'Squirting' - alternatives?

[EvieRoak]

I am remarkably unaroused by the term 'squirting'. I am wondering if the wise folks here in AH would help me out: I could really, desperately, use alternatives for the word.

Thanks in advance!
- Evie R.

 

[keeblercrumb]

Amsterdam Dreams

I am remarkably unaroused by the term 'squirting'. I am wondering if the wise folks here in AH would help me out: I could really, desperately, use alternatives for the word.

Thanks in advance!
- Evie R.

A million of them.. but ummmm... just what are you describing? Can't say I have ever used "squirting" in any stories... I concur with your feelings about it....

-KC

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Like for the female fluid eruction? How about vomit?

No. Ejaculate always seemed like a nice, adult word to me. Spurt, sprit, spout, eject, shoot, jet, erupt, eruct, gush, pump...

 

[buxxxom]

Like for the female fluid eruction? How about vomit?

No. Ejaculate always seemed like a nice, adult word to me. Spurt, sprit, spout, eject, shoot, jet, erupt, eruct, gush, pump...

soak, flow, flood.....

 

[Anna_Malia75]

"released a gusher of white hot love juice"

It works for both sexes, too.

 

[keeblercrumb]

Amsterdam Dreams

soak, flow, flood.....

Can you really squirt a flood????

I don't mean you personally... well maybe I do, actually...




-KC

 

[Carnevil9]

"As Manuel the pool-boy manipulated her throbbing love button with deft strokes of his tongue, she found herself sliding over the edge of orgasm, her tangy love-sauce geysering three feet into the air...."

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I'm the opposite. Ever since a radio talk show discussed this topic when I was around 20 I have always loved the word "squirt" for this particular happening.

 

[jomar]

Spunked. As in, "Bobby Ray and Jimmy Bob spunked all over her face."

 

[john-the-author]

I'm the opposite. Ever since a radio talk show discussed this topic when I was around 20 I have always loved the word "squirt" for this particular happening.

Hear, hear, TGP! I've had the good fortune to have two lovers who were squirters. The first time this ever happened, we were missionary and pounding away excitedely, when all of a sudden we were both soaked to our >knees<. We stopped and looked at each other thinking "What the hell just happened??!?" and then exploded laughing as we realized that she'd ejaculated some huge quantity of fluid. We agreed that we'd both shower and change the sheets afterwards and finished up might wet and messy. It was very good sex! We started bringing towels to bed with us when we were having sex. It didn't always catch all the flow, but at least the bedpad didn't get soaked, too.

The other lover I'd known was a wet girl right from the start, but the first time we made love, she had crawled on top of me and started riding me... and I felt a really hot trickle of liquid pooling on my lower abdomen as she came and came and came. (She's got a G-spot like a landing pad; she says that she starts coming about 2 seconds after insertion. It's true in my experience, I'll tell yuh.)

Both of them were wonderful lovers. They trickled, oozed, ran, gushed, and, yes, squirted. They were both very tasty, too! I've been very hot for squirters ever since.

 

[Corylea]

I've heard women who ejaculate referred to as "rainmakers," which is a little flowery but still a lot nicer than "squirter."

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Hear, hear, TGP! I've had the good fortune to have two lovers who were squirters. The first time this ever happened, we were missionary and pounding away excitedely, when all of a sudden we were both soaked to our >knees<. We stopped and looked at each other thinking "What the hell just happened??!?" and then exploded laughing as we realized that she'd ejaculated some huge quantity of fluid. We agreed that we'd both shower and change the sheets afterwards and finished up might wet and messy. It was very good sex! We started bringing towels to bed with us when we were having sex. It didn't always catch all the flow, but at least the bedpad didn't get soaked, too.

The other lover I'd known was a wet girl right from the start, but the first time we made love, she had crawled on top of me and started riding me... and I felt a really hot trickle of liquid pooling on my lower abdomen as she came and came and came. (She's got a G-spot like a landing pad; she says that she starts coming about 2 seconds after insertion. It's true in my experience, I'll tell yuh.)

