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[Darkniciad]

This thread went GB hundreds of pages ago... it's a train wreck.

This thread was a train wreck on post #1 *laugh*

Actually, the GB didn't want his thread. They demanded it be swept out of the GB, which is how the AH ended up with it.

Kinda reminds me of that garbage barge reported in the news a few years back that was floating around forever, which nobody would let come ashore

Unfortunately, this one broke free and beached on our shores.

 

[michchick98]

[size=+2]7:41 p.m., Saturday, September 13, 2008
ScouriesWorldComputer HO
Miami Beach, Florida[/size]

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***ATTENTION***ATTENTION***ATTENTION***​

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THIS IS AN AUTOMATED RESPONSE GENERATED FROM [size=+3]ScouriesWorld[/size] - PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND.

WE HAVE EXAMINED YOUR POST (#4190) [size=+2]LadyStFreknBed[/size] AND REGRET WE MUST INFORM YOU THAT IT HAS BEEN DEEMED SADLY LACKING IN THE NECESSARY ELEMENTS OF A LEGITIMATE ScouriesWorld POST. ANOTHER SAD ATTEMPT AT BEING FUNNY, IT’S AN INSULT TO INTELLIGENT AHers EVERYWHERE. WE’VE ALSO IDENTIFIED YOU AS AN ALT AND THIS FACT WILL ALSO BE INCLUDED IN OUR REPORT TO THE ROYALS.

WE ALSO MUST INFORM YOU THAT YOU’VE NOW BEEN PLACED ON OUR MENTALLY CHALLENGED POSTERS LIST AND ANY FUTURE POST BY YOU ON THIS THREAD WILL BE SIMILARILY IDENTIFIED.

IF AT SOME TIME IN THE FUTURE YOU FEEL YOU’VE BECOME CLEVER ENOUGH TO AGAIN BECOME A PRODUCTIVE CONTRIBUTOR PLEASE CONTACT Miss Gabrielle L at ScouriesWorld AND SHE WILL BE DELIGHTED TO ADMINISTER AN INTELLIGENCE TEST*.

WE’D ALSO LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT A COPY OF THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN AUTOMATICALLY SENT TO:

“HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III and HER CONSORT, MANU the MAGNIFICENT”

Please be assured [size=+2] LadyStFreknBed [/size] that there is nothing personal involved here. It is our belief that each poster should go out and find his or her intellectual comfort level. It’s a belief that studies have repeatedly shown to be in the best interest of all manner of man or beast. PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS MUCH HAPPIER WHEN THEY ARE KEPT SEPERATED FROM THEIR INTELLECTUALLY SUPERIOR NEIGHBORS. We simply have computer identified you as a person who’d do much better spending your time with less intelligent people.

THANK YOU AND GOOD LUCK IN ALL YOUR FUTURE ENDEAVORS MA’AM!​

*to those of you planning on taking the test please be advised that there is a fee of $374 involved and that you can only take the test once every six months.

[SIZE=+2]MENTALLY CHALLENGED “SCOURIES THREAD” POSTERS LIST[/SIZE]
(those so far identified as such by the ScouriesWord computers)

[SIZE=+2]mr tex
miss hick
LadyStFreknBed ​

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What's the matter scouries, did you forget the password for Gabby's ID already or did she deflate again? Didn't you say it was her job to post the idiotic automated messages now? Maybe that was too complicated for her and you had to take over, although, that might be a mental challenge for you, too.

 

[Darkniciad]

What's the matter scouries, did you forget the password for Gabby's ID already or did she deflate again? Didn't you say it was her job to post the idiotic automated messages now? Maybe that was too complicated for her and you had to take over, although, that might be a mental challenge for you, too.

He can't even remember that gabby is one of his alts half the time. He listed grand_high_poobah as an "ugly alt" at one point.

He's a taco short of a combo plate.
A few peas short of a casserole.
There's a few buttons missing on his remote control.
He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
He couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

He's revealed just how much it irritates him when anyone comes around and refutes his inference that his goofy self-serving lists are "official" by threatening to put his goofy "automated response" up after people's posts.

