Who's the Most Irritating Person On The AH?

[dr_mabeuse]

I think it's time for a poll. What do you think?

I think we could get this down to maybe 5-6 candidates we could all probably agree on, and then take a poll and hand out some kind of award. I'm not afraid to name names. In fact, I think they probably already know know who they are and they're proud of it. They might even be willing to step forward and nominate themselves. You don't get that irritating by chance.

So how about it? Any candidates? Are you one of the most irritating people on the AH? Are you proud of it? Come up and nominate yourself and tell us what makes you so damned grating on our nerves.

--Zoot

 

[cantdog]

It's me, I admit it.

 

[cantdog]

I'm a Besserwisser.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Double posting to steal my vote away from JBJ?

 

[cantdog]

Christ, Zoot. Looks like I'm alone in the field!

 

[Liar]

Satan.

That's not his Lit handle though. You did ask for names, not pseudonyms.

 

[3113]

How dare you, Dr. M! I know what you're up to! You want to toss Ami off the throne so you can be the power behind a new King.

You're plot has been discovered, and we'll have you know that Ami is not so easily overthrown as irritant emperor.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

It's me, I admit it.

Wrong. Go sit down and have some cookies and juice.

Next candidate?

 

[tickledkitty]

I'll play.

My vote is for JBJ. He tops the list for me because his posts are completely devoid of any entertainment value.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

How dare you, Dr. M! I know what you're up to! You want to toss Ami off the throne so you can be the power behind a new King.

You're plot has been discovered, and we'll have you know that Ami is not so easily overthrown as irritant emperor.

Mmmm... Ami's in a class by himself. He's not human, you know. He's dogmatronic. But I don't count him because he intends to be offensive. It' his whole reason for living, or whatever it is he does.

 

[JagFarlane]

Hmmmm I might have to put myself upon this list. I tend to erm...rant way too much, particularly on political threads -reminds self to avoid said threads-

 

[cantdog]

It's me. I admit it.

Wrong. Go sit down and have some cookies and juice.

Next candidate?

Damn! And I coulda been somebody. I coulda been a contender!

 

[Guest]

Damn! And I coulda been somebody. I coulda been a contender!

Nahh.

You don't say your R's correctly.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Nahh.

You don't say your R's correctly.

You can reason, at least to some degree, with Ami. JBJ, on the other hand . . .

And I have to admit I've had my offensive days, too.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Hmmmm I might have to put myself upon this list. I tend to erm...rant way too much, particularly on political threads -reminds self to avoid said threads-

Come on, Jag! Go sit over there with Cant. We're looking for the real Irritators! No offense.

 

[Guest]

Offensive as in the smell?

Like poo?

Or irritating like an itch?

Like a flea on a monkey?

 

[cantdog]

Hi Jag

Come on, Jag! Go sit over there with Cant. We're looking for the real Irritators! No offense.

Have a cookie. Juice over there.

This is a big damn bench...

 

[Anna_Malia75]

I think as a general rule anyone who nominates him or herself should be asked to take a seat. You can't be really irritating if you're willing to acknowledge that you're irritating. Unless you're only acknowledging that you're irritating in order to throw us off the trail of your true irritatingness.

 

[Guest]

I just want to sit on the bench with the boys.

You say there are cookies?

 

[jomar]

An AH spin on a GB-type poll. Well done!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I vote for me.

 

[Guest]

I think as a general rule anyone who nominates him or herself should be asked to take a seat. You can't be really irritating if you're willing to acknowledge that you're irritating. Unless you're only acknowledging that you're irritating in order to throw us off the trail of your true irritatingness.

And there are different forms, too.

There are irritants of the one-dimensional poo-flinging sort.
There are irritants of the pedantically perfectionistic sort.
There are irritants of the completely delusional about most everything sort.
There are the constantly flirtatious, constantly cheerful, constantly morose or constantly angry irritant sort.

I could go on and on.

I am thinking we check out Imp's drinking game for an up to date list of AH irritants. 'Cause I have a feeling we all manage to irritate someone sometime.

How to narrow this down to those few who manage to irritate EVERYONE all of the time may be difficult.

Or not.

 

[cantdog]

You know-- I miss CV.

 

[jomar]

Trying to link single post...got it.

 

[redpaint]

Well its not me.

Can I go sit on the bench and have Cookies and juice?