rgraham666
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Well, crap.
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You know, RG, this is EXACTLY the sort of thing the Arrogant Worms should consider writing a song about.
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Don't know who "he" is but .....hello Rob
....how are you today? 
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That has possibilities for a stage show of its own. The U.S. Customs finds some obscure, but constitutionally sound, regulation that allows them to forbid the Phelpses back into the country but the Canadian government issues an eviction notice and when the cult starts praying for a solution, a gigantic crack opens up along the Parallel and they all fall in. The it snaps shut! Justice is served. 
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It would really suck (for you) if US Customs let him out of the country but came up with some reason not to let him back in...
Shhhhhhhhh we told you to keep that a secret
Erm...enjoy Rob?rgraham666
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You're better off not knowing, Trish.Don't know who "he" is but .....hello Rob
I'm good.
And better after getting a from you. 
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Rob, please know that if anything untoward would happen the Bush Administration would be absolutely unforgiving and and pursue those who harmed American citizens with zeal.
Unless they duck in a cave.... then we'll invade Ontario as a distraction.
Unless they duck in a cave.... then we'll invade Ontario as a distraction.
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I'd be going to protest myself, but I've got a BDSM workshop to attend.
Looks like it will be well covered though.
And Bel? What will they invade with? Pretty much the whole of the armed forces is in Iraq and Afghanistan. And nearly at the end of their rope, logistically and in morale.
Besides, I know how to beat the U.S. in a war.
Looks like it will be well covered though.
And Bel? What will they invade with? Pretty much the whole of the armed forces is in Iraq and Afghanistan. And nearly at the end of their rope, logistically and in morale.
Besides, I know how to beat the U.S. in a war.
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Besides, I know how to beat the U.S. in a war.
Yep. Distraction.
When did the most powerful nation on earth become the equivalent of Hogsqueal from The Spiderwick Chronicles?
"I'm going to accomplish my ultimate objective and capture Osama Bin Laden. All I need to do is stay quiet and wait two minutes... OH! Saddam Bird! Delicious bird! COME HERE BIRD! YUMMY< YUMMY< YUMMY!"
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Well he should know, if anyone does. After all, Canada is the only country in the world that has been invaded by the U.S. twice and driven us back both times. So we just bought the place, instead. http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/innocent.gif
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Yea but I'm wondering if he accounted for the various wild cards that aren't actual military forces
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Keep him. Please.
But from the article:
A representative from Canadian Border Services didn't know whether the group would be stopped at the border, but said that an involvement in criminal activity, including hate crimes, would be a factor in the agency's decision on whether to let the group into the country.
He is classified as a hate group - will he even be allowed into Canada?
But if he does make it in, maybe Fool is right. Maybe the U.S. will prevent him from returning.
It could happen, right?
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Excuse me, this is sarcasm and fun.
If you want to put forth a contrasting viewpoint, you must refer to Obama as being played by Martin Short... *thumbs nose at Jag*
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He's more like Pauly Shore
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Curious George? (based on looks)
hmmmm...nope. not gonna go there. Although, based on his joke-telling history, someone else probably already has...
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This may be one of the best lines ever written in a news article.
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Someone should sneak a pound of Peruvian blow into his bag and tip off customs...It would really suck (for you) if US Customs let him out of the country but came up with some reason not to let him back in...
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Good planning, that gasmask!
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Calvinist pastor Fred Phelps, the elderly leader of tiny Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas
Odd... Baptists are usually of the Arminian/Wesleyan tradition.
Odd... Baptists are usually of the Arminian/Wesleyan tradition.
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