Gotcha again, eh scouries? Nice of you to always so blatantly point out what annoys you. It makes it so much easier to prod you into mouth-foaming idiocy so that nobody is fooled by any of the B.S. you spout off

 

[scouries]

freddie rules....

QUOTE blue emu Oh, Mr Scouries, that's not very nice. You're sending poor Freddie mixed messages, he won't know whether to be happy with the 5 vote or insulted at the bashing. I knew I kept reading this thread for a reason.

Please my Aussie friend, don’t bring your war with [size=+2]Master Freddie [/size] here. Leave it in Survivalist land where it belongs. My friend from Boston knows that I have the greatest respect for both his writing and his straightforward manner. He’s not like so many of you (like that freaking babe my computer uncovered) who hide between ALTS or treacherous smiles.

He tells you what he thinks face to face. It’s a man thing that many members of the gentler (but sneakier and deadlier) sex will never understand.

I just voted a big [size=+2]5[/size] on his latest story and I’m asking you miss emu to take the time to do the same. To set aside your anger and take the first tentative step towards reconciliation. Show us that world famous “Aussie” goodwill.

And I invite every other AHer to do the same – to take just a few secs on this Sunday morning to help a fellow man. A fellow writer.

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Boston Halloween Massacre Ch. 16

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I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins love freddie ….[/size]

p.s. so where was the story published miss serena ? i'd like to read it again...

 

[Safe_Bet]

[...] [size=+2]Dolphins love freddie ….[/size][...]

Told ya the Dolphins were gay!

 

[Guest]

to our mentally challenged posters...

Hi miss hick and miss freaky lady , official MENTALLY CHALLENGED LIST MEMBERS, it’s your friend [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

Mr Scouries of course now doesn’t bother himself with your “MC” posts so unfortunately it’s fallen to me.

QUOTE miss hick Didn't you say it was her job to post the idiotic automated messages now? Maybe that was too complicated for her and you had to take over, although, that might be a mental challenge for you, too.

They’re “automated” responses you twit! Automatically identified by the computer and then, when it has time, it sends them to LITEROTICA under whichever name (scouries or grand_high_poobah) that is available. Probably a concept too complicated for your MICHIGAN bird brain but pleeeease …

QUOTE freaky lady Definitely not true. I can't even imagine why you would assume that… I have numerous…poems posted on Lit. My IQ is 86. Granted, not genius-level like ...yours but a good 30 points higher than my daughters…. Unfortunately, I'm never lucky.

I can assure you ma’am that we at ScouriesWorld make no assumptions about the lack of quality in your poems…

And we’re sorry to hear about the young girl.. maybe we should add her to the list?

Luck comes from hard work ma’am… not from creating ALTS..


QUOTE freaky lady Where's your little disclaimer Scouries? I expect to see it. You say it's an automatic response, right? So, it should immediately proceed each of my posts...

No ma’am it shouldn’t proceed each of your posts…try to think of the meaning of the word “proceed”. In the fullness of “computer time” it will follow your posts. Duh…

Gabrielle L.
freedom fighter… and
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
ALT killer…and
Handler of he “Mentally Challenged”… and
v.p. ScouriesWorld seminars…and
president, Scouries Fan Club…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
deputy art director reporting to miss (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member, Literotica royalty distribution committee…and
friend of GBers…and
director of scouriesworld translation services…and
vice-president marketing –Orgasming Centres Inc….and finally
secretary, 1000+ VOTE CLUB and 100+COMMENT CLUB
collins avenue
miami beach, florida

 

[Guest]

your av is lacking just one big thing...

QUOTE lesbo mom Told ya the Dolphins were gay!

God, the boss wasn’t kidding – you are such a slut!

Don’t you Californians have even the tiniest shred of decency in you.

You know miss lesbo there is absolutely nothing wrong with your new AV that the boss's penis couldn’t fix. It would be a perfect picture if a nice big fat prick was sliding between the open mouths of those two beauties. And don’t try to tell me those two haven’t tasted a big one before.

