourself as her mother.