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[TxRad]

The management of Lit could care less about scouries or scouriesworld. He is only here because they believe in free speech, even for idiots.

Any and all lists made up by scouries and scouriesworld or Gabby the Blow up Doll have nothing to do with Lit or it's owners.

 

[TxRad]

Thank you for correcting the squirrel bait. Now please see what you can do about TxRad and the lipstick. That whiny little bitch so makes me see red.

Making you see red? First you'd have to get your head out of your ass.

How about a nice soothing Blue

Which I guess would be better than your normal chocolate brown

Hey Jim, It's colorful like your normal crap.

 

[scouries]

QUOTE robyn Don't know. I've found that to be true too. There's always someone here just lying in wait with knives sharpened (and, oh look, Cloudy has bounced back yet again)…I've also found that the readers, on the whole, are quite nice and appreciative to those of us who actually provide product to the Web site.

Yes they are my good man! In spite of all the AHers complaints about “worst comments”, “low scores”, “trolls”, and “bashing”, in spite of all the whining threads they start, the reality is that over 95% of all comments are “quite nice and appreciative”. Even to me…

cloudy’s back? Say it isn’t so. I cured that broad… I swear. What about the other one? Is she still cured or is she back too?

OMG – tickled pink ? Have no fear my dear, the ScouriesWorld Computer will never designate you as “challenged”. In spite of your choice of partners…

QUOTE serena Me, I'm just an “attention whore”... I check back to bask in the sight of the Great and Powerful and Handsome and Intelligent Scouries…

I’m not so sure about the “attention” part. But seriously sis, I do have a question for you. I stumbled upon my NUDE DAY CONTEST thread the other day and of course came across the post that broke your heart and turned you forever against me. I decided to revisit the famous story – see if after the passage of time my opinion of it had changed. Maybe I could write a new review – say it was wonderful in a “magic realism” sort of way…mend some fences...

It’s gone!!! WTF? Where is it? The Emperor’s not only lost his clothes, he’s actually gone lost. Was I right after all? Did the rapier like scourian mind correctly critique the now missing story?

The biggest surprise for me though was to read the name of the person who you said had ok’d it. You wrote then: I DID have someone read it beforehand, who DID get it... but hey... she was apparently too damned smart

And I just learned when rereading the thread that the “she was apparently too smart” person was IMPRESSIVE :caning: of all people!The same babe who’s been doing the crummy covers for danikat in 2008! Maybe she told you that because she doesn't like kittes.Could this babe prefer pussy?

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins aren’t IMPRESSED….[/size]

 

[Selena_Kitt]

The Emperor’s not only lost his clothes, he’s actually gone lost. Was I right after all?

It's been published elsewhere.

 

[scouries]

it was?

WHERE????

BTW did you all see this:

[size=+2]Miami residents are most attractive in U.S.: poll[/size]

By Christian Wiessner Thu Sep 11, 6:54 PM ET
NEW YORK (Reuters) - If you live in Miami, consider yourself among the most attractive people in the United States.

The Sunshine State's metropolis has the most beautiful people, according to an online survey of "America's Favorite Cities" by Travel + Leisure magazine, while Philadelphia came in last at No. 25.

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Miami Dolphins are the most attractive American dolphins….[/size]

 

[scouries]

halloween contest

I saw this on the NEW STORY page today:

[size=+2]Coming Soon: Literotica Halloween Story Contest[/size]
by Literotica

Whenever someone tells me our leaders are at the top of their game, that they never make mistakes, that Manu is a computer genius who uses surgeon like precision to sweep away “Illegal” votes, all I have to do is tell that person to check out the brilliant “similar stories” idea that was recently devised. They invariably give me a good chuckle as well as confirm the reasons for my lack of confidence in the contest results.