You can see it in their eyes…

…they’re both asking themselves, “Where is it? Hurry up Dolphin man, you’re two little supposed lesbo sweeties are soooooo hungry.”

Sorry girls, he’s with me today! I'm having him for lunch...

Gabrielle L.

 

[sr71plt]

QUOTE lesbo mom Told ya the Dolphins were gay!

God, the boss wasn’t kidding – you are such a slut!

Don’t you Californians have even the tiniest shred of decency in you.

You know miss lesbo there is absolutely nothing wrong with your new AV that the boss's penis couldn’t fix. It would be a perfect picture if a nice big fat prick was sliding between the open mouths of those two beauties. And don’t try to tell me those two haven’t tasted a big one before.

You can see it in their eyes…

…they’re both asking themselves, “Where is it? Hurry up Dolphin man, you’re two little supposed lesbo sweeties are soooooo hungry.”

Sorry girls, he’s with me today! I'm having him for lunch...

Gabrielle L.

Actually, I thought that was pretty funny. Just the turn of the phrase of it. Succinct, a nice zing to it, witty, and not all those monotonous words and eye-tiring different fonts and colors.

 

[michchick98]

Hi michchick98 and Safe_Bet, official MOST INSIGHFUL POST LIST MEMBERS, it’s your friend [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

Mr Scouries of course now just can't contain his happiness over your “MI” posts so fortunately it’s fallen to me.

They’re “automated” responses you wonderful woman! Automatically identified by the computer and then, when it has time, it sends them to LITEROTICA under whichever name (scouries or grand_high_poobah) scouries is signed into at the time. Probably a concept too complicated for my head full of hot air to really comprehend …

Luck comes from hard work ma’am… not from creating ALTS..

Well, for you, luck comes from creating alts so you can get more clicks and votes for your stories, scouries.

Gabrielle L.
blow-up doll… and
flotation device…actress…threadmaster’s back-up seat-cushion…fuck-toy…and
ALT …and
Handler of he “Most Insightful Posts”… and
v.p. ScouriesWorld alt creators…and
president, Scouries Fan Club....of which there are only two fans…and
reporter of straight facts about scouries to mr. tex…and
deputy art director reporting to the Goodyear Tire and Rubber Company…and
official committee member, Monopoly money distribution committee…and
friend of GBers even though they kicked us off their thread…and
director of scouriesworld translation services…..and
vice-president marketing – FLOTATION AND FUCKTOYS, Inc….and finally
secretary, 1000+ CLICK CLUB and 100+ ALT COMMENT CLUB
collins avenue
miami beach, florida

 

[Safe_Bet]

[...]Gabrielle L.
freedom fighter… and
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
ALT killer…and
Handler of he “Mentally Challenged”… and
v.p. ScouriesWorld seminars…and
president, Scouries Fan Club…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
deputy art director reporting to miss (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member, Literotica royalty distribution committee…and
friend of GBers…and
director of scouriesworld translation services…and
vice-president marketing –Orgasming Centres Inc….and finally
secretary, 1000+ VOTE CLUB and 100+COMMENT CLUB
collins avenue
miami beach, florida

[...]Sorry girls, he’s with me today! I'm having him for lunch...

Gabrielle L.

You forgot to add "and his right hand" to your titles - not his "right hand girl", just his right hand.

We KNOW how you will be taking care of him today, don't we! (I'd call you a jerk-off, but that would be redundant)

P.S. That's Mrs. Lesbo and BTW I don't think two chicks could share him anyway. If they share him equally each chick would only get one inch.

 

[Guest]

did robyn compliment someone? Ohhh Myyyy Gaaawd!!!!

Hi darkboy , it’s your friend [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

Due to your photoshopping wizardry and the fact that the boss has always championed the underdog, mr scouries made sure that the [size=+2]”MENTALLY CHALLENGED LIST” COMPUTER PROGRAM[/size] was designed so that he could override any “Mentally Challenged” designation it made.

