Harem Dynamics

[KLCK]

Like thermal dynamics, harem dynamics is a important science that has yet to receive a steady budget from the US government and for this I am outraged. I would like to discuss two major points concerning Harem's that I believe are very important. Firstly though, allow me to define the official definition of Harem.

1. The part of a Muslim palace or house reserved for the residence of women.
2. The women in a Muslim household, including the mother, sisters, wives, concubines, daughters, entertainers, and servants.

Now allow me to define it in the way that most people probably recognize.

1. A large collection of additional wives, concubines, sex slaves (either sex slaves through literal slavery or through BDSM style submission) and general sluts who are either exclusive to the owner or work to please guests/visitors.

They can be of a variety of ages, there could be men and women or any combination of the two. Its a harem, best women money (or if your really good, love) can buy.

First subject I would like to talk about is the internal dynamics of a Harem. Is there jealousy or do the members work for the common good of pleasing master? Should there be competition? Is a harem like a mystical place full of sexy women or is it like a reality TV show? Its too bad there are no more examples to choose from.

Second subject: What is the future of Harem's? Will there one day be robots so advanced we can all afford our own small Harem? Will humans live there lives in virtual reality were Harems can consist of whomever the player desires? Will humanity revert back to a caste system were you yourself may very well find yourself in a Harem?

I want your thoughts AH. I am having trouble deciding whether I should pursue a career in Harem dynamics such as Harem chemistry (which base carbons can be combined for good fellatio?) or possibly Harem biology (can a man be given two penises for simultaneous penetration of the anus and vagina?).

Like I said AH, thoughts?

 

[starrkers]

I'm looking forward to the day I can have my male harem (is there even a term for it yet?).

It will include husbands, sex slaves, gigolos, as well as handymen, gardeners, furniture movers and security.

They will of course be the best men money can buy.

 

[glynndah]

I'm looking forward to the day I can have my male harem (is there even a term for it yet?).

It will include husbands, sex slaves, gigolos, as well as handymen, gardeners, furniture movers and security.

They will of course be the best men money can buy.

You're gonna buy them?!?

I'm planning on signing up volunteers.

 

[oggbashan]

The Imperial Harem or Seraglio Wiki info attracted considerable European interest.

The dynamics of the Harem were complex and the politics were fierce because the Harem was effectively the government of Turkey. The Sultan had been a prisoner in the Harem until he became Sultan and was still influenced by the Harem even when ostensibly its ruler.

It could be an interesting Literotica story to write how a strong Sultan broke free from the power of the Harem - or failed...

Og

 

[Guest]

I want your thoughts AH. I am having trouble deciding whether I should pursue a career in Harem dynamics such as Harem chemistry (which base carbons can be combined for good fellatio?) or possibly Harem biology (can a man be given two penises for simultaneous penetration of the anus and vagina?).

Like I said AH, thoughts?

Consider a career investigating sightings of harem ghosts, apparitions and hauntings... known in the trade as "harem scarum."

Just a thought.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Consider a career investigating sightings of harem ghosts, apparitions and hauntings... known in the trade as "harem scarum."

Just a thought.

LOL!

Reminsd me of the yaoi ghost manga "Eerie Queerie"...

Like Starrkers, I'm looking forward to having my own male harem. I'd sort them up according to length, girth, and stamina, then subdivide them into smaller groups according to quality of orgasms, quantity of orgasms, quality of kisses, quality of cunninlingus, etc.

 

[3113]

Second subject: What is the future of Harem's?

Apparently you've never watched "The Flavor of Love."

Everything you need to know about current modern Harems and their future is right there. Including the sort of women you're likely to have in them (enjoy!) and what you will be required to do once you've got all these ladies bickering over you and with each other under one roof (enjoy!). This includes, by the way, putting everything on television as all modern and future Harem owners are expected to make their homes/harems into a reality television show.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/10/01/fashion/01flav.xlarge1.jpg

Yes, THIS is the modern Harem and it's future. And THIS is the modern Sultan of such Harems. They used to be called Pimps in this country, but so long as you allow cameras in and make it reality tv, Harems are now encouraged and supported by Western culture.

