Jesus is our lord and savior

its your choice to get saved, good luck

Some of us don't need saving. Because, you see... wait... oh yeah:

SOME OF US DON'T FUCK UP OUR LIVES AND THEN RELY ON AN INVISIBLE BABYSITTER IN THE SKY TO COME AND MAKE IT ALL OKAY!

*screech, click*

Sorry. Guess the megaphone was a bit over the top, huh? :D
 
Me, which is handy because I'm right here and it works because I'm awesome so I can help even me in my darkest time.

when you have cancer or some other deadly disease how can you help yourself? hard to do when you cant even walk or talk on a death bed, thats when people ask for jesus most. what about even a car wreck it could happen tomorrow
 
god cares, i was addicted to oxycotn for 5 years they told me i would need to be in a hospital to get clean. i went to the todd bentley revival 2 months ago and asked to be healed i had no withdrawls and have been clean since. that night i felt jesus touch me it was so warm and a great feeling.

So, Jesus took away your addiction for Oxycontin and replaced it with a cuckold fetish? The Lord works in mysterious ways.
 
Some of us don't need saving. Because, you see... wait... oh yeah:

SOME OF US DON'T FUCK UP OUR LIVES AND THEN RELY ON AN INVISIBLE BABYSITTER IN THE SKY TO COME AND MAKE IT ALL OKAY!

*screech, click*

Sorry. Guess the megaphone was a bit over the top, huh? :D

again when you are on your death bed you wil need someone
 
when you have cancer or some other deadly disease how can you help yourself? hard to do when you cant even walk or talk on a death bed, thats when people ask for jesus most. what about even a car wreck it could happen tomorrow

I'll just invent the cure. I don't need to walk to swirl a test tube.

And if I ever get in a car accident...well, I'll comfort myself with the thought that no matter how badly I'm disfigured, I'll never look as bad as your sentence structure.
 
that is a stupid thing to say you need help

What? It's not. It happens to all of us. Death is just a part of life, bro.

"From my rotting body flowers shall spring, and I am in them, and that is Eternity." --Thomas Moore.
 
Isaiah 44:6-8 [6] "This is what the LORD says-- Israel's King and Redeemer, the LORD Almighty: I am the first and I am the last; apart from me there is no God. [7] Who then is like me? Let him proclaim it. Let him declare and lay out before me what has happened since I established my ancient people, and what is yet to come-- yes, let him foretell what will come. [8] Do not tremble, do not be afraid. Did I not proclaim this and foretell it long ago? You are my witnesses. Is there any God besides me? No, there is no other Rock; I know not one."
 
What? It's not. It happens to all of us. Death is just a part of life, bro.

"From my rotting body flowers shall spring, and I am in them, and that is Eternity." --Thomas Moore.

if you knew anything about god you would know its not your body that goes to heaven
 
Isaiah 44:6-8 [6] "This is what the LORD says-- Israel's King and Redeemer, the LORD Almighty: I am the first and I am the last; apart from me there is no God. [7] Who then is like me? Let him proclaim it. Let him declare and lay out before me what has happened since I established my ancient people, and what is yet to come-- yes, let him foretell what will come. [8] Do not tremble, do not be afraid. Did I not proclaim this and foretell it long ago? You are my witnesses. Is there any God besides me? No, there is no other Rock; I know not one."

An obscure quote, translated and mistranslated at least six times, from Hebrew to English, and all from an extinct desert culture whose battered remnants continue to maim and kill each other even today.

Forgive me, but I'm inclined to question the wisdom of such a source.
 
An obscure quote, translated and mistranslated at least six times, from Hebrew to English, and all from an extinct desert culture whose battered remnants continue to maim and kill each other even today.

Forgive me, but I'm inclined to question the wisdom of such a source.

why are you such a sad hateful person without any hope?
 
I never understood this fetish people have with eternity. Who wants to live forever?
Eternity is my biggest nightmare.

There's some comfort in knowing you will just cease to exist one day. Not to sound emo :p
 
why are you such a sad hateful person without any hope?

Everyone has hope
And you're provoking him.

It's great that you believe in Jesus
But don't you find it annoying when people try to convince you to convert to scientology or something?
Let people believe in whatever they want
 
I never understood this fetish people have with eternity. Who wants to live forever?
Eternity is my biggest nightmare.

There's some comfort in knowing you will just cease to exist one day. Not to sound emo :p

Emo!.. ;) ;)
 
why are you such a sad hateful person without any hope?

I have plenty of hope, dude. I have a good life, with a wife who loves me, and a promising future ahead. Get it? I survived a fucking war. But I don't need to believe in your God to believe that I'm part of something beautiful.

Look, you may get something out of your faith, but it comes from a flawed place. If that's what you need to be able to face the day, then I salute you, but don't push it on us. Your faith has done far more harm than good in this world.

You don't have to like the fact that we're all here, not knowing why, running down a clock beyond our understanding, but it's the cards we're given. Go out. Enjoy life. If you must pray, do as Christ said and pray behind a closed door, where the Lord alone will see you.

We don't need your faith. It means nothing to us.
 
There is no heaven. And I think you know that.

Mathew 6:25 (NKJV) "Therefore I say to you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or what you will drink; nor about your body, what you will put on. Is not life more than food and the body more than clothing?" ---- There is a saying that says (Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do but it won't take you anywhere.) The only thing worrying will do is stress you out and raise your blood pressure. Let our heavenly Father take care of these things for us as we do what this scripture says and not to worry.
 
if you knew anything about god you would know its not your body that goes to heaven

Dude.... you went to a Todd Bentley revival two months ago, and now you're an expert?

I'm sure you had a wonderful experience being knocked over by Todd Bentley. That does not qualify you to say who does or does not know anything about god.
 
I have plenty of hope, dude. I have a good life, with a wife who loves me, and a promising future ahead. Get it? I survived a fucking war. But I don't need to believe in your God to believe that I'm part of something beautiful.

Look, you may get something out of your faith, but it comes from a flawed place. If that's what you need to be able to face the day, then I salute you, but don't push it on us. Your faith has done far more harm than good in this world.

You don't have to like the fact that we're all here, not knowing why, running down a clock beyond our understanding, but it's the cards we're given. Go out. Enjoy life. If you must pray, do as Christ said and pray behind a closed door, where the Lord alone will see you.

We don't need your faith. It means nothing to us.

you said death would be great so your life is not as great as you say.
 
Dude.... you went to a Todd Bentley revival two months ago, and now you're an expert?

I'm sure you had a wonderful experience being knocked over by Todd Bentley. That does not qualify you to say who does or does not know anything about god.

and what are you an expert on?
 
What? It's not. It happens to all of us. Death is just a part of life, bro.

"From my rotting body flowers shall spring, and I am in them, and that is Eternity." --Thomas Moore.

I first read that in Call of Duty 2 as one of the death messages which seems fitting, but you probably read books 'n' stuff?
 
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