i got a new toy - and i got the details

[madmanmike]

finally did it. i got me a dilod. not a normal one. i got a cyberskin dildo with balls and a vibrating egg in it.

its white flesh tone 7 inch shaft(i think) plus balls and it feels so damn soft but firm. the vibrator goes from very slow all the way to cant old it still. and he balls feel so damn real. cost me 55 bucks. same price with or without the egg in it so i figured what the hell. did take me a while in that porn shop to get it though. dmn clerk wouldnt stop fucking talking to me.

i got it primarily to fantisize about being with a sexy tv/ts. now i suck on it for the thrill. ive been reading and practicing my technique. my favorite positon is lating on my stomach facing the dick and going at it slow at first then once its all wet sucking the hell out of it then slowing down again. (damn im getting hard writing this down)

ive also been practincing deep throating it. i can get almost the whole seven in my mouth. it makes my eyes water some times but damn it is thrilling. and i found out with my wonderful imagination i can suck on it for a while and get really into it and slide the switch for the egg up and down and imagine the dick is cumming. wow.just wow.


maybe next time i'll let you know what else i did with my new favorite friend. let me know if you wanna know what else happened.

 

[Phydeax69]

Nice! I just got some new toys myself! I got a slim 7" cock and a pocket pussy!

Not sure how I can use them together, but I've had a blast with each so far!

The dildo works into my ass rather nicely, not like the other ass toy I have that takes a while this one slides right in..kind of like a "can opener!" the pocket pussy feels good on my hard cock...I've used it a few times already and I'm hooked! Hopefulyl I can get some pics and post them!

 

[brightondream]

Nice! I just got some new toys myself! I got a slim 7" cock and a pocket pussy!

Not sure how I can use them together, but I've had a blast with each so far!

The dildo works into my ass rather nicely, not like the other ass toy I have that takes a while this one slides right in..kind of like a "can opener!" the pocket pussy feels good on my hard cock...I've used it a few times already and I'm hooked! Hopefulyl I can get some pics and post them!

Mrs. is out of town so I decided to traet myself as well. Got one of those inflatable vibrating butt plugs. What a trip. Reading all this erotica while my prostate is stimulated. Ran short of cash so made my own "dildo" out of ring bologna! Really. wrapped it in plastic-wrap then put a non lubricated condom on it. Get it nice and warm and if you close your eyes it feels like the real thing. Tonights faux cock is abot 8 inches long and 3 inches around, I practice deepthroating, but unlike MADMANMIKE I am only able to swallow about 4 or 5 inches.

 

[tonycurinmass]

finally did it. i got me a dilod. not a normal one. i got a cyberskin dildo with balls and a vibrating egg in it.

its white flesh tone 7 inch shaft(i think) plus balls and it feels so damn soft but firm. the vibrator goes from very slow all the way to cant old it still. and he balls feel so damn real. cost me 55 bucks. same price with or without the egg in it so i figured what the hell. did take me a while in that porn shop to get it though. dmn clerk wouldnt stop fucking talking to me.

i got it primarily to fantisize about being with a sexy tv/ts. now i suck on it for the thrill. ive been reading and practicing my technique. my favorite positon is lating on my stomach facing the dick and going at it slow at first then once its all wet sucking the hell out of it then slowing down again. (damn im getting hard writing this down)

ive also been practincing deep throating it. i can get almost the whole seven in my mouth. it makes my eyes water some times but damn it is thrilling. and i found out with my wonderful imagination i can suck on it for a while and get really into it and slide the switch for the egg up and down and imagine the dick is cumming. wow.just wow.


maybe next time i'll let you know what else i did with my new favorite friend. let me know if you wanna know what else happened.

I bought one of those too. Just without the vibrator. You're right, it's so real looking and feeling. And when you start sucking it deep and pull it out, omg, the saliva is everywhere! I sometimes lay on my back and hold it over my head as if a guy were straddling my chest. So hot.

 

[bigburny00]

Wow, this is hilarious. My wife is also out of town and I also decided to treat myself to a little something. I went out and just got a standard boring vibrator. It is the first time I've ever put anything in my ass. I found out that I'm reallly good at it. I had no problem getting it in at all and after about five minutes I was able to get all 8 inches inside me.

The bad news is it didn't do anything for me. It didn't hurt at all, but I didn't get any pleasure from it. Eventually it got boring and I just took it out and jacked off.

