What is the craziest place you have had sex?

[FFOTS4Life]

I won't lie...I lost my virginity in a church.

If I wasn't going to hell already I know for sure I am now.

So where is the craziest place you have had sex?

 

[the_mgp]

On a sack of chicken feed out the back of the poultry exhibit at the Sydney Royal Easter Show

 

[ples]

Nooooooo! how did that happen?

I won't lie...I lost my virginity in a church.

If I wasn't going to hell already I know for sure I am now.

So where is the craziest place you have had sex?

 

[Essene]

*grumble*

Lost my virginity in a cemetary. Like on someone's plot.
Please. Don't. I know, I know.

 

[FFOTS4Life]

On a sack of chicken feed out the back of the poultry exhibit at the Sydney Royal Easter Show

Wow that is interesting....must have been some hot chickens....

Nooooooo! how did that happen?

Stupid adults trusting stupid kids...what more can I say?

*grumble*

Lost my virginity in a cemetary. Like on someone's plot.
Please. Don't. I know, I know.

Wow and I thought mine was bad...

 

[Essene]

Wow and I thought mine was bad...

Um yeah. Thanks Fotsie.

 

[ples]

Virginity was lost in a gym - guess the craziest place was a lookout tower in the NW

I won't lie...I lost my virginity in a church.

If I wasn't going to hell already I know for sure I am now.

So where is the craziest place you have had sex?

 

[graceanne]

Well, once I got a small case of stinging nettle trying to find a place to have sex. We had sex in his bosses warehouse, once. I'd say that's it, though.

 

[SummerDoug]

On a balcony at the Indianapolis Museum of Art in 1977. I was 20. I was to leave Indiana for a few months over the summer to work at a friend's restaurant. My gf had driven me to Indy for my flight, but before the flight, thought we'd take in some art. She was a hippie chick, and I loved hippie chicks. She had on a long maxi dress and no panties. I think I was probably commando too. Anyway, we got a little amorous, and before you knew it, the dress was up and the zipper was down and the cock was in the pussy. And out. And in. And out. Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Oh my god, I just messed myself.

 

[FFOTS4Life]

Virginity was lost in a gym - guess the craziest place was a lookout tower in the NW

Must have been pretty hard doing the looking out while being so occupied...

Well, once I got a small case of stinging nettle trying to find a place to have sex. We had sex in his bosses warehouse, once. I'd say that's it, though.

I have had that fantasy before...the whole bosses office bit....That would be fun !

I also learned from you too pack the calamine lotion when looking for new places to explore....ouch!

 

[FFOTS4Life]

Um yeah. Thanks Fotsie.

hehe sorry!

 

[ples]

LOL - he did me from behind whilr telling me to keep a look out! what a guy!

Must have been pretty hard doing the looking out while being so occupied...



I have had that fantasy before...the whole bosses office bit....That would be fun !

I also learned from you too pack the calamine lotion when looking for new places to explore....ouch!

 

[Essene]

hehe sorry!

*laugh*

That's okay.

 

[graceanne]

I have had that fantasy before...the whole bosses office bit....That would be fun !

I also learned from you too pack the calamine lotion when looking for new places to explore....ouch!

LOL It certainly made that spot memorable. He was wearing pants, so I was only one who got it. lol

 

[FFOTS4Life]

LOL - he did me from behind whilr telling me to keep a look out! what a guy!

LOL...hmmm sounds like a real winner...of course who am I to say anything...I have had that sort of guy too...who do you think got me to have sex in a church?! haha....oh man I do regret that one...

LOL It certainly made that spot memorable. He was wearing pants, so I was only one who got it. lol

Oh lucky you......but you are right it certianly made a memory...and it was a learning experience...I hope!

 

[graceanne]

LOL...hmmm sounds like a real winner...of course who am I to say anything...I have had that sort of guy too...who do you think got me to have sex in a church?! haha....oh man I do regret that one...



Oh lucky you......but you are right it certianly made a memory...and it was a learning experience...I hope!

