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[sarahhh]

SLUT! Sorry, just calling it like it is...

SLUT? Hey, you're the one who said you "perfectly satisfied" your husband. So what does that make you? And let me get this straight. Your husband is your cousin? I could have misremembered that. I'm not quite sure of your family lineage, what with your NonHuman obsession and all, other than you descended from an ass (but it could have been the one Jesus rode!).

 

[Daniellekitten]

SLUT? Hey, you're the one who said you "perfectly satisfied" your husband. So what does that make you? And let me get this straight. Your husband is your cousin? I could have misremembered that. I'm not quite sure of your family lineage, what with your NonHuman obsession and all, other than you descended from an ass (but it could have been the one Jesus rode!).

Sweetie, the green's beginning to show. I'm not married to any of my relatives and I don't have to beg my father to fuck me like you do. Calling me an ass or any other name just shows how jealous you actually are. Maybe if you worked more on your stories and less on your insults (pathetic as they are) you might be able to make something of yourself, other than taking out your teeth and giving all those blow jobs.

Besides, being married and making love with the person you're married to is not being slutty. I know your daddy told you that, but he's lying to you. He just doesn't wat you to contaminate a man's life. Maybe your Uncle that publishes your work will lie to you and tell you how great you are in bed. But I'm betting that the inbreeding in your family is fierce...

 

[sr71plt]

SLUT? Hey, you're the one who said you "perfectly satisfied" your husband. So what does that make you?

Is this a trick question? Isn't the answer "fulfilling marital bliss," if both are satisfied? I think of "slut" more like offering it to the whole neighborhood.

But, speaking of slut, hasn't this whole thread gotten a little slutty?

 

[sarahhh]

I think you need to add me to your list of mentally challenged. I don't know why I continue to write for this web site. Surely, I need to have my head examined. I must love to have my stories bashed and all my hard work destroyed by a select few who certainly should be on your list of mentally challenged, as well.

Besides, aren't all writers crazy? C'mon, seriously. Who in their right minds would devote hours, days, weeks, months, and years of their time to writing words.

This writing is nutty behavior. Why do we do it? We have no choice. We are cursed. Good or bad writers, we all have that same feeling that we must and are compelled to sit and write.

I respect every writer on here and I wish those who bash me and my stories would give me the same courtesy and respect that I give them by not bashing their stories.

Yet, I volunteer to be added to your list. I am mentally challenged to have written and submitted so much of my time and so much of me in my stories. I am an open book.

It wasn't appreciated. None of it. All of that hard work and time that I spent was not appreciated by the readers or even by management.

Yeah, I've had my successes. There have been some readers who have given some of my stories glowing praises, but those are few and far in between. Most of my comments are from people who should be listed on your mentally challenged list. Matter of fact, your list should be several pages long from what I have observed from the behavior of many of the readers and writers here.

For those who have ever bashed a story, for those who have ever given a disrespectful comment, and for those who have hatred in your heart, I want you to go right now and open my Boston Halloween Massacre story and give me a 5 vote and make a glowing comment.

No, surely, this five vote and this glowing comment is not for me. You misunderstand my noble intention if you think that I am self-serving in this act of kindness.

By you opening up my Boston Halloween Massacre story and by you giving me a 5 vote and a glowing praise, it will remove all the bad things that you have done in the past. It will purge your soul and cleanse your conscience. I assure you that it will work and you will feel better doing it.

Trust me. What do you have to lose? Go ahead now, open up my Boston Halloween Massacre story, give me a 5 vote, and make a glowing comment. Surely, as evidence, I have nothing to gain from your 5 vote or from your glowing praise. This story is not entered in a contest. I am unselfishly doing this for your own good. I am here to help you and am willing to sacrifice my story to do that.

Please, there is no need to thank me. Helping you is thanks enough. In this regard, I am your public servant. Use me to save yourself.

Now, open my story, Boston Halloween Massacre, vote 5, and writing what you feel. Trust me, you will know what to write as soon as you vote your 5. Goodness and kindness will take over you and you will be one with the universe. Suddenly, you will be enlightened.

God bless this thread. I feel cleansed.

Not to worry, BFW. When scouries starts his own site real soon it will be troll free. Unless the Author's Hangout philistines discover a way to post from prison.