These stories are the ones selected as being similar to the contest announcement story above:


Similar stories

Jenna's & Kate's First Time by H0LLYW00DxWH0RE
Sister's Surrender by china-doll
Sexy Coworkers Find Love by Amyboo
One Last Gift by bella_arcana
Another Halloween by dreampilot79

The first, by H0LLYW00DxWH0RE, a LESBIAN category story, describes two high school babes getting it on – dildos and the like.
The second is a LESBIAN MIND CONTROL INCEST story if you can believe it.
The third is a LESBIAN category story – strap-on stuff.
Then a MATURE category one.
The final one is a ROMANCE story with a HALLOWEEN theme.

Could these stories be a hint from Manu? i think so! So my suggestion for all potential 2008 HALLOWEEN CONTEST authors is to write a story with some steamy girl on girl scenes. Then put it in the ROMANCE category for the highest score.


I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins have their own Halloween contest…but in theirs all the votes are counted….[/size]

 

[Safe_Bet]

I saw this on the NEW STORY page today:

[size=+2]Coming Soon: Literotica Halloween Story Contest[/size]
by Literotica

Whenever someone tells me our leaders are at the top of their game, that they never make mistakes, that Manu is a computer genius who uses surgeon like precision to sweep away “Illegal” votes, all I have to do is tell that person to check out the brilliant “similar stories” idea that was recently devised. They invariably give me a good chuckle as well as confirm the reasons for my lack of confidence in the contest results.

These stories are the ones selected as being similar to the contest announcement story above:


Similar stories

Jenna's & Kate's First Time by H0LLYW00DxWH0RE
Sister's Surrender by china-doll
Sexy Coworkers Find Love by Amyboo
One Last Gift by bella_arcana
Another Halloween by dreampilot79

The first, by H0LLYW00DxWH0RE, a LESBIAN category story, describes two high school babes getting it on – dildos and the like.
The second is a LESBIAN MIND CONTROL INCEST story if you can believe it.
The third is a LESBIAN category story – strap-on stuff.
Then a MATURE category one.
The final one is a ROMANCE story with a HALLOWEEN theme.

Could these stories be a hint from Manu? i think so! So my suggestion for all potential 2008 HALLOWEEN CONTEST authors is to write a story with some steamy girl on girl scenes. Then put it in the ROMANCE category for the highest score.


I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins have their own Halloween contest…but in theirs all the votes are counted….[/size]

OMG, you're right! The vast gay and lesbian conspiracy had requested five out of five. WTF. We need to get that fixed ASAP!

 

[scouries]

QUOTE lesbo mom OMG, you're right! The vast gay and lesbian conspiracy had requested five out of five. WTF. We need to get that fixed ASAP

How many bloody LESBIANS live in AHland anyway? You think you’ve seen them all and then out pops another one. Who is this babe?

I just report the facts honey, I’m not editorializing on them.

And why does every lezzie seem to have a chip on her shoulder anyway? Live and let live is my motto. If someone doesn’t like Mr Penis so what? Let her live her sad life whatever way she chooses to. Two consenting adults should be able to do whatever they want, whenever they want.

Unless it’s really, really, really perverted (like some of the things danikat writes about). That’s where I draw the line!

Mind you that doesn’t include bringing innocent babies into the world… that a completely different story…

Nice Av by the way. Still, it’s weird that you use a straight babes pic for your Av.

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]there is no such thing as a lesbian Dolphin….[/size]

 

[Daniellekitten]

Well at least I don't feel the need to fuck my brothesr or my father. I guess it's just my good Catholic upbringing that finds the thought of fucking my own father sick and deviant...kind of like Jimbo here.

 

[Guest]

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[Safe_Bet]

Well at least I don't feel the need to fuck my brothers or my father. I guess it's just my good Catholic upbringing that finds the thought of fucking my own father sick and deviant...kind of like Jimbo here.

Oh, I didn't realize, cuz like everyone else in the world, I have never read his stories past the first paragraph (way too poorly written for my tastes).

But I'm still confused. I didn't think he wrote incest stories. I though all of his stuff was like "Mr. Penis meets Rosie Palm Scouries." Hmmm, I guess that is incest isn't it?


P.S. DK. Love YOUR stories. Too good.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Thank you. I'm glad to hear it. I met Jimbo when he wrote a story called Finding Danielle. I was flattered because he said he read my work and it inspired him. But no, what he writes is not something I want to be an inspiration too.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

God bless this thread.

