Peach trees are dumb.

[AvoidingRealWork]

We have a peach tree in our yard. It's so laden with fruit that the limbs are breaking (and this is after regular thinning).

Can you think of another species that is so obsessed with reproductive acts that it places them above health and well-being?

 

[NoJo]

We have a peach tree in our yard. It's so laden with fruit that the limbs are breaking (and this is after regular thinning).

Can you think of another species that is so obsessed with reproductive acts that it places them above health and well-being?

Peacocks tails, human brains are similar grotesque overdevelopments arising out of sexual selection

 

[rgraham666]

Aphids are born pregnant.

And there is a species of mite that is born pregnant. And the young eat the mother alive.

Mother Nature is weird.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

I suspect that peach trees are that way because we made them so. Humans are clever and manipulative that way. We probably made the peaches plumper and juicier too. Mmmm - I'm jealous.

 

[cloudy]

My pear tree is exactly the same way, and I can't give them away fast enough.

 

[Boxlicker101]

We have a peach tree in our yard. It's so laden with fruit that the limbs are breaking (and this is after regular thinning).

Can you think of another species that is so obsessed with reproductive acts that it places them above health and well-being?

Do you remember Melanie in "Gone With the Wind"? There are some women who are so anxious to become mothers that they risk their own lives. And, there are husbands who help them.

I'm not going to say any more. I see no need to turn the tread political.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Why do peaches look like pussies?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

My nectarine had so many fruit this year that, even after I took 80% of it off, the brancher broke. And the fruit was lousy, too.


So disappointed . . .

 

[Guest]

Why do peaches look like pussies?

Because this is a porn site.

 

[JagFarlane]

Why do peaches look like pussies?

"I could eat a peach all day" - Nicholas Cage in Face-Off

 

[OneLustyWench]

"I could eat a peach all day" - Nicholas Cage in Face-Off

You can eat my peaches. Wanna shake my tree?

 

[Boxlicker101]

You can eat my peaches. Wanna shake my tree?

I would LOVE to eat those peaches.

 

[iluvyou3638]

We have a peach tree in our yard. It's so laden with fruit that the limbs are breaking (and this is after regular thinning).

Can you think of another species that is so obsessed with reproductive acts that it places them above health and well-being?

pear trees. and those crabs where the male has one REALLY big claw.

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

pear trees. and those crabs where the male has one REALLY big claw.

There was a species of deer in England whose antlers got so big the males couldn't hold their heads up anymore.

("Hey, check out the rack on THAT one!")

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

Because this is a porn site.

No, THIS is a porn site.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Now I can't stop singing,

"Millions of peaches, peaches for me..."

 

[voluptuary_manque]

There was a species of deer in England whose antlers got so big the males couldn't hold their heads up anymore.

("Hey, check out the rack on THAT one!")

*Approaches lecturn, fiddles with notes, adjusts glasses on bridge of nose*

Ahem!

That turns out to be a fallacy (but not a phallusy) based on the idea that it was structured like a red deer, or what is knows in North America as an elk. However, we now know from the evidence of cave paintings tht the animal actually had a hump of additional muscle on its neck allowing for sufficient strength to hold up the enormous antlers.

Thenk yew,

 

[Boxlicker101]

Male spiders and preying mantises. They usually get eaten by their mates immediately after consummating THE ACT.

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

Male spiders and preying mantises. They usually get eaten by their mates immediately after consummating THE ACT.

If you could choose a way to go, though! At least you face death relaxed and content.

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

*Approaches lecturn, fiddles with notes, adjusts glasses on bridge of nose*

Ahem!

That turns out to be a fallacy (but not a phallusy) based on the idea that it was structured like a red deer, or what is knows in North America as an elk. However, we now know from the evidence of cave paintings tht the animal actually had a hump of additional muscle on its neck allowing for sufficient strength to hold up the enormous antlers.

Thenk yew,

Thanks for the info, VM!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Thanks for the info, VM!

Glaad tew oblige, don'tcherknow.