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FFOTS4Life said:
Apparently Gracie's math abilities strengthen when she is drunk....silly Gracie...we aren't all as amazing as you...:rolleyes:

Happy slumber professorquixote!
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Nothing strengthens my math ability.

We were supposed to ask PQ questions. There was no rules about knowing the answer to the questions we ask.

That reminds me of a joke.

A lawyer and a blonde end up sitting next to eachother on a plane. The lawyer decides to have some fun with the blonde.

"Let's play a game." he says. "I'll ask you a question. If you don't know the answer you give me 1 dollar. Then you ask me a question, if I don't know it I'll give you a dollar."

The blonde just wants to nap and turns him down. The lawyer keeps bugging her, and figuring he's EASILY the smarter, ups the anty. "Ok, if I don't know the question I'll give you 100 dollars, if you don't know the question, you still only have to give me 1."

Realizing he's NOT going to leave her alone, the blonde agrees to the game.

"How far is it from here to the moon." the lawyer asks. The blonde shrugs, opens her bag and gives him a dollar.

"what walks up the hill on two feet, but down the hill on three." the blonde asks.

the lawyer thinks and thinks. He gets on his computer and looks it up, calls all his friends, and finally has to concede doesn't know the answer. He wakes the blonde (who fell asleep while he was trying to figure out the answer) and gives her a 100 dollar bill. The blonde tucks it into her purse and curls up to go back to sleep.

"Wait!" The lawyer says. "What's the answer."

Sighing, the blonde opens her purse and hands him another dollar.
 
graceanne said:
Nothing strengthens my math ability.

We were supposed to ask PQ questions. There was no rules about knowing the answer to the questions we ask.

That reminds me of a joke.

A lawyer and a blonde end up sitting next to eachother on a plane. The lawyer decides to have some fun with the blonde.

"Let's play a game." he says. "I'll ask you a question. If you don't know the answer you give me 1 dollar. Then you ask me a question, if I don't know it I'll give you a dollar."

The blonde just wants to nap and turns him down. The lawyer keeps bugging her, and figuring he's EASILY the smarter, ups the anty. "Ok, if I don't know the question I'll give you 100 dollars, if you don't know the question, you still only have to give me 1."

Realizing he's NOT going to leave her alone, the blonde agrees to the game.

"How far is it from here to the moon." the lawyer asks. The blonde shrugs, opens her bag and gives him a dollar.

"what walks up the hill on two feet, but down the hill on three." the blonde asks.

the lawyer thinks and thinks. He gets on his computer and looks it up, calls all his friends, and finally has to concede doesn't know the answer. He wakes the blonde (who fell asleep while he was trying to figure out the answer) and gives her a 100 dollar bill. The blonde tucks it into her purse and curls up to go back to sleep.

"Wait!" The lawyer says. "What's the answer."

Sighing, the blonde opens her purse and hands him another dollar.
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Haha! Lucky I can appreciate good blonde jokes....or I might be offended :rolleyes:
 
FFOTS4Life said:
Haha! Lucky I can appreciate good blonde jokes....or I might be offended :rolleyes:
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It's not a blonde joke. It's a lawyer joke. Dumb-ass lawyer didn't specify that she know the answer to the question. AND the blonde got him to leave her alone so she could nap.
 
Ha. I fell asleep.
I think I may go to bed.
don't worry though I have the flu, they'll be much more NyQuil induced thingies...
night night, loves
 
1st choice-

Menu 1

Red wine

Fresh pear and spring greens with blue cheese, honey roasted pecans and vinaigrette(1 part lemon, 1 part Dijon, honey, olive oil)

Bistro style short ribs

Honey roasted cipollini onions

Mashed red potatoes with roasted garlic

Vanilla bean crème brulee
 
2nd choice-

Menu 2

Passionfruit/mango mojitoes

Passionfruit/mango margaritas

Yucca fries with parsley aioli and pan-grilled chorizo

Avocado salad

Pan grilled mojo marinated skirt steak

Pan roasted jalapeno corn

Warm rum cake with walnuts and vanilla ice cream
 
they're the crispy ones
took my a while to perfect the recipe but I have it down.
and pecan caramelized sticky buns
 
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