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I think you need to add me to your list of mentally challenged. I don't know why I continue to write for this web site. Surely, I need to have my head examined. I must love to have my stories bashed and all my hard work destroyed by a select few who certainly should be on your list of mentally challenged, as well.

Besides, aren't all writers crazy? C'mon, seriously. Who in their right minds would devote hours, days, weeks, months, and years of their time to writing words.

This writing is nutty behavior. Why do we do it? We have no choice. We are cursed. Good or bad writers, we all have that same feeling that we must and are compelled to sit and write.

I respect every writer on here and I wish those who bash me and my stories would give me the same courtesy and respect that I give them by not bashing their stories.

Yet, I volunteer to be added to your list. I am mentally challenged to have written and submitted so much of my time and so much of me in my stories. I am an open book.

It wasn't appreciated. None of it. All of that hard work and time that I spent was not appreciated by the readers or even by management.

Yeah, I've had my successes. There have been some readers who have given some of my stories glowing praises, but those are few and far in between. Most of my comments are from people who should be listed on your mentally challenged list. Matter of fact, your list should be several pages long from what I have observed from the behavior of many of the readers and writers here.

For those who have ever bashed a story, for those who have ever given a disrespectful comment, and for those who have hatred in your heart, I want you to go right now and open my Boston Halloween Massacre story and give me a 5 vote and make a glowing comment.

No, surely, this five vote and this glowing comment is not for me. You misunderstand my noble intention if you think that I am self-serving in this act of kindness.

By you opening up my Boston Halloween Massacre story and by you giving me a 5 vote and a glowing praise, it will remove all the bad things that you have done in the past. It will purge your soul and cleanse your conscience. I assure you that it will work and you will feel better doing it.

Trust me. What do you have to lose? Go ahead now, open up my Boston Halloween Massacre story, give me a 5 vote, and make a glowing comment. Surely, as evidence, I have nothing to gain from your 5 vote or from your glowing praise. This story is not entered in a contest. I am unselfishly doing this for your own good. I am here to help you and am willing to sacrifice my story to do that.

Please, there is no need to thank me. Helping you is thanks enough. In this regard, I am your public servant. Use me to save yourself.

Now, open my story, Boston Halloween Massacre, vote 5, and writing what you feel. Trust me, you will know what to write as soon as you vote your 5. Goodness and kindness will take over you and you will be one with the universe. Suddenly, you will be enlightened.

God bless this thread. I feel cleansed.

 

[PrincessErin]

.....

 

[sarahhh]

Well at least I don't feel the need to fuck my brothesr or my father. I guess it's just my good Catholic upbringing that finds the thought of fucking my own father sick and deviant...kind of like Jimbo here.

If you are so totally disgusted with Incest FICTION, why hang your shingle here where Incest is such a big seller? Or SOL? I suggest you make your wonderful Romance and NonHuman stories available exclusively on a site like LustyLibrary that does not accept Incest FICTION.

 

[Safe_Bet]

QUOTE lesbo mom OMG, you're right! The vast gay and lesbian conspiracy had requested five out of five. WTF. We need to get that fixed ASAP

How many bloody LESBIANS live in AHland anyway? You think you’ve seen them all and then out pops another one. Who is this babe?

I just report the facts honey, I’m not editorializing on them.

And why does every lezzie seem to have a chip on her shoulder anyway? Live and let live is my motto. If someone doesn’t like Mr Penis so what? Let her live her sad life whatever way she chooses to. Two consenting adults should be able to do whatever they want, whenever they want.

Unless it’s really, really, really perverted (like some of the things danikat writes about). That’s where I draw the line!

Mind you that doesn’t include bringing innocent babies into the world… that a completely different story…

Nice Av by the way. Still, it’s weird that you use a straight babes pic for your Av.

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]there is no such thing as a lesbian Dolphin….[/size]

Here ya go! Like this Av better? BTW, of course there aren't any lesbian Dolphins. They are all gay men. Now the dolphin cheerleaders are another story. I hear that THEY are finger licking good!

