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[alabama]

If that guy's penis was any shorter it'd have been his bellybutton.

Hahahaha

I'm sorry, I was busy looking at the lady.

I look at both so I expect to get double the pleasure. You should try it.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

If that guy's penis was any shorter it'd have been his bellybutton.

I'm sure he'd be glad to know that you're concerned.

 

[Marxist]

I'm sorry, I was busy looking at the lady.

She looked like she was giving a lap dance, not fucking.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

I look at both so I expect to get double the pleasure. You should try it.

Point taken. It's not a necessary condition, though.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

She looked like she was giving a lap dance, not fucking.

I like shitty porn. Now that that's settled, go find your own.

 

[Marxist]

I like shitty porn. Now that that's settled, go find your own.

Next time recommend porn that doesn't involve a guy recruited from a BallPark Frank commercial.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Next time recommend porn that doesn't involve a guy recruited from a BallPark Frank commercial.

I recommend whatever the fuck I want. Sorry that it didn't live up to your homosexual fantasies. Next time say no to the guy pointing the gun at your head.

 

[Leeboytoy]

http://www.tube8.com/amateur/amateur-treesome,-double-penetration/49490/

I love it.

 

[Marxist]

I recommend whatever the fuck I want. Sorry that it didn't leave up to your homosexual fantasies. Next time say no to the guy pointing the gun at your head.

Wow.

You're very angry.

I take it you're short on the stick too?

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Wow.

You're very angry.

I take it you're short on the stick too?

That, and I'm missing one nut.

 

[Marxist]

That, and I'm missing one nut.

On an up note, I bet your jeans fit well.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

I manage. I appreciate the concern, though.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

You have to go to the front page of the site first and provide a birthdate, then click the preview link on the next page.

Got it. Damn, her pussy's pretty....bottomless.

He's got a small weenie.

But she said he had..."such a big cock." Maybe it was her pussy that was small?

She was nice, average-pretty and deliciously slutty. But I wish she had taken off all her clothes. She had a belly, but it was sexy.

 

[isthisdesire]

A bit too long, but I kinda dig this one.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=c282bc92be868ce28a32

how in satan's glorious name did that guy get that girl to agree to be fucked by him?

ew. she's hawt, though.

 

[Marxist]

how in satan's glorious name did that guy get that girl to agree to be fucked by him?

ew. she's hawt, though.

He said he was a celebrity.

 

[isthisdesire]

He said he was a celebrity.

lmao.

I had no idea that laughing aloud at 8 AM was even physically possible.

p.s. answer my last email, fucker.

 

[Marxist]

lmao.

I had no idea that laughing aloud at 8 AM was even physically possible.

Can I come over and watch the girls jiggle?

I got jokes.

 

[isthisdesire]

Can I come over and watch the girls jiggle?

I got jokes.

they don't wake up til at least ten.

 

[Marxist]

they don't wake up til at least ten.

I'll buy 'em a cup of coffee.

 

[isthisdesire]

I'll buy 'em a cup of coffee.

that sounds so good right now. don't get my hopes up. er, don't get my breast's hopes up.

 

[Marxist]

that sounds so good right now. don't get my hopes up. er, don't get my breast's hopes up.

I'll be over in about 10 minutes.

 

[isthisdesire]

I'll be over in about 10 minutes.

stop it, you lie. also, I am not dressed.

 

[Marxist]

stop it, you lie. also, I am not dressed.

Not lying.

And you won't need the clothing, doll.

 

[isthisdesire]

Not lying.

And you won't need the clothing, doll.

right right. come enjoy my morning breath.

 

[Marxist]

right right. come enjoy my morning breath.

Don't try and deter me now.