Bistro Bijou

[UnderYourSpell]

Leap up n down and wave your knickers in the air ooops hands .... I'm Aquarius

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Leap up n down and wave your knickers in the air ooops hands .... I'm Aquarius

Long ago I called a good friend who was an Aquarius and asked her advice, cause I was busy falling in love with an Aquarius and I needed to understand What The Hell Was Wrong With His Brain.

She laughed and said, "Honey, an Aquarius is like a pair of skis. You don't actually bother to own them, they're bulky and hard to deal with. You just go rent some whenever you need a pair."

But it was too late. I was already in love. So I married my pair of skis and now they're always falling on me when I open my closet.

bj

 

[Shankara20]

kinky sod

that I am....

 

[Shankara20]

A Cancer walked by. The man said, "Help, I'm drowning!"
The Cancer said, "But how does this affect how you feel about me?"

that is all well and good - but do you still want to see my panties?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

that is all well and good - but do you still want to see my panties?

exactly.

And yes.

Right now. And were we going for the full Brazilian today, or just the Palm Beach Landing Strip?

bj

 

[sassynyc]

The skirts arent see through lol it's a picture on the skirt!

lol You had me hook line and sinker. They were very convincing. Nah, couldn't do it. My ass attracts enough attention on its own. It would just be OD.

everyone has to be good at something

Starts mixing the wax ...


.

Honey, you are a high-octane mess. I like you.

*Raises hand.*

Now raise your hand if you miss me.

*Raises other hand*

*raises hands, and one foot*
Hi Ange.

A Pisces walked by. The man said, "Help, I'm drowning!"
The Pisces said, "I'm drowning too. We are all drowning."

Ain't it the truth?
My shoes would be ruined.
http://horoscopes.123india.com/images/pisces.gif

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I pulled myself together and went back in my chatroom tonight wasn't too bad only the two who caused the trouble ignored me ... even though one had emailed me she would speak oh well their loss but I will miss going to the room meet I was looking forward to it no way I could bluff my way through that when those two belong to the clique that I was in too

 

[UnderYourSpell]

lol You had me hook line and sinker. They were very convincing. Nah, couldn't do it. My ass attracts enough attention on its own. It would just be OD.



Honey, you are a high-octane mess. I like you.


*raises hands, and one foot*
Hi Ange.

Ain't it the truth?
My shoes would be ruined.
http://horoscopes.123india.com/images/pisces.gif

I'm supposed to be the water carrier but it's always shown as the water spiller

 

[sassynyc]

I pulled myself together and went back in my chatroom tonight wasn't too bad only the two who caused the trouble ignored me ... even though one had emailed me she would speak oh well their loss but I will miss going to the room meet I was looking forward to it no way I could bluff my way through that when those two belong to the clique that I was in too

It's still good that you faced it, and stared the monster down. You got guts girly!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

It's still good that you faced it, and stared the monster down. You got guts girly!

Thankyou I was asked why I had mellowed and didn't make an obvious rude reply! I was being quiet and not asking for trouble and it was noticed!

 

[sassynyc]

I'm supposed to be the water carrier but it's always shown as the water spiller

http://www.astrotogo.com/images/icons/54x44/white/aquarius.gif

Go forth, and spill no more.

 

[Homburg]

bra removal is an artform, as a woman I natrally have more practice but as a general hint run your thumb under the bottom edge, it will be clear where the give is, and it has the added benifit of turning me, oh i mean the bra wearer on, but I am sure you experianced men already know that

I like to slide my hands up the ripcage until my fingertips touch the edge of the bra. The fingers head outward which allows the thumbs to come up. I slide my thumb under the the bra and run a thumbnail along the bottom edge of the breast, right where it joins the ribcage. I've found that area to be sensitive and understimulated. The motion has the added advantage of keeping my hands on the ribcage so I can feel the deep breaths and shuddering this move can bring.

Well here is another one of homburgs fables, and may I say that if that ego ever goes away I will be very very sad, I can not count the number of times your ego has brightened my day, homburgs ego doing good in the world, for all humankind... hope that makes it swell just a bit

Feel free to stroke my ego all you want, shiny one. I'm sure it will swell up for you.



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Starts mixing the wax ... you hold him girls I'll rippppppppppppppppppppppppp god that would be so satisfying almost orgasmic ... now who's next ? Homb? TZ? Cheffie? Leon?

That would be a "No". I wax. I do not get waxed. And I get enough danger from the waxing I do. Wow, I can feel the evil sticky nastiness of it pulling towards my hirsute flesh. I could hear the wax grumbling and sighing in its' desire to denude my pelt.

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A Virgo walked by. The man said, "Help, I'm drowning!"
The Virgo said, "The minute you get out of there, you come to me
and I'll teach you how to swim."