 

[Daniellekitten]

If you are so totally disgusted with Incest FICTION, why hang your shingle here where Incest is such a big seller? Or SOL? I suggest you make your wonderful Romance and NonHuman stories available exclusively on a site like LustyLibrary that does not accept Incest FICTION.

Sarah, Sarah, Sarah...I'd shake my head in pity at you, but, I really think you get enough of that. I wouldn't post another story at LustyLibrary to save my life. Anyone who tries to use someone else's work the way that site does and won't take it down when there's a chance for the author to actually sell it, well, that's not the place for me. I think maybe you should stay over there though. Maybe it would teach you how to write a story where you don't have to cry out...fuck me daddy! would do you some good.

 

[scouries]

QUOTE sarahhh If you are so totally disgusted with Incest FICTION, why hang your shingle here?

Her brother, father, sister (serena ), uncle, cousin, grandmother… made her do it….

Dear dk No matter how “challenged” your posts seem, and even if the ScouriesWorld computer continues to spit your name out, rest assured young lady that you will never be placed on the [size=+2]MENTALLY CHALLENGED “SCOURIES THREAD” POSTERS LIST[/size].

I used a scourian manual overdrive to protect you.

With you being a former #1 MOST FAVORITE AUTHOR and having once been AUTHOR OF THE YEAR I felt I’d give you this small courtesy and protect you from my computer’s impersonal, mechanical gaze.

QUOTE dk I guess it's just my good Catholic upbringing…

Why is it that it’s the Catholics who are always the most fucked up about sex?

As to your sexual activity with your family members: First off it must be difficult for you to remember given that you seem to come up with another danikat brother or sister or cousin every second week. You’ve got “repressed memory syndrome” about who actually is in your family let alone whether you’ve slept with them!

And besides I know you did sleep with your big sister serena[ during your youth. She once reported how you used to slip into her bed during those long Michigan winter nights. Your little curious teenage fingers groping under sis’s pj’s... (I'd write the story but you guys were too young at the time)

And then what about the camping trip you went on with your uncle up into the upper peninsula? You know, the nut in the Michigan Militia?

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]dk once dove in with a bunch of Dolphins – she ate more fish that day than she usually eats in a years worth of Fridays…[/size]

 

[scouries]

freddieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....

[SIZE=+2]Freddie!!!!!! [/size]

Of course you’re crazy! But that doesn’t mean you are a “Mentally Challenged Poster”. In fact before we unleashed the program on the general public we ran 100 of your craziest posts through the machine and you came up clean. Unbalaced yes! Nuts yes!

But you’ll always be able to post in [size=+2]ScouriesWorld[/size]

I guarantee it!

And hey man, I gave you a [size=+2]5[/size] both yesterday and today. The story is starting to rock man.

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins are going to whip the Patriots now that wimp Brady has given up for the year...[/size]

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

[SIZE=+2]Freddie!!!!!! [/size]

Of course you’re crazy! But that doesn’t mean you are a “Mentally Challenged Poster”. In fact before we unleashed the program on the general public we ran 100 of your craziest posts through the machine and you came up clean. Unbalaced yes! Nuts yes!

But you’ll always be able to post in [size=+2]ScouriesWorld[/size]

I guarantee it!

And hey man, I gave you a [size=+2]5[/size] both yesterday and today. The story is starting to rock man.

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins are going to whip the Patriots now that wimp Brady has given up for the year...[/size]

"Uhm...thank you...I think."

 

[scouries]

try mr penis... you just mike like him....

QUOTE lesbo mom Now the dolphin cheerleaders are another story. I hear that THEY are finger licking good!

That is soooooo, soooooo, sooooooo sick!

You can bet your last dollar that every potential Dolphin cheerleader is given the Mr Big Penis test before they’re allowed to touch a pom pom. Dan Marino and Don Shula test drive every single one of them…

Do you really believe that these girls are gay? Click on these beauties...