Here's another happy, modern Harem owner and his ladies:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/28/Rock-of-love-second-look.jpg

And here's a gent that has managed to handle the transition from old fashioned 20th century private Harem to current, 21st century television-show Harem.

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Girls-Next-Door-tv-09.jpg

We can help you start your Harem tomorrow if you like. Would you prefer we send you "dancers," or alcoholics?

 

[KLCK]

*shivers*

Gah thats horrible! If I had a Harem (which should happen sometime shortly after winning the lottery) I would enforce such a brutal discipline. They would live in a nice Italian style villa with strict rules carved into a giant stone in the central courtyard.

Rule #1: Dont in anyway shape or form act like New York from Flavor flav'. Punishment for failure is Hari-Kiri.
Rule #2: Master doesn't want to hear bickering. Punishment for bickering is wearing a full corset piercing for a day. (youch!)


I would probably pick up shy bookworms anyway.

 

[cloudy]

*shivers*

Gah thats horrible! If I had a Harem (which should happen sometime shortly after winning the lottery) I would enforce such a brutal discipline. They would live in a nice Italian style villa with strict rules carved into a giant stone in the central courtyard.

Rule #1: Dont in anyway shape or form act like New York from Flavor flav'. Punishment for failure is Hari-Kiri.
Rule #2: Master doesn't want to hear bickering. Punishment for bickering is wearing a full corset piercing for a day. (youch!)

um, yeah....good luck with that.

 

[Stella_Omega]

See now, these are the guys Le Jacquelope needs to go have a talking to.

 

[3113]

*shivers*

Gah thats horrible!

[shrug] You asked.

If I had a Harem (which should happen sometime shortly after winning the lottery) I would enforce such a brutal discipline.

http://bestsmileys.com/lol/15.gif

You're going to have a house full of women and YOU are going to enforce "brutal discipline"?

http://bestsmileys.com/lol/25.gif

Oh, my. This is a fantasy. And a pretty pathetic one at that....

 

[tickledkitty]

I just want to know why Bret Michaels does that thing with his lips. See picture above.

What is that? A sexy pout? It's sort of a grimace/pout, I think. Is that something he learned in the 80s? It just seems sort of, oh, I don't know, out of date to me. However, the Olsen twins do it too, I've noticed. Maybe it's something I should be doing? Do YOU do it?

Does it have something to do with one's ability to acquire/maintain a harem? I'm not seeing it on Flav or Hef.

Please advise.

Thank you.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I just want to know why Bret Michaels does that thing with his lips. See picture above.

What is that? A sexy pout? It's sort of a grimace/pout, I think. Is that something he learned in the 80s? It just seems sort of, oh, I don't know, out of date to me. However, the Olsen twins do it too, I've noticed. Maybe it's something I should be doing? Do YOU do it?

Does it have something to do with one's ability to acquire/maintain a harem? I'm not seeing it on Flav or Hef.

Please advise.

Thank you.

It comes from eating so much pussy, I think... Occupational hazard.

 

[KLCK]

[shrug] You asked.


http://bestsmileys.com/lol/15.gif

You're going to have a house full of women and YOU are going to enforce "brutal discipline"?

http://bestsmileys.com/lol/25.gif

Oh, my. This is a fantasy. And a pretty pathetic one at that....

A MAN CAN DREAM CANT HE? Actually I will synchronize there periods with meds and then rule with an iron first for 25 days a month before hiding for the last 3-6 days.

Actually the enforcing of brutal discipline will come from controlling the Eunuchs. Its how they did it in history!

Ive actually heard of this one king who had such a large harem if he spent three hours a day having sex he would only be able to spend 15 seconds with each girl every year.

 

[oggbashan]

...Ive actually heard of this one king who had such a large harem if he spent three hours a day having sex he would only be able to spend 15 seconds with each girl every year.