 

[Darkniciad]

scouries can't figure out how to post an image, or use the quote button, took months to figure out the concept of clicking a smiley with the mouse to insert it in a post, and now he's going to start his own site? http://darken.0catch.com/smilies/rofl.gif

 

[Daniellekitten]

Not to worry, BFW. When scouries starts his own site real soon it will be troll free. Unless the Author's Hangout philistines discover a way to post from prison.

From Prison? You really are as delusional as he is. Does Jimbo have the power to throw someone in jail? I don't think so. Sarahhh, a little piece of advice, don't fall for his lines. He's nothing more than a dirty old man...oh wait, those are your favorite type of men, especially the old part.

 

[scouries]

diego the dolphin....

QUOTE cannuck princess But what if your story only deserves a 3 or a 4? Why are you assuming that your story "deserves" a 5. I know for a fact that it doesn't deserve a 1. Anyone who puts effort into a story should get at least a 2 or a 3. Shouldn't you ask that your readers vote your stories honestly. That way you would know the true worth of your stories.

I didn’t even know there were Canadian princesses. No wonder Gabby’s mom is pissed off at the English.

I gotta say [size=+2]Freddie [/size] that I’m afraid you didn’t get a [size=+2]5[/size] from our Canadian friend.

QUOTE lesbo mom :caning: "Dan Marino and Don Shula … are gay…They just like when it is a big plastic one…

This could be the most disgusting post ever posted on the scouries thread. This makes the filth that people like dk, darkboy, scribbled, cloudy, Just_Legal, Shitting Bull, Fat Dino, etc. etc. have posted here in he past look positively….

I’d suggest ma’am that you check out Ashley’s profile video and see what she says about Diego the Dolphin. Don’t you dare tell me this girl likes plastic penises….

[size=+2]Ashley and Diego the Dolphin​

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QUOTE robyn speaking of slut, hasn't this whole thread gotten a little slutty?

Now robyn, calling the kitten girls + sluts isn’t helping anything!

Dear sarahhh , I want to apologize for our little friend from Michigan – she’s clearly distraught with her recent setbacks. She’s usually much nicer than she’s shown recently. She never used to use the dirty words she’s using now (I think its serena’s fault). I’m sure it’s got something to do with menopause.


I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins kiss Miami cheerleaders….[/size]

 

[sarahhh]

From Prison? You really are as delusional as he is. Does Jimbo have the power to throw someone in jail? I don't think so. Sarahhh, a little piece of advice, don't fall for his lines. He's nothing more than a dirty old man...oh wait, those are your favorite type of men, especially the old part.

When the FBI (no, I don't mean the Female Body Inspectors) knocks on your door, remember who sent them. Me.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Dear sarahhh , I want to apologize for our little friend from Michigan – she’s clearly distraught with her recent setbacks. She’s usually much nicer than she’s shown recently. She never used to use the dirty words she’s using now (I think its serena’s fault). I’m sure it’s got something to do with menopause.

Oh please. Your insults are getting as pathetic and airheadish as hers. I always thought you could do better, I guess I was wrong. Keep your job at Walmart, Jimbo. But make sure that they don't catch you trying to pinch little girls' bottoms anymore. You know they said they'd fire you.

 

[Daniellekitten]

When the FBI (no, I don't mean the Female Body Inspectors) knocks on your door, remember who sent them. Me.

Two words to that, Sarah...you're delusional. I should have made that three. You're fucking delusional. Send them on, bitch.

 

[Safe_Bet]

[...]"Dan Marino and Don Shula … are gay…They just like when it is a big plastic one…[/I]

This could be the most disgusting post ever posted on the scouries thread. This makes the filth that people like dk, darkboy, scribbled, cloudy, Just_Legal, Shitting Bull, Fat Dino, etc. etc. have posted here in he past look positively….

Hey Scouries I am REALLY sorry! I didn't mean to "Out" you"! Honest! And don't worry about your mom finding out - she already knows. She told the three of us the other night when she was in bed giving us a quick munch!


I’d suggest ma’am that you check out Ashley’s profile video and see what she says about Diego the Dolphin. Don’t you dare tell me this girl likes plastic penises….

Your right! She's the chick that gave me my new Av! She GREATLY prefers the feel of my fist in her!