Both of them were wonderful lovers. They trickled, oozed, ran, gushed, and, yes, squirted. They were both very tasty, too! I've been very hot for squirters ever since.

I have never been with anyone that gushed. At least, not while they were with me. If they squirted at all from excitement they did so with other partners and never mentioned it to me.

 

[keeblercrumb]

Amsterdam Dreams

I have never been with anyone that gushed. At least, not while they were with me. If they squirted at all from excitement they did so with other partners and never mentioned it to me.

Well..... I have... but then you did state they may do it with other partners....

Actually, I don't want to interupt a thread on the ancient art cum myth of female ejactulation, but we really have NOT established that this is what the THREADMASTER (Now where did THAT come from???? Hmmmm) is asking??

He/She merely asked if there was another word for "squirt".... this COULD apply to any emission of any fluid from any source on any sex. But the very word would probably not be, as was initially postulated, particularly arousing....

So EvieRoak, to paraphrase the words of my personal hero...."What do you mean by "squirt"????????

-KC

 

[xssve]

Gushing works for me better than squirting - my new GF is a gusher BTW, zowie, I'm buying puppy training pads by the case!

 

[EvieRoak]

Holy replies, Batman! I did, in fact, mean the oft-misunderstood female ejaculation phenomenon. It is always interests me to learn of other people's reactions to the same word. I, myself, am a 'rainmaker' and was called a squirter by an ex in a very derogatory manner. I suppose he ruined the word for me, which is sad, in retrospect.

Thanks for all the suggestions so far! I like gush quite a bit as an alternative.

- Evie R.

 

[Boxlicker101]

For female ejaculation (ejillulation?) I use squirt or gush. Sometimes I refer to a man pumping semen.

 

[KLCK]

Squelch
Squick (more of a cutesy term I made up myself)
Twerp
Spout

I love the idea of a women squirting and screaming in orgasm but...does it burn if it gets in your eye's?

 

[Lady Reiha]

I say " Kittykoo time".


<.<"

 

[Carnevil9]

I'm suddenly picturing a FFFFM bukkake scene: five or six "squirter" women standing in a circle and furiously frigging themselves around a supine male, and squirting all over his face. Maybe I'll take that to the Story Ideas forum.....

 

[neonlyte]

Seep.

 

[EvieRoak]

That is quite the Dominating scene, Carnevil.

"Squick" is a term here used for the emotion after a random person cleans your windshield for $1. Your window is cleaner, but you feel dirtier for another human working so cheaply.

And I *love* ejillultion!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Squelch
Squick (more of a cutesy term I made up myself)
Twerp
Spout

I love the idea of a women squirting and screaming in orgasm but...does it burn if it gets in your eye's?

Squelsh already has a difinition
Twerp is a noun, not a verb

Otherwise, good to go.

 

[john-the-author]

That is quite the Dominating scene, Carnevil.

"Squick" is a term here used for the emotion after a random person cleans your windshield for $1. Your window is cleaner, but you feel dirtier for another human working so cheaply.

And I *love* ejillultion!

"Squick" is a word of disgust and gross-out. The following cartoon has a good squick factor:

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/babies.png

 

[john-the-author]

Actually, this one has a pretty fair squick factor, too, though for different reasons.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/road_rage.png

My favorite example of squick is from the Simpsons. When Bart is saying to Milhouse with a shudder that he walked in on his parents having sex, Milhouse says "No matter how bad it is walking in on your parents having sex, it's still not as bad as walking in on just one of them."

Ewwwww!

<squick>

 

[Boxlicker101]

That is quite the Dominating scene, Carnevil.

"Squick" is a term here used for the emotion after a random person cleans your windshield for $1. Your window is cleaner, but you feel dirtier for another human working so cheaply.

And I *love* ejillultion!

Then you should spell it correctly. It's ejillulation.