I'm willing to keep trying though. Any advice on how I can make sure I'm clean back there for playing??

 

[george51]

It gets better than that!? Tell us more.

There really are some innovative products out there now. What will the dream up next? Excellent.

 

[wobnair]

Well its nice to know i am not the only guy who likes to fuck himself up the ass when his wife is away. I havnt had a cock in it for such a long time so i have to make do with second best.

 

[george51]

It might be second best. But coupled with a vivid imagination, and no shortage of those here, it is still very good. I just imagine some very hot man lying on top of me, fucking me missionary like he would a woman. Like I do to my wife.

I don't do it often, but when I do I really enjoy it.

 

[brightondream]

Wow, this is hilarious. My wife is also out of town and I also decided to treat myself to a little something. I went out and just got a standard boring vibrator. It is the first time I've ever put anything in my ass. I found out that I'm reallly good at it. I had no problem getting it in at all and after about five minutes I was able to get all 8 inches inside me.

The bad news is it didn't do anything for me. It didn't hurt at all, but I didn't get any pleasure from it. Eventually it got boring and I just took it out and jacked off.

I'm willing to keep trying though. Any advice on how I can make sure I'm clean back there for playing??

It got boring? No pleasure ? Perhaps you are going in too deep. Remember the prostate is just a couple inches inside the male rectum. I have found that my wifes small vibrator gives a lot of stimulation on that magic gland. At other times I like to go real deep with a larger toy, it's a different sensation than rubbing against the gland only. It has been said that women have 2 types of orgasm. Clitoral and vaginal. I think men (at least THIS man) can also have 2 different types of orgasm, anal and prostate !! I cum very very hard while being ass fucked with a big toy(Gawd, I wonder what a REAL cock would do to me) which differs from just rubbing my "clit" which makes my cock drool like a faucet with pre-cum.
As said: "it's all good"

 

[Phydeax69]

Mrs. is out of town so I decided to traet myself as well. Got one of those inflatable vibrating butt plugs. What a trip. Reading all this erotica while my prostate is stimulated. Ran short of cash so made my own "dildo" out of ring bologna! Really. wrapped it in plastic-wrap then put a non lubricated condom on it. Get it nice and warm and if you close your eyes it feels like the real thing. Tonights faux cock is abot 8 inches long and 3 inches around, I practice deepthroating, but unlike MADMANMIKE I am only able to swallow about 4 or 5 inches.

yeah...I've done the "let's see what I can find around the house to stick up my ass" thing! Some things were good others were a bust!

My wife is away, and so far I've fucked myself 3 times with the new toy...She's coming back later today, so I have to get my play in before she get's home.

Toys are great if you can find they, and afford them...some are just WAY too expensive

 

[nipers]

Think

Would any of you let your wife come home and find you with her dildo in your ass? I am thinking of doing it.I just dont know if she will freak.

 

[wobnair]

Thats a good idea Nippers just hope she dosnt bring her mother home with her!!!!

 

[Phydeax69]

Thats a good idea Nippers just hope she dosnt bring her mother home with her!!!!

Or other friends!

I'd never let that happen personally..I know she'd never understand...I'm freaking that if she ever finds my "stash" I'm cooked! It was fine when I used stuff I bought her, but that stuff wasn't great for what I wanted to do....

(not to mention the panties!)

 

[zekealicious]

anybody into guys and toys should feel free to check out my picture threads..always happy to get private messages too!

 

[webber1998]

Wow, this is hilarious. My wife is also out of town and I also decided to treat myself to a little something. I went out and just got a standard boring vibrator. It is the first time I've ever put anything in my ass. I found out that I'm reallly good at it. I had no problem getting it in at all and after about five minutes I was able to get all 8 inches inside me.

The bad news is it didn't do anything for me. It didn't hurt at all, but I didn't get any pleasure from it. Eventually it got boring and I just took it out and jacked off.

I'm willing to keep trying though. Any advice on how I can make sure I'm clean back there for playing??

Nothing like the real thing.

I have definitely met people who didn't get much pleasure out of anal. Just not their thing. There is at least one poster here who writes now and then about his experiences and it does take ALL kinds. Thats what makes it so much fun.

I will have to admit that the standard boring vibes are NOT the best for me. The ones specifically designed for anal play ... REALLY hit the spot. My favorite is the simple butt plug with a bullet... And it is 10 times hotter if you have a friend helping you.

Personally... I get off on it myself.