[...] [size=+2]Dolphins kiss Miami cheerleaders….[/size]

and Miami cheerleaders FUCK lesbians!

P.S. Is it true what I heard Scouries? They are changing the Dolphin colors to pink?

 

[scouries]

QUOTE darkboy scouries can't figure out how to post an image, or use the quote button, took months to figure out the concept of clicking a smiley with the mouse to insert it in a post, and now he's going to start his own site?

Fuck, frick (robyn) tries to start trouble between yours truly and the girls, and then, what do you know, frack can’t resist either.

I’m the executive type – I see the big picture - I don’t do the little technical jobs. I write the best sellers, I don’t set the type or design the covers.

And here I was ready to offer you a job as “picture expert” at the ScouriesWorld Computer division based on your photoshopping expertise.

It would have been a win-win-win situation. You’d make a few bucks, I wouldn’t have to learn about posting pics, and since I’d keep you so busy the LITEROTICA reading public would be spared….

Shit, it was probably a bad idea anyway; you probably don’t like cheerleaders either…

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]every Dolphins can’t post images either….[/size]

 

[Daniellekitten]

Aren't you behind on writing your own comments and clicking that view button so that you can up those totals again?

 

[scouries]

danny your jealousy is starting to show again...

QUOTE lesbo mom :caning: She's the chick that gave me my new Av! She GREATLY prefers the feel of my fist in her!

Don’t we have a forum board made especially for you people? BDSM Café or something?

I’m trying to jump from one College football game to the next while also watching Baseball and trying to keep Gabby happy… and this poor sweet innocent thing is being exposed to FISTING? On a Saturday afternoon? We need this? We pay our taxes to be harassed by West Coast pre-verts?

QUOTE lesbo mom and Miami cheerleaders FUCK lesbians!

In your dreams honey!!!! We’re not Californians.

At least the Wolverines are getting creamed (something you don’t get from fists). It’s too bad I also hate Notre Dame.

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins give good nose….[/size]

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

I’m trying to jump from one College football game to the next while also watching Baseball and trying to keep Gabby happy… and this poor sweet innocent thing is being exposed to FISTING?

I'm sure Gabby's not used to being exposed to much of anything except your hot air.

 

[Daniellekitten]

I don't have any need to feel jealous of you or of your skanky ho. Once more, you're wrong.

 

[scouries]

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[size=+2]7:41 p.m., Saturday, September 13, 2008
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THIS IS AN AUTOMATED RESPONSE GENERATED FROM [size=+3]ScouriesWorld[/size] - PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND.

WE HAVE EXAMINED YOUR POST (#4190) [size=+2]LadyStFreknBed[/size] AND REGRET WE MUST INFORM YOU THAT IT HAS BEEN DEEMED SADLY LACKING IN THE NECESSARY ELEMENTS OF A LEGITIMATE ScouriesWorld POST. ANOTHER SAD ATTEMPT AT BEING FUNNY, IT’S AN INSULT TO INTELLIGENT AHers EVERYWHERE. WE’VE ALSO IDENTIFIED YOU AS AN ALT AND THIS FACT WILL ALSO BE INCLUDED IN OUR REPORT TO THE ROYALS.

WE ALSO MUST INFORM YOU THAT YOU’VE NOW BEEN PLACED ON OUR MENTALLY CHALLENGED POSTERS LIST AND ANY FUTURE POST BY YOU ON THIS THREAD WILL BE SIMILARILY IDENTIFIED.

IF AT SOME TIME IN THE FUTURE YOU FEEL YOU’VE BECOME CLEVER ENOUGH TO AGAIN BECOME A PRODUCTIVE CONTRIBUTOR PLEASE CONTACT Miss Gabrielle L at ScouriesWorld AND SHE WILL BE DELIGHTED TO ADMINISTER AN INTELLIGENCE TEST*.

WE’D ALSO LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT A COPY OF THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN AUTOMATICALLY SENT TO:

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Please be assured [size=+2] LadyStFreknBed [/size] that there is nothing personal involved here. It is our belief that each poster should go out and find his or her intellectual comfort level. It’s a belief that studies have repeatedly shown to be in the best interest of all manner of man or beast. PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS MUCH HAPPIER WHEN THEY ARE KEPT SEPERATED FROM THEIR INTELLECTUALLY SUPERIOR NEIGHBORS. We simply have computer identified you as a person who’d do much better spending your time with less intelligent people.