Well, we learned not to go back to THAT spot. Could be worse. When K was living in Texas, he and a chick he picked up in a bar were rolling around (butt ass naked) in some field and found a fire-ant farm.

I bet THAT killed the mood.

 

[ples]

I hope it wasn't at confession.....
It would be nice to re-do somethings only I find I just repeat the same old mistakes over and over and over - (of course, that is not to encourage you to visit more churches

LOL...hmmm sounds like a real winner...of course who am I to say anything...I have had that sort of guy too...who do you think got me to have sex in a church?! haha....oh man I do regret that one...



Oh lucky you......but you are right it certianly made a memory...and it was a learning experience...I hope!

 

[FFOTS4Life]

Well, we learned not to go back to THAT spot. Could be worse. When K was living in Texas, he and a chick he picked up in a bar were rolling around (butt ass naked) in some field and found a fire-ant farm.

I bet THAT killed the mood.

HAHA....LMAO!

I hope it wasn't at confession.....
It would be nice to re-do somethings only I find I just repeat the same old mistakes over and over and over - (of course, that is not to encourage you to visit more churches

LOL....yeah it would be nice...and lol no I haven't been in a church in awhile...I'm afraid I might burst into flames.

 

[SirLeo]

At A Concert

It was a Mott the Hoople concert. We were standing up in front of the stage. No undies were de rigour (sp?) back then. Karen was wearing a skirt. I hiked it up an fucked her from behind with hundreds of people dancing and swaying all around us! It was great! Many more great stories, I'll add on more later.

 

[Primalex]

The bed in my bedroom.



(Kinky places are crazy for normal persons, so normal places are crazy for kinky persons, right?)

 

[jockdom]

In a park with the minature railway passing us every so often. The old driver got a bit of a eyefull! Had to do a runner cause the old bastard called the law.
The things we do when we're young!

 

[the captians wench]

I used to blow my ex in the back seat while his mom drove us around, but that's about it.

I got a hand job in a parking lot as the club me and a couple friend would go to was closing. While the other female in the group was having her turn (before mine) some one walked up and siad "that looks like fun" *giggles*

But no actual cock in pussy sex action in odd places. Jounar promised to fix that 2 years ago....I think I'll remind him.

 

[SummerDoug]

This has been a most interesting thread. Hope it FFOTS4Life is still watching it, b/c my motive in participating is to turn you on (think your pic looks hot).

Can we grant that most of us have car stories? Those memories are hot. There was a time in my life, teens, when the car was a planned refuge for sex. But later it became a place where impulses took over, and those are the really good memories.

My best memory is from when I was 20. The girl was 16. Oops, but I said it was impulsive. We had never been together, but I had flirted with her mercilessly, and she liked it. She was a classic Penthouse Pet body type, and I told her.

It was the night before I was to leave town for awhile. We were driving someone else's huge Caddy, the car I was to deliver in Arizona three days later. I don't know why we were out together, but we were looking for someone I had to see before I left. I think I needed to get paid. We'd gone to a club to look, but to no avail. We'd been doing gf/bf things all night -- touching, holding hands, arms around one another, so the hard-on I was carrying was impossible to ignore. I think we went back to the car after checking out the club, having decided to wait there to see if this person showed up. We were in the back, and going at it. I ended up going down on her, and she came came came. I'll never forget this. She grabbed me by my ears, exhausted, and in her southern Indiana accent she said, "Some day you're going to make some one a fine husband." I beamed with pride!

We ended up back at her sister's apt., where she lived. The fuck, actually, was anti-clamactic.

Gawd, I wonder what happened to her!

Thanks for listening.

 

[Lady Reiha]

Hmm...


I think it had to be in the Parking Lot of a Ice Cream shoppe in the middle of pouring rain.. with my ex!

 

[kinkyknickers]

In a refrigerator.

No, really. I'm a chef and I actually had sex with one of my supervising chefs in a cool room when I was an apprentice. I wouldn't call it the hottest sex of my life (pun firmly intended) but raw chicken and big buckets of olives and boxes of broccoli are just such a turn on.