 

[madmanmike]

ok guys. im a little late posting an update but here it is.

right after i made my opening post i started to get ready. i laid an old blanket on the bed and folded it in half. i got me a towel and the lube.

i started on my stomach sucking on it like i was 69ing with it. i deep troated it till i gagged and my eyes watered. was kinda bummed i couldnt get it all in but i still had a raging hard on from trying. wheile i was going this i was lubing up my ass. just dabbing it on with my finger then adding more and pushing farther. once i could easily finger fuck my ass i knew it was time.

i put a condom on the dildo and all the way down even over the balls.(so sue me i wanted to suck this thing again without it smelling like ass) i lubed it up nice and pressed it against my hole. it was a little slippery and i was a little tight still. raising my legs up i managed to get the head in using both hands. wow this felt much bigger in my ass than in my mouth. i put 2 inches in and slowly fucked myself then when my body accepted it i pulled it out added more lube and back in it went.

after about 10 min of stretching my ass i really felt good. it was making me leak precum like a faucet.i started pumping myself in and out. god what a feeling. i would bring all of it ot of me but the head then push all of it back in. when i did it with the vibrator on it didnt feel better just different. it did feel good when it was sitting still all the way in me though.

i rolled over and used it. on my face, on my back doggy style. i even sat up and grinded on it. was sexy as hell looking down at my hard cock and seeing a set of balls right below mine. i tried standing up with it in me but my body didnt want to stand up straight.

i laid back down and started really going at myself hard. i got so close to cumming that my dick was twitching. after too much frustration i jerked off with one hand and fucked myself with the other. it was one of the strongest orgasms i ever had but oddly enough my cum only oozed out of me. so i pulled the dildo out and the flood gates opened. i had half a cup of cum easy.

i plled the condom off the dildo. rolled the head in the cum and sucked the dick like it was the one who came. i didnt care for the taste of my cum(first time doing it) but i loved the warmth of the fleshy dick so much i sucked it for several minuites.

wow. now i want to try it with someone attached. that was fucking amazing

 

[Love2Spurt]

i have to say that i love it. I pich my g/f's vibrator every chance i can put on some hot porn and slide it in. i turn it up to full and let the vibrations tickle my fancy while i stroke away happily! As a matter of fact i've made myself cum just from having the vibrator on without touching my cock at all! That was probably the best orgasm i've had!

 

[madmanmike]

anyone else want to hear more?

anyone else want to share with the class?

 

[wisec715]

hey madman,

i pm'd you.

 

[madmanmike]

and i replied. i apriciate it.

im thinking about trying to get an anal orgasm tonight. i was so damn close last time but i couldnt take it. maybe tonight is the night.

 

[wisec715]

Hey Madman,

I'm back on! You got yahoo or anything? I'd love to continue this chat!

 

[Rexman9]

Oh my. Last night I picked up the similar 8" Cybercock and dreamt all night about pushing it in me. All this talk about fucking yourselves is driving me nuts, I can't wait till I have some time to put my fishnets on and climax around it.

 

[madmanmike]

i really wanted to last night. i got my room ready and everyone else was asleep. i had the lights off to help me fantasize. i started off giving it head in lots of different possitions but when i tried to start working on my ass it didnt want to play. i really wanted it too. but ive learned if your ass doesnt want to be fucked dont argue.

also ive found the way it feels in my mouth is so different. i definitely like it better as if i was facing the person. i just like the way the head fits as my lips touch it. i would like it in more of a 69 position if only i could deep throat it so i could get the balls closer to my face.


damn now i feel really horney

 

[Svejk]

I've found patience but persistence is the key to self anal. Obviously if it hurts too much stop, but warming up with your fingers to relax it abit and working it in nice and slowly is the best way.

I recently got a prostate massager that I prefer to my dildo, as I find it allows for much more intense feelings without the pain of a synthetic cock. I haven't managed to cum soley from it yet, because whenever I get close i freak out and stop, focusing on the feeling of handsfree pleasure, but that then stops me from cumming. Catch 22.

 

[Phydeax69]

I'm totally hooked on my new toy! I have a bathroom in my basement, and one night I was getting that ass urge, so when she took her bath, I grabbed my toy, and stuck it to my toilet seat and rode it until I had a nice fulfilling cum!

I'm off from work today and plan on hitting it in a little while...it's definately a great toy!

Nothing like the feeling of something sliding in and out of your ass!