Yeah, I can see this. I am one of those jump-in-and-try sorts of people though. The teaching comes after.

Is teaching some sort of Virgo thing, by the way? I know precious little about this.

 

[sassynyc]

Thankyou I was asked why I had mellowed and didn't make an obvious rude reply! I was being quiet and not asking for trouble and it was noticed!

If you decide it's worth sticking around, don't let 'em bait you. They'll ride this thing til the wheels fall off, if they can. I think you're playing your hand well thus far.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

If you decide it's worth sticking around, don't let 'em bait you. They'll ride this thing til the wheels fall off, if they can. I think you're playing your hand well thus far.

Oh it wasn't one of them said it not a word was heard from their direction it was just noticed by someone else that I had calmed down. I wasn't going to put anything in that could be misconstrued. But if anything is said I can and will drop one of them right in the shit only trouble is if I did that the whole room would be in turmoil with a lot of other people hurt and we have had enough troubles in there that split the room down the middle. Actually in a way I was involved in one of those ructions but again it was thrust upon me ... see what I mean about the catalyst?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I'm supposed to be the water carrier but it's always shown as the water spiller

That's just to show that you're generous. You share your water with everyone.

I like to slide my hands up the ripcage until my fingertips touch the edge of the bra. The fingers head outward which allows the thumbs to come up. I slide my thumb under the the bra and run a thumbnail along the bottom edge of the breast, right where it joins the ribcage. I've found that area to be sensitive and understimulated. The motion has the added advantage of keeping my hands on the ribcage so I can feel the deep breaths and shuddering this move can bring.

ahem.
*fanself*
Not that your ego needs any more help.

Yeah, I can see this. I am one of those jump-in-and-try sorts of people though. The teaching comes after.

Is teaching some sort of Virgo thing, by the way? I know precious little about this.

Virgos can be very good teachers. You can't possibly be a virgo; I LIKE you. But then, the control freak thing would be pretty easily explained.

There are Virgos who are sorta smug and unhelpful. In fact, venting about Virgos was what generated that whole piece.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

That's just to show that you're generous. You share your water with everyone.




ahem.
*fanself*
Not that your ego needs any more help.




Virgos can be very good teachers. You can't possibly be a virgo; I LIKE you. But then, the control freak thing would be pretty easily explained.

There are Virgos who are sorta smug and unhelpful. In fact, venting about Virgos was what generated that whole piece.

bj

Be nice to share 'wetness' anyways.....

 

[Angeline]

I'm a Gemini with a Red Cross lifesaving certificate. I'm sure at least one of me could help a drowning Bijou.

E-dub is a Taurus. He'd stand on the banks and stubbornly argue that you do, too, know how to swim. Of course, before he was done making his point I'd have saved us all, made dinner and left for a jazz concert.

Have I mentioned that almost my entire chart is in Gemini?

Oh, and d-maas is a Scorp. He'd totally want to know what it feels like to be drowning. But he would help. He's a very helpful poet.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I'm a Gemini with a Red Cross lifesaving certificate. I'm sure at least one of me could help a drowning Bijou.

E-dub is a Taurus. He'd stand on the banks and stubbornly argue that you do, too, know how to swim. Of course, before he was done making his point I'd have saved us all, made dinner and left for a jazz concert.

Have I mentioned that almost my entire chart is in Gemini?

Oh, and d-maas is a Scorp. He'd totally want to know what it feels like to be drowning. But he would help. He's a very helpful poet.

Geminis do tend to be just a teency bit manic.

My god, you're probably as bad as my mate. He's got SIX PLANETS in Aquarius. Lives in outer space most of the time. Air signs, lordy. Takes a lot to get them to come down and live in their bodies.

I've always had the theory that air signs tend to be kinkier than the others, for that very reason. You have to pull out whips and chains and Tarzan costumes just to get them to focus.

bj

 

[champagne1982]

You forgot the 13th solar sign, Ophiuchus, The Serpent Bearer, This would be the true rescuer (November 30 to December 17) since he's the god of healing...

For d'maas, my darling and me

Scorpio Revealed

Tell me, if a secret must be kept
is it a secret once it's shared?
No matter where you seek to hide,
I see your heart's light burning bright,
A secret kept no more.

Fools talk of love and possession
in the same breath.
Own to it now and realize,
To reveal the nature of your dreams,
is to have them come true.

You leave me flayed and raw after
the experience of your love.
Such intensity in your sting
That you burn through me
Long after you've left.

Trust me now inside your heart
where your secrets all are kept.
I promise that I will not crush
This gift of love so freely shared,
A secret kept no more.
__________________

for upbj

Cancer's Devotion

The goddess called and you
Threw your life into the fray
To be crushed.

