Bistro Bijou

[Angeline]

Oh, well, let me count the ways..

And that is true. I am guilty of feeding people words that make me happy.


Ange, baby, don't count the friends who made bad choices, count the ones who choose now to count themselves among your friends.:rose:

I am not sure what useful thing I should do for the party. How 'bout I bar tend? No comments about foxes and hen houses either...from anyone.

Most of those people (the current friends) are here which explains why I stick around. It mainly bugs me in relation to my kids, but I know they're better off without their father and I being under the same roof. I certainly am.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Most of those people (the current friends) are here which explains why I stick around. It mainly bugs me in relation to my kids, but I know they're better off without their father and I being under the same roof. I certainly am.

I know that must be incredibly difficult. They'll find their way Ange. Keep the Mama faith.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Oh, well, let me count the ways..

And that is true. I am guilty of feeding people words that make me happy.


Ange, baby, don't count the friends who made bad choices, count the ones who choose now to count themselves among your friends.

I am not sure what useful thing I should do for the party. How 'bout I bar tend? No comments about foxes and hen houses either...from anyone.

Oh like my being behind the bar is any less risky.

Bartending for the Un Anniversary party: the Vixen Twins.

Unless there's a vote that you have an even more interesting skill to offer for the entertainment.

Betcha do.

Most of those people (the current friends) are here which explains why I stick around. It mainly bugs me in relation to my kids, but I know they're better off without their father and I being under the same roof. I certainly am.

What she said. Keep the faith. I know I say that to you a lot, but I have the point of view of a child whose custodial parent did everything possible to subtly and completely destroy my relationship with the other parent.

It worked for a while, because I was a child. But once I got out of the house, it stopped working. And the karma it brought was exactly as one would expect. I'm not talking about punishment for the alienator, although that was part of it too, but more about how powerful the positive side of that was. When I saw how hard my father had worked to continue to form a relationship with me. even through all the sabotage, I did my damnedest to make up for lost time, and to let him know that I recognized and understood, finally, what he'd been through.

Teh faith. U shld keep it.

bj

 

[Angeline]

Oh like my being behind the bar is any less risky.

Bartending for the Un Anniversary party: the Vixen Twins.

Unless there's a vote that you have an even more interesting skill to offer for the entertainment.

Betcha do.





What she said. Keep the faith. I know I say that to you a lot, but I have the point of view of a child whose custodial parent did everything possible to subtly and completely destroy my relationship with the other parent.

It worked for a while, because I was a child. But once I got out of the house, it stopped working. And the karma it brought was exactly as one would expect. I'm not talking about punishment for the alienator, although that was part of it too, but more about how powerful the positive side of that was. When I saw how hard my father had worked to continue to form a relationship with me. even through all the sabotage, I did my damnedest to make up for lost time, and to let him know that I recognized and understood, finally, what he'd been through.

Teh faith. U shld keep it.

bj

Yup. That's why I love this song. Lou's cynical as hell but he's my kinda guy. Hell, we're probably related.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

I think that's all they were saying, and besides, once you're in a less medicated state and visiting him on your recheck day, you can ask him just what he meant by "surprise" exactly.

Good to have you back posting.

Oh, the other doctor explained the surprises. They found a stomach ulcer, but not a severe one. They found five more stones, which they weren't expecting to find any more after they had removed so many during the last surgery. And, there still was a stricture in my bile duct, which they hoped would not be there any more. But, overall, everything went fine. That's all that matters.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Oh, the other doctor explained the surprises. They found a stomach ulcer, but not a severe one. They found five more stones, which they weren't expecting to find any more after they had removed so many during the last surgery. And, there still was a stricture in my bile duct, which they hoped would not be there any more. But, overall, everything went fine. That's all that matters.

Now you can just focus on recuperating as fast as possible.

*sets up a little daybed for you, and brings you a tray of snacks*

Have you had a piece of the cake yet? Looks like it's http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-16073130.jpg?size=572&uid=%7BC8BDD9D9-F98B-4EF6-BF6A-5522F483DC1D%7D

Glad you're around!

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

That inscription on the cake looks like it may be from the Kama Sutra.

It does answer the eternal post-party question:

How'd I get frosting there?

Sara, how could that poem suck? It's in an established form, it's got assonance, internal rhyme, enjambment and alliteration.

You just like hearing El and Tz say the word suck.

bj

eta: I made up some sexy hors d'oeuvres for the party.

*sneaks up with a camera to see exactly which bit Bijou is nibbling* aha thought so ..click

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Oh, the other doctor explained the surprises. They found a stomach ulcer, but not a severe one. They found five more stones, which they weren't expecting to find any more after they had removed so many during the last surgery. And, there still was a stricture in my bile duct, which they hoped would not be there any more. But, overall, everything went fine. That's all that matters.