And you and danikat have received the only scourian overrides issued to date.

However my dear fellow, it would be wise to remember the boss’s goodwill towards you and your “image posting” skills only goes so far. Please sir, I beg you, I don’t want any more idiots in this club that I, Gabrielle L has to manage.

Be good…or else!

Gabrielle L.
freedom fighter… and
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
ALT killer…and
Handler of he “Mentally Challenged”… and
v.p. ScouriesWorld seminars…and
president, Scouries Fan Club…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
deputy art director reporting to miss (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member, Literotica royalty distribution committee…and
friend of GBers…and
director of scouriesworld translation services…and
vice-president marketing –Orgasming Centres Inc….and finally
secretary, 1000+ VOTE CLUB and 100+COMMENT CLUB
collins avenue
miami beach, florida


p.s. thank you frick , I’m pretty sure you’re never going to make the MC list. Mind you there are a few lists you’ve made. Like….
BTW Lets all hope those horrible, hated Skins don’t get trampled too badly this aft.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Well, for you, luck comes from creating alts so you can get more clicks and votes for your stories, scouries.

 

[Guest]

QUOTE lesbo mom :caning: P.S. That's Mrs. Lesbo and BTW I don't think two chicks could share him anyway. If they share him equally each chick would only get one inch.

Actually the boss cured one of your people last week. She was from California too! A little redhead, cut butch of course, with small breasts but puffy nipples.

He cured her one inch at a time.

Inch after inch after inch after inch afer inch after inch after inch after inch until she cried "uncle".

She said she's through eating pussy! And she thinks he got her preggie...

When she left she said she was going to let her hair grow until it reached her waist. The boss plans to milk her after she's had his child...

lucky little ex lesbo...

Gabrielle L.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Please, don't do me any favors. I'd hate to think I was beholden to you for anything. Just the thought makes me nauseous.

 

[Daniellekitten]

QUOTE lesbo mom :caning: P.S. That's Mrs. Lesbo and BTW I don't think two chicks could share him anyway. If they share him equally each chick would only get one inch.

Actually the boss cured one of your people last week. She was from California too! A little redhead, cut butch of course, with small breasts but puffy nipples.

He cured her one inch at a time.

Inch after inch after inch after inch afer inch after inch after inch after inch until she cried "uncle".

She said she's through eating pussy! And she thinks he got her preggie...

When she left she said she was going to let her hair grow until it reached her waist. The boss plans to milk her after she's had his child...

lucky little ex lesbo...

Gabrielle L.

You're fucking sick. And you call my stories deviant?

 

[Safe_Bet]

QUOTE lesbo mom :caning: P.S. That's Mrs. Lesbo and BTW I don't think two chicks could share him anyway. If they share him equally each chick would only get one inch.
[...] Inch after inch after inch after inch afer inch after inch after inch after inch.[...] When she left she said she was going to let her hair grow until it reached her waist. [...]Gabrielle L.

"Inch(1) after inch(2) after inch(3) after inch(4) afer inch(5) after inch(6) after inch(7) after inch(8) until she cried "uncle"."

Hmmm. So he stuck it in & out of her eight times?

Then she had to call for somebody else to come and help get her off?

(It does make sense that after having sex with Scouries that she would give up sex forever - probably planning on hanging herself with the hair our of embarassment) .

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Mr Scouries of course now doesn’t bother himself with your “MC” posts so unfortunately it’s fallen to me.

They’re “automated” responses you twit!

Why would that be necessary if they are automatic responses as you claim?

QUOTE freaky lady Where's your little disclaimer Scouries? I expect to see it. You say it's an automatic response, right? So, it should immediately proceed each of my posts...

No ma’am it shouldn’t proceed each of your posts…try to think of the meaning of the word “proceed”. In the fullness of “computer time” it will follow your posts. Duh…

I know English must be a difficult concept for your airy self. I'll help you out:

Proceed:
to be carried on, as an action or process.
to go or come forth; issue (often fol. by from).
to arise, originate, or result (usually fol. by from).