Brave
Fool

Only you could find harmony
In being so changing
Like the moon.

Tiny
Greatness

July's child of summer awash
In the sea of confusion
You died for her.

Foolish
Bravery
________________________

for Annie

Aquarius Bright

On the other side of midnight's curtain
Enraptured by you, my harbor,
I am the ship you sail on.

Pour the star flood
Of the Milky Way
Out on the desert of our ignorance
Drowning hatred in the water bearer's
Soothing tide.

Enlighten me as I wait,
Enraptured by you, my harbour
On the other side of midnight's curtain.
______________________________

for Homburg

Virgo Doubts

Let me inside your great reserve,
Oh lover of the sun.
I want to take you far
Outside yourself.
Fear not the fading of the rose,
Or the heartbreak of another.
If truth lives
Within love's heart,
Then time will allow
Your ancient soul
To join the sun again.
Don't take all that time to analyze
What may never stir the air.
Drop your list and breathe,
Where risk exists
There's dirt here
I can use to muddy that logic.
Forgive the lesser of we two.
Permit me to,
Live up
To your expections.
Make your mark on Earth,
After you come down to it
And join me here
In heaven.
______________________________

for ee

Taurus Spring

The beauty that is Hathor's own,
Found in the blooms of May,
Is counted in the godly horde
where Zeus' son makes play.

Both Minotaur and child of Ra
You rise there in our sight.
A home of muse and pleasures
God and godess of the night.

Would that you could always be
The placid, stolid one
But bullish nature makes your heat
As fiery as the sun.

Great Taurus, eye of the sun,
We watch you in the sky,
Assured that you will always see
Foolish mortals passing by.
_______________________________

for Ange

Gemini Lost

If I tell you that in our May
We've found our twin,
Hunger will cease its gnawing
At our entrails?

My soul,
fill in the hollows and
Brighten up my day.
I have been starving.

Out in the stars
They walk hand in hand,
Two so close that life
Is eternal play.

One born alone is asked,
To walk

Forever
Searching for the one lost.
Out there.

Blessed be!
Hearts' joy will
Soar us to the heavens.

Where a twinning waits.
___________________

I have more. Lemme know which one you are .

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Champie, those are gorgeous!

Looks like a good entry for Eve's Series thread.

and, of course, the fridge. I must get a new one soon.

bj

 

[Tzara]

*Raises hand.*

Now raise your hand if you miss me.

*Raises other hand*

I'm in the midst of a big editing job. I was hoping to finish it last night but I went on an insane spree at Ebay and Etsy instead. Woohoo!

But. My hands are raised? How am I typing. Why with my bewbies of course. Primarily the left one. I'm cack-boobed.

I'd happily raise all four hands, but I'm working.

'Sides. I wouldn't have been able to find the proper accompaniment for Angie.




My apologies to e², but I am just unable to keep some smarmy mashup thingie from playing in my head of your typing technique on this. Just sayin'.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Us, Sags, are wondering what the fuss is all about. Ya'll scurry about way too much.


UYS, thank you for your flattering comment on my poem.

 

[Homburg]

ahem.
*fanself*
Not that your ego needs any more help.

I'd post those pics of my hands, but that would probably be excessive, right?

Virgos can be very good teachers. You can't possibly be a virgo; I LIKE you. But then, the control freak thing would be pretty easily explained.

There are Virgos who are sorta smug and unhelpful. In fact, venting about Virgos was what generated that whole piece.

bj

Yup, I was born in late August. Not quite close enough to be Leo, but, damn, there's a bit of Leo in me =P

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for Homburg

Virgo Doubts

Let me inside your great reserve,
Oh lover of the sun.
I want to take you far
Outside yourself.
Fear not the fading of the rose,
Or the heartbreak of another.
If truth lives
Within love's heart,
Then time will allow
Your ancient soul
To join the sun again.
Don't take all that time to analyze
What may never stir the air.
Drop your list and breathe,
Where risk exists
There's dirt here
I can use to muddy that logic.
Forgive the lesser of we two.
Permit me to,
Live up
To your expections.
Make your mark on Earth,
After you come down to it
And join me here
In heaven.
______________________________

Dude

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

A Sagittarius walked by. The man said, "Help, I'm drowning!"
The Sagittarius immediately began drawing up plans for an elaborate dock
filled with life-saving equipment.

That is too funny! That is so me. Whenever I want to do something, I spend all my time learning about it and planning it... then, I never do it. LOL

 

[Angeline]

I'd happily raise all four hands, but I'm working.

'Sides. I wouldn't have been able to find the proper accompaniment for Angie.




My apologies to e², but I am just unable to keep some smarmy mashup thingie from playing in my head of your typing technique on this. Just sayin'.

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