Jesus is our lord and savior
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She and her sister seduced Lot, believing themselves to be the last humans in existence and driven by the urge to pass on their genes. Oh wait, I forgot, Lot, who was drunk, felt naked and ashamed first. Exposing the feet was as good as nudity in the Hebrew culture of that time.
Edit: Am I getting the wrong part? I just saw the name was Boaz. Fuck me. Fingers are working faster than the brain.
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Angeline
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No, but I'm Jewish. He's more like the bad brother-in-law you try not to mention.
John Doe
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Oh my, tattoos?! What wickedness!
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either way... the Bible is a trip to read sometimes.
here's another to ponder.
11 And now, my daughter, don't be afraid. I will do for you all you ask.
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Sold his daughter's virginity to a local band of marauders to preserve his life, did he not?
John Doe
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Kinkeh.
I hear kids grew up alot faster back in those days
A boy was considered a man at age 14 or 16
An 11 year old having sex then would be the equilivant of a 16 year old having sex today
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I know, and people think I write crazy shit.
John Doe
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Yeah, that God fella was fucked up.
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1 On the third day Esther put on her royal robes and stood in the inner court of the palace, in front of the king's hall. The king was sitting on his royal throne in the hall, facing the entrance.
I could do this all night. I think I just may; at least until I feel like quitting.
I could do this all night. I think I just may; at least until I feel like quitting.
John Doe
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So a MILF would've been, what...23?
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How about those of us who hit rock bottom and stayed there for quite sometime, believing that someday Jesus would reach down and pluck us up? How about those of us who would STILL be at rock bottom if we hadn't come to the realization that there isn't a mystical, magical ceiling being who loves us... that we'd HAVE to pull OURSELVES up or die? What about us?
Go fuck yourself, dude. Seriously.
Tebazile
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Oooooor you can be a Christian, and die a slow death from leukemia (and other illnesses) anyway. The fact that you're a Christian is really going to fucking help when you're so deliriously ill that you think your 15 year old daughter is your sister who died before your kid was even born.
Ugh. I have a great desire to punch you.
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Why did such a wonderful god let such a devout soul as yourself go astray from the beginning and wind up on OXY. couldn't he have told you from the beginning and saved you all that misery, and there by saved us from having to listen to your drivel.
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I believe he is/was the savior for many people.
You don't have to be the son of God to be a savior, and even if all these people who say they've been touched by something were hallucinating or whatever - Jesus would still be their savior because his 'image' is what helped them.
A good persons works don't stop after they die, and while I don't have an answer on whether Jesus was the son of God or not - I believe at the very least he was a good man.
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um, someone did this stuff before so i know it's a troll
they claimed a forum they went to wouldn't let them post what they wanted so they came here, only to spread this christian stuff all over the boards....some of you must remember the troll who went around calling everyone here 'brother' and 'sister'.
they claimed a forum they went to wouldn't let them post what they wanted so they came here, only to spread this christian stuff all over the boards....some of you must remember the troll who went around calling everyone here 'brother' and 'sister'.
Franklin78
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um, someone did this stuff before so i know it's a troll
they claimed a forum they went to wouldn't let them post what they wanted so they came here, only to spread this christian stuff all over the boards....some of you must remember the troll who went around calling everyone here 'brother' and 'sister'.
if anyones a troll its you, you post on several sites and when you get negative coments you go cry to the mods, sorry honey but your not a beauty in many mens eyes only gods. i have never been on this site since i joined just so you know. CK stinks cause they will not let anyone speak about jesus on that site which is wrong.
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if anyones a troll its you, you post on several sites and when you get negative coments you go cry to the mods, sorry honey but your not a beauty in many mens eyes only gods. i have never been on this site since i joined just so you know. CK stinks cause they will not let anyone speak about jesus on that site which is wrong.
You are a piece of work. Really.
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if anyones a troll its you, you post on several sites and when you get negative coments you go cry to the mods, sorry honey but your not a beauty in many mens eyes only gods. i have never been on this site since i joined just so you know. CK stinks cause they will not let anyone speak about jesus on that site which is wrong.
To credit, most of the people who bother to make a thread about Jesus on here are very careful in how they respond to posts. They adhere to the ideals of "Judge not","Let he who is without sin", "Do onto others", etc. - even if they're getting flack from other members.
Your being defensive makes me question your faith.
Franklin78
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To credit, most of the people who bother to make a thread about Jesus on here are very careful in how they respond to posts. They adhere to the ideals of "Judge not","Let he who is without sin", "Do onto others", etc. - even if they're getting flack from other members.
Your being defensive makes me question your faith.
Im still human even though i have been saved and i still aint perfect. i spent a few hours last night talking to sid and he needs the lord so bad. moonlady needs the lord, she is depressed and seeking comfort from people online so shes uses her body to try and please people so they will accept her that is all she is doing. if she would accept jesus she would not feel that loneliness anymore and she would be loved without showing off online. i have seen so many people like moonlady and sid they are hurting inside and the computer is an escape from the real world to them. i saw many people at todd bentley revival hooked on sex addiction, porn addiction, computer addictions you just need to ask for help thats all. im not perfect but god forgave me of my sins.
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The easter bunny is my lord and savior. Or is it the tooth fairy?