As in his disclosure statements should immediately continue and result from my posts.

I did not say "precede" as you were implying.

 

[Darkniciad]

*Laugh* Keep up the good work, scouries. I just received yet another apology from someone who once berated me for "treating you so badly" in this thread, and for 1 bombing everything of mine.

Yet another of your few true fans turned away by the bigotry and insanity you exhibit here, directed here by one of Sarahhh's comments on your stories.

And there, everyone, is why nobody leaps to his defense here. Anyone who actually comes to this thread sees him for what he truly is, and runs away as quickly as possible.

 

[sr71plt]

BTW Lets all hope those horrible, hated Skins don’t get trampled too badly this aft.

After listening to my university team get steamrolled 42-10 last evening, I doubt the Redskins can possibly do anything more depressing today.

In fact, a half hour into the game, the Redskins are still even. At this point last night, U.Conn. already had scored twice.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Cardinals 31 - Dolphins 10

Muahahahaha!!!!​

 

[sr71plt]

Cardinals 31 - Dolphins 10

Muahahahaha!!!!​

And the Redskins won as well.

 

[starrkers]

QUOTE blue emu Oh, Mr Scouries, that's not very nice. You're sending poor Freddie mixed messages, he won't know whether to be happy with the 5 vote or insulted at the bashing. I knew I kept reading this thread for a reason.

Please my Aussie friend, don’t bring your war with [size=+2]Master Freddie [/size] here. Leave it in Survivalist land where it belongs. My friend from Boston knows that I have the greatest respect for both his writing and his straightforward manner. He’s not like so many of you (like that freaking babe my computer uncovered) who hide between ALTS or treacherous smiles.

He tells you what he thinks face to face. It’s a man thing that many members of the gentler (but sneakier and deadlier) sex will never understand.

I just voted a big [size=+2]5[/size] on his latest story and I’m asking you miss emu to take the time to do the same. To set aside your anger and take the first tentative step towards reconciliation. Show us that world famous “Aussie” goodwill.

And I invite every other AHer to do the same – to take just a few secs on this Sunday morning to help a fellow man. A fellow writer.

[size=+2]

Boston Halloween Massacre Ch. 16

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I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins love freddie ….[/size]

p.s. so where was the story published miss serena ? i'd like to read it again...

Seeing as Freddie brought "our war" here back in May without admonition from you, I shall disregard this particular posting as an aberration of your usually scrupulously fair and even handed treatment of those you allow to post here, Sir Scouries.

As to voting for Freddie's story. Already done. It wasn't a 5, but it was certainly better than he's ever given me.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Seeing as Freddie brought "our war" here back in May without admonition from you, I shall disregard this particular posting as an aberration of your usually scrupulously fair and even handed treatment of those you allow to post here, Sir Scouries.

As to voting for Freddie's story. Already done. It wasn't a 5, but it was certainly better than he's ever given me.

I don't read your stories. I've never voted for any of your stories.

You are the one who continue to bash every story of mine that posts. You really have some serious mental issues. Are they all like that from Australia? Fucked in the head or just you?

As far as starting anything, you started it over last year Survivor's Contest, not me. I'm just your patsy here for you to play your games of he said she said.

I'm done with you. I really wish you'd just leave me and my stories alone.

 

[starrkers]

I don't read your stories. I've never voted for any of your stories.

You are the one who continue to bash every story of mine that posts. You really have some serious mental issues. Are they all like that from Australia? Fucked in the head or just you?

As far as starting anything, you started it over last year Survivor's Contest, not me. I'm just your patsy here for you to play your games of he said she said.

I'm done with you. I really wish you'd just leave me and my stories alone.

I get the feeling I'm being stalked.

Morning, Freddie. Nice to see your smiling face here.

 

[sr71plt]

I get the feeling I'm being stalked.

Morning, Freddie. Nice to see your smiling face here.

I've read your stories. I've voted on your stories.

I'm even coming to Australia soon.

Watch out.