[size=+2]Cheerleaders!!!!​

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Your new Av is much better…. NOT

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]every Dolphin cheerleaders love dick….[/size]

 

[Daniellekitten]

QUOTE sarahhh If you are so totally disgusted with Incest FICTION, why hang your shingle here?

Her brother, father, sister (serena ), uncle, cousin, grandmother… made her do it….

Dear dk No matter how “challenged” your posts seem, and even if the ScouriesWorld computer continues to spit your name out, rest assured young lady that you will never be placed on the [size=+2]MENTALLY CHALLENGED “SCOURIES THREAD” POSTERS LIST[/size].

I used a scourian manual overdrive to protect you.

With you being a former #1 MOST FAVORITE AUTHOR and having once been AUTHOR OF THE YEAR I felt I’d give you this small courtesy and protect you from my computer’s impersonal, mechanical gaze.

QUOTE dk I guess it's just my good Catholic upbringing…

Why is it that it’s the Catholics who are always the most fucked up about sex?

As to your sexual activity with your family members: First off it must be difficult for you to remember given that you seem to come up with another danikat brother or sister or cousin every second week. You’ve got “repressed memory syndrome” about who actually is in your family let alone whether you’ve slept with them!

And besides I know you did sleep with your big sister serena[ during your youth. She once reported how you used to slip into her bed during those long Michigan winter nights. Your little curious teenage fingers groping under sis’s pj’s... (I'd write the story but you guys were too young at the time)

And then what about the camping trip you went on with your uncle up into the upper peninsula? You know, the nut in the Michigan Militia?

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]dk once dove in with a bunch of Dolphins – she ate more fish that day than she usually eats in a years worth of Fridays…[/size]

You're really stooping to a new low in patheticism, even for you Jimbo. Say what you will, we all know who the sicko is, and who his stupid whore is. Life must really suck for you down there in Florida, Jimbo. I mean, how else could this thread get so sickening and where do you come up with some of your ideas. Does your walmart door greeter job not pay you enough? Maybe you should retire and stick to social security, maybe then oogling young mothers that come into Walmart won't cause you to have these rants. I would sure hate to have to complain to the management again about your actions on the job...

 

[Safe_Bet]

QUOTE lesbo mom Now the dolphin cheerleaders are another story. I hear that THEY are finger licking good!

That is soooooo, soooooo, sooooooo sick!

You can bet your last dollar that every potential Dolphin cheerleader is given the Mr Big Penis test [...]

That's true. They look at both inches of "Mr. Big Penis", laugh their asses off and then go french kiss their girlfriends. Now the players, THEY think you're cute as hell!

[...] Dan Marino and Don Shula test drive every single one of them…[...]

Got a little typo there hun. What you should have typed was "Dan Marino and Don Shula drive each OTHER". They are Dolphins. They discuss redecorating their locker room during half time. They are gay. Watch for the BIG smiles the next time they pat each other on the ass if you don't believe me!

Do you really believe that these girls are gay? Click on these beauties...

Wanna see MY pictures of them naked and munching on each other? Nah, probably not. You'd see just how much they loved doing it!
(hmmm, I thought I threw away this pic of Scouries mom in bed with three other chicks...)

every Dolphin cheerleaders love dick….

True again! They just like when it is a big plastic one strapped to one of their fellow lesbians.

 

[Daniellekitten]

That's true. They look at both inches of "Mr. Big Penis", laugh their asses off and then go french kiss their girlfriends. Now the players, THEY think you're cute as hell!



Got a little typo there hun. What you should have typed was "Dan Marino and Don Shula drive each OTHER". They are Dolphins. They discuss redecorating their locker room during half time. They are gay. Watch for the BIG smiles the next time they pat each other on the ass if you don't believe me!



Wanna see MY pictures of them naked and munching on each other? Nah, probably not. You'd see just how much they loved doing it!
(hmmm, I thought I threw away this pic of Scouries mom in bed with three other chicks...)



True again! They just like when it is a big plastic one strapped to one of their fellow lesbians.

I think I love you...lol.

 

[michchick98]

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Yeah, that's better.