"Hi" from another sick pervert

[inyourknickers]

I've been reading this site for about 9 million year and I can't believe I've never ventured into the forums ("fora", if you're picky). Anyways, I'm 32 from the UK, male and some kind of sexual degenerate if my reading list is anything to go by.

I look forward to the honour of your intimate acquaintance

==IYK==

 

[Wings27]

oh man, nothing like a sexual degenerate to quicken my pulse, I don't suppose you care to share WHAT makes you that?

 

[inyourknickers]

Well my bookmarked stories seem to be limited to watersports, crossdressing, incest, anal, but mainly under 'other' (where other = anything goes!)

Tell me more, Wings...

 

[Wings27]

More...he says more. I thought that was my line?

 

[inyourknickers]

You want more than that? Hell - you *are* sick. OK - I also love to fuck chickens

 

[Wings27]

Don't the feathers get bothersome? I would constantly be sneezing.

 

[inyourknickers]

I've got an allergy too. At least that's what I blame the swelling on

 

[Wings27]

hmm...the swelling of WHAT? Praytell.

 

[inyourknickers]

Only here two minutes and you're wanting my biography? Sheesh...

Let's just say it's 'localised' eh?

 

[Wings27]

nah, I don't want your biography...unless it's the condensed version since I need to go get some beauty sleep. they keep telling me it will work eventually, but I think they lie!

 

[inyourknickers]

I think you've got plenty of biography to be going on with as it is. I haven't slept in about 3 years, which accounts for my astonishing ugliness

 

[Wings27]

now I don't believe that for a second. I find the mind the most attractive body part anyway. Unless you have a really great "localized area" in which case, nah...still the mind. Sweet dreams and all that drivel.

 

[inyourknickers]

Thank god for that - my mind's my best feature. I'm not letting you see a pic of it at this early stage though.

Sleep tight and so on - catch you later

 

[Wings27]

<big sigh> I expected to come home to a scintilating post from you!

 

[RuneBlade]

I believe it is safe to say: I wish I was inyourknickers, Wings.

Oohhh, scintilating fail.

 

[Wings27]

Bwahahahaha, why would you want to be in my knickers when they're folded up on the floor? Hmm?

 

[RuneBlade]

Bwahahahaha, why would you want to be in my knickers when they're folded up on the floor? Hmm?

Touche, well played.

 

[Wings27]

*quick buffing my nails on my shoulder* why thank you kind sir!

 

[Werfalke]

Hi Wings,

I would love to have an encounter with an amazon.

BTW which breast did you remove?

 

[Noor]

Amazon women usually remove the right breast, unless they are left handed, of course.

I like this thread

 

[RuneBlade]

Amazon women usually remove the right breast, unless they are left handed, of course.

I like this thread

Hmm, I must have banged in sick on that day of class.

It's okay Wings, I like you JUST the way you are!

 

[Werfalke]

Amazon women usually remove the right breast, unless they are left handed, of course.

I like this thread

Thanks Noor, I was not quite sure.

Is that you on the avatar?

 

[Noor]

Thanks Noor, I was not quite sure.

Is that you on the avatar?

In a previous life, back in the 1800's

Its a painting.

(They removed their breast to make drawing a bow easier and more accurate. They shot from horseback while riding)

 

[Wings27]

Hi Wings,

I would love to have an encounter with an amazon.

BTW which breast did you remove?

Thankfully I flunked out of archery, so I didn't get so far as to remove a breast, and yes, Noor is right, the right would have been removed. My riding skills, however, are impecable.

 

[Wings27]

<big sigh> I expected to come home to a scintilating post from you!

Mr. knickers...I stand corrected, and impressed, and well, completely turned on. Thank you