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Me, Myself and I, about the capitalized ego

Stella_Omega said:
the boys i mean are not refined
they go with girls who buck and bite
they do not give a fuck for luck
they hump them thirteen times a night

one hangs a hat upon her tit
one carves a cross on her behind
they do not give a shit for wit
the boys i mean are not refined

they come with girls who bite and buck
who cannot read and cannot write
who laugh like they would fall apart
and masturbate with dynamite

the boys i mean are not refined
they cannot chat of that and this
they do not give a fart for art
they kill like you would take a piss

they speak whatever's on their mind
they do whatever's in their pants
the boys i mean are not refined
they shake the mountains when they dance
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Well, will wonders never cease. Someone on Lit who's literate. Well done, that woman!
 
THROBBS said:
those are ADS to OTHER sites, twit.

And yes, quite a bit of self delusion.
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Those are ads on THIS site, penis. And, yes, quite a bit of self-delusion (as in can't see past your penis, perhaps?) And up to a couple of weeks ago, the header on this site was a naked woman being fucked three ways by a robot. :D
 
sr71plt said:
Those are ads on THIS site, penis. And, yes, quite a bit of self-delusion (as in can't see past your penis, perhaps?) :D
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Doesn't make this a "porn" site by My definition. you can't see past My penis? I can understand that.

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THROBBS said:
Doesn't make this a "porn" site by My definition. you can't see past My penis? I can understand that.
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Well, apparently someone stepped on your penis tonight and gave you a case of the mads. That not seeing it as a porn site, is, of course, your self-delusion, so this discussion gets circular awfully fast. (Actually, your AV alone makes the site porn.)
 
sr71plt said:
Well, apparently someone stepped on your penis tonight and gave you a case of the mads. That not seeing it as a porn site, is, of course, your self-delusion, so this discussion gets circular awfully fast. (Actually, your AV alone makes the site porn.)
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I do not think so. Penises are not in and of themselves pornographic.
 
THROBBS said:
I do not think so. Penises are not in and of themselves pornographic.
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Well, no, not like the ads they have on this site and what they have in their sales room and those three fucked women they ran as a header for years--no, not in comparison to those. Which brings us back to . . .
 
sr71plt said:
Assuming the book it's holding isn't upside down.
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Excuse me? I spent some time around the printing business, back in the day. All of us could read upside down . . . and backwards! Not like these pathetic digital days.
 
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which ever...

I started a new thread, because this one was about pronouns.
 
voluptuary_manque said:
Excuse me? I spent some time around the printing business, back in the day. All of us could read upside down. Not like these pathetic digital days.
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Before my time. I'm told I don't have to look at the page; I already know what's printed there. And I have naturally curly hair, too. :cattail:
 
sr71plt said:
Well, no, not like the ads they have on this site and what they have in their sales room and those three fucked women they ran as a header for years--no, not in comparison to those. Which brings us back to . . .
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back to... You are argumentative.


BTW...my AV is only pretending to read, because chicks dig a dick who reads.
 
THROBBS said:
which ever...

I started a new thread, because this one was about pronouns.
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So tell us about this prejudice you seem to have against pronouns. What's next, Throbbs, anti-adverbial advocacy?

May all your dangling participle be stomped upon.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
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People do attach a lot of importance to capitalisation. I was in a long drawn-out flamewar, years ago, and my opponent suddenly took exception to the fact that I'd stopped capitalising his handle. Which was, indeed, deliberate of me.

And I find that my ego won't let my own "I" remain uncapitalised, even though I often miss the shiftbar when I'm typing fast. :eek:
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
So tell us about your prejudice against pronouns, Throbbs. What's next, adverbs? May your dangling participle be stomped on.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
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I think you misunderstood my reason for starting the new thread. Not surprising, considering my poor writing. I had been effectively highjacking a perfectly good and interesting thread on pronouns. I took my quibbling elsewhere.
 
THROBBS said:
I think you misunderstood my reason for starting the new thread. Not surprising, considering my poor writing. I had been effectively highjacking a perfectly good and interesting thread on pronouns. I took my quibbling elsewhere.
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Surely, you don't expect us to believe logic and consideration for others motivated your actions? What sort of AH poster would do something sane and sensible like that? ;)

(How've you been Throbbs?)

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
Surely, you don't expect us to believe logic and consideration for others motivated your actions? What sort of AH poster would do something sane and sensible like that? ;)

(How've you been Throbbs?)

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
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I'm ok, thanks... and you?

Well obliviously, I entered this thread with no good intentions.
 
THROBBS said:
I'm ok, thanks... and you?

Well obliviously, I entered this thread with no good intentions.
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Obliviously!

I'm healing up from eye and back surgery a couple months ago. So far, so good. Don't recall if I ever gave you a pat on your pointy little head for your AV, but I do love it. Now all you need is one with the penis working on a 'puter.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
Obliviously!

I'm healing up from eye and back surgery a couple months ago. So far, so good. Don't recall if I ever gave you a pat on your pointy little head for your AV, but I do love it. Now all you need is one with the penis working on a 'puter.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
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Eye AND back surgery!! AY yi yi!:eek:
Each is scary.. BOTH is terrifying!

I hate the thought of losing my sight... and paralysis is not tops on my list either!

Whew! So glad you report "so far so good."


thanks (re: AV)
hmmmm.... I'lll ponder the penis avec 'puter.
 
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