I'm amazed you've even left hospital after that sort of surgery!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*sneaks up with a camera to see exactly which bit Bijou is nibbling* aha thought so ..click

I've been caught in worse poses. No one's going to be surprised by that. But you might get a quarter for it from my penny-pinching online stalker.

doesn't want to pay for internet to harass me so he goes to the library.

All I want is a stalker who's willing to lay a little down. I'm worth it.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Oh have you got a stalker? I've had those the last one can't hurt me now because I don't give a shit about him anymore oddly enough another old one has been creeping into my chatroom and just sitting there not saying anything then leaving. Suppose he thinks he's being intimidating I just think what a prat get a life

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I don't want to encourage him by talking about him.

petty little git.

enough of that. This is a party, for pete's sake. and I'm busy being enfolded in the rapture of the infinite and stuff.

And I'm BORED. Not that I don't have a shitload of work to do here, but this is my umpteenth day staying in town, and I'm tired of all my regular work. And not a diversion in sight, except, well, here.

But here is the best diversion ever, as far as I'm concerned.

bj

eta: NICE AV!!!! LAWLZ!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Wanna show me what I have been missing?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Wanna show me what I have been missing?

Are you asking me to deep throat your AV?

Because I would totally go there.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

You trying to give me penis envy?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

You trying to give me penis envy?

Not at all. I do have other skills as well. That's just the one that made me a star on the vaudeville circuit back in the 30's.

I just noticed that your banana is peeled backwards. I have to wonder of all bananas aren't like that and I just never noticed cause I always started at the other end.

bj

 

[Angeline]

Oh have you got a stalker? I've had those the last one can't hurt me now because I don't give a shit about him anymore oddly enough another old one has been creeping into my chatroom and just sitting there not saying anything then leaving. Suppose he thinks he's being intimidating I just think what a prat get a life

Some dom guy (he called himself a dom) glommed onto me in chat a few years ago and tried to intimidate me into, well, I'm not sure what. Cybersex, I guess. Really tried. I had the same reaction as you. And I basically tortured him until he left me alone.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Not at all. I do have other skills as well. That's just the one that made me a star on the vaudeville circuit back in the 30's.

I just noticed that your banana is peeled backwards. I have to wonder of all bananas aren't like that and I just never noticed cause I always started at the other end.

bj

OMG a backwards gobbler

There was a young man from gwent
whose thing was exceedingly bent
to save making trouble he put it in double
and instead of coming he went

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Some dom guy (he called himself a dom) glommed onto me in chat a few years ago and tried to intimidate me into, well, I'm not sure what. Cybersex, I guess. Really tried. I had the same reaction as you. And I basically tortured him until he left me alone.

Next time I see him I will gush all over him lol ask him if he has lost any weight yet lol

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*sound of lonesome, echoed Western harmonica*

It's quiet in here. Too quiet.

Time for Thoroughly Random Kirk Douglas.

http://www.melawend.com/_borders/Kirk_Douglas_press_photo_from_Spartacus_-_standing_alone.jpg

 

[Angeline]

Next time I see him I will gush all over him lol ask him if he has lost any weight yet lol

One time two men were bugging me in the Lit Chat lounge so I told them I'd have phone sex with whichever one of them could win my version of So You Want to Be a Millionaire. Lol! Then I gave them impossibly hard questions. I'm not at all opposed to phone sex but not with either of those boobs (yes Bijou, I said boobs!).

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Hey it worked.
Someone said boobs.

 

[Angeline]

Hey it worked.
Someone said boobs.

Musta been the beefsteak shot of Kurt. Is that Spartacus? (I always confuse all those old gladiator films because they bore the bejesus out of me.)

 

[Tzara]

One time two men were bugging me in the Lit Chat lounge so I told them I'd have phone sex with whichever one of them could win my version of So You Want to Be a Millionaire. Lol! Then I gave them impossibly hard questions. I'm not at all opposed to phone sex but not with either of those boobs (yes Bijou, I said boobs!).

Can I try? I like hard questions. *insert pervy huffing kind of laugh here*

Oh, wait. You're busy.

Well, at least judging from that cake.

 

[Angeline]

Can I try? I like hard questions. *insert pervy huffing kind of laugh here*

Oh, wait. You're busy.

Well, at least judging from that cake.

The only thing the man on that cake is missing is a baseball cap. Then it would look just like ee. Ahem. He's pleased as punch to be mistaken for that cake satyr.

 

[Tzara]

The only thing the man on that cake is missing is a baseball cap. Then it would look just like ee. Ahem. He's pleased as punch to be mistaken for that cake satyr.

Well, let's just say you must be very skilled to get that look on his face after the shellacking the Sox took today.

But then, my team can't even hold onto the title of Worst Team in Baseball. The goddam Nationials have tied us.