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[Daniellekitten]

Then shouldn't you be on that list also, Jimbo.

 

[starrkers]

[SIZE=+2]Freddie!!!!!! [/size]

Of course you’re crazy! But that doesn’t mean you are a “Mentally Challenged Poster”. In fact before we unleashed the program on the general public we ran 100 of your craziest posts through the machine and you came up clean. Unbalaced yes! Nuts yes!

But you’ll always be able to post in [size=+2]ScouriesWorld[/size]

I guarantee it!

And hey man, I gave you a [size=+2]5[/size] both yesterday and today. The story is starting to rock man.

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins are going to whip the Patriots now that wimp Brady has given up for the year...[/size]

Oh, Mr Scouries, that's not very nice. You're sending poor Freddie mixed messages, he won't know whether to be happy with the 5 vote or insulted at the bashing.

I knew I kept reading this thread for a reason.

 

[Daniellekitten]

It is kind of funny, now isn't it?

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

WE’VE ALSO IDENTIFIED YOU AS AN ALT

Definitely not true. I can't even imagine why you would assume that I'm an ALT for someone else. If you took a minute to check, you'd see I have numerous stories and poems posted on Lit.

AND THIS FACT WILL ALSO BE INCLUDED IN OUR REPORT TO THE ROYALS.

and I'm sure they'll laugh even harder than I did.

WE ALSO MUST INFORM YOU THAT YOU’VE NOW BEEN PLACED ON OUR MENTALLY CHALLENGED POSTERS LIST AND ANY FUTURE POST BY YOU ON THIS THREAD WILL BE SIMILARILY IDENTIFIED.

*curtsy* Thank you! Thank you!
Having you deem me as deviant from you could only benefit me. I'll hold you to your word and expect every post I make on this thread to be followed by your little disclosure statement.

IF AT SOME TIME IN THE FUTURE YOU FEEL YOU’VE BECOME CLEVER ENOUGH TO AGAIN BECOME A PRODUCTIVE CONTRIBUTOR PLEASE CONTACT Miss Gabrielle L at ScouriesWorld AND SHE WILL BE DELIGHTED TO ADMINISTER AN INTELLIGENCE TEST*.

I'll save *her* the trouble. My IQ is 136. Granted, not genius-level like my daughter's, but no doubt a good 30 points higher than yours.

WE’D ALSO LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT A COPY OF THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN AUTOMATICALLY SENT TO:

“HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III and HER CONSORT, MANU the MAGNIFICENT”

LMAO Good! I hope they get so annoyed with you that they ban you from the site. Unfortunately, I'm never that lucky.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Oh, Mr Scouries, that's not very nice. You're sending poor Freddie mixed messages, he won't know whether to be happy with the 5 vote or insulted at the bashing.

I knew I kept reading this thread for a reason.

Don't be silly! Of course, he'll be insulted. He's always insulted, whether it's warranted or not.

Where's your little disclaimer Scouries? I expect to see it. You say it's an automatic response, right? So, it should immediately proceed each of my posts...

 

[starrkers]

Don't be silly! Of course, he'll be insulted. He's always insulted, whether it's warranted or not.

Where's your little disclaimer Scouries? I expect to see it. You say it's an automatic response, right? So, it should immediately proceed each of my posts...

Not necessarily, Lady. He thinks of scouries as a friend - even babysat his thread for him. And now his idol is kicking him while he's down, saying he's unbalanced and nuts, but patting him at the same time.

But then, you could be right. He called me a friend once too.

 

[Darkniciad]

Don't be silly! Of course, he'll be insulted. He's always insulted, whether it's warranted or not.

Where's your little disclaimer Scouries? I expect to see it. You say it's an automatic response, right? So, it should immediately proceed each of my posts...

Give the computer time to catch up, it's busy clicking all of his stories, voting on them, and creating cookie-cutter anonymous comments to perpetuate his illusion that he doesn't write grammar-challenged, plotless, characterization deficient, leaning-on-the-crutch-of-taboo tripe.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

But, speaking of slut, hasn't this whole thread gotten a little slutty?

This thread went GB hundreds of pages ago... it's a train wreck.