You probably mean me. I had a large number of wives and concubines.

They were more trouble than ruling my kingdom. Imagine 600 or more women in close proximity all having simultaneous PMT.

King Og

 

[3113]

A MAN CAN DREAM CANT HE? Actually I will synchronize there periods with meds and then rule with an iron first for 25 days a month before hiding for the last 3-6 days.

Actually the enforcing of brutal discipline will come from controlling the Eunuchs. Its how they did it in history!

Well, in history you could castrate slave boys that were sold on the open market...and you're going to find boys to do this to...where? Legally? I mean, you did say in the first post that you were interested in "future" harems, not retreating into some distant past harem. Things do have to be done differently in the here and now because kidnapping women and holding them against their will while having them watched over by men you've also kidnapped and castrated really wouldn't go over well in any civilized, modern nation.

But you know, I take it back. There is a way you can have your harem of shy ladies, and you can rule with iron discipline, no need to drug the ladies or use eunuchs. No need for a reality show either or even to win the lottery. Yes. You can have everything you want. It's actually very simple.

You buy a few acres of land in "nowhere" Texas or Utah or Colorado and create a rustic compound. Start a religion and ladies just like this will be beating down your fortress doors begging to be part of your harem:

http://shoppingblog.dallasnews.com/20080421202809990004.gif

Don't let their demure looks fool you. They're tigresses in bed! Gggg-row!

Admit it. You're getting a hard on just thinking about having these womenfolk at your beck and call, hauling in your bath water, quoting scripture with you, giving birth to a baby every other month (yeah, I know you'll try to put them on birth control, but women who love you that much are gonna want to have your children...lots of them....)

I think that's the perfect Harem for you. Everything you're after exactly as you've named it: shy girls, iron discipline, etc. You'll just have to be on the look out for the feds.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I realize KLCK is aiming for humor (I hope) but the harem of the future will consist of a mixture of independent adults all happily cohabiting together with equal rights for each to each. It will require considerable maturity and any new members will have to undergo considerable counseling and extensive interviews. Jealousy will not be tolerated. Likely these will be small groupings, no more that 4-5, with one stay-at-home playing house-spouse and the rest out in the workworld. These will be powerful economic engines.

BTW, unless one member of the group is an "elder in the church" such an arrangement is quite sound, theologically.

 

[WRJames]

Any fantasies I ever had about a harem vanished when I started to manage women.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Any fantasies I ever had about a harem vanished when I started to manage women.

The voice of experience, here-- listen to him!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

The voice of experience, here-- listen to him!

Really! That's why the group will be a mixture of both sexes. Nobody manages anyone. Decisions are done by the members with expertise or by concensus. Get over the power trip. You won't have any.

 

[KLCK]

Yeah I was mostly kidding about this. The only way Harem's can ever exist would be either:
A). Virtual reality.
B). Sudden ability to control minds.

I realize KLCK is aiming for humor (I hope) but the harem of the future will consist of a mixture of independent adults all happily cohabiting together with equal rights for each to each. It will require considerable maturity and any new members will have to undergo considerable counseling and extensive interviews. Jealousy will not be tolerated. Likely these will be small groupings, no more that 4-5, with one stay-at-home playing house-spouse and the rest out in the workworld. These will be powerful economic engines.

What you were describing was more of a sexual commune. I know a lot of larger ones existed back in the 70's. A harem is based around a single lead member (that being a king or aristocrat) and existed to serve him and guests. Usually.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Yeah I was mostly kidding about this. The only way Harem's can ever exist would be either:
A). Virtual reality.
B). Sudden ability to control minds.




What you were describing was more of a sexual commune. I know a lot of larger ones existed back in the 70's. A harem is based around a single lead member (that being a king or aristocrat) and existed to serve him and guests. Usually.

I'd prefer a commune, too, myself. Trying to keep more than one woman at